<< *106 . KENNETH ROSS : MR KILT AND THE GREAT I AM . PLAYS
AND PLAYERS , 1970 . P. 67-86 . FIRST PERF. : >> $
#67 $
02 IT 'S LIKE GOG AND MAGOG , MISTER KILT ... ALL OVER AGAIN
... $
WHAT WITH YOU STANDING OVER THERE AND ME ... I HATE DIRT . $
MR KILT ? $
MR KILT , WHERE ARE YOU ? $
KILT ! $
MISTER KILT ] $
I LEFT YOU ON DISPLAY - WHERE 'VE YOU BEEN KILT ? $
01 TEABREAK , SIR . $
02 TEABREAK - AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT - WE 'RE CLOSING THE DOO
RS IN TEN MINUTES . $
01 I 'M SORRY , MR SMEER . $
02 SORRY ! $
IF ANYONE 'S SORRY 'ROUND HERE IT 'S ME . $
SORRY I TOOK YOU ON . $
YOU 'RE A DETRIMENT TO THE FIRM . $
STAND UP , MAN ! $
STRAIGHTEN UP WHEN I 'M ADDRESSING YOU . $
01 YES , SIR . $
02 YOU 'RE SO SLOPPY , KILT . $
YOU 'RE ALL MIDRIFF . $
LOOK AT YOUR SHOULDERS . $
TERRIBLE THINGS ! $
THEY 'RE ALL OUT OF FOCUS . $
WHY DON'T YOU LEARN TO STAND PROPERLY ? $
03 THIS POKE-HOLE NEEDS A FREAK-IN ! $
02 PLUCKHAM AND FLUCKHAM'S MEANS SERVICE , KILT . $
KNOWN THE WORLD OVER FOR IT . $
03 THI . . .
