<< *133 . DAVID MERCER : BELCHER'S LUCK . PLAYS AND PLAYERS
, FEBRUARY 1967 . P. 31-46 . FIRST PERF. : 171166 . CHAR. :
01 HARRY BELCHER , 02 SIR GERALD CATESBY , 03 VICTOR , 04 HE
LEN RAWSTON , 05 LUCY >> $
#31 $
01 HO , HER NAME WAS MARY DIMPLE AND SHE KNEW NOT HOW TO COO
K ; BUT WHEN SHE MET THIS DRUMMER BOY HE TAUGHT HER HOW TO K
NIT . $
HE TAUGHT HER HOW TO KNIT . $
05 IF YOU KILL THAT PIG YOURSELF I SHALL REPORT YOU . $
THERE 'S LAWS ABOUT THAT . $
I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ISN'T ALLOWED TO DO TO PIGS . $
01 WHO SAIS ANYTHING ABOUT PIGS ? $
05 WHY 'RE YOU WEARING THAT APRON THEN ? $
I WISH I DIDN'T LIKE MEAT . $
01 YOU ARE MEAT , LUCY . $
BUCKO MEAT . $
05 CAN'T YOU GET SEX OUT OF YOUR HEAD FOR A MINUTE ? $
01 CAN YOU ? $
05 THERE 'S NOTHING LIKE BEING PREGNANT FOR MAKING YOU HAVE
SECOND THOUGHTS . $
01 THERE 'S NOTHING LIKE BABIES , LUCY . $
FAT , CHUCKLING SLOBBERIN' LUMPS OF DELIGHT . $
THAT 'S WHAT THEY ARE . $
05 I BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE EFFECT ON MY BUST . $
TUGGING AND CHOMPING . . .
