THE COMPANION: BEING A SELECTION OF THE BEAUTIES OF THE MOST CELEBRATED AUTHORS, IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
IN PROSE AND VERSE.
PRINTED BY NATHANIEL AND BENJAMIN HEATON, FOR JOSEPH J. TODD, PROVIDENCE, At the SIGN of the BIBLE and ANCHOR.
M, DCC, XCIX.
CONTENTS.
- THE Indians, a Tale, PROFESSOR RICHARDSON PAGE. 9
- Rodolpho and Matilda, KEATE PAGE. 24
- Choang and Hansi, a Chinese tale, DR. GOLDSMITH PAGE. 27
- The Two Coquettes, CUNNINGHAM PAGE. 31
- The disabled Soldier, DR. GOLDSMITH PAGE. 33
- The three Warnings, THRALE PAGE. 40
- The Ruins of the House of Albert, ANON PAGE. 44
- A Turkish Ode, ANON PAGE. 56
- The Surrender of Calais, BROOKES PAGE. 58
- Albert and Elweena, FALCONAR PAGE. 68
- Croma, an ancient Poem, OSSIAN PAGE. 74
- An Elegy, GRAY PAGE. 79
- The Baron St. Brunne, a Provençal tale, RADCLIFFE PAGE. 85
- Fate of Athwold and Elfrida, MEEK PAGE. 93
- Adventures of a Knight, a Tale of the Sixteenth Century, C. SHINK PAGE. 101
- A Fairy Tale, in the ancient English Style, PARNELL PAGE. 119
- The Cave of Modred, a British Story, ANON PAGE. 126
- [Page iv]Armine and Elvira, a Legendary Tale, ANON PAGE. 146
- Sir Reginald de Cuthbert, a Romance elucidated, ANON PAGE. 167
- The Hermit of Warkworth, DEAN PERCY PAGE. 175
- A Rogue's Modesty PAGE. 210
- A Virgin's Request PAGE. 228
- Anecdote of Dr. Radcliffe PAGE. 211
- A disputable Fact PAGE. 217
- An indisputable Fact PAGE. 222
- A Receipt by which two men can make fifty armed men run PAGE. 222
- An unaccountable whim PAGE. 227
- A remarkable case PAGE. 228
- A doubtful case PAGE. 227
- A disquisition on colours PAGE. 224
- A Kick for a Bite PAGE. 210
- A Prophecy fulfilled PAGE. 215
- A military Anecdote PAGE. 216
- A cure for the itch of Duelling PAGE. 221
- A glimpse of Cosmography PAGE. 221
- A Soldier's Reply PAGE. 223
- [Page v]A hanging matter PAGE. 224
- A receipt to prevent any bad accident by falling from a tree PAGE. 225
- A perfect hunch-back PAGE. 236
- A Rogue caught in bad Company PAGE. 241
- Comparisons of Drunkenness PAGE. 218
- Count de Grancè PAGE. 241
- Dead alive PAGE. 220
- Don Sancho in distress PAGE. 215
- Extreme Modesty PAGE. 234
- Fortune of a Liar PAGE. 218
- Fruitless Precaution PAGE. 228
- Great Consolation for the Loss of an Eye PAGE. 214
- Historical Anecdote PAGE. 237
- Horsemanship PAGE. 234
- How to cut a Cheese in the best place PAGE. 236
- Ill Effects of rising early PAGE. 233
- Imaginary Courage PAGE. 213
- Last Words of Don Francis PAGE. 213
- Law explained PAGE. 234
- Liberty and Equality PAGE. 219
- Nought's Wife PAGE. 229
- Oratory PAGE. 240
- Praying made easy PAGE. 217
- Prayer at Sea PAGE. 236
- Preaching well applied PAGE. 216
- Remarkable accident of a gun, which went off without being charged PAGE. 230
- Real Courage PAGE. 212
- Story of an Ass who contradicted his Master PAGE. 223
- [Page vi]Specimen of English skill in wit and warfare PAGE. 238
- Surprising Instance of Forgetfulness PAGE. 226
- Signs of Civilization PAGE. 235
- Sum total of a Lord Mayor's talents PAGE. 237
- The Man of Fortitude PAGE. 214
- The Man of Feeling PAGE. 225
- The Man of Failing PAGE. 225
- Tears of Affection PAGE. 219
- The Linguist PAGE. 242
- The bloody minded Parson PAGE. 231
- The contented Wife PAGE. 233
- The Goose and his Lordship PAGE. 240
- The Retort PAGE. 211
- The Reply PAGE. 212
- The wooden God PAGE. 222
- The deaf Man stunned PAGE. 229
- Tit for tat PAGE. 230
- The poor Scholar PAGE. 231
- The old Sportsman outwitted PAGE. 231
- The great Bishop's beard PAGE. 232
- The generous Conqueror PAGE. 232
- The Parson brought to terms PAGE. 235
- Unfortunate Speculation PAGE. 233
- Voltaire PAGE. 242
- Wonderful Power of Magnetism PAGE. 220
- A Court Audience PAGE. 244
- A Rhapsody PAGE. 246
- A Repartee PAGE. 249
- Lines written in a Lady's Milton PAGE. 247
- Lord Lyttleton to Lady Brown PAGE. 245
- On Matrimony PAGE. 245
- Sir Topewell PAGE. 250
- True Wit PAGE. 243
- The Moralist PAGE. 243
- The Lawyer and Client PAGE. 244
- True Benevolence PAGE. 246
- The Friend PAGE. 247
- The Fashions PAGE. 248
- The Knights of the Sheers PAGE. 244
- The Kings of Europe PAGE. 249
- The Comparison PAGE. 248
- The dead alive PAGE. 250
- The Modern Couple PAGE. 248
- The Fair Thief PAGE. 251
- Upon a Mill PAGE. 245
- What the world is like PAGE. 250
- Young Tony's Reason for drinking PAGE. 247
- Adams and Liberty PAGE. 275
- All for a Song PAGE. 253
- A favourite Scotch Air PAGE. 267
- Hail Columbia PAGE. 273
- Heathen Mythology PAGE. 255
- In the dead of the night PAGE. 271
- Nancy, or the Sailor's Journal PAGE. 264
- Poor Tom, or the Sailor's Epitaph PAGE. 266
- Row, dow, dow PAGE. 254
- Tom Tackle PAGE. 257
- The Federal Constitution PAGE. 279
- The generous Lover PAGE. 261
- The neglected Fair PAGE. 268
- Tug at the Oar PAGE. 259
- The girl of my heart PAGE. 261
- 'Tis no fault of mine PAGE. 262
- The Fashions PAGE. 270
- The Eve PAGE. 272
THE INDIANS. A TALE.
MARANO, amiable in her sorrow, sat alone by a shelving rock. She sought in solitude to indulge the anguish of her soul. She leaned pensive on her arm. Her tresses flowed careless to the gale. The blooming beauty of her complexion was flushed with weeping. Her eyes were full of tender anxiety. And her bosom heaved with repeated sighs.
'When will he return?' she said, ‘my beloved Oneyo! the husband of my affections! How I long to behold him! ye waves of Ontario convey him to his native shore; restore him to his friends; restore him to my tender embrace. O when shall I behold him? when will the swift canoe come bounding over the lake, and waft the hero to his gladsome isle! Yes, thou happy isle! thy rocks, thy resounding glades, and thy forests shall then rejoice. Gladness shall then be in the village. The Elders shall come forth to receive him. The festival shall be prepared. [Page 10] Ah me! peradventure he hath perished! Or now expires in some bloody field! impetuous in his valour, and eager in the ardour of youth, perchance he rushes on the foe and falls!’ While Marano thus indulged her inquietude, the venerable Ononthio was drawing nigh to console her. He had perceived the uneasiness of her soul, and had followed her from the village. He was the father of Oneyo, one of the Elders of the nation, revered for his wisdom, and beloved for his humanity. He loved Marano with the affection of a father. 'Be comforted,' he said, ‘give not thy soul to despair. The great spirit, who rides in the whirlwind, and speaks from the passing thunder, will protect thee. But to merit his favour, be resigned to his will. It is impious to anticipate misery, and render ourselves unhappy before we are actually afflicted. Be comforted. Oneyo may soon return loaded with the spoils of the Briton, and extolled by the gallant warriors of France.’
'To see my husband return in safety,' she replied, ‘is the sum of my desires. To see him loaded with the spoils of the Briton will be no addition to my joy.’ The Indian seemed astonished. 'Have you forgotten,' she continued, ‘that I myself am a Briton that I was carried violently from my father's house, when the Outagami ravaged our land, and carried terror to the gates of Albany? My parents perished. I was yet a child; but I remember the bloody carnage. My brother of riper years, was rescued; but I [Page 11] became the prey of their fury. Since that time, many years are elapsed; yet at the name of Briton my bosom glows with peculiar transport.’
'I fondly imagined,' answered the Indian, ‘that you loved us. We named you after the manner of our tribe. But your affections are estranged, and you languish for the land of your fathers. I called you my daughter—but, Marano you would leave me.’ Uttering these words, he looked tenderly upon her. ‘You would leave me,’ he repeated, and a tear rose in his eye. Marano was affected. She clasped his hand, and pressed it to her rosy lips. ‘No, I will never leave thee. My heart is thine, and my beloved Oneyo's. I revere thee. Can I forget thy compassion? Can I forget the dreadful day when the Outagami, in an assembly of their nation, decreed me a sacrifice to their god Areskoui. You was present on an embassy from your people. Oneyo in the bloom of years accompanied his father. He was beside you. He sighed, when he beheld me weeping. Alas! I was feeble, friendless, and beset with soes. Oneyo intreated you to relieve me. Your own heart was affected; you interposed in my behalf; you redeemed me, and called me your's. Oneyo hasted to my deliverance; he loosened my setters, and clasped me to his breast. Our affection grew with our years. You beheld it with kind indulgence, and ratified our wishes with your consent. I have heard of European refinements, of costly raiment, and lofty palaces; yet to me the simplicity of these [Page 12] rocks and forests seem far more delightful. But if Oneyo returns not, I am undone. Many moons have arisen since. With the flower of our tribe, he departed. The matrons are already wailing for their sons.—Oneyo, alas! is impetuous, and if he has fallen, grief will subdue thee; I know the tenderness of thine affection; it will pull thee down to the grave. Who then will be my friend? Among a strange people, I have no father to protect me, no brother to counsel or give me aid.’
Ononthio was about to reply, when an Indian from the village accosted them. He told them, with a sorrowful aspect, that the hopes of their tribe were blasted, for that some Indians of a neighbouring nation, having returned from Canada, brought certain intelligence of the total overthrow of their friends; that they had, with difficulty, escaped; that Oneyo was seen fierce and intrepid in the heat of the battle; that he was surrounded by the foe, and must have fallen a victim to their fury.
Marano was overwhelmed. Ononthio heaved a sigh: but the hapless condition of his daughter, and the desire of yielding her consolation, suspended and relieved his sorrow. ‘If my son has fallen,’ he said, ‘he has fallen as became a warrior. His praise shall be preserved by his kindred and descend to posterity in the war song. His name shall terrify the European, when the chieftains of future times, rushing fierce from their forests, shall surround his habitation at midnight, and [Page 13] raise the yell of death in his ear. Oneyo shall not die unrevenged.’ 'He shall not,' interrupted the Indian. ‘The messingers of our misfortune hovered around the walls of Quebec. They surprised a party of the foe, they have brought them captives to our Island; the Elders of our nation are now assembled; they have doomed them a sacrifice to the memory of the dead; and defer their execution, only till your arrival.’ 'Alas!' said Marano, ‘the sacrafice of a captive will afford me small consolation. Will the death of a foe restore life to my husband? or heal his ghastly wounds? or reanimate his breathless bosom? Leave me to my woe. Leave me to wail on these lonely mountains. Here I will not long be a sojourner. I will away to my love. I will meet him beyond the deserts, in some blissful valley, where no bloody foe shall invade us. Leave me to my sorrow; for I will not live.’ She intreated in vain. The Indian was urgent, and Ononthio seconded his solicitation.
That nation of Indians, of which Oneyo was a leader, inhabited an Island in the Lake Ontario. They were, therefore, no sooner informed of the death of Oneyo, and of their brethren, than they abandoned themselves to loud lamentations. The matrons with rent garments and disshevelled tresses, ran forth into the fields, and filled the air with their wailing. They then crowded around the captives, whom, in the bitterness of their woe, they loaded with keen invectives. The Elders were assembled; the boiling caldron into which [Page 14] the victims, after suffering every species of torment, were to be precipitated, was suspended over a raging fire; the knives, tomahawks, and other implements of cruelty, were exhibited in dreadful array; and the prisoners, loaded with heavy fetters, were conducted to the place of sacrifice.
Though Marano was deeply afflicted, the screams of the Indians, and the horrid preparations of torture, drew her attention to the prisoners. She regarded them with an eye of pity. Their leader, in the prime of youth, was comely, vigorous, and graceful. The sullenness of undaunted and indignant valour was portrayed by nature in his fearless aspect. His eye, full of ardour and invincible firmness, surveyed the preparations of death with indifference, and shot defiance to the foe. His followers, though valiant, seemed incapable of the same obstinate resolution; their features betrayed symptoms of dismay; but turning to their leader, they were struck with his unshaken boldness, they resumed their native courage, and armed their minds with becoming fortitude. Marano sighed. The sense of her own misfortune was for a moment suspended. ‘Peradventure,’ said she in her soul, ‘this valiant youth, like Oneyo, may be lamented. Some tender maiden, to whom his faith has been plighted, may now languish for his return. Some aged parent, whose infirmities he relieved and supported, may be sighing, anxious for his safety. Or some orphan sister, helpless and forsaken, like me, may, by his death, be made desolate.’ She [Page 15] then reflected on her own condition, and on the variety of her misfortunes. Carried into captivity in her early years, she was a stranger to her people, and to her kindred. Her husband no longer existed; and he, who had been to her as a father, overcome by age and calamity, was now declining into the grave. Yet alive to compassion, she was moved for the unhappy victims. She admired the magnanimity of their leader, and in regarding him, she felt unusual emotions, and a pang that she could not express. He was of her nation! Could she behold him perish, and not endeavour to save him? Could she behold him tortured, and not shed a tear for his sufferings! Meantime one of the Elders of the nation made a signal to the multitude. Immediate silence ensued. Then with a look of stern severity, he thus expressed himself to the captive. ‘The caldron boils, the ax is sharpened. Be prepared for torture and painful death. The spirit of the deceased is yet among us. He lingers on the mountains, or hovers amid the winds. He expects a sacrifice, and shall not chide our delay. Have you a parent or friend? They shall never behold you. Prepare for torture and painful death.’ ‘Inflict your tortures,’ he replied, ‘my soul contemns them. I have no parents to lament for Sydney. In Albany they were massacred, massacred by inhuman Indians. I had a sister—I lost her. She was carried into captivity, and became the victim of your savage sury. Inflict your tortures; my soul contemns them, but remember, the day of vengeance shall overtake you.’
[Page 16]Marano was astonished— ‘Of Albany! reft of his parents by the sword, and of a sister!’ —Suffice it to say, he was her brother. Mutual was their amazement, their affection mutual. She fell on his throbbing breast. He received her into his arms. His soul was softened. Marano for a time was speechless. At length weeping and in broken accents— ‘And have I found thee! a brother to solace and support me. Who will guide me through the weary wilderness of my sorrow! Who will be to me as a parent! I was desolate and forlorn, my soul languished and was afflicted; but now I will endure with patience.’ Then turning to the astonished multitude, ‘He is my brother! Born of the same parents! If I have ever merited your favour, O save him from destruction.’ They were deeply afflicted. 'Be not dismayed,' said Ononthio, he spake with the consent of the Elders: ‘Be not dismayed. The brother of Marano shall be to us as Oneyo.’ Then addressing himself, with an air of dignity to the stranger. ‘Young man, I have lost a son, Marano a husband, and our nation, a gallant warrior. He was slain by the people of your land, and we are desirous of gratifying his spirit, before it passes the mountains, by offering a sacrifice to his memory. But you are the brother of Marano; by her intercession we have changed our design, and adopt you into our tribe. Be a brother to our people, and to me a son. Supply the place of the dead; and as you possess his valour, and steady boldness, may you [Page 17] inherit his renown.’ So saying, he presented to him the calumet of peace, and a girdle of wampum.
Meantime the arrival of some canoes, filled with armed warriors, attracted the notice of the assembly. They were transported with ecstacy and surprise, when they descried the ensign of their nation, and recognized some of their brethren, whom they imagined slain. The hopes of Marano were revived. She enquired eagerly for Oneyo. ‘He perished,’ answered an Indian. She grew pale, her voice faltered, faint and speechless, she fell back on the throbbing breast of Ononthio. ‘He perished,’ continued the Indian, ‘and with him the prime of our warriors. The armies of France and Britain were marshalled beneath the walls of Quebec. Direful was the havoc of the battle. The earth trembled with the shock of the onset. The air was tortured with repeated peals. The commanders of both armies were slain. The fall was glorious, for their souls were undaunted. Resentment inflamed the combatants. Keen and obstinate was the encounter. Albion at length prevailed. Her sons, like a rapid torrent, overthrew the ranks of their adversaries. We counselled Oneyo to retire. Raging against the foe, and performing feats of amazing valour, we saw him environed beyond all hope of retreat. We saw the impetuosity of a youthful warrior, who brandished a bloody sword, rushing on to destroy him. We hastened from the field of death. We tarried some time in the adjacent forests, and observed the progress of the foe. The walls of our [Page 18] allies were overthrown. The sword of Albion will pursue us; and our shield, our gallant warrior, our Oneyo is no more.’
This melancholy recital filled the audience with lamentation. But their sorrow was interrupted by the sudden astonishment of the narrator. Casting his eye accidentally on the Briton, ‘Seize him, tear him,’ he exclaimed; ‘His was the lifted sword I beheld! It was he cleft the breast of our chieftain! It was he that destroyed him.’
The resentment of the assembly was again inflamed. 'I am innocent of his blood,' said the captive. But his declaration, and the entreaties of Ononthio in his behalf, were lost in furious screams and invectives. They dragged him again to the place of sacrifice. Marano, distracted with contending woes, 'Spare him, spare him!' exclaimed, 'He is my brother!' Fixing her eyes on him with a look of exquisite anguish, ‘whose hands are red with the blood of my husband! And was there none but thee to destroy him?’ 'Tear him,' exclaimed the multitude. Marano clasped him to her bosom, and turning to the outrageous and menacing, with a wild and frantic demeanour, ‘Bloody, bloody, though he be, I will defend him, or perish! Let the same javelin transfix us both! Smite and our kindred gore shall be mingled.’ The transcendent greatness of her calamity, who had lost a husband by the hand of a brother, and the resistless energy of her features, expressive of woe, tenderness and despair, awed the violence of the Assembly, and disposed them to pity. Onorthio [Page 19] took advantage of the change. He waved his hand with parental love and authority. His hoary locks gave dignity to his gestures. The usual benignity of his countenance was softened with sorrow. He spoke the language of his soul, and was eloquent; spoke the language of feeling, and was persuasive. They listened to him with profound veneration, were moved, and deferred the sacrifice. He then comforted Marano, and conveyed the captives to a place of security.
When they were apart from the multitude, 'Tell me,' said he to the Briton, ‘are you guiltless of the death of my son!’ 'I know not,' he replied; for he had resumed the pride of indignant courage, ‘I know not whom I have slain. I drew my sword against the foes of my country, and I am not answerable for the blood I have spilt.’ 'Young man;' said Ononthio, full of solicitude and parental tenderness, ‘O reflect on a father's feelings. I had an only son. He was valiant. He was the prop and solace of my old age; if he has gone down to darkness and the grave, I have no longer any joy in existence. But, if he lives, and lives by thy clemency, the prayers of an old man shall implore blessings upon thee, and the great spirit shall reward thee?’ While he was yet speaking, a tear rose in his eye, his voice faltered, he sighed— ‘O tell me if my son survives.’
'I slew him not,' he replied. ‘In the heat of the encounter, a gallant Indian assailed me. He was tired and exhausted▪ I disarmed him; and my [Page 20] sword was lifted against his life.’ 'Briton,' said he with a resolute tone, ‘think not that death dismays me. I have braved perils and the sword. I am not a suppliant for myself. I have an aged parent, whose life depends upon mine; the wife of my bosom is a stranger among my people, and I alone can protect her.’ 'Generous youth,' I replied, ‘go, comfort and protect thy friends. I sent him forthwith from the field. I never enquired into his condition; for in preserving him I obeyed the dictates of my heart.’ Marano and Ononthio were overjoyed. But reflecting that many days had elapsed since the discomfiture of their allies, and that hitherto they had received no intelligence of Oneyo, their joy suffered abatement.
Meantime Ononthio counselled his daughter to conduct the strangers to a distant retreat, and preserve him there, till, by his influence and authority, he had appeased the violence of his brethren.
It was already night. The Indians were dispersed to their hamlets, the sky was calm and unclouded. The full-orbed moon, in serene and solemn majesty, arose in the east. Her beams were reflected in a blaze of silver radiance from the smooth and untroubled bosom of the lake. The grey hills and awful forests were solitary and silent. No noise was heard, save the wailing of matrons, who lamented the untimely death of their sons. Marano, with the captives, issuing unperceived from the village, pursued their way along the silent shore, till they arrived at a narrow unfrequented recess. It was open to the lake, bounded [Page 21] on either side by shelving precipices, arrayed with living verdure, and parted by a winding rivulet. A venerable oak overshadowed the fountain, and rendered the scene more solemn. The other captives were overcome with fatigue, and finding some withered leaves in an adjoining cavern, they indulged themselves in repose. Marano conversed long with her brother; she poured out her soul in her sympathising bosom; she was comforted and relieved. While she leaned on his breast, while his arm was folded gently around her, a balmy slumber surprised them. Their features, even in sleep, preserved the character of their souls. A smile played innocent on the lips of Marano, her countenance was ineffably tender, and her tresses lay careless on her snowy bosom. The features of Sydney, of a bolder and more manly expression, seemed full of benignity and complaisance. Calm and unruffled was their repose. They enjoyed the happy visions of innocence, and dreamed not of impending danger.
The moon in unrivalled glory, had now attained her meridian, when the intermitting noise of rowers came slowly along the lake. A canoe was advancing, and the dripping oars arising at intervals from the water, shone gleaming along the deep. The boatman, silent and unobserved, moored their vessel on the sandy beach; and a young man of a keen and animated aspect, arrayed in the shaggy skin of a bear, armed with a bow and a javelin, having left his companions, was hastening along the shore. It was Oneyo. Having received [Page 22] wounds in the battle; he had been unable to prosecute his return, and had tarried with some Indians in the neighbourhood of Montreal. By the skilful application of herbs and balsams his cure was at length effectuated, and he returned impatient to his nation.
'I will return secretly,' he said. ‘I will enjoy the sorrow and regret of Marano, and of my brethren, who, doubtless, believe me dead. I will enjoy the ecstacy of their affection, and their surprise on my unexpected arrival. My lovely Marano now laments unconsoled. I will hasten to relieve her, and press her, weeping with joy, to my faithful transported bosom.’
Such were the sentiments of anticipated rapture that occupied the soul of Oneyo, when he discovered Marano in the arms of a stranger. He recoiled. He stood motionless in an agony of grief, anger, and astonishment. Pale and trembling he uttered some words incoherently. He again advanced, again recognised her, then turning abruptly, in bitter anguish, smiting his breast. ‘Faithless and inconstant,’ he cried, ‘and is this my expected meeting! In the arms of a stranger! Arrogant invader of my felicity! He shall perish! His blood shall expiate his offence.’ Fury flashed in his eye, he grasped his javelin, he aimed the blow, and recognised his deliverer. Surprise and horror seized him. ‘Injured by my deliverer! By him, whom my soul revered! And shall I dip my hands in his blood! My life he preserved. Would to Heaven, he had slain me! Thus injured [Page 23] and betrayed, Oneyo will not live.—Thou great universal Spirit, whose path is in the clouds! Whose voice is in the thunder! And whose eye pierces the heart! O conduct me to the blissful valley, for Oneyo will not live.’ He sighed, ‘One look, one parting look of my love. I believed her faithful; for her I lived, and for her I die.’ He advanced towards her, gazing on her with anguish and regret. ‘She will not weep for me! faithless and inconstant! She will exult! Exult to behold me bleeding! And shall it be? Have I cherished her for this? and lavished my soul on her? to be betrayed! to give her love to a stranger!’ He paused, trembled, his countenance grew fierce, his eye wild, he grasped his javelin.—Marano named him: Her voice was soft and plaintive, her visions were of Oneyo. ‘O come,’ she said, ‘hasten to thy love! Tarry not, my Oneyo! How I long to behold thee!’ ‘For this, said he, I'll embrace thee.’ He embraced her; she awakened, discovered her husband, and flew eagerly into his arms. He flung from her in fierce indignation. 'Away,' he cried, ‘go, cherish thy stranger. Away, perfidious.’ She followed him trembling and aghast. ‘He is my brother,’ she cried. 'Thy brother'— ‘Stranger,’ said he to the Briton, who now approached him, ‘you preserved my life. You are generous and valiant. Tell me then, am I to salute thee as a friend, and give full vent to my gratitude! or, must I view thee as a guileful seducer, and lift my javelin against thy life?’
[Page 24]The Briton perceiving his error, answered him with brevity and composure: He related to him the circumstances of his captivity, and, in confirmation, appealed to the testimony of his father. Oneyo was satisfied. He embraced them. They returned by morning to the village. Ononthio received them with becoming gladness, and the day was crowned with rejoicing.
RODOLPHO AND MATILDA.
A CHINESE TALE.
CHOANG was the fondest husband, and Hansi the most endearing wife, in all the kingdom of Corea. They were the pattern of conjugal bliss; the inhabitants of the country around saw, and envied their felicity. Wherever Choang came, Hansi was sure to follow; and in all the pleasures of Hansi, Choang was admitted a partner. They walked hand in hand wherever they appeared, shewing every mark of mutual satisfaction, embracing, kissing; their mouths were forever joined.
Their love was so great, that it was thought nothing could interrupt their mutual peace; when an accident happened, which, in some measure, diminished the husband's assurance of his wife's fidelity; for love, so refined as his, was subject to a thousand little disquietudes.
Happening to go one day alone among the tombs that lay at some distance from his house, he there perceived a lady dressed in the deepest mourning, fanning the wet clay, that was raised over one of the graves, with a large san, which she held in her hand. Choang, who had early been [Page 28] taught wisdom in the school of Lao, was unable to assign a cause for her present employment; and coming up, civilly demanded the reason. 'Alas!' replied the lady, her eyes bathed in tears, ‘how is it possible to survive the loss of my husband, who lies buried in this grave? He was the best of men, the tenderest of husbands; with his dying breath he bid me never marry again, till the earth over his grave should be dry; and here you see me steadily resolving to obey his will, and endeavouring to dry it with my fan. I have employed two whole days in fulfilling his commands, and am determined not to marry, till they are punctually obeyed, even though his grave should take up four days in drying.’
Choang, who was struck with the widow's beauty, could not, however, avoid smiling at her haste to be married; but, concealing the cause of his mirth, civilly invited her home; adding, that he had a wife, who might be capable of giving her some consolation. As soon as he and his guest were returned, he imparted to Hansi in private what he had seen, and could not avoid expressing his uneasiness, that such might be his own case, if his dearest wife should one day happen to survive him.
It is impossible to describe Hansi's resentment at so unkind a suspicion. As her passion for him was not only great, but extremely delicate, she employed tears, anger, frowns, and exclamations, to chide his suspicions; the widow herself was inveighed against; and Hansi declared, she was resolved [Page 29] never to sleep under the same roof with a wretch, who, like her, could be guilty of such barefaced inconstancy. The night was cold and stormy; however, the stranger was obliged to seek another lodging, for Choang was not disposed to resist, and Hansi would have her way.
The widow had scarce been gone an hour, when an old disciple of Choang's, whom he had not seen for many years, came to pay him a visit. He was received with the utmost ceremony, placed in the most honourble seat at supper, and the wine began to circulate with great freedom. Choang and Hansi exhibited open marks of mutual tenderness and unfeigned reconciliation; nothing could equal their apparent happiness; so fond a husband, so obedient a wife, few could behold without regretting their own infelicity; when lo! their happiness was at once disturbed by a most fatal accident. Choang fell lifeless in an apoplectic fit upon the floor. Every method was used, but in vain, for his recovery. Hansi was at first inconsolable for her husband's death: After some hours, however, she found spirits to read his last will. The ensuing day she began to moralize and talk wisdom; the next day she was able to comfort the young disciple; and, on the third, to shorten a long story, they both agreed to be married.
There was now no longer mourning in the apartments, the body of Choang was thrust into an old coffin, and placed in one of the meanest rooms, there to lie unattended until the time prescribed by law for his interment. In the mean [Page 30] time, Hansi and the young disciple were arrayed in the most magnificent habits; the bride wore in her nose a jewel, of immense price, and her lover was dressed in all the finery of his former master, together with a pair of artificial whiskers that reached to his middle. The hour of his nuptials was arrived; the whole family sympathised with their approaching happiness; the apartments were brightened up with a light that diffused the most exquisite perfumes, and a lustre more bright than noonday. The lady expected her youthful lover in an inner apartment, with impatience; when his servant, approaching with terror in his countenance, informed her that his master was fallen into a fit, which would certainly be mortal, unless the heart of a man lately dead, could be obtained, and applied to his breast. She scarce waited to the end of his story, when, tucking up her clothes, she ran with a mattock in her hand to the coffin, where Choang lay, resolving to apply the heart of her dead husband, as a cure for the living. She therefore struck the lid with the utmost violence; in a few blows the coffin flew open, when the body, which to all appearance had been dead, began to move. Terrified at the sight, Hansi dropped the mattock, and Choang walked out, astonished at his own situation, his wife's unusual magnificence, and her more amazing surprise. He went among the apartments, unable to conceive the cause of so much splendor. He was not long in suspense, before his domestics informed him of every transaction since he first became insensible. He could [Page 31] scarce believe what they told him, and went in pursuit of Hansi herself, in order to receive more certain information, or to reproach her infidelity. But she prevented his reproaches: he sound her weltering in blood; for she had stabbed herself to the heart, being unable to survive her shame and disappointment.
Choang, being a philosopher, was too wise to make any loud lamentations; he thought it best to bear his loss with serenity; so mending up the old coffin, where he had lain himself, he placed his faithless spouse in his room; and, unwilling that so many nuptial preparations should be expended in vain, he the same night married the widow with the large fan.
As they both were apprised of the foibles of each other beforehand, they knew how to excuse them after marriage. They lived together for many years in great tranquillity, and not expecting to find rapture, made a shift to find contentment.
THE TWO COQUETTES.
THE DISABLED SOLDIER. A SIMPLE STORY.
NO observation is more common, and at the same time more true, than that one half of the world are ignorant how the other half live. The misfortunes of the great are held up to engage our attention; are enlarged upon in tones of declamation; [Page 34] and the world is called upon to gaze at the noble sufferers: the great, under the pressure of calamity, are conscious of others sympathising with their distress; and have, at once, the comfort of admiration and pity.
There is nothing magnanimous in bearing misfortunes with fortitude, when the whole world is looking on: men in such circumstances will act bravely, even from motives of vanity; but he who, in the vale of obscurity, can brave adversity; who, without friends to encourage, acquaintance to pity, or even without hope to alleviate his misfortunes, can behave with tranquillity and indifference, is truly great: whether peasant or courtier, he deserves admiration, and should be held up for our imitation and respect.
I have been led into these reflections, from accidentally meeting, some days ago, a poor fellow, whom I knew when a boy, dressed in a sailor's jacket, and begging at one of the outlets of the town, with a wooden leg. I knew him to have been honest and industrious, when in the country, and curious to learn what had reduced him to his present situation; wherefore, after giving him what I thought proper, I desired to know the history of his life and misfortunes. The disabled soldier, for such he was, though dressed in a sailor's habit, scratching his head, and leaning on his crutch, put himself into an attitude to comply with my request, and gave me his history, as follows:
'As for my misfortunes, master, I can't pretend to have gone through any more than other [Page 35] folks; for except the loss of my limb, and my being obliged to beg, I don't know any reason, thank heaven, that I have to complain; there is BILL TIBBS, of our regiment, he has lost both his legs, and an eye to boot; but, thank heaven, it is not so bad with me yet. I was born in Shropshire; my father was a labourer, and died when I was five years old; so I was put upon the parish. As he had been a wandering sort of a man, the parishioners were not able to tell to what parish I belonged, or where I was born; so they sent me to another parish, and that parish sent me to a third. I thought in my heart, they kept sending me about so long, that they would not let me be in born any parish at all; but, at last, however, they fixed me. I had some disposition to be a scholar, and was resolved at least to know my letters; but the master of the workhouse put me to business as soon as I was able to handle a mallet; and here I lived an easy kind of life for five years. I only wrought ten hours in the day, and had my meat and drink provided for my labour. It is true, I was not suffered to stir out of the house, for fear, as they said, I should run away. But what of that? I had the liberty of the whole house, and the yard before the door; and that was enough for me. I was then bound out to a farmer, where I was up early and late; but I ate and drank well, and liked my business well enough, till he died, when I was obliged to provide for myself; so I was resolved to go and seek my fortune.
'In this manner I went from town to town, [Page 36] worked where I could get employment, and starved when I could get none; when happening one day to go through a field belonging to a justice of peace, I spied a hare crossing the path just before me; and I believe the devil put it in my head to fling my stick at it. Well, what will you have on't? I killed the hare, and was bringing it away, when the justice himself met me: he called me a poacher, and, collaring me, desired I would give an account of myself. I fell upon my knees, begged his worship's pardon, and began to give a full account of all that I knew of my breed, seed, and generation; but, though I gave a very true account, the justice said I could give no account, so I was indicted at the Sessions, found guilty of being poor, and sent up to London, to Newgate, in order to be transported as a vagabond.
'People may say this and that of being in jail; but, for my part, I found Newgate as agreeable a place as ever I was in, in all my life. I had my bellyfull to eat and drink, and did no work at all. This kind of life was too good to last forever; so I was taken out of prison, after five months, put on board a ship, and sent off with two hundred more, to the plantations. We had but an indifferent passage; for being all confined in the hold, more than a hundred of our people died for want of sweet air; and those that remained were sickly enough, God knows. When we came ashore, we were sold to the planters, and I was bound for seven years more. As I was no scholar, for I did not know my letters, I was obliged to work among the negroes; [Page 37] and I served out my time as in duty bound to do.
'When my time was expired, I worked my passage home; and glad I was to see Old England again, because I loved my country. I was afraid, however, that I should be indicted for a vagabond once more, so did not much care to go down into the country, but kept about the town, and did little jobs, when I could get them.
'I was very happy in this manner for some time, till one evening, coming home from work, two men knocked me down, and then desired me to stand. They belonged to a press gang. I was carried before the justice, and, as I could give no account of myself, I had my choice left, whether to go on board a man of war, or list for a soldier. I chose the latter, and, in this post of a gentleman, I served two campaigns in Flanders, was at the battle of Val and Vontenoy, and received but one wound, through the breast here; but the doctor of our regiment soon made me well again.
'When the peace came on, I was discharged: and, as I could not work, because my wound was sometimes troublesome, I listed for a landsman in the East India company's service. I have fought the French in six pitched battles; and I verily believe, that if I could read or write, our captain would have made me a corporal. But it was not my good fortune to have any promotion, for I soon fell sick, and so got leave to return home again, with forty pounds in my pocket. This was at the beginning of the present war, and I hoped to be set on shore, and to have the pleasure of spending [Page 38] my money; but the government wanted men, and so I was pressed for a sailor, before ever I could set foot on shore.
'The boatswain sound me, as he said, an obstinate fellow; he swore he knew that I understood my business well, but that I shammed Abraham, to be idle; but God knows, I knew nothing of sea-business, and he beat me without considering what he was about. I had still, however, my forty pounds, and that was some comfort to me, under every beating; and the money I might have had to this day, but that our ship was taken by the French, and so I lost it all.
'Our crew was carried into Brest, and many of them died, because they were not used to live in jail; but for my part, it was nothing to me, for I was seasoned. One night, as I was asleep on my bed of boards, with a warm blanket about me, (for I always loved to lie well) I was awakened by the boatswain, who had a dark lanthorn in his hand. 'Jack,' says he to me, ‘will you knock out the French centry's brains?’ 'I don't care,' says I, striving to keep myself awake, ‘if I lend a hand.’ 'Then follow me,' says he, 'and I hope we shall do the business.' So up I got, and tied my blanket, which was all the clothes I had, about my middle, and went with him to fight the Frenchmen. I hate the French, because they are all slaves, and wear wooden shoes.
'Though we had no arms, one Englishman is able to beat five French at any time; so we went down to the door, where both the centries [Page 39] were posted, and, rushing upon them, seized their arms in a moment, and knocked them down. From thence, nine of us ran together to the quay, and seizing the first boat we met, got out of the harbour, and put to sea. We had not been here three days, before we were taken up by the Dorset privateer, who were glad of so many good hands; and we consented to run our chance. However, we had not as much luck as we expected. In three days we fell in with the Pompadour privateer, of forty guns, while we had but twenty three; so to it we went, yard-arm and yard-arm. The fight lasted for three hours, and I verily believe, we should have taken the Frenchman, had we but had some more men left behind; but, unfortunately, we lost all our men, just as we were going to get the victory.
'I was once more in the power of the French, and, I believe, it would have gone hard with me, had I been brought back to Brest; but by good fortune we were retaken by the Viper. I had almost forgot to tell you, that in that engagement, I was wounded in two places; I lost four fingers off the left hand, and my leg was shot off. If I had had the good fortune to have lost my leg and the use of my hand, on board a king's ship, and not on board a privateer, I should have been intitled to clothing and maintenance during the rest of my life; but that was not my chance: one man is born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and another with a wooden ladle. However, blessed be God! I enjoy good health, and will forever love liberty [Page 40] and Old England. Liberty, property, and Old England, forever, huzza!'
Thus saying, he limped off, leaving me in admiration at his intrepidity and content; nor could I avoid acknowledging, that an habitual acquaintance with misery serves better than philosophy to teach us to despise it.
THE THREE WARNINGS.
THE RUINS OF THE HOUSE OF ALBERT. A ROMANCE.
ADELA was the only daughter of a powerful baron of Aquitaine. Her father, sprung from an illustrious family, added to hereditary honours, the glory of heroic achievements. In his youth, he accompanied the flower of the European chivalry, who fought under the banner of Godfrey, and recovered the holy sepulchre from the hands of the infidel. He returned to his country, crowned with victory and fair renown; and inherited the rich domains of his ancestors.
Adela was in the prime of beauty, and possessed a susceptible heart. In her air and aspect, dignity was mingled with sweetness: For in the disposition of her mind, conscious elevation of sentiment was softened by amiable and mild affections.
Edwin, a gallant youth, animated with the generous love of arms, smit with the renown of Albert's prowess, and ambitious of profiting by the narrative of his exploits, repaired with other warriors to his hospitable castle. His eye, keen and piercing, indicated a fiery, vigorous and active [Page 45] spirit: His form was well fitted to kindle desire in the bosom of tender maids: And the heart of Adela was not insensible to his merit. Their passion was mutual. He gazed on her unaffected charms with astonishment; for till then, he had never felt the tender anxiety, the restless longing, and languishment of love. Ambition had been the governing passion of his soul; but the fierceness of ambition now yielded to a softer, though no less ardent desire. He no longer discoursed, in keen rapture, of marshalled hosts, of listed fields, and feats of venturous daring; but languished on the ineffable attractions of a roseate complexion, and a tender melting eye. The vehement impatience of the warrior was lost in the complacency and pensiveness of the lover.
Albert, perceiving this change in his deportment, demanded the cause. Edwin replied in candid and respectful guise: He told him, without reserve, of the impression made on his soul, by the peerless beauty of Adela. And, with the temerity of youthful passion, besought him to ratify his sincere attachment by wedlock. ‘And who art thou,’ said the houghty baron, ‘who pretendest to the love of Adela? What feats of heroic prowess hast thou achieved? Or is thy ancestry distinguished among the chieftains of the south? Thy shield is inscribed with no valorous achievement; nor are thy deeds, nor the deeds of thy fathers, rehearsed by recording minstrels. Gain thee a name in arms, and then aspire to the envied alliance of the House of Albert.’
[Page 46]These words, like an arrow, penetrated the heart of Edwin. Love and ambition, hitherto at variance, were now united; they concurred in the same pursuit; and their vehemence was irresistible. Accordingly, the youthful warrior prepared for his departure, and took a tender farewell of Adela. 'Farewell,' she replied, the tears gushing from her radiant eyes, ‘Heaven knows no gallant youth, but thee, ever shared my affections. May the holy angels, who regard true and virtuous love with esteem, grant thee protection. Speedy be thy return! and O! remember me. Gay and courtly dames, skilled in seducements and cunning device, may strive to allure thee; but their love will not equal mine.’ They plighted vows of mutual fidelity, and exchanged tokens of unshaken attachment. Then Edwin, clad in complete armour, a gay undaunted warrior, mounted a steed proudly caparisoned, and bent his course to the plains of Catalonia, where the Saracen waded in the blood of Spain.
Soon after his departure, Edgar, a proud and wealthy chieftain, with a numerous retinue of knights and retainers, came to the castle of Albert. He was received with pomp and hospitable welcome. He cast amorous glances on the reserved, unrivalled charms of Adela. He preferred his courtship with studied smiles and speeches devised with cunning. She heard him at first with indifference; he persisted; and she requited him with contempt. He then addressed his suit to the baron: He boasted of the high renown of his ancestors, [Page 47] and the wide extent of his domain: He expatiated on the number of his vassals; and insisted, in magnificent terms, on the mutual honour and security that would accrue from so seemly an alliance. Albert listened to him with partial and pleased attention: He repented of the hopes he had encouraged in the soul of Edwin; and he endeavored to persuade his daughter to forget her attachment to that valiant youth. In vain the astonished Adela lamented, wept, intreated; in vain she threw herself at her father's feet, and tore her dishevelled tresses, and in anguish smote her breast. Her opposition, instead of mitigating his rigour, irritated his resentment, and confirmed him in his ungenerous purpose. He mingled menaces and unkindly reproach with his persuasions: ‘By the holy rood,’ said he, with a fastidious and wrathful aspect, ‘the honor of my house shall not be stained by the pretensions of a low-born boy. Degenerated as thou art, the meanness of thy sentiments shall not fully the splendour of thine ancestry, nor load my respected age with dishonour. Receive the addresses of Edgar with suitable regard, and the deference due to my commands. Meantime preparations shall be made for the bridal solemnity in a manner becoming the dignity of this alliance.’
Adela, after remonstrating in vain against the severity of his commands, intreated, with an humble and dejected air, that the marriage-ceremony might be delayed. 'Can Edgar,' said she, ‘prize the cold and constrained embraces of a heart [Page 48] that throbs for another? Will the sighing and anguish of a broken spirit accord with the fond caresses of a bridegroom? To Edwin my faith was plighted, and on him my imagination hath dwelt. Give me time, therefore, to divert the current of an affection too violent to be suddenly opposed; to discourage the reveries of fancy, animated by a legal and habituated passion; and to be reconciled to the addresses of Edgar.’ As her reasoning was plausible, the nuptial solemnity was deferred. But, as soon as she retired from her father's presence, she summoned a page in whom she confided, and spoke to him in the following manner: ‘Prepare thee for a long journey: Saddle the fleetest of my father's steeds; and during the obscurity of the night, depart. Hie thee to the banks of the Ebro; find Edwin; tell him of the perils that beset me; tell him that a wealthy and powerful rival, with costly parade, and glittering shew of blazonry, hath imposed on my father, and insinuated himself into his esteem.’ The menial bowed with humble obeisance, and, with professions of diligence and fidelity, departed.
Meantime Edgar pressed his suit with courteous phrase and dalliance. Daily tournaments were exhibited at the castle of Albert. The knights and barons of the neighbouring domains attended: But Edgar surpassed them in the splendour of his armour, and the pomp of his retinue. The hall resounded with revelry and rejoicing; and minstrels clad in gaudy apparel celebrated the praises of warlike chiefs, or sung the power and the pleasures [Page 49] of love. Adela arrayed her countenance with smiles and courtesy; but her bosom was distracted with anguish, and her couch was bedewed with weeping. 'O when,' she cried, ‘shall I be delivered from the importunity of a detested suitor; and the bondage of a feigned complacency? When will Edwin return, adorned with conquest, and confident with success? His merit shall shine unrivalled, and Edgar be covered with shame.’
At length the page returned; and repairing to the apartment of his mournful dame, ‘Now heaven foresend,’ said he, ‘most gracious lady, that the tidings I bring should injure thy tender frame more than thou art able to endure. May the saints and ministering angels uphold thee!’ — 'Hath he perished?' cried Adela, with a look of terror and amazement. ‘In what bloody field hath he fallen? Where lies the lifeless body? What barbarous adversary hath mangled and insulted his graceful form?’ — ‘He hath not perished,’ replied the menial. ‘But O gentle lady! foul arts have been practised; shameful perfidy hath been committed. Edwin lives, but not for thee; he hath given his hand to another!’ — 'Peace, peace!' interrupted Adela, with a faultering utterance, and looks of astonishment, mixed with anger; ‘restrain thy blasphemous speech: nor with base calumny asperse the fame of a true and gallant warrior.’ —'When,' answered the menial, ‘have I been guilty of deceit or infidelity towards my gentle mistress? Full sore it grieveth me to be the messenger of evil tidings.’ — ‘Rehearse [Page 50] them unreservedly,’ cried Adela, with a tone of anxious impatience.
'I pursued my journey,' said he, ‘many days without any adventure, till I came within sight of a stately castle. It stood on the brow of a woody hill; was garnished with towers and battlements; and commanded a wide prospect of cultivaled fields and forests. As I advanced, mine ear was suddenly surprised with the din of hounds and horns, mingled with the cries of the huntsmen. I soon descried a gallant shew of knights and gorgeous dames, mounted on milk-white coursers, and pursuing the rapid deer. When the chace was ended, they stopped by the side of a chrystal brook; and a comely youth, arrayed in shining apparel, alighted from his foamy steed, with courtly obeisance, presented the prey to a fair and smiling lady. I mingled in their company, and in the lineaments of the courteous youth recognised the inconstant Edwin. O gentle lady, may Heaven so help me in my utmost need, as I now speak the words of truth; and may the faints and holy angels so succour thee as thy mishap requires. The faithless youth hath committed treason against thy love: Seduced by the blandishment of an artful dame, he hath become forgetful of thy peerless beauty.’
The heart of Adela throbbed with anguish during the recital. 'Valorous, heroic warrior!' she exclaimed, ‘are these thy deeds of hardy prowess, to betray the innocent credulity of an easy maid! Stain to manhood, and the honored profession of [Page 51] arms, be henceforth banished from my remembrance.’
Meantime Edgar advanced his suit with redoubled ardour. Albert, unable to brook any longer delay, insisted on having the bridal ceremony solemnized; and Adela, incited by secret pride and resentment, submitted to the will of her father. The report of this noble alliance was published through the land; and the kindred of Albert and Edgar, with the neighbouring barons, were assembled to grace the solemnity. Already were the parties betrothed; the holy benediction was already pronounced; and forever was Adela to be the wedded spouse of Edgar. Now, with pompous shew and attendance the banquet was served up to dames and knights, the flower of courtesy and valour. The castle resounded with minstrelsy and the dance, when a stranger, in the simple garb of a pilgrim, entered the hall. He cast his eyes around on the goodly company, and, with an air of sanctity and respect, implored a blessing on their friendship. He was received with hospitable welcome, and the reverence due to his holy semblance. He spake in meek and modest guise; his eyes were often fixed on Adela: they were sometimes dimmed with a glistening tear, and ever and anon his bosom heaved with involuntary sighs. He took up the harp of a minstrel; he touched the strings with masterly cunning, and accompanied the notes with a melodious voice. Tuneful, but melancholy was the strain; for he sung the sorrows of those that are forsaken; the anguish of [Page 52] a desponding spirit; and the wounds inflicted on a faithful heart by inconstancy and proud disdain. He desisted with marks of grief and inward contention. 'Holy pilgrim,' said Albert, ‘the sense of calamity devours thy spirit. Inform us of thy mishhap, that, if possible, we may administer comfort. Nor think it incompatible with bridal festivity to indulge compassion, and assuage the torment of heart-felt care.’
'I am the son of a freeman,' replied the stranger; ‘and though my birth was not ennobled by splendid titles, nor my ancestry distinguished by the parade of blazonry, my bosom burned with the love of arms, and my heart was upright. In an unlucky hour I became enamoured of a gentle dame, the only daughter of a noble baron. My sincere, though presumptuous suit, seemed not displeasing to that peerless beauty; and with the rash, intemperate boldness of a lover, I asked her in marriage of her sire. Go, said he, gain thee a name in arms, and then aspire to the envied alliance of my house. I departed, not without tender interchange of vows and tokens of affection with the beloved idol of my heart. I hastened to the plains of Catalonia, where the Saracen was waging fierce battle against the banner of the holy cross. I proffered my service to the chief of the Christians; and that my sword was not idle, and that I was not backward in the strife of arms, my honourable wounds can testify. Neither were my services, nor my thirst after martial fame unrewarded. Fair recompence have I [Page 53] received, and the fun of glory hath gilded the obscurity of my birth. Rejoicing in my success, I hastened my return. But what power of utterance can express the agony of my soul, when I learned that the faithless and inconstant dame had yielded to the vows of another? I who was so true and loyal to my love and plighted troth, to be so soon forgot, so soon forsaken.’
'Enough! enough!' cried Adela, ‘O ill-requited lover! pierce not my soul with deeper wounds. O Edwin! Edwin! never was I inconstant. Bear witness, ye holy angels! But traitorous guile has been practised: Thy integrity hath been impeached, and my vexed heart betrayed into errour.’
The eyes of all were now turned on the stranger: He threw off his disguise, and, instead of a pilgrim's staff, he grasped a keen and trenchant weapon. Resentment glowed on his cheek, and flashed from his fiery eye. 'And who,' said he, ‘hath impeached mine integrity? Stand forth, thou proud, but dastard baron, whose glozing tales have betrayed the unwary heart of a tender maiden: It is Edwin demands reparation.’ Conscious fear was manifest in the disordered features, the pale cheek, and disconcerted air of Edgar. He nevertheless accepted the challenge; and the two warriors, arraying themselves in complete armour, descended into the court of the castle. In the first onset, the well tempered steel of Edwin cleft the crested helm of his adversary; he threw him to the ground, and disarmed him. ‘Confess [Page 54] thy guilt,’ said the conqueror, ‘and by what infamous arts thou hast accomplished thy design.’ — 'By gifts and glittering gold,' he replied, ‘I corrupted the page of Adela, who, with counterfeited semblance of fidelity and regret, accused thee of inconstancy, and imposed falshood on the easy ear of his mistress. I embraced the season of her excited resentment, and forwarded my suit with success. She is mine by the indissoluble ties of wedlock: And know, proud boy, that if thy hands be stained with my blood, it is the blood of Adela's husband; and if she receives thee to her bosom, she receives the slayer of her spouse.’
Edwin started with apparent horror. He paused; but recollecting himself, 'Arise,' he cried, ‘and by another trial, prove thyself worthy of that envied title.’ So saying, he raised him from the ground; and both warriors addressed themselves a second time to the fight. Edgar, burning with exasperated rancour, aimed his spear at his rival's breast. Edwin neither averted nor avoided the deadly blow. The keen weapon cleft his breast, and was tinged in the purple springs of his heart. He fell to the ground. 'Farewell,' he cried, ‘Adela! lady peerless! and dearly beloved. I have proved myself worthy of thy esteem: I die a sacrifice to thy repose. With my hands red with thy husband's blood, could I ever aspire to thy love? Could I survive and behold thee the wedded bride of another!’ He heaved a sigh and died. 'Inhuman deed!' cried Adela, tearing her lovely tresses, and beating her snow-white breast. She [Page 55] ran, she threw herself on the bloody body, 'O stay!' she exclaimed, ‘O leave me not in my woe. Return, fleeting spirit! Reanimate these pallid features. He heeds me not.—I heard a voice! a dreary voice! It was Edwin! He summons me away!—I come! I come! Let the nuptial bed be prepared! the clay-cold bed!’ — So saying, she clasped the corpse, and expired.
Instantly the menial, who had been corrupted by Edgar, seizing a dagger, rushed behind that treacherous baron, and pierced him to the heart. 'Perish!' he cried, ‘author of my ruin, and of the ruin of the House of Albert.’ He grew immediately frantic: He ran forth furious and screaming: The memory of his crimes pursued him; and his reason was never restored.
The obsequies of the deceased were celebrated with due solemnity; Holy requiems were chanted over their remains; and pious priests preferred orisons for their eternal repose. Albert, unable to sustain the weight of his misfortune, forsook the habitation of his ancestors; and exposing his old age to fatigue, undertook a pilgrimage to the Holy Land, where he ended his days in a monastery.
A TURKISH ODE.
THE SURRENDER OF CALAIS. AN HISTORIC FACT.
EDWARD the Third, after the battle of Cressy, laid siege to Calais. He had fortified his camp in so impregnable a manner, that all the efforts of France proved ineffectual to raise the siege, or throw succours into the city. The citizens, however, under the conduct of Count Vienne, their gallant governour, made an admirable defence. Day after day the English effected many a breach, which they repeatedly expected to storm by morning; but, when morning appeared, they wondered to behold new ramparts raised, nightly erected out of the ruins which the day had made.
France had now put the sickle into her second harvest since Edward with his victorious army sat down before the town. The eyes of all Europe were intent on the issue. The English made their approaches and attacks without remission; but the citizens were as obstinate in repelling all their efforts.
[Page 59]At length, famine did more for Edward than arms. After the citizens had devoured the lean carcases of their starved cattle, they tore up old foundations and rubbish in search of vermin. They fed on boiled leather and the weeds of exhausted gardens, and a morsel of damaged corn was accounted a matter of luxury.
In this extremity they resolved to attempt the enemy's camp. They boldly sallied forth; the English joined battle; and, after a long and desperate engagement, Count Vienne was taken prisoner; and the citizens, who survived the slaughter, retired within their gates.
On the captivity of the governour, the command devolved upon Eustace Saint Pierre, the mayor of the town, a man of mean birth, but of exalted virtue.
Eustace now found himself under the necessity of capitulating, and offered to deliver to Edward the city, with all the possessions and wealth of the inhabitants, provided he permitted them to depart with life and liberty.
As Edward had long since expected to ascend the throne of France, he was exasperated, to the last degree, against these people, whose sole valour had defeated his warmest hopes; he therefore determined to take an exemplary revenge, though he wished to avoid the imputation of cruelty. He answered, by Sir Walter Manny, that they all deserved capital punishment, as obstinate traitors to him, their true and natural sovereign. That, however, in his wonted clemency, he consented to pardon [Page 60] the bulk of the plebeians, provided they would deliver up to him six of their principal citizens, with halters about their necks, as victims of due atonement for that spirit of rebellion with which they had enflamed the vulgar herd.
All the remains of this desolate city were convened in the great square, and, like men arraigned at a tribunal from whence there was no appeal, expected with beating hearts the sentence of their conqueror.
When Sir Walter had declared his message, consternation and pale dismay was impressed on every face. Each looked upon death as his own inevitable lot; for how should they desire to be saved at the price proposed? whom had they to deliver save parents, brothers, kindred, or valiant neighbours, who had so often exposed their lives in their defence? To a long and dead silence, deep sighs and groans succeeded; till Eustace St. Pierre, getting up to a little eminence, thus addressed the assembly.
‘My friends, we are brought to great straits this day. We must either submit to the terms of our cruel and ensnaring conqueror; or yield up our tender infants, our wives, and chaste daughters, to the bloody and brutal lusts of the violating soldiery.’
‘Look about you, my friends, and fix your eyes on the persons, whom you wish to deliver up as the victims of your own safety. Which of these would ye appoint to the rack, the axe, or the halter? Is there any here who has not fought for [Page 61] you, who has not bled for you? who through the length of this inveterate siege, has not suffered fatigues and miseries, a thousand times worse than death, that you and your's might survive to days of peace and prosperity? Is it your preservers, then, whom you would destine to destruction? you will not, you cannot do it. Justice, honour, humanity, make such a treason impossible.’
‘Where then is our resource? Is there any expedient left, whereby we may avoid guilt and infamy on the one hand, or the desolation and horrors of a sacked city on the other? There is, my friends, there is one expedient left; a gracious, an excellent, a god-like expedient! Is there any here to whom virtue is dearer than life; let him offer himself an oblation for the safety of his people! He shall not fail of a blessed approbation from that Power, who offered up his only Son for the salvation of mankind.’
He spoke — but an universal silence ensued. Each man looked around for the example of that virtue and magnanimity, in others, which all wished to approve in themselves, though they wanted the resolution.
At length St. Pierre resumed— ‘It had been base in me, my fellow citizens, to propose any matter of damage to others, which I myself had not been willing to undergo in my own person. But I held it ungenerous to deprive any man of that preference and estimation, which might attend a first offer, on so signal an occasion. For I doubt not but there are many here as ready, [Page 62] nay, more zealous of this martyrdom than I can be, however modesty and the fear of imputed ostentation may withhold them from being foremost in exhibiting their merits.’
‘Indeed, the station, to which the captivity of Lord Vienne has unhappily raised me, imparts a right to be the first in giving my life for your sakes, I give it freely, I give it cheerfully; who comes next?’
'Your son.' exclaimed a youth, not yet come to maturity.—'Ah, my child!' cried St. Pierre, ‘I am, then, twice sacrificed.—But no—I have rather begotten thee a second time.—Thy years are few but full, my son! the victim of virtue has reached the utmost purpose and goal of mortality. Who next, my friends?—This is the hour of heroes.’ —'Your kinsman,' cried John de Aire. 'Your kinsman,' cried James Wissant. ‘Your kinsman,’ cried Peter Wissant. —'Ah!' exclaimed Sir Walter Mauny, bursting into tears, 'why was I not a citizen of Calais?'
The sixth victim was still wanting, but was quickly supplied by lot, from numbers, who were now emulous of so ennobling an example.
The keys of the city were then delivered to Sir Walter. He took the six prisoners into his custody. He ordered the gates to be opened, and gave charge to his attendants to conduct the remaining citizens, with their families, through the camp of the English.
Before they departed, however, they desired permission to take their last adieu of their deliverers. [Page 63] —What a parting, what a scene! they crouded with their wives and children about St. Pierre and his fellow prisoners. They embraced, they clung around, they wept aloud; and the joint clamour of their mourning passed the gates of the city, and was heard throughout the camp.
The English, by this time, were apprised of what passed within Calais. They heard the voice of lamentation, and their souls were touched with compassion: each of the soldiers prepared a portion of their own victuals to welcome and entertain the half famished inhabitants; and they loaded them with as much as their present weakness was able to bear, in order to supply them with sustenance by the way.
At length, St. Pierre and his fellow victims appeared, under the conduct of Sir Walter and a guard. All the tents of the English were instantly emptied. The soldiers poured from all parts, and arranged themselves on each side, to behold, to contemplate, to admire this little band of patriots as they passed. They murmured their applause of that virtue, which they could not but revere, even in enemies. And they regarded those ropes, which they had voluntarily assumed about their necks, as ensigns of greater dignity than that of the British garter.
As soon as they had reached the presence of the king—'Mauny!' says the monarch, 'are these the principal inhabitants of Calais?'—'They are,' says Mauny, ‘they are not only the principal men of Calais, they are the principal men of France, my lord, if virtue has any share in the act of ennobling.’ [Page 64] —'Were they delivered peaceably,' says Edward; ‘was there no resistance, no commotion among the people?’ ‘Not in the least, my lord; the people would all have perished, rather than have delivered the least of these to your Majesty. They are self-delivered, self-devoted, and come to offer up their inestimable heads as an ample equivalent for the ransom of thousands.’
Edward was secretly piqued at this reply of Sir Walter, but he knew the privilege of a British subject, and suppressed his resentment. 'Experience,' says he, ‘hath ever shewn, that lenity only serves to invite people to new crimes. Severity, at times, is indispensibly necessary to deter subjects into submission by punishment and example. Go,’ he cried to an officer, ‘lead these men to execution—Your rebellion,’ continued he, addressing himself to St. Pierre, ‘your rebellion against me, the natural heir of your crown, is highly aggravated by your present presumption and affront of my power.’ — ‘We have nothing to ask of your Majesty,’ said Eustace, ‘save what you cannot refuse us.’ —'What is that?' ‘Your esteem, my lord,’ said Eustace, and went out with his companions.
At this instant, a sound of triumph was heard throughout the camp. The queen had just arrived, with a powerful reinforcement of those gallant soldiers, at the head of whom she had conquered Scotland, and taken their king captive.
Sir Walter Mauny flew to receive her Majesty, and briefly informed her of the particulars respecting the six victims.
[Page 65]As soon as she had been welcomed by Edward and his court, she desired a private audience. ‘My lord,’ said she, ‘the question I am to enter upon is not touching the lives of a few mechanics; it respects a matter more estimable than the lives of all the natives of France; it respects the honour of the English nation, it respects the glory of my Edward, my husband, my king.’
‘You think you have sentenced fix of your enemies to death. No, my lord, they have sentenced themselves, and their execution would be the execution of their own orders, not the orders of Edward.’
‘They have behaved themselves worthily, they have behaved themselves greatly; I cannot but respect, while I envy, while I hate them, for leaving us no share in the honour of this action, save that of granting a poor, an indispensible pardon.’
‘I admit they have deserved every thing that is evil at your hands. They have proved the most inveterate and efficacious of your enemies. They alone have withstood the rapid course of your conquests, and have withheld from you the crown to which you were born. Is it therefore that you would reward them? that you would gratify their desires, that you would indulge their ambition, and enwreath them with everlasting glory and applause?’
‘But, if such a death would exalt mechanics over the fame of the most illustrious heroes, how would the name of my Edward, with all his triumphs and honours, be tarnished thereby! Would [Page 66] it not be said, that magnanimity and virtue are grown odious in the eyes of the monarch of Britain? and the objects whom he destines to the punishment of felons, are the very men who deserve the praise and esteem of mankind? The stage on which they should suffer would be to them a stage of honour, but a stage of shame to Edward, a reproach to his conquests, a dark and indelible disgrace to his name.’
‘No, my lord. Let us rather disappoint the saucy ambition of these burghers, who wish to invest themselves with glory at our expence. We cannot, indeed, wholly deprive them of the me [...] of a sacrifice so nobly intended, but we may cut them short of their desires: in the place of that death by which their glory would be consummate, let us bury them under gifts, let us put them to shame with praises; we shall thereby defeat them of that popular opinion, which never fails to attend those who suffer in the cause of virtue.’
‘I am convinced; you have prevailed; be it so,’ cried Edward, ‘prevent the execution; have them instantly before us!’
They came, when the queen, with an aspect and accents diffusing sweetness, thus bespoke them:
‘Natives of France, and the inhabitants of Calais, ye have put us to vast expence of blood and treasure in the recovery of our just and natural inheritance; but you acted up to the best of an erroneous judgment, and we admire and honour in you that valour and virtue, by which we are so long kept out of our rightful possessions.’
[Page 67] ‘You noble burghers, you excellent citizens! though you were tenfold the enemies of our person and our throne, we can feel nothing on our part, save respect and affection for you. You have been sufficiently tested, we loose your chains, we snatch you from the scaffold, and we thank you for that lesson of humiliation, which you teach us, when you shew that excellence is not of blood, of title, or station; that virtue gives a dignity superior to that of kings; and that those, whom the Almighty informs with sentiments like your's, are justly and eminently raised above all human distinctions.’
‘You are now free to depart to your kinsfolk, your countrymen, to all those whose lives and liberties you have so nobly redeemed, provided you refuse not to carry with you the due tokens of our esteem.’
‘Yet, we would rather bind you to ourselves, by every endearing obligation; and for this purpose, we offer to you your choice of the gifts and honours that Edward has to bestow. Rivals for fame, but always friends to virtue, we wish that England were entitled to call you her sons.’
‘Ah, my country, (exclaimed Saint Pierre,) it is now that I tremble for you! Edward could only win your cities, but Philippa conquers hearts.’
'Brave Saint Pierre, (said the queen,) wherefore 'look you so dejected? ‘Ah, madam! (replied St. Pierre,) when I meet with such another opportunity of dying, I shall not regret that I survived this day.’
ALBERT AND ELWEENA.
CROMA. AN ANCIENT POEM FROM OSSIAN.
IT was the voice of my love! seldom art thou in the dreams of Malvina! Open your airy halls, fathers of Toscar of shields! Unfold the gates of your clouds: The steps of Malvina are near. I have heard a voice in my dream. I feel the fluttering of my soul. Why didst thou come, O blast! from the dark rolling face of the lake? Thy rustling wing was in the tree; the dream of Malvina fled. But she beheld her love, when his robe of mist flew on the wind. A sunbeam was on his skirts; they glittered like the gold of the stranger. It was the voice of my love; seldom comes he to my dreams!
But thou dwellest in the soul of Malvina, son of mighty Ossian! my sighs arise with the beams of the East; my tears descend with the drops of night. I was a lovely tree, in thy presence, Oscar! with all my branches round me; but thy death came like a blast from the desert, and laid my green head [Page 75] low. The Spring returned with its showers; no leaf of mine arose! The virgins saw me silent in the hall: they touched the harp of joy. The tear was on the cheek of Malvina; the virgins beheld me in my grief. Why art thou sad, they said, thou first of the maids of Lutha? Was he lovely as the beam of the morning, and stately in thy sight?
Pleasant is thy song in Ossian's ear, daughter of streamy Lutha! Thou hast heard the music of departed bards, in the dream of thy rest, when sleep fell on thine eyes, at the murmur of Moruth.— When thou didst return from the chace, in the day of the Sun, thou hast heard the music of bards, and thy song is lovely. It is lovely, O Malvina! but it melts the soul. There is a joy in grief, when peace dwells in the breast of the sad. But sorrow wastes the mournful, O daughter of Toscar; and their days are few! They fall away, like the flower on which the sun hath looked in his strength, after the mildew has passed over it, when its head is heavy with the drops of the night. Attend to the tale of Ossian, O maid! He remembers the days of his youth!
The King commanded; I raised my sails; and rushed into the bay of Croma; into Croma's sounding bay, in lovely Inisfail. High on the coast arose the towers of Crothar, King of Spears; Crothar renowned in the battles of his youth; but age dwelt then around the chief. Rothmar had raised the sword against the hero; and the wrath of Fingal burned. He sent Ossian to meet Rothmar [Page 76] in war; for the Chief of Croma was the friend of his youth. I sent the bard before me with songs. I came into the hall of Crothar. There sat the Chief amidst the arms of his fathers; but his eyes had failed. His grey locks waved around a staff, on which the warrior leaned. He hummed the songs of other times, when the sound of our arms reached his ears. Crothar rose, stretched his aged hand, and blessed the son of Fingal.
Ossian! said the hero, the strength of Crothar's arms has failed. O could I lift the sword as in the day that Fingal fought at Strutha! He was the first of men! but Crothar had also his fame. The King of Morven praised me; he placed on my arm the bossy shield of Calthar, whom the King had slain in his wars. Dost thou not behold it on the wall, for Crothar's eyes have failed! Is thy strength like thy father's, Ossian? Let the aged feel thine arm!
I gave my arm to the King; he felt it with his aged hands; the sigh rose in his breast, and his tears came down. Thou art strong, my son, he said; but not like the King of Morven! but who is like the hero among the mighty in war! Let the feast of my hall be spread; and let my bards exalt the song. Great is he that is within my walls, ye sons of echoing Croma! The feast is spread; the harp is heard; and joy is in the hall. But it was joy covering a sigh, that darkly dwelt in every breast. It was like the faint beam of the moon spread on a cloud in heaven. At length the music ceased; and the aged King of Croma spoke: [Page 77] He spoke without a tear, but sorrow swelled in the midst of his voice.
Son of Fingal; beholdest thou not the darkness of Crothar's joy? My soul was not sad at the feast, when my people lived before me. I rejoiced in the presence of strangers, when my son shone in the hall. But Ossian, he is a beam that is departed. He left no streak of light behind. He is fallen, son of Fingal! in the wars of his father. Rothmar, the chief of grassy Tromlo, heard that these eyes had failed; he heard that my arms were fixed in the hall, and the pride of his soul arose! He came towards Croma; my people fell before him. I took my arms in my wrath; but what could sightless Crothar do? My steps were unequal; my grief was great. I wished for days that were past. Days! wherein I fought and won in the field of blood. My son returned from the chase; the fair-haired Fovar-gormo. He had not lifted his sword in battle, for his arm was young. But the soul of the youth was great; the fire of valour burned in his eyes. He saw the disordered steps of his father; and his sigh arose. King of Croma, he said; is it because thou hast no son? is it for the weakness of Favor-gormo's arm, that thy sighs arise? I begin, my father, to feel my strength. I have drawn the sword of my youth; and I have bent the bow. Let me meet this Rothmar, with the sons of Croma: Let me meet him, O my father! I feel my burning soul. And thou shalt meet him, I said, son of the sightless Crothar! But let others advance before thee, that I may hear [Page 78] the tread of thy feet at thy return; for my eyes behold thee not, fair-haired Fovar-gormo!
He went; he met the foe; he fell. Rothmar advances to Croma. He, who flew my son is near, with all his pointed spears.
This is no time to fill the shell, I replied; and took my spear! My people saw the fire of my eyes; they all rose around. Through night we strode along the heath. Grey morning rose in the East. A green narrow vale appeared before us; nor wanting was it in green winding streams. The dark host of Rothmar are on its banks, with all their glittering arms. We fought along the vale. They fled. Rothmar sunk beneath my sword! Day had not descended in the West, when I brought his arms to Crothar. The aged hero felt them with his hands; and joy brightened over all his thoughts.
The people gather to the hall. The shells of the feast are heard. Ten harps are strung; five bards advance, and sing by turns the praise of Ossian. They poured forth their burning souls; and the string answered to their voice. The joy of Croma was great; for peace returned to the land. The night came on with silence; the morning returned with joy. No foe came in darkness, with his glittering spear. The joy of Croma was great; for the gloomy Rothmar had fallen!
I raised my voice for Fovar-gormo, when they laid the chief in earth. The aged Crothar was there, but his sigh was not heard. He searched for the wound of his son, and found it in his breast. [Page 79] Joy rose in the face of the aged. He came and spoke to Ossian. King of Spears! he said; my son has not fallen without his fame. The young warrior did not fly; but met death, as he went forward in his strength. Happy are they, who die in youth, when their renown is heard! The feeble will not behold them in the hall, nor smile at their trembling hands. Their memory shall be honoured in song; the young tear of the virgin will fall: But the aged wither away by degrees; the fame of their youth, while yet they live, is all forgotten. They fall in secret. The sigh of their son is not heard. Joy is around their tomb; the stone of their fame is placed without a tear. Happy are they who die in youth, when their renown is around them.
AN ELEGY, WRITTEN IN A COUNTRY CHURCH-YARD. GRAY.
THE EPITAPH.
THE BARON ST. BRUNNE. A PROVENÇAL TALE.
THERE lived, in the province of Bretagne, a noble Baron, famous for his magnificence and courtly hospitalities. His castle was graced with ladies of exquisite beauty, and thronged with illustrious knights; for the honors he paid to feats of chivalry invited the brave of distant countries to enter his lists, and his court was more splendid than those of many princes. Eight minstrels were retained in his service, who used to sing to their harps romantic fictions, taken from the Arabians, or adventures of chivalry, that befel knights during the crusades, or the martial deeds of the Baron, their lord; while he, surrounded by his knights and ladies, banqueted in the great hall of his castle, where the costly tapestry, that adorned the walls with pictured exploits of his ancestors, the casements of painted glass, enriched with armorial bearings, the gorgeous banners that waved along the roof, the sumptuous canopies, the profusion [Page 86] of gold and silver that glittered on the side-boards, the numerous dishes, that covered the tables, the number and gay liveries of the attendants, with the chivalric and splendid attire of the guests, united to form a scene of magnificence, such as we may not hope to see in these degenerate days.
Of the Baron, the following adventure is related. One night having retired late from the banquet to his chamber, and dismissed his attendants, he was surprised by the appearance of a stranger of a noble air, but of a sorrowful and dejected countenance. Believing, that this person had been secreted in the apartment, since it appeared impossible he could have lately passed the anti-room, unobserved by the pages in waiting, who would have prevented this intrusion on their lord, the Baron, calling loudly for his people, drew his sword, which he had not yet taken from his side, and stood upon his defence. The stranger slowly advancing, told him that there was nothing to fear; that he came with no hostile design, but to communicate to him a terrible secret, which it was necessary for him to know.
The Baron, appeased by the courteous manners of the stanger, after surveying him for some time in silence, returned his sword into the scabbard, and desired him to explain the means, by which he had obtained access to the chamber, and the purpose of this extraordinary visit.
Without answering either of these enquiries, the stranger said, that he could not then explain himself, [Page 87] but that, if the Baron would follow him to the edge of the forest, at a short distance from the castle walls, he would there convince him, that he had something of importance to disclose.
This proposal again alarmed the Baron, who could scarcely believe, that the stranger meant to draw him to so solitary a spot, at this hour of the night, without harbouring a design against his life, and he refused to go, observing, at the same time, that, if the stranger's purpose was an honourable one, he would not persist in refusing to reveal the occasion of his visit, in the apartment where they were.
While he spoke this, he viewed the stranger still more attentively than before, but observed no change in his countenance, or any sympton, that might intimate a consciousness of evil design. He was habited like a knight, was of a tall and majestic stature, and of dignified and courteous manners. Still, however, he refused to communicate the subject of his errand in any place, but that he had mentioned, and, at the same time, gave hints concerning the secret he would disclose, that awakened a degree of solemn curiosity in the Baron, which at length induced him to consent to follow the stranger, on certain conditions.
'Sir Knight,' said he, ‘I will attend you to the forest, and will take with me only four of my people, who shall witness our conference.’
To this, however, the Knight objected.
'What I would disclose,' said he with solemnity, ‘is to you alone. There are only three living [Page 88] persons, to whom the circumstance is known; it is of more consequence to you and your house, than I shall now explain. In future years you will look back to this night with satisfaction or repentance, accordingly as you now determine. As you would hereafter prosper—follow me; I pledge you the honour of a knight, that no evil shall befal you;—if you are contented to dare futurity, remain in your chamber, and I will depart as I came.’
'Sir Knight,' replied the Baron, ‘how is it possible, that my future peace can depend upon my present determination?’
'That is not now to be told,' said the stranger, ‘I have explained myself to the utmost. It is late; if you follow me, it must be quickly;—you will do well to consider the alternative.’
The Baron mused, and, as he looked upon the knight, he perceived his countenance assume a singular solemnity.
The Baron paced his apartment, for some time, impressed by the last words of the stranger, whose extraordinary request he feared to grant, and feared also to refuse. At length he said, ‘Sir Knight, you are utterly unknown to me; tell me yourself, is it reasonable, that I should trust myself alone with a stranger, at this hour, in a solitary forest? Tell me, at least, who you are, and who assisted to secrete you in this chamber.’
The knight frowned at these latter words, and was a moment silent; then, with a countenance somewhat stern, he said,
[Page 89] ‘I am an English knight; I am called Sir Bevys of Lancaster—and my deeds are not unknown at the Holy City, whence I was returning to my native land, when I was benighted in the neighbouring forest.’
'Your name is not unknown to fame,' said the Baron, 'I have heard of it.' (The knight looked haughtily.) ‘But why, since my castle is known to entertain all true knights, did not your herald announce you? Why did you not appear at the banquet, where your presence would have been welcomed, instead of hiding yourself in my castle and stealing to my chamber, at midnight!’
The Stranger frowned, and turned away in silence; But the Baron repeated the questions.
'I come not,' said the knight, ‘to answer enquiries, but to reveal facts. If you would know more, follow me, and again I pledge the honour of a Knight, that you shall return in safety, Be quick in your determination—I must be gone.’
After some further hesitation, the Baron determined to follow the stranger, and to see the result of his extraordinary request; he therefore again drew forth his sword, and, taking up a lamp, bade the knight lead on. The latter obeyed, and opening the door of the chamber they passed into the anti-room, where the Baron, surprised to find all his pages asleep, stopped, and, with hasty violence, was going to reprimand them for their carelessness, when the knight waved his hand, and looked so expressively upon the Baron, that the latter restrained his resentment and passed on.
[Page 90]The knight, having descended a staircase, opened a secret door, which the Baron had believed was known only to himself, and, proceeding through several narrow and winding passages, came, at length, to a small gate, that opened beyond the walls of the castle. Meanwhile the Baron followed in silence and amazement, on perceiving that these secret passages were so well known to a stranger, and felt inclined to return from an adventure, that appeared to partake of treachery, as well as danger. Then considering that he was armed, and observing the courteous and noble air of his conductor, his courage returned, he blushed, that it had failed him for a moment, and he resolved to trace the mystery to its source. He now found himself on the heathy platform, before his castle, where, looking up, he perceived lights glimmering in the different casements of the guests, who were retiring to sleep; and while he shivered in the blast, and looked on the dark and desolate scene around him, he thought of the comforts of his warm chamber, rendered cheerful by the blaze of wood, and felt, for a moment, the full contrast of his present situation.
The wind was strong, and the Baron watched his lamp with anxiety, expecting every moment to see it extinguished; but, though the flame wavered, it did not expire, and he still followed the stranger, who often sighed as he went, but did not speak.
When they reached the borders of the forest, the knight turned and raised his head, as if he [Page 91] meant to address the Baron, but then, closing his lips in silence, he walked on.
As they entered beneath the dark and spreading bows, the Baron, affected by the solemnity of the scene, hesitated whether to proceed, and demanded how much further they were to go. The knight replied only by a gesture, and the Baron, with hesitating steps and a suspicious eye, followed through an obscure and intricate path, till, having proceeded a considerable way, he again demanded whither they were going, and refused to proceed unless he was informed.
As he said this, he looked at his own sword, and at the knight alternately, who shook his head, and whose dejected countenance disarmed the Baron, for a moment, of suspicion.
‘A little further is the place, whither I would lead you,’ said the stranger; ‘no evil shall befall you—I have sworn it on the honour of a knight.’
The Baron, reassured, again followed in silence, and they soon arrived at a deep recess of the forest, where the dark and lofty chestnuts entirely excluded the sky, and which was so overgrown with underwood, that they proceeded with difficulty.— The knight sighed deeply as he passed, and sometimes paused; and having at length reached a spot, where the trees crowded into a knot, he turned, and with a terrific look, pointing to the ground, the Baron saw there the body of a man, stretched at its length, and weltering in blood; a ghastly wound was on the forehead, and death appeared already to have contracted the features.
[Page 92]The Baron, on perceiving the spectacle, started in horrour, looked at the knight for explanation, and was then going to raise the body, and examine if there were yet any remains of life; but the stranger, waving his hand, fixed upon him a look so earnest and mournful, as not only much surprised him, but made him desist.
But what were the Baron's emotions, when, on holding the lamp near the features of the corpse, he discovered the exact resemblance of the stranger his conductor, to whom he now looked up in astonishment and enquiry? As he gazed, he perceived the countenance of the knight change and begin to fade, till his whole form gradually vanished from his astonished sense! While the Baron stood fixed to the spot, a voice was heard to utter these words:
‘The body of Sir Bevys of Lancaster, a noble Knight of England, lies before you. He was, this night, waylaid and murdered, as he journeyed from the Holy City towards his native land. Respect the honour of knighthood and the law of humanity; inter the body in Christian ground, and cause his murderers to be punished. As you observe, or neglect this, shall peace and happiness, or war and misery, light upon you and your house forever!’
The Baron, when he recovered from the awe and astonishment, into which this adventure had thrown him, returned to his castle, whither he caused the body of Sir Bevys to be removed; and, on the following day, it was interred, with the honours of knighthood, in the chapel of the castle, attended by all the noble knights and ladies, who graced the court of the Baron St. Brunne.
THE FATE OF ATHWOLD AND ELFRIDA.
ADVENTURES OF A KNIGHT. A TALE OF THE SIXTEENTH CENTURY.
TOWARDS the latter end of the reign of Henry VIII. Sir Gawen, a man of some fortune and considerable curiosity, fond of enterprise, and insatiate of knowledge, travelled through the northern counties of England. The following single adventure is still extant among the family writings, and is still recorded by his posterity.
[Page 102]It was towards sun-set, (saith the manuscript) when Sir Gawen, after having traversed a very lone and unfrequented path, arrived at the edge of a thick and dark forest; the sky was suddenly overcast, and it began to rain, the thunder rolled at a distance, and sheets of livid lightning flashed across the heath. Overcome with fatigue and hunger, he rode impatiently along the borders of the forest, in hopes of discovering an entrance, but none was to be found. At length, just as he was about to dismount, with an intention of breaking the fence, he discerned as he thought, something moving upon the heath, and, upon advancing towards it, it proved to be an old woman gathering peat, and who, overtaken by the storm, was hurrying home as fast as her infirm limbs would carry her.
The sight of a human creature filled the heart of Sir Gawen with joy, and hastily riding up, he enquired how far he had deviated from the right road, and where he could procure a night's lodging. The old woman now slowly lifted up her palsied head, and discovered a set of features, which could scarcely be called human; her eyes were red, piercing, and distorted, and, rolling horribly, glancing upon every object but the perform by whom she was addressed, and, at intervals, they omitted a fiery disagreeable light; her hair, of a dirty grey, hung matted with filth in large masses upon her shoulders, and a few thin portions rushed abrupt and horizontally from the upper part of her forehead, which was much wrinkled, and of a parchment hue; her cheeks were hollow, withered, and [Page 103] red with a quantity of acrid rheum; her nose was large, prominent and sharp, her lips thin, skinny and livid, her few teeth black, and her chin long and peaked, with a number of bushy hairs depending from its extremity; her nails also were acute, crooked and bent over her fingers, and her garments ragged and fluttering in the wind, displayed every possible variety of colour. The knight was a little daunted, but the old woman having mentioned a dwelling at some distance, and offering to lead the way, the pleasure received from this piece of news effaced the former impression, and getting from his horse, he laid hold of the bridle, and they slowly moved over the heath.
The storm had now ceased, and the moon rising gave presage of a fine night, just as the old woman, taking a sudden turn, plunged into the wood by a path narrow and almost choaked up with a quantity of briar and thorn. The trees were thick, and save a few glimpses of the moon, which now and then poured light on the uncouth features of his companion, all was dark and dismal; the heart of Sir Gawen misgave him; neither spoke, and the knight pursued his guide merely by the noise she made in hurrying through the bushes, which was done with a celerity totally inconsistent with her former decrepitude. At length the path grew wider, and a faint blue light, which came from a building at some distance, glimmered before them; they now left the wood, and issued upon a rocky and uneven piece of ground; the moon struggling through a cloud, cast a doubtful and uncertain [Page 104] light, and the old woman, with a leer, which made the very hair of Sir Gawen stand an end, told him that the dwelling was at hand. It was so; for a Gothic castle, placed on a considerable elevation, now came in view; it was a large massy structure, much decayed, and some parts of it in a totally ruinous condition; a portion, however, of the keep, or great tower, was still entire, as was also the entrance to the court or inclosure, preserved probably by the ivy, whose fibres crept round with solicitous care. Large fragments of the ruin were scattered about, covered with moss, and half sunk in the ground, and a number of old elm trees, through whose foliage the wind sighed with a sullen and melancholy sound, dropped a deep and settled gloom, that scarce permitted the moon to stream by fits upon the building.
Sir Gawen drew near; ardent curiosity, mingled with awe, dilated his bosom, and he inwardly congratulated himself upon so singular an adventure, when turning round to question his companion, a glimpse of the moon poured full upon his eye so horrid a contexture of feature, so wild and preternatural a combination, that, smote with terrour and unable to move, a cold sweat trickled from every pore, and immediately this infernal being, seizing him by the arm, and hurrying him over the draw-bridge to the great entrance of the keep, the portcullis fell with a tremendous sound, and the knight, starting as it were from a trance, drew his sword in act to destroy his treacherous guide, when instantly a horrible and infernal laugh [Page 105] burst from her, and in a moment the whole castle was in an uproar, peal after peal issuing from every quarter, till at length growing faint, they died away, and a dead silence ensued.
Sir Gawen, who, during this strange tumult, had collected all his scattered powers, now looked round him with determined resolution; his terrible companion had disappeared, and the moon shining full upon the portcullis, convinced him that any escape that way was impracticable; the wind sighed through the elms; the scared owl, uttering his discordant note, broke from the rustling bough, and a dim twinkling light beamed from a loop-hole near the summit of the great tower. Sir Gawen entered the keep, having previously reasoned himself into a state of cool fortitude, and bent up every power to the appalling enterprise. He extended his sword before him, for it was dark, and proceeded carefully to search around, in hopes either of discovering some aperture, which might lead to the vestibule or staircase, or of wreaking his vengeance on the wretch, who had thus decoyed him. All was still as death: but as he strode over the floor, a dull, hollow sound issued from beneath, and rendered him apprehensive of falling through into some dismal vault, from which he might never be able to extricate himself. In this situation, dreading the effect of each light footstep, a sound, as of many people whispering, struck his ear; he bent forward listening with eager attention, and as it seemed to proceed from a little distance before him, he determined to follow it: he did so, [Page 106] and instantly fell through the mouldering pavement, whilst at the same time peals of horrid laughter again burst with reiterated clamour from every chamber of the castle. Sir Gawen rose with considerable difficulty, and much stunned with the fall, although fortunately the spot he had dropped upon was covered with a quantity of damp and soft earth, which gave way to his weight. He now found himself in a large vault, arched in the Gothic manner, and supported by eight massy pillars, down whose sides the damp moisture ran in cold and heavy drops, the moon shining with great lustre through three iron-grated windows, which, although rusty with age, were strong enough to resist the efforts of Sir Gawen, who, after having in vain tried to force them, looked around for his sword, which during the fall had started from his grasp, and in searching the ground with his fingers, he laid hold of, and drew forth the fresh bones of an enormous skeleton, yet greasy and moist from the decaying fibres: he trembled with horror— a cold wind brushed violently along the surface of the vault, and a ponderous iron door, slowly grating on its hinges, opened at one corner, and disclosed to the wandering eye of Sir Gawen a broken staircase, down whose steps a blue and faint light flashed by fits, like the lightning of a summer's eve. Appalled by these dreadful prodigies, Sir Gawen felt, in spite of all his resolution, a cold and deathlike chill pervade his frame, and kneeling down, he prayed fervently to that power, without whose mandate no being is let loose upon another, and [Page 107] feeling himself more calm and resolved, he again began to search for his sword, when a moonbeam falling on the blade, at once restored it to its owner.
Sir Gawen having thus resumed his wonted fortitude and resolution, held a parley with himself, and perceiving no other way by which he could escape, boldly resolved to brave all the terrors of the staircase, and, once more recommending himself to his Maker, began to ascend. The light still flashed, enabling him to climb those parts which were not broken or decayed. He had proceeded in this manner a considerable way, mounting, as he supposed, to the summit of the keep, when suddenly a shrill and agonizing shriek issued from the upper part of it, and something rudely brushing down, grasped him with tremendous strength; in a moment he became motionless, cold as ice, and felt himself hurried back by some irresistible being; but just as he had reached the vault, a spectre of so dreadful a shape stalked by within it, that straining every muscle, he sprang from the deadly grasp: the iron door rushed in thunder upon its hinges, and a deep hollow groan resounded from beneath. No sooner had the door closed, than yelling screams and sounds, which almost suspended the very pulse of life, issued from the vault, as if a troop of hellish furies, with their chains united, were dashing them in writhing frenzy, and howling to the uproar. Sir Gawen stood petrified with horror, a stony fear ran to his very heart, and dismayed every sense about him; he stared wide with his long locks upstanding [Page 108] stiffly, and the throbbing of his heart oppressed him. The tumult at length subsiding, Sir Gawen recovered some portion of strength, which he immediately made use of to convey himself as far as possible from the iron door, and presently reaching his former elevation on the staircase, which, after ascending a few more steps, terminated in a winding gallery. The light, which had hitherto flashed incessantly, now disappeared, and he was left in almost total darkness, except that now and then the moon threw a few cool rays through some broken loop-holes, heightening the horrour of the scene. He dreaded going forward, and fearfully looked back, lest some yelling fiend should again plunge him into the vault. He stood suspended with apprehension; a mournful wind howled through the apartments of the castle, and listening, he thought he heard the iron door grate upon its hinges; he started with terrour, the sweat stood in big drops upon his forehead, his knees smote each other, and he rushed forward with desperate despair, till having suddenly turned a corner of the gallery, a taper, burning with a faint light, gleamed through a narrow dark passage: Sir Gawen approached the light; it came from an extensive room, the folding doors of which were wide open: he entered; a small taper in a massy silver candlestick stood upon a table in the middle of the room, but gave so inconsiderable an illumination, that the one end was wrapped in palpable darkness, and the other scarcely broken in upon by a dim light, that streamed through a large ramified [Page 109] window, covered with thick ivy. An arm-chair, shattered and damp with age, was placed near the table, and the remains of a recent fire were still visible in the grate. The wainscot, of black oak, had formerly been hung with tapestry, and several portions still clung to those parts, which were near the fire; they possessed some vivacity of teint, and with much gilding, yet apparent on the chimney-piece, and several mouldering reliques of costly frames and paintings, gave indisputable evidence of the ancient grandeur of the place.
Sir Gawen closed the folding doors, and, taking the taper, was about to survey the room, when a deep hollow groan from the dark end of it smote cold upon his heart; at the same time the sound, as of something falling with a dead weight, echoed through the room. Sir Gawen replaced the taper, the flame of which was agitated, now quivering, sunk, now streaming, flamed aloft, and as the last pale portion died away, the scarce distinguished form of some terrific being floated slowly by, and again another dreadful groan ran deepening through the gloom. Sir Gawen stood for some time incapable of motion, at length summoning all his fortitude, he advanced with his sword extended to the darkest part of the room: instantly burst forth in fierce irradiations a blue sulphureous splendour, and the mangled body of a man distorted with the agony of death, his very fibres racked with convulsion, his beard and hair stiff and matted with blood, his mouth open, and his eyes protruding from their marble sockets, [Page 110] rushed on the fixed and maddening senses of Sir Gawen, whose heart had beat no more, had not a hiss, as of ten thousand fiends, loud, horrible, roused him from the dreadful scene; he started, uttering a wild shriek, his brain turned round, and running he knew not whither, burst through the folding doors.
Darkness again spread her sable pall over the unfortunate Sir Gawen, and he hurried along the narrow passage with a feeble and faultering step. His intellect shook, and, overwhelmed with the late appalling objects, had not yet recovered any degree of recollection, and as he wandered in a dream, a confused train of horrible ideas passing unconnected through his mind: at length, however, memory resumed her function, resumed it but to daunt him with harrowing suggestions; the direful horrors of the room behind, and of the vault below, were still present to his eyes, and as a man whom hellish fiends had frightened, he stood trembling, pale, and staring wild.
All was now silent and dark, and he determined to wait in this spot the dawn of day; but a few minutes had scarce elapsed, when the iron door, screaming on its hinges, bellowed through the murmuring ruin. Sir Gawen nearly fainted at the sound, which pausing for some time, again swelled upon the wind, and at last died away in shrill melancholy shrieks; again all was silent, and again the same fearful noise struck terrour to his soul. Whilst he was thus agitated with horrour and apprehension, a dim light streaming from behind, accompanied [Page 111] with a soft, quick, and hollow tread, convinced Sir Gawen that something was pursuing him, and struck with wildering fear, he rushed unconscious down the steps; the vault received him, and its portal swinging to their close, sounded as the sentence of death. A dun, faetid smoke filled the place, in the centre of which arose a faint and bickering flame. Sir Gawen approached and beheld a corse suspended over it by the neck, its fat dropped, and a flame flashing through the vault, gleamed on a throng of hideous and ghastly features, that now came forward through the smoke. Sir Gawen, with the desperate valour of a man, who sees destruction before him, ran furious forward; an universal shriek burst forth; the corse dropped into the fire, which rising with tenfold brilliance, placed full in view the dreadful form of his infernal guide, dilated into horrour itself; her face was as pale as death, her eyes were wide open, dead and fixed, a horrible grin sat upon her features; her lips black, and half putrid, were drawn back, disclosing a set of large blue teeth, and her hair, standing stiffly erect, was of a withered red. Sir Gawen felt his blood freeze within him, his limbs forgot to move, the face, enlarging as it came, drew near, and, swooning, he fell forward on the ground.
Slow passed the vital fluid through the bosom of Sir Gawen, scarce did the heart vibrate to its impulse; on his pallid forehead sat a chilly sweat and frequent spasms shook his limbs; but at length returning warmth gave some vigour to his [Page 112] frame, the energy of life became more suffused, a soothing languor stole upon him, and on opening his eyes, rushed neither the images of death or the rites of witchcraft, but the soft, the sweet and tranquil scenery of a summer's moon-light night. Enraptured with this sudden and unexpected change, Sir Gawen rose gently from off the ground, over his head towered a large and majestic oak, at whose foot, by some kind and compassionate being he concluded he had been laid. Delight and gratitude dilated his heart, and advancing from beneath the tree, whose gigantic branches spread a large extent of shade, a vale, beautiful and romantic, through which ran a clear and deep stream, came full in view; he walked to the edge of the water, the moon shone with mellow lustre on its surface, and its banks fringed with shrubs, breathed a perfume more delicate than the odours of the East. On one side, the ground, covered with a vivid, soft, and downy verdure stretched for a considerable extent to the borders of a large forest, which sweeping round, finally closed up the valley, on the other, it was broken into abrupt and rocky masses swarded with moss, and from whose clefts grew thick and spreading trees, the roots of which, washed by many a fall of water, hung bare and matted from their craggy beds.
Sir Gawen forgot in this delicious vale, all his former sufferings, and giving up his mind to the pleasing influence of curiosity and wonder, he determined to explore the place by tracing the windings of the stream. Scarce had he entered upon [Page 113] this plan, when music of the most ravishing sweetness filled the air, sometimes it seemed to float along the valley, sometimes it stole along the surface of the water, now it died away among the woods, and now with deep and mellow symphony it swelled upon the gale. Fixed in astonishment, Sir Gawen scarce ventured to breathe; every sense, save that of hearing, seemed quite absorbed, and when the last faint warblings melted on his ear, he started from the spot, solicitous to know from what being those more than human strains had parted; but nothing appeared in view; the moon full and unclouded, shone with unusual lustre, the white rocks glittered in her beam, and, filled with hope, he again pursued the windings of the water, which conducting to the narrowest part of the valley, continued their course through the wood. Sir Gawen entered by a path, smooth, but narrow and perplexed, where, although its branches were so numerous that no preference could be given, or any direct route long persisted in, yet every turn presented something to amuse▪ something to sharpen the edge of research. The beauty of the trees, through whose interstices the moon gleamed in the most picturesque manner: the glimpses of the water, and the notes of the nightingale, who now began to fill the valley with her song, were more than sufficient to take off the sense of fatigue, and he wandered on still eager to explore, still panting for further discovery. The wood now became more thick and obscure, and at length almost dark, when the path taking suddenly [Page 114] an oblique direction, Sir Gawen found himself on the edge of a circular lawn, whose teint and softness were beyond compare, and which seemed to have been lightly brushed by fairy feet. A number of fine old trees, around whose boles crept the ivy and the woodbine, rose at irregular distances, here they mingled into groves, and there separate, and emulous of each other, they shook their airy summits in disdain. The water, which had been for some time concealed, now murmured through a thousand beds and visiting each little flower, added vigour to its vegetation, and poignancy to its fragrance. Along the edges of the wood and beneath the shadows of the trees, an innumerable host of glow-worms lighted their inocuous fires, lustrous as the gems of Golconda, and Sir Gawen, desirous yet longer to enjoy the scene, went forward with light footsteps on the lawn; all was calm, and, except the breeze of night, that sighed soft and sweetly through a world of leaves, a perfect silence prevailed. Not many minutes, however, had elapsed, before the same enchanting music, to which he had listened with so much rapture in the vale, again arrested his ear, and presently he discovered on the border of the lawn, just rising above the wood, and floating on the bosom of the air, a being of the most delicate form; from his shoulders streamed a tunic of the tenderest blue, his wings and feet were clothed in downy silver, and in his grasp he had a wand, white as the mountain snow. He rose swiftly in the air, his brilliance became excessive from the lunar rays, his [Page 115] song echoed through the vault of night, but having quickly diminished to the size and appearance of the evening star, it died away, and the next moment he was lost in aether. Sir Gawen still fixed his eye on that part of the heavens, where the vision had disappeared, and shortly had the pleasure of again seeing the star-like radiance, which in an instant unfolded itself into the full and fine dimensions of the beauteous being, who having collected dew from the cold vales of Saturn, now descended rapidly towards the earth, and waving his wand, as he passed athwart the woods, a number of like form and garb, flew round him, and all alighting on the lawn, separated at equal distances on its circumference, and then shaking their wings, which spread a perfume through the air, burst into one general song. Sir Gawen, who apprehensive of being discovered, had retreated within the shadow of some mossy oaks, now waited with eager expectation the event of so singular a scene. In a few moments a bevy of elegant nymphs, dancing two by two, issued from the wood on the right, and an equal number of warlike knights, accompanied by a band of minstrels, from that of the left. The knights were clothed in green; on their bosoms shone a plate of burnished steel, and in their hands they grasped a golden targe and lance of beamy lustre. The nymphs, whose form and symmetry were beyond whatever poets dream, were dressed in robes of white, their zones were azure, dropt with diamonds, and their light brown hair decked with roses hung in ample ringlets. So quick, so [Page 116] light and airy was their motion, that the turf, the flowers shrunk not to the gentle pressure, and each smiling on her favourite knight, he slung his brilliant arms aside, and mingled in the dance.
Whilst thus they flew in rapid measures over the lawn. Sir Gawen, forgetting his situation, and impatient to salute the assembly, involuntarily stepped forward, and instantaneously a shrill and hollow gust of wind murmured through the woods, the moon dipt into a cloud, and the knights, the dames and aerial spirits vanished from his view, leaving the amazed Sir Gawen to repent at leisure of his precipitate intrusion; scarce, however, had he time to determine what he should pursue, when a gleam of light flashed suddenly along the horizon, and the beauteous being, whom he first beheld in the air, stood before him; he waved his snowy wand, and pointing to the wood, which now appeared sparkling with a thousand fires, moved gently on. Sir Gawen felt an irresistible impulse which compelled him to follow, and having penetrated the wood, he perceived many bright rays of light, which, darting like the beams of the sun, through every part of it, most beautifully illuminated the shafts of the trees. As they advanced forwards the radiance became more intense and converged towards the centre; and the fairy being turning quickly round, commanded Sir Gawen to kneel down and having squeezed the juice of an herb into his eyes, bade him now proceed, but that no mortal eye, unless its powers of vision were increased, could endure the glory that would shortly burst [Page 117] upon them. Scarce had he uttered these words, when they entered an amphitheatre; In its centre was a throne of ivory inlaid with sapphires, on which sat a female form of exquisite beauty, a plain coronet of gold obliquely crossed her flowing hair, and her robe of white sattin hung negligent in ample folds. Around her stood five and twenty nymphs clothed in white and gold, and holding lighted tapers; beyond these were fifty of the aerial beings, their wings of downy silver stretched for flight, and each a burning taper in his hand; and lastly, on the circumference of the amphitheatre shone one hundred knights in mail of tempered steel, in one hand they shook aloft a large targe of massy diamond, and in the other flashed a taper. So excessive was the reflection, that the targes had the lustre of a hundred suns, and when shaken, sent forth screams of vivid lightning; from the gold, the silver, and the sapphires rushed a flood of tinted light, that mingling, threw upon the eye a series of revolving hues.
Sir Gawen impressed with awe, with wonder and delight, fell prostrate on the ground, whilst the fairy spirit advancing, knelt and presented to the queen a chrystal vase. She rose, she waved her hand, and smiling, bade Sir Gawen to approach. 'Gentle stranger,' she exclaimed, ‘let not fear appal thine heart for to him, whom courage, truth and piety have distinguished, our friendship and our love is given. Spirits of the blest we are, our sweet employment is to befriend the wretched and the weary, to lull the torture of [Page 118] anguish, and the horrour of despair. Ah! never shall the tear of innocence or the plaint of sorrow, the pang of injured merit, or the sigh of hopeless love, implore our aid in vain. Upon the moonbeam do we float, and light as air, pervade the habitations of men, and hearken, O favoured mortal! I tell thee, spirits pure from vice are present to thy inmost thoughts; when terrour and when madness, when spectres and when death surrounded thee, our influence put to flight the ministers of darkness; we placed thee in the moon-light vale, and now upon thy head I pour the planetary dew, from Hecate's dread agents, it will free thee from wildering fear and gloomy superstition.’
She ended, and Sir Gawen, impatient to express his gratitude, was about to speak, when suddenly the light turned pale, and died away, the spirits fled, and musick soft and sweet was heard remotely in the air. Sir Gawen started, and in place of the refulgent scene of magic, he beheld a public road, his horse cropping the grass, which grew upon its edge, and a village at a little distance, on whose spire the rising sun had shed his earliest beams.
A FAIRY TALE, IN THE ANCIENT ENGLISH STYLE.
THE CAVE OF MODRED. A BRITISH STORY.
WHEN the all conquering sword of the Romans had penetrated into the Southern part of Wales, and ensanguined the hostile plain with the blood of her most distinguished heroes, Modred, the sage, sought a retreat from the desolating rage of war; he was a Druid, renowned for his piety and wisdom; yet he had lived to see the holy altar besprinkled with the blood of its priests, and the sacred groves polluted by the crimes of a licentious soldiery!
[Page 127]The asylum he chose was a spacious cave, divided by the hand of nature into a variety of apartments: an obscure path led to it by a gentle descent, and by a variety of intricate windings seemed to pronounce it inaccessible, but to those whom the friendly hand of the Druid guided: thus sequestered, it formed a retreat for innocence and virtue.
Here the tender virgin fled to escape violation, and the modest matron insult; and here the widow and the fatherless sought protection and consolation, here too the hardy veteran, covered with wounds, oftimes repaired from the battle, and healed by the sage's pious care, returned with renewed strength and vigour to the fight. Every morn and eve, Modred was seen prostrate beneath a venerable grove of oak, which graced the side of a hill, that rose at a small distance from his habitation; there he erected the sacred altar, and agreeably to the custom of his revered ancestors, laid on it the sacred oblation of meal. Thus passed his days in prayer, contemplation, and acts of benevolence. His drink was from a clear streamlet, that distilled from the rock, out of which his rude dwelling was formed, and his food salubrious herbs, which grew within the precincts of his habitation.— Such was Modred, the Druid; in whom the simplicity of childhood, and the wisdom of old age, were observed to unite.
One day having wandered beyond the bounds he usually prescribed himself, in pursuit of medicinal herbs, he observed the ground to be distained with several drops of blood, and perceiving, a [Page 128] few paces further, that it widened into a tract of considerable dimensions, his humanity prompted him to follow it. It led him to a spot of ground, on which a person in armour lay extended; he appeared to be in a swoon, and his beaver being up, Modred could discern that he was in the flower of his age.
The Druid perceived by his armour, that he belonged to the Roman army; but compassion for the helpless state in which he beheld him, caused him, at that instant, to forget all animosity; he raised him in his arms, and applied a sovereign cordial, that he always carried about him, to his lips, a few drops of which greatly revived him, but he was nevertheless so extremely exhausted from loss of blood, that he in vain attempted to rise upon his feet. Modred, finding the stranger incapable of rising, without other assistance than he was able to give, hastened back to the cavern, and returned with all speed, accompanied by Oscar:— Oscar was the most valiant of all the British youths, who fearless lifted the sword in defence of liberty. His courage had been manifest in many battles, which he had sought with the common enemy, and it was united with clemency and generosity. By the assistance of this youth, the stranger was supported to Modred's cavern; but as he was a Roman, they first took the precaution to blind-fold him, lest, being an enemy, he should make observations relative to the situation of the place, which might hereafter prove to their disadvantage.
[Page 129]Having conducted him into the cavern, they took the bandage from his eyes, unbraced his armour, and laid him on a couch of the softest moss; the Druid then examined his wounds, which he found by care might speedily be healed, and applying to them some herbs, which he knew to be of the most sovereign efficacy, left him awhile to his repose. An hour being elapsed, he renewed his visit, and found the stranger so much recovered by the remedies applied to his wounds, together with a gentle sleep, from which, on Modred's entrance he awoke, that he was able, in a faint voice, to enquire into whose hands he had fallen; but presently recollecting they were Britons, he testified by his countenance, that he expected little mercy at their hands.
The Druid, guessing at what passed in his mind, endeavoured to dispel his apprehensions: 'Youth,' said he, ‘you are in the hands of those, whom your nation calls barbarians, but though strangers to the specious arts used by civilized nations to gloss over the basest designs, the Britons are not unacquainted with the virtues of hospitality and humanity. They love victory, but they delight not in blood; dispel your fears, therefore, and rest assured, that while you remain in the cave of Modred, the Druid, you shall be secure from danger or insult.’
In the morning, the Druid found his guest wonderfully recovered; who informed him, that he was an officer in the Roman army; that he had left the camp, which was stationed within a day's march of that place, in company with five [Page 130] other of the troop; their design being, he confessed, to make discoveries concerning the state of the enemy; but his men being, as he imagined, suborned by a brother officer, between whom and himself, there had been some trifling difference, they had basely turned their arms against him, and left him for dead on the spot, where the Druid first discovered him. He expressed the warmest acknowledgements for the kind treatment he had received, and, at Modred's request, followed him to the outward part of the cave, where a number of persons, of different sex and age, were assembled, being that morning returned from sacrifice.
Among these, the superiour beauty of the fair Elsimena, arrested the attention of the young Roman. Her stature arose considerably above her companions, and, like her features, was formed with the most exact symmetry; a thousand beauties played round her mouth; her cheek disclosed a tincture pure as the opening rose; and her hair floated over her shoulders, in all the wild negligence of nature. From the playful hours of infancy, Elsimena had known no other parent, than Modred; to his care, a mother's dying breath had bequeathed her, and the pious sage religiously discharged the sacred trust reposed in him. He watched over her with the attention and care of a fond parent, and received from Elsimena the grateful return of filial tenderness and obedience. Oscar had long resigned his heart at the shrine of Elsimena's beauty, nor was the fair maid insensible of his [Page 131] merit; on the contrary, Oscar beheld her affections captive; she burned with an equal flame, and a short period was to see them united.
Oscar, not without uneasiness, beheld his mistress exposed to the rapturous gaze of the young Roman; he observed that her charms touched his soul; and feared his noble mien and gallant deportment might cause Elsimena to draw between them a comparison not to his own advantage; but these modest apprehensions were dissipated, when he observed the coolness and reserve with which she replied to his civilities; and how solicitous she was to disengage herself from his conversation. Claudius, for that was the name of the Roman, became every moment more enamoured of Elsimena; in the simple attire of a British maid, his heart confessed that she eclipsed the fairest Roman; but he had the mortification to find that she was insensible to every thing he could urge in behalf of his passion, and that her heart was solely devoted to Oscar.
Three days insensibly glided away, which the enamoured Claudius, happy in the presence of Elsimena, thought no more than as many hours; but the Druid finding him restored to his former vigour, reminded him that it was time to depart: 'We have now,' said Modred, ‘discharged the debt, which humanity exacted from us, in your behalf; we have received you beneath our roof, and the sacred laws of hospitality, which we revere, forbid us to exert to your disadvantage, that power which we derive not from the strength of our arms, or the chance of war, but by the private [Page 132] calamity of our enemy; but now that you no longer claim our sufference, it is time that you depart, since we can no longer entertain you but as the enemy of our country, the base enslaver of our rights and liberties: as such, a Briton cannot, without reproach, hold amicable converse with you.’
The young Roman expressed the highest sense of the Druid's generosity, and lamented that he was constrained to bear arms against a country to which he was indebted for his life, and, what was still dearer, his liberty.
While Claudius thus expressed himself, the Druid tied a bandage over his eyes, in the same manner, as when he first brought him to the cave, and then, with a generosity scarcely to be paralleled, consigned him to the care of Oscar, who waited to conduct him in safety to the place where they found him.
During the time that Claudius was entertained in the cave of Modred, the Britons having received intelligence that the Romans were on their march to attack them, were making great preparations for a vigorous defence: on the third day, the armies encamped within sight of each other, and on the morning of the fourth, were drawn up in order for battle.
Elsimena having, with an aching heart, received the farewell of her beloved Oscar, retired to the pious Druid, who, beneath the covert of a consecrated grove, (which, as it stood on a rising ground, commanded a distant view of the plain, where the [Page 133] two armies were to engage) offered sacrifice to the gods for the success of the British arms.
The two armies engaged with equal fury, and for a long time it was doubtful on which side victory would terminate: Elsimena, from the confines of the grove, beheld her lover rush into the midst of the battle, with a courage and resolution truly heroic; but when he leaped from the chariot to engage the enemy sword in hand, she stretched her aching eyes in vain, to distinguish him from the croud of gallant heroes, who united against the common foe.
The fight was long and desperate, but the superiour number of the Romans at length prevailed; the flower of the warlike Silures were slain, or taken prisoners, and the rest obliged to save themselves by flight.
Elsimena anxiously enquired of the Britons, who fled toward the hills for shelter from the victorious enemy, concerning her lover, and with anguish heard the gallant youth had fallen among the slain; frantic with grief, she snatched a sword from one of them: 'How! my brave countrymen,' said she, ‘will you suffer the gallant heroes, who fought with you this day, in defence of our liberties, to fall unrevenged? For my part, I am resolved to fell my life dearly, and not till I have myself had the consolation of a dying sword in the blood of our enemies.’ Saying thus, like an arrow from a bow, she descended the hill, and urged on by despair, rushed into the midst of the enemy, who had now gained the foot of it, in pursuit of the flying [Page 134] Britons, resolving, if she could not revenge the death of her lover, at least to perish in the attempt.
The Britons, animated by the conduct of Elsimena, once more faced the enemy; ashamed of being surpassed in courage by a woman, they attacked them with redoubled fury, and though the superiour numbers of the latter rendered all hope of victory abortive, to the great loss of the Romans, they fought till either they were slain, or made prisoners. The Druid was, in the mean while, not an inactive spectator of this scene; animated with a glorious enthusiasm, he seized the reins of a chariot, and vaulting into the seat, drove, with a desperate fury, into the midst of the fight, cutting down all before him, and repeatedly discharging darts upon the enemy, till, overpowered by numbers, he was constrained to yield himself their prisoner.
But to return again to our fair heroine; urged on by despair, she attempted to rid herself of a life, which, since Oscar was slain, could no longer afford her pleasure; But Claudius, the young Roman, who had been entertained by the Druid, fortunately observed her, and made a sign to his men, to surround and convey her prisoner to his tent; which was accordingly done, notwithstanding her efforts to prevent it, by endeavouring to put an end to her existence: but what was the excess of her joy, when in the tent, to which she was conducted by the Roman troops, she beheld her beloved Oscar! He was reclined on a superb sopha, and from the wounds, which he had received in battle, [Page 135] was extremely weak and faint; so that the unexpected sight of his mistress a prisoner, and in the tent of his rival, raised in his breast such violent emotions, that they were nearly fatal to him. Nor was Elsimena less agitated to behold her lover, contrary to her expectations, alive; yet a prisoner and apparently on the brink of the grave. She sunk at his feet in a swoon, out of which it was some time before she was recovered by the attendants, who, by the orders of their master, treated her with the utmost respect and attention; but what afterwards contributed greatly to her recovery was, to find from the surgeon, who had examined the wounds of her lover, that they were not mortal.
Elsimena having, at the request of Oscar, informed him by what means she fell into the hands of the enemy, was in return acquainted by him, that she was in the tent of the stranger, who had sojourned with them in the Druid's cave; who, he had learned, was son to the Roman General; he also informed her, that it was entirely owing to the humanity of Claudius, he owed his life. ‘Overpowered,’ said he, ‘by the enemy, I sunk down covered with wounds, and faint with loss of blood, when the generous Roman hastily advanced to my assistance; his own soldiers bore me to this tent, where I have been treated with a respect, rather due to the victor than the vanquished. Thus has he rendered me his debtor for a life, which must, in future, prove a burthen to me.’
[Page 136]'Have better thoughts, my Oscar,' said Elsimena, supposing he alluded to the prospect of a tedious captivity; ‘who can tell but the grateful Roman may design the generous treatment we receive as a prelude to the freedom he means to offer you.’ ‘Indulge not that flattering thought, my Elsimena,’ said the youth, ‘which, should it prove a true presage, can afford to me but small consolation. Do not I see thee captive to my rival? to one, who is too powerfully awake to thy charms, to forego the possession of them: O cruel thought! it wrings my very soul.’
I shall pass over the many tender melancholy things, which passed between the lovers on this subject, (which they could the more freely utter, as they found their attendants were not familiar with the Celtic tongue) as also the solemn protestations which Elsimena made, to preserve the faith she had plighted to Oscar inviolate, whether life or death awaited her, and inform the reader, that the Romans having gained a complete victory over the Britons, Claudius returned to the tent where Elsimena and Oscar were. He approached them both with the most obliging and respectful air, and addressing himself to Oscar, though his eyes insensibly inclined toward the fair captive—'Fortune,' said he, ‘is not always the friend to valour; if so, Oscar would this day have been a conqueror; blush not, gallant youth; the Romans have little to boast of a conquest, which redounds equally to the honour of the vanquished and the victor; but here indeed,’ said he, turning to Elsimena, ‘ [Page 137]is a prize, that may well swell the pride of conquest! Weep not, beautiful Elsimena,’ continued ‘he, you are in the hands of one, who, though inflamed by your beauty, will not forget the respect due to your virtue and misfortunes.’
Little more passed at that time, Claudius being summoned to the tent of his father; who, having in the action been slightly wounded by a javelin, had ordered enquiry to be made among the prisoners for the Briton, who threw it; and further to aid the discovery, had offered life and freedom to the owner. The next day the javelin was exposed, in the tent of the Roman General, but as the Britons fought, for the most part, with darts and swords, few appeared to review it, much less to own it.
News, however, was at length brought to the General, that one of the prisoners confessed himself to be the man, who threw it. The Roman commander ordered him to be brought into his presence, and having dismissed his attendants, asked him many questions concerning the manner in which he came by it. 'Sir,' said Modred, (for it was in truth that venerable sage) ‘it once belonged to a fair unfortunate, who has long since descended to the dust.’ The General, whose curiosity was excited by this reply, requested, with emotion, to know further particulars; which the Druid thus proceeded to relate. ‘When Aulus Didius,’ said he, ‘succeeded the gallant Ostorius, who gained immortal honour by the conquest of our monarch, the valiant Caractatus, in the command [Page 138] of the Roman forces; Ethelda, the daughter of a gallant warrior, who has since fallen in defence of our liberties, was made captive by a young commander, who led a numerous legion against our nation. The conqueror, struck with her beauty, and respecting her misfortunes, strove to lighten her captivity by the most generous treatment; but, alas! in so doing, he imposed on her more lasting chains. She no longer viewed him but with the eyes of love, and a passion, too strong to be erased by time, took possession of her heart. The young conqueror, as I before observed, was not insensible of her charms; but Ethelda knew too well what was due to her birth and sex to yield on dishonourable terms; she repelled the solicitation of her lover with a firmness that at once awed and increased his flame. Convinced of her merit, he at length offered her his hand, which the fair captive had not power to refuse. That very hour, she became his wife; but a final separation, in a short time after, took place. On their march to join the Roman General, they were surprised by a body of our troops; led on by the father of Ethelda, they routed the enemy and rescued the prisoners, which were taken in the former skirmish. Ethelda, from a rising ground, beheld the contest with inconceivable horrour; not knowing for the success of which to direct her prayers to Heaven; the liberties, and perhaps the lives, of her father and countrymen, depending on the one side, and, on the other, those of the man, for whom she had enstranged herself from both.’
[Page 139] ‘The engagement was obstinate and bloody, but victory was on the point of terminating in favour of our arms, when the Romans were relieved by a troop of horse; but not before the unfortunate Ethelda had seen both her father and her husband fall.’
‘This reinforcement of the Romans threw the Britons into confusion; they fled with precipitation, and escaped the sword of the enemy under covert of the night. Ethelda fled, not knowing whither, till her strength failing, she sunk down at the door of a poor widow, who received her into the humble dwelling, and set before her some refreshment; but it was two days before she could be prevailed upon either to eat or speak; after this, she became more calm, and related to the good woman the calamities, that had befallen her and caused her grief; she also declared it as her determination, never more to unite with society, and joyfully accepted the poor widow's offer of abiding in her cottage, and partaking the small comforts her humble lot afforded. Ethelda died two years after, having first given birth to a female infant.’
'I had often,' continued Modred, ‘observed her at our Holy Sacrifices, where she constantly appeared covered with a veil, which totally conconcealed her person from the eyes of men; curiosity prompted me to enquire into her story, which I learned first from the woman, at whose house she sojourned, and afterwards from Ethelda herself; for it is necessary, Sir, to inform you, [Page 140] that although animated by the glorious cause of liberty, I for once ventured to raise the hostile sword in defence of my country, my office is to speak comfort to the afflicted, to utter divine mysteries, and to recommend universal peace and concord to mankind; being, to be plain, of the sacred order of Druids.’
‘My office gave me free access to Ethelda, who readily made me the confident of her misfortunes, and with her last breath, recommended her infant daughter to my protection. On her death, I took the little lisper home to my abode; and when the fury of war forced me to seek shelter in these mountains, she was the companion of my flight, and for eighteen years has been the solace of my declining age; but, alas! my Elsimena is either numbered among the dead, or must waste her blooming years in an irksome captivity.’
The Roman commander asked, with an emotion that caused Modred to suspect he was prompted by other motives, than mere curiosity, in his enquiries, what were his reasons for supposing, that the daughter of Ethelda was either numbered among the dead, or a captive. The sage then informed him of all that he knew concerning Elsimena; how, on being told her lover had fallen in the battle, she rushed, sword in hand, into the midst of the enemy; how, by the intrepidity of her conduct, the flying troops were inspired with courage once more to face the enemy, and to revenge the death of their brave companions; and lastly, that it had been rumoured she was a prisoner in the tent of Claudius, [Page 141] the General's son. Then reverting to the former part of his discourse, 'That javelin, my lord,' said he, ‘with which it was my fortune to wound you, the wretched mother of Elsimena, previous to the fatal engagement, which bereft her of all she held dear, concealed in her garments, for the purpose of putting an end to her existence, should she live to see either her parent or husband slain. But that Almighty Power, who permitted her affliction, endued her with fortitude to bear it. The weapon once belonged to her husband, and in her exile she preserved it as a precious relic sacred to his remembrance. On her death, it fell into my hand; since which, for the same reason, I have kept it as belonging to one, in whose misfortunes I was deeply interested.’
'Yesterday,' continued Modred, ‘instigated by an impulse, for which I cannot account, I armed myself with it; and, when inspired by the example of my brave countrymen, I ascended the warlike chariot, resolving to yield up my life in defence of our liberties, having expended my darts, as a last effort, I threw the javelin.’
'Wonderful and mysterious,' said the Roman, ‘are the ways of Providence! in me, venerable Modred, behold the father of Elsimena, and once the husband of the unfortunate Ethelda!’
'Mysterious Heaven!' said the Druid, ‘can it really be so?’
'I fell, indeed,' said the General, ‘among the slain, but was not mortally wounded; the brave fellows, who fought by my side, bore me from [Page 142] the field of battle, and a short time restored me to my former vigour; but my blooming bride was forever lost. I caused strict search to be made after her, but all was in vain; since, till this day, I could never obtain the least tidings of her. The javelin, with which I was yesterday wounded, I remembered once to have been mine, it having, for several ages, been handed down in our family from father to son, as a relic of antiquity. I recollected the period when I lost it, and thought it might have been thrown by a Briton, who had fought in that engagement, which forever separated me from Ethelda; methought it might lead to a discovery of her, or at least inform me concerning the manner of her death. This, venerable Modred, was the cause of my enquiry, and Heaven doubtless inspired me with the thought, that it might restore to me the pledge of my Ethelda's love.’
While this discourse passed between the Roman commander and the venerable Druid, a scene nearly as interesting was acting in the tent of Claudius. The grateful youth, having discovered to his father that the generous Britons, to whom he was indebted for his life and liberty, were among the prisoners, received his permission to offer them rewards suitable to the signal service they had done him.
'Generous Oscar,' said Claudius, 'it is time to convince you, that ingratitude does not form a part of the Roman character; abide with us, gallant youth, enrol yourself among the friends of ‘ [Page 143]Rome, and in return they will bestow on you the highest honours; you are silent, Oscar; but your countenance tells me, you treat our proffered friendship with disdain. Well then, since it is so, Claudius alone must pay the debt he owes; from this moment, gallant youth, you are free, and blush not to receive life and freedom from one, who to your generosity is indebted for the power of bestowing either. Oscar, you are silent; I would do much to purchase your esteem, your friendship; six British prisoners, whom you shall name, will I also add: still are you silent!’
'Claudius,' said the youth, ‘a Briton's heart must speak in his countenance; for the lives and liberties of his friends, Oscar offers you the return of a grateful heart; but, for his own, Claudius, can he offer thanks for life and freedom, when robbed of all that can render either desirable?’
'Oscar,' said the young Roman, ‘I understand you; this fair maid is the object, to which we both aspire; we both love Elsimena, and the happiness of one (so say our passions) must be founded on the despair of the other. Must it then be so, Oscar? No; you shall see that a Roman can soar above the low pursuits of self-gratification, that his pride and confidence rests not alone in the strength of his arms, nor in the conquest of cities, but in the subjection of his passions. You possess the heart of Elsimena; fortune has given me a right over her person, but it is a right which I scorn to avail myself of. Take her, gallant youth, receive the fair Els [...]mena, even [Page 144] from the hand of thy rival, and henceforth remember that the Romans fight, not to tyrannize over and enslave, but to civilize mankind.’ Saying this, he took the hand of Elsimena, and united it with that of her beloved Oscar.
The joy of both was, for some minutes, absorbed in admiration; that Claudius, in the ardour of youth, when the affections are unused to yield to the curb of reason, in the height of prosperity, which is so seldom tempered by moderation, should thus nobly square his conduct by the most rigid rules of virtue; thus nobly yield up the object of his love into the arms of another, struck them with an awe, which, for some moments, deprived them of utterance. They threw themselves at the feet of Claudius, who having once made the painful sacrifice, experienced from it a satisfaction, infinitely surpassing that which any sensual gratification could have bestowed.
Affairs were in this posture, when a message arrived from the General, requesting the attendance of his son, and the two prisoners, who were entertained in his tent. For, upon enquiry, he had learned that they were really Elsimena and Oscar.
Claudius, who supposed his father's summons to proceed merely from a curiosity to see and honour those, to whom he was indebted for the life and liberty of his son, immediately proceeded with them to his tent. When they entered, they were inexpressibly delighted to find the venerable Druid; who, in his turn, received no less joy at beholding the young pair. He presented Elsimena [Page 145] to the Roman commander, who embraced her with a warmth truly parental, and with delight scarcely to be equalled, viewed the beauties of her form, promising a mind equally noble and perfect.
Claudius and the young Britons, as the reader will conclude, were at a loss to comprehend the cause of this seemingly mysterious behaviour, till they were informed of it by Modred; who, at the request of the General, related to them the particulars of Ethelda's story. Elsimena then threw herself at the feet of her sire, to testify her entire obedience to his will. The passion, which Claudius lately entertained for her person, was now changed into brotherly love; he embraced her with the tenderest and purest affection, and rejoiced sincerely in having gained so charming a sister. Joy was diffused over every countenance, excepting that of Oscar, who greatly feared Elsimena was once more on the point of being snatched from his arms; but his fears vanished, when, at the request of his son, the Roman commander joined his hand with that of his mistress.
Such was the joy, which pervaded the breast of the noble Roman, on receiving to his arms so lovely an image of his lost Ethelda, and such was his gratitude to the venerable Druid, who had for so many years cherished and protected her, and, to whom he was beside indebted for the life of his son, that he promised to grant him whatever he should ask in favour of his countrymen. Modred availed himself of this generous offer, by requesting the lives and liberties of all, who had, the day before, [Page 146] been made prisoners; which was accordingly granted.
Through the influence of the Druid, Elsimena and Claudius, an honourable and advantageous peace was soon concluded between the Romans and the warlike Britons, who inhabited that part of the country.
The eyes of the venerable Druid were, in a good old age, closed by his beloved Elsimena; who, with Oscar, lived a series of years in uninterrupted peace and happiness.
ARMINE AND ELVIRA. A LEGENDARY TALE. IN TWO PARTS.
PART THE FIRST.
PART THE SECOND.
SIR REGINALD DE CUTHBERT. A ROMANCE ELUCIDATED.
SIR Reginald de Cuthbert, a noble knight who had long fought valiantly under the banners of the Holy Cross, when the armies were going to retire to their respective quarters for the winter, applied to the general for leave to return home. Crowned with glory, and arrayed with honour, Sir Reginald sought retirement in the land of his fathers; intending to dedicate the remainder of his days to the service of his God, in defence of whose name he had so often engaged in the horror of battle.
The many perilous adventures the knight encountered on his way from the Holy Land, we find not recorded in history, until his arrival at the borders of a dreary forest on the confines of Germany. The twilight was spreading over the hemisphere, when Sir Reginald entered what at first [Page 168] appeared to him a small wood, which he now found extended itself by degrees into an immense and almost impenetrable forest. The knight pricked forward with great impatience, till the shades of night, which fell heavily over the forest, in some measure arrested his progress; the narrow winding path grew more and more intricate; the clouds, which seemed charged with thunder, passed slowly along the heavens; the wind now arose and whistled hollow through the branches, the rain began to rattle amidst the trees, and a tremendous storm seemed to be fast approaching, while the darkness of night surrounded him with all its horrors.
At length, overcome with fatigue and impeded by the bushes and underwood, the knight alighted from his horse, and threw himself upon the ground; but soon arose, and securing his trusty steed, walked slowly onward in hopes of finding some solitary cottage, which might afford him shelter from the 'pelting of the pitiless storm.' Ere the knight had measured many paces, he perceived a light, which, from its lofty situation, at first appeared to his deluded eye a brilliant star; he was, however, soon undeceived, and joy reanimated his drooping spirits, in a few moments he found himself at the gate of a castle. The knight knocked violently at the castle gate. ‘Who is there?’ some body; whom he could not see, snarlled with a rough voice from above. ‘In the name of all the blessed saints,’ exclaimed Sir Reginald, ‘I conjure you to open quickly the gate to a traveller, [Page 169] who hast lost his way in the forest, and is piteously beaten by the tempest.’ No answer was returned, but the gate was opened by an unseen hand. The entrance was still and gloomy as the grave. The knight groped his way through the dark. 'Come!' roared the same rough voice he had heard before; at the same time, a hand, cold as ice, pulled him along. Sir Reginald shuddered violently, and was going to retire, when the gate was shut after him with a thundering noise.
Perceiving that all retreat was cut off, he bade defiance to his fate, and resolved to meet the worst as a man. After advancing a few paces, the icy hand was drawn back. The knight stopped to wait till it should again lay hold of him, and lead him farther; but waited in vain; he groped around, expecting to find his guide, whom he fancied to be near, but he was gone. Not a footstep or the most distant sound was heard through the whole building. Not a single ray of light broke through the dismal darkness, which surrounded him, yet he proceeded with extended arms and advanced about thirty steps, when something impeded his passage, he endeavoured to examine it with his hand, but it seemed suddenly to start back; he once more stretched out his hand, and felt a heap of skulls and bones. Horror and a chilly tremor shook his whole frame. The awful stillness, which surrounded him, was still uninterrupted.
The knight was fixed to the ground, wildly staring through the impenetrable darkness. At length [Page 170] a hollow broken sound was heard, which seemed at a great distance. After a long pause, it vibrated in his ear a second time. The idea that he had nothing more to lose, and that every means of effecting an escape from that residence of horror was cut off, entirely subdued his fear, and prompted him to follow that sound. A few paces brought him to a stone staircase. Having descended five steps, a doleful groan seemed to proceed from a room not far distant. The knight advanced slowly, and with the utmost circumspection, musing on his perilous situation, when at once he felt the passage obstructed by a door, which opened without difficulty. The room to which it led was also a residence of darkness and dismal silence. The knight was resolved to enter it boldly. Fortunately he examined the entrance with his foot, before he proceeded, and found with unspeakable horror, that it was bottomless. The hollow dismal sound again struck his ear from a small distance. He shuddered violently, and staggered onward. Every thing was now lonely and silent all around; at length he came to a second staircase, ascended seven steps, and then descended as many, when his eyes suddenly beheld a faint glimmer of light, which seemed to emerge from below, at a great distance. Coming nearer, the knight observed that he was standing on the brink of a deep abyss, from which the glimmer broke forth. An old half rotten staircase led down; he however resolved to risk every thing, and pulling off his shoes to avoid making a noise, began to descend. When [Page 171] he came to the eighth step, the hollow sound was again repeated: the knight stopped a moment, and then went on with returning courage. When he had reached the middle, the light suddenly disappeared, and impenetrable darkness surrounded him once more. He stopped to consider what could be done, when a stone got loose beneath his feet, and rolled down with a thundering noise against the door of the vault. ‘Who disturbs my rest?’ the hollow, well known voice exclaimed. Sir Reginald was rivetted to the ground in dread expectation; terror sealed his lips. The door of the vault opened slowly, and a pale white figure appeared, with a candle in one hand. It advanced two steps, lifted up one hand in a menacing manner, and disappeared. The sight of this dreadful apparition almost petrified him on the spot, his senses seemed to forsake him, and the blood congealed within his veins.
The knight having recovered a little the use of his senses, with difficulty regained the top of the steps, and from thence perceived a passage quite different from the other, and following it he arrived at the foot of a spiral staircase. He ascended many steps, at length a partition impeded him, he pushed forcibly against it with his right hand, and shivered a glass pane into a thousand pieces. 'Who is there?' a rough voice exclaimed. At the same time a door opened, and a most alarming discourse filled the knight with dismal apprehensions. 'Have you sharpened the knife?' one of the talkers asked. 'Yes, it is bright and sharp,' [Page 172] replied another voice, ‘his blood shall flow abundantly.’ With these words the door burst open. Horror and despair now winged Sir Reginald's steps. He flew down the staircase, and had scarcely reached the bottom, when he was suddenly seized by the ice-cold hand, which he had felt on his entrance in that abode of terror. Here the knight's senses fled, and he dropped down in a swoon.
When Sir Reginald opened his eyes, he found himself in a splendid room, lying at his ease on a superb bed, and a girl with two servants sitting by the bed-side, chaffing his temples. 'Where am I?' were the first sounds he uttered. They assured him, he was in good hands; on enquiring to whom the castle belonged, he was informed it was the property of the Lady Countess of Darbis, who would see him in the morning. An excellent supper was soon after placed on the table, and the servants retired after he had finished his meal.
When left to himself, the knight began to muse on the adventures of that eventful and alarming evening. A thousand ideas crouded upon his imagination, and no clue could be found to extricate himself from the mazes of wonder and astonishment in which he was lost, the fearful apprehension of whose power he was in, and what would become of him, lay heavy on his heart; impatient to have the mystery of his situation unfolded, and yet dreaded that period. Hope and fear crouded alternately upon his soul, until at length he fell asleep, overcome by fatigue of body and mind.
[Page 173]Sir Reginald awoke at ten o'clock in the morning, and after breakfast, was conducted by a page through three magnificent apartments; in the fourth, the lady of the castle, dressed in black, with a veil of the same colour, was seated on a sofa. She rose on his entering the room, and courtsied very civilly, then retook her seat. After a long pause, the knight said something in a faultering accent, which was meant as an excuse for his intruding visit. The lady kindly bade him welcome to her castle, and moreover desired him to be seated. This kindness dispelled all perplexity, and gave him new courage; he related his adventures of the preceding evening, at which the lady of the castle smiled often, and promised the knight, that the whole mysterious adventure should be elucidated. After dinner, the servants were called into the room, and Sir Reginald found every strange event, that had filled him with such terror, so natural, that he even blushed at his childish fears. The ice-cold hand—the skulls and bones —the spectre, &c. were found to be the necessary appendages to every castle. The cold hand belonged to the phlegmatic porter. He drew his hand suddenly back, because the knight trembled violently and struggled to disengage himself, and was obliged to return and light the torch, which the wind had extinguished. Sir Reginald, with staggering steps, had reached a remote part of the castle, where the Countess had erected a kind of Mausoleum to her deceased husband; and his hand had touched the skulls and bones it was decorated [Page 174] with. The groans and sighs, which he heard, came from an old domestic, who had a violent tooth-ache. When the stone rolled down, she went out of the cellar, where she was suffered to lie, to see who was there; she threatened him with her hand, and went back, because she mistook him for one of the servants, and fancied the stone had been thrown down on purpose to frighten her. The door, which led to the bottomless room, belonged to an old cellar, where the steps had been destroyed by the ravages of time, and which the servants had left open by carelessness. The room on the spiral staircase, where the knight had broken the glass pane, was inhabited by the cook and butler. Their discourse, part of which he overheard, concerned a hog, which was to be killed the next day. When he was hurrying down the staircase, the porter received him in his arms, to prevent his falling, and carried him, during his swoon, to the apartment, where he recovered the use of his senses.
Sir Reginald was ashamed that this accidental concurrence of circumstances could have rendered him so ridiculously fearful and cowardly. ‘This adventure,’ said the knight to himself, ‘shall teach me to bridle my impetuous imagination, to examine every thing uncommon by the torch of reason, and thus to guard my understanding against the dangerous delusions of a lively impetuous fancy.’
THE HERMIT OF WARKWORTH.
FIT THE FIRST
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THE HERMIT OF WARKWORTH.
FIT THE SECOND.
THE HERMIT's TALE.
THE HERMIT OF WARKWORTH.
FIT THE THIRD.
THE TREASURY OF WIT.
A ROGUE'S MODESTY.
A CULPRIT, who was on the point of suffering an ignominious death for his depredations on mankind, unwillingly permitted Jack Ketch to put the halter about his neck; but being equipped with it, he thus remonstrated with the minister of justice:—'I wish, Mr. John,' (touching the cord) ‘I say, I wish, Mr. John, you could find a more eligible situation for me, for really I do not like this line of life.’
A KICK FOR A BITE.
IN the course of a very severe engagement between an English privateer and a French one, the English boatswain had both his legs taken off by a shot; and as he lay in that plight, called [Page 211] out to his Captain, to request that he would ram both his legs into a cannon, and fire them off at the French, that he might have the satisfaction of one kick at them before he died.
THE RETORT.
MR. COLT, superintendent of the canal at Fort Stanwix, being provoked at an Irishman, gave him a sturdy kick.—'By St. Patrick,' retorted the Hibernian, ‘if you kick so, while you are a Colt, what will you do, when you come to be a Horse.’
ANECDOTE OF DR. RADCLIFFE.
DR. Radcliffe was not a more rigid observer of the aphorisms of Hyppocrates, than of the precepts of Bacchus; he was almost equally devoted to the god of physic and the god of wine. One evening, as he was sacrificing at the shrine of the purple god, in a tavern, a gentleman entered in great haste, and almost breathless— ‘Doctor, my wife is at the point of death, make haste, come with me.’ ‘Not until I have finished my bottle, however,’ replied the doctor. The man, who happened to be a fine athletic fellow, finding intreaty [Page 212] useless, snatched up the doctor, hoisted him on his back, and carried him out of the tavern. The moment he set the doctor upon his legs, he received from him, in a very emphatic manner, the following threat:— ‘Now, you rascal, I'll cure your wife in revenge.’ The doctor (as the story adds) kept his word.
THE REPLY.
A LAWYER once pleaded with great ability the cause of his client for near an hour. When he had done, his antagonist, with a supercilious sneer, said, he did not understand a word the other had said—Who neatly replied, ‘I believe so, Sir, for I was speaking LAW.’
REAL COURAGE.
THE brave Crillon, one of the greatest captains of Henry the Fourth, was hearing a discourse upon the passions, and the preacher giving a very pathetic description of the scourging of our Saviour—the warrior was moved even to tears, rose up, and laying his hand on his sword, exclaimed, ‘O! where wast thou, Crillon? Where wast thou?’
IMAGINARY COURAGE.
A GENTLEMAN, who assisted the Count de Cabra in putting on his armour before a battle, perceiving him tremble in a pitiful manner, asked, what caused that strange emotion. The Count answered, ‘My flesh trembles at the prodigious danger into which my undaunted soul will certainly lead it.’
LAST WORDS OF DON FRANCIS.
PERICO de Ayala, the buffoon of the Marquis de Villena, came to see Don Francis, the buffoon of Charles the Fifth, when he lay on his death-bed. Perico, seeing him in so bad a way, said, ‘Brother Don Francis, I request you by the great friendship, which has always subsisted between us, that when you go to Heaven (which I believe must be very soon, since you have always lived such a pious life) you will beseech God to have mercy on my soul.’ Francis answered— ' Tie a thread on this finger, that I may not forget it.' These were his last words; and he instantly expired.
GREAT CONSOLATION FOR THE LOSE OF AN EYE.
A POOR clown, losing an eye, by the unskilful management of Seraphini, a quack doctor, went to reproach him for stripping him of his money, and also depriving him of his sight, and threatened to lay the case before the chief magistrates of the city. Dr. Seraphini put himself in a great passion, and exclaimed, ‘You scoundrel, you rascal, would you presume to have two eyes forsooth, when honest men, nay, the Magistrates themselves, and even princes have no more!’ The clown, terrified beyond measure, asked the doctor's pardon, and thought himself lucky to escape with one eye.
THE MAN OF FORTITUDE.
AN Italian Doctor of Law, seeing a criminal, who was condemned to be publicly whipped through the streets, walking very slowly during the operation, asked him why he did not hasten, that he might have fewer stripes; adding many learned arguments to prove that the slower he walked, the more he must suffer. To which the criminal, standing entirely still notwithstanding they were beating him on every side, and looking the Doctor in the face, replied with the greatest composure, ‘When you are whipped through the street, you may walk as you please, and I will thank you to allow me the same liberty.’
DON SANCHO IN DISTRESS.
THERE is no country, in which so many names of baptism are given as in Spain.— A poor Spaniard, who had no company, save that of a lean old horse, came to a little village in England, where there was but one inn. It was past midnight, and it rained abundantly. Having knocked at the door, the landlord opened a window, and asked who was there; ' It is,' answered the Spaniard, ‘Don Sancho Alfonzo Ramirez Juan Pedro Carlos Francisco Domingo, de Rohas, de Stuniga, de las Fuentes.’ The landlord, who knew he had but one bed to spare, answered bluntly, that he had no room for so many; and returned to his bed, leaving the Spaniard to travel eight miles further in the rain, to find a lodging for all his names.
A PROPHECY FULFILLED.
SAM Foote, being in a church, where the singing was performed in a wretched manner, observed to Mr. Quin, that the prophecy of Amos was now fulfilled, where he says, ‘And the songs of the temple shall be howlings.’
A MILITARY ANECDOTE.
A GERMAN peasant, newly enlisted in the army, was scarcely arrived at the regiment, when he was sent with others upon a skirmishing party; and approaching a wood in which a party of the French were posted, who immediately fired upon the Germans, and while the musket balls were flying very thick, the honest peasant stepped out of the ranks, making a sign to the enemy to desist, at the same time bawled out— ‘Why what the devil are you firing for, do'nt you see there are people a coming?’
PREACHING WELL APPLIED.
A CERTAIN Bishop had a servant, whom he ordered one festival day to go to a butcher, who was called David, for a piece of meat; and then to come to church, where the Bishop was to preach. The Bishop, in his sermon, bringing authorities, from the scriptures, to prove his discourse, in this manner, ' ISAIAH says thus, 'JEREMIAH says thus, EZEKIEL says thus; at last, happening to turn towards the door, just as his servant come in, went on, ' and what says DAVID?' Upon which the servant roared out, ‘DAVID swears that if you do not pay what you owe him, you never need send to his stall again.’
PRAYING MADE EASY.
A VERY devout fellow not being able to please his nice piety, in his prayers used only to repeat the alphabet, and then to add, O Lord ‘God, put these letters into syllables, and these syllables into words, and these words into sentences, that may be most for my real good.’
A DISPUTABLE FACT.
A GENTLEMAN of Modena, not very rich, was obliged to take a very stupid fellow for his servant, who was a dull and sleepy dog. His master going one day to visit a friend, who lived a little way from the town, alighted at the gate of the house, and desired Martin, his servant, to hold his horse, till he came back. He was no sooner gone, than Martin, holding the bridle in his hand, fell, as usual, into a profound sleep. A poor soldier passing by took a sudden affection for the horse; and seeing the keeper lost in sleep, he slipped the bridle off the horse's head, and leaving it in Martin's hand, mounted the steed and set out a full gallop. After some time, Martin, being awaked by a servant of the house, stupified with surprise, exclaimed, ‘Be I Peter Martin, or be I not? If I am Peter Martin, I have lost a horse; if I am not Peter Martin, I have found a bridle.’
COMPARISONS OF DRUNKENNESS.
AS drunk as an owl; as drunk as a sow; as drunk as a beggar; as drunk as the devil; as drunk as a lord. These are the principal comparisons of drunkenness, and the explanation is as follows: A man is as drunk as an owl, when he cannot see; he is as drunk as a sow, when he tumbles in the dirt; he is as drunk as a beggar, when he is very impudent; he is as drunk as the devil, when he is inclined to mischief; and as drunk as a lord, when he is every thing that's bad.
FORTUNE OF A LIAR.
A NOTORIOUS rogue, being to be tried for his life, confessed the robbery he was charged with. The judges hereupon directed the jury to find him guilty, upon his own confession. The jury, having laid their heads together, brought him in not guilty. The judges bid them consider of the case again: but they still brought in their verdict, not guilty. The judges asked the reason; the foreman replied with great solemnity, ‘ There is reason enough, we cannot believe him, for we all know him to be one of the greatest liars in the world.’
LIBERTY AND EQUALITY.
A blacksmith, of a certain village in the neighbourhood of Paris, was sentenced to die (for asserting, that the English would never admit of a visit from Buonaparte and his army, except they went by land) the chief peasants of the place joined together, and begged of the officer of justice, that the blacksmith might not suffer, because he was necessary to the place, which could not do without a blacksmith, to shoe horses and make their farming utensils, but the officer said, ‘How then can I fulfil my duty?’ To which they answered, ‘We have two weavers in the village, and for so small a place, one is enough; hang the other.’ — The officer of justice, not knowing how to act, applied to the Directory, who returned them orders to act as the majesty of the people demanded; of course the poor weaver was put to death, to the great satisfaction of the blacksmith, notwithstanding the grumbling of the weaver's wife and seven small children.
TEARS OF AFFECTION.
A YOUNG swindler hiring a lodging, said to the landlady, ‘I assure you madam, I am so much liked, that I never left a lodging but my landlady shed tears.’ 'Perhaps, said she, ‘you always went away without paying.’
DEAD ALIVE.
CAPTAIN Christie, an Irish officer, who served with considerable credit in America, had the misfortune to be dreadfully wounded in one of the battles there. As he lay on the ground, an unfortunate soldier, who was near him, and was also severely wounded, made a terrible howling, at which Christie exclaimed,: ‘D—mn your eyes, what do you make such a noise for, do you think no body is killed but yourself?’
WONDERFUL POWER OF MAGNETISM.
A GENTLEMAN travelling in foreign parts, happened to be benighted, far from any place of accommodation: to avoid the dreariness of the night, in a strange place, he thought it advisable to seek for some shelter, and having discovered a cave, he dismounted his horse, which he fastened by the bridle on the outside of the cave, and then went in and laid himself down in his clothes, and being much fatigued, fell asleep, nor did he awake till the daylight appeared; when lo! to his great astonishment, he found himself suspended by his heels from the roof of the cave. He made many efforts to free himself from so disagreeable a situation, when at length he shuffled his legs out of his boots and came to the ground, [Page 221] almost stunned by the fall; when looking up he perceived the cause of this disaster was owing to the cave being formed out of a rock of loadstone, and he unfortunately having steel spurs on, was attracted up in the manner described; and some say the boots are hanging there yet.
A CURE FOR THE ITCH OF DUELLING.
AN old officer of distinction, and of tried valour, refused to accept a challenge sent him by a young adventurer; but returned the following answer: ‘I fear not your sword, but the anger of my God. I dare venture my life in a good cause, but cannot hazard my soul in a bad one. I will charge up to the cannon's mouth, for the good of my country; but I want courage to storm hell.’
A GLIMPSE OF COSMOGRAPHY.
A STRANGER being much addicted to lying, was telling to a gaping croud the many countries and cities he had been in; when one of the company asked him, if he had ever been in Cosmography. The stranger, thinking this the name of some city, said, ‘We saw it at a distance, but could not visit it, being in great haste.’
THE WOODEN GOD.
A PORTUGUESE sculptor, who was suspected of free-thinking, was at the point of death. A Jesuit, who came to confess him, holding a crucifix before his eyes, said, ‘Behold that God you have so much offended. Do you recollect him now?’ ' Alas! yes, Father,' replied the dying man; it was I, who made him.'
A RECEIPT, BY WHICH TWO MEN CAN MAKE FIFTY ARMED MEN RUN.
A traveller, relating some wonderful adventures, which happened to him in his travels through Egypt, told the company, that he and his servant made fifty armed Arabs run. Which startling them, his servant observed, there was no great matter in that; ' For,' says he, ‘we ran, and they ran after us.’
AN INDISPUTABLE FACT.
ON the inquest taken on the body of a poor taylor, who lately cut his throat; a journeyman of the deceased was examined touching the evident signs of lunacy betrayed by the deceased, [Page 223] previous to his committing the horrid act. The journeyman, when after speaking of him as an honest and sober minded person, solemnly declared on his oath, that he never knew his master guilty of such an act before, in all his life.
A SOLDIER'S REPLY.
A soldier passing through a country village, a large mastiff ran at him, and he stabbed the dog with a spear, he had in his hand. The master of the dog carried the soldier before a justice of the peace, who asked him, why he had not rather struck at the dog with the butt end of his weapon. ' So I should,' said the soldier, ‘if the dog had run at me with his tail.’
STORY OF AN ASS, WHO CONTRADICTED HIS MASTER.
A MAN went to borrow an ass of a neighbour, who said the ass was not at home.— Meanwhile the animal happened to bray: upon which the borrower exclaimed, ‘How! did you not tell me the ass was not at home? you certainly meant to deceive, for I hear him bray.’ The other replied, in a great passion, ‘Why neighbour, will you take the ass's word before mine?’
A HANGING MATTER.
TWO fellows meeting, one asked the other, why he looked so sad. ‘I have very good reason for it,’ answered the other; ‘poor Jack Wilson, the greatest crony, and best friend I had in the world, was hanged but two days ago.’ — 'What had he done?' said the first. 'Alas,' replied the other, ‘he did no more than you or I should have done on the like occasion; he found a halter in a man's pasture, and carried it off.’ 'What!' answered the other, ‘hang a man, for finding a halter? That is hard, indeed.’ ‘To tell the truth of the matter,’ said the other, ‘there was a horse at one end of it.’
A DISQUISITION ON COLOURS.
THREE citizens walking in the fields, one said, ‘We shall have a great year of blackberries; for’ said he, 'the last week I plucked a handful of the finest red blackberries, that I ever saw.' A second person laughed at him, saying red blackberries is a bull. But the third person, with much gravity, justified what the former had said, and very sagely asked, ‘Are not blackberries always red when they are green?’
A RECEIPT TO PREVENT ANY BAD ACCIDENT BY FALLING FROM A TREE.
A PEASANT, having ascended a chesnut tree, to gather the nuts, fell down and broke his leg. Minaco, a wag, comforting him, said, that if he would follow his advice, he should never have another fall from a tree; the peasant, begging, with great earnestness, to hear the receipt. Minaco said, ‘Never come down, faster than you go up.’
THE MAN OF FEELING.
A SWISS Captain, burying pell-mell in the field of battle both the dead and the wounded, it was represented to him, that some of those, whom he thus buried, were not quite dead, and with care might perhaps recover. 'Poh! poh!' said he, ‘if you take their word for it, there is not a man of them will own himself dead.’
THE MAN OF FAILING.
THE late Colonel Chatres, reflecting on his ill life and character, told Mr. Garrick, that if such a thing, as a good name, was to be purchased [Page 226] with money, he would freely give ten thousand pounds for one. Mr. Garrick told him, it would certainly be the worst bargain he ever made in his life. 'Why so?' said the honest Colonel.— ' Because,' answered Garrick, ‘you would lose it again in less than a week.’
SURPRISING INSTANCE OF FORGETFULNESS.
A COUNTRY Clergyman meeting a neighbour, who never came to church, although an old fellow of above sixty years of age; the pious priest gave him some severe reproof on that account, and asked him, if he ever read his bible at home. 'No,' replied the old man, 'I cannot read.' 'Now, I dare say,' said the parson, ‘you do not know who made you.’ 'Not I, in good truth,' cried the countryman. A little boy happened to come by at the same time; ‘Who made you, child?’ said the parson. 'God, Sir,' answered the boy. 'Why, look you there,' quoth the honest clergyman, ‘are you not ashamed to hear a child of four or five years old tell me, who made him, when you, that are so old a man, cannot?’ ' Ah!' said the countryman, ‘ it is no wonder, that he should remember, he was made but the other day; you must know, it is a long while since I was made.’
A DOUBTFUL CASE.
A SCHOLAR, meeting a man, said to him, with great seeming surprise, ‘Bless me, Sir, I heard you was dead.’ To which the other answered, ‘Oh! no; it is not true; you see I am still alive.’ The scholar replied, ‘Perhaps you are; but, upon my word, I don't know how to believe you, for he, who told me you were dead, is a man of much more credit than you.’
AN UNACCOUNTABLE WHIM.
A PERSON, happening to call one day upon an old acquaintance, found him exercising his wife with a leather strap; and being hurt at the ungenerous task, undertaken by his friend, he begged him, by all the ties of honour, to forbear; at the same time asking him the occasion of such severe treatment. ‘The occasion is,’ said the enraged husband, ‘she will not be mistress in her own house.’ His friend expressed great astonishment at the answer, and observed, ‘The omission was such as he believed no woman ever gave her husband occasion to thrash her for before.’ 'Ah! by the lord,' said the husband, 'my wife won't be mistress, because she wants to 'be master.
A VIRGIN'S REQUEST.
A YOUNG blooming girl, being warmly importuned by her lover for the last favour, said to him, ‘I will grant your request, after you have granted mine, which is, for you to give me what you have not, what you cannot have, and yet may easily give me—A HUSBAND.’
FRUITLESS PRECAUTION.
A GREAT philosopher sealed a wine vessel he had, but his servant bored a hole in the bottom, and stole the liquor. He was astonished at the liquor's diminishing, though the seal was entire; and another saying, ‘Perhaps, it is taken out at the bottom,’ the philosopher answered, ‘Most foolish of men, it is not the under part, but the upper that is deficient.’
A REMARKABLE CASE.
A SCHOLAR, wanting money, sold his books, and wrote to his father in the following manner: ‘Rejoice with me, my dear father, for now my books maintain me.’
NOUGHT'S WIFE.
A MR. Dobson, who was famed for nothing but his stupidity and indolence, as he was going from home one day, was desired by his wife not to be gone so much, as she was afraid to be left alone so much. 'Poh! Poh!' said he, 'nought 'is never in danger. 'I know that, very well,' said she, 'but nought's wife is.'
THE DEAF MAN STUNNED.
ALTHOUGH the infirmities of nature are not proper subjects to be made a jest of, yet when people take a great deal of pains to conceal what every body knows, there is nothing more ridiculous: Of this sort was old Smith, the player, who, being very deaf, did not care any body should know it. Honest Joe Miller, going with a friend one day along Fleet-Street, and seeing old Smith on the other side of the way, told his acquaintance, he should see some sport: so beckoning to Smith with his finger, and stretching open his mouth as wide as he could, as if he halloed to him, though he said nothing, the old fellow came puffing from the other side of the way. ‘What a pox,’ said he, ‘do you make such a noise for? do you mean to stun me, or do you think I am deaf and cannot hear you.’
TIT FOR TAT.
A COUNTRY fellow was just come to London, gaping about in every shop he came to, at last he came to [...] lottery office, where seeing only one man sitting at a desk, he could not imagine what commodity was sold there; but calling to the clerk, 'Pray Sir,' said he, ‘what do you keep to sell here?’ 'Loggerheads,' cried the clerk. 'Do you,' answered the countryman: ‘by the living jingo, then, you have a special good trade, for I see you have but one loggerhead left.’
REMARKABLE ACCIDENT OF A GUN, WHICH WENT OFF, WITHOUT BEING CHARGED.
A GENTLEMAN in England, in the reign of Queen Elizabeth, owned a gun, which was made in such a wonderful manner, and of such a curious construction, that it really went off (upon a thief's coming into the house) although it was not charged. This affair excited great speculation among the learned; but the owner of the gun confessed, it was the thief carried it off, and what was worse, before he had time to charge him with it.
THE POOR SCHOLAR.
A BEGGAR asking alms under the name of a poor scholar, a gentleman, to whom he applied himself, asked him a question in Latin, the poor fellow, shaking his head, said, he did not understand him: 'Why' said the gentleman ‘did you not just now tell me you were a poor scholar?’ 'Yes,' replied the other, ‘ a poor one indeed, Sir, for I do not understand one word of Latin.’
THE BLOODY-MINDED PARSON.
‘YOUR unchristian virulence against me,’ said a clergyman, ‘will cost hundreds of people their lives.’ This menace brought the author into trouble; he was cited to a court of justice, and charged with harbouring the most bloody designs against his fellow subjects. However, it was proved in court that his real meaning was, if he was not allowed to preach, he would practice as a physician.
THE OLD SPORSTMAN OUTWITTED.
A BRIDEGOOM, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said unto her; ‘When I solicited your chastity, if you had condescended, [Page 232] I would never have made you my wife, for I did it only to try thee.’ 'Faith!' said she, ‘I did imagine as much, but I had been cozened so three or four times before, and I was resolved not to be fooled so again.’
THE GREAT BISHOP'S BEARD.
A BISHOP, being at a table, let some of his victuals drop on his beard, which was most extravagantly long, his new butler said to him with the greatest simplicity, ‘My lord there is something on the beard of your greatness;’ but seeing the austere Bishop frown at him, in the most solemn manner; he immediately thought he had expressed himself improperly, and explained by saying ‘My lord there is something on the greatness of your beard.’
THE GENEROUS CONQUEROR.
TWO men fighting a duel, one overthrew the other, and disarmed him. ‘Now beg your life of me and take it;’ said he, ‘you are now at my mercy.’ 'I will die first:' answered the other. ' Nay, saith,' he replied, ‘if your life is not worth your asking, it is not worth my taking;’ and so he let him depart, with a whole skin.
ILL EFFECTS OF EARLY RISING.
A father blaming his son for not rising early in the morning, gave him an example of one, who, going abroad early, found a purse of gold. ' Ay, father,' said the son, ‘but was not he abroad earlier, who lost the purse?’
UNFORTUNATE SPECULATION.
A GENTLEMAN lately returned from the East Indies, enquired of his neighbour, after a very particular friend of his, who was hanged soon after he left the country, for forgery, was told that he made some speculations, 'and died soon after. 'And did he continue in the grocery line?' cried the former. 'Oh! no,' (answered the other) 'he was quite in a different line when he died.
THE CONTENTED WIFE.
A VERY beautiful Lady, who had been a celebrated coquette, having married a remakably ugly husband, was ask how it was possible she could put up with such a husband, answered, ‘Gallants ought to be handsome, but husbands as it pleases God.’
HORSEMANSHIP.
AN Irish sailor, as he was riding, made a stop for a few minutes—The horse in beating off the flies, caught his hind foot in the stirrup; the sailor observing it, said, ‘How now, dobbin, if you are going to get on, I'll get off, for damme if I'll ride double with you.’
EXTREME MODESTY.
A PHYSICIAN went to visit a young lady, daughter of a nobleman. Desiring her arm, to feel her pulse, the damsel from pride, covered the place with the sleeve of her shift. The Physician also drew down his coat sleeve, and applying it, said, ' A linen pulse must have a woolen Physician.'
LAW EXPLAINED.
A POOR fellow, condemned to be hung, told the late Justice Burnet, it was a very hard thing, to be hanged for stealing a horse. ‘No, friend,’ said the Judge, you are not hanged for stealing 'a horse; but that horses may not be stolen.'
THE PARSON BROUGHT TO TERMS.
THE famous Sir George Rooke, when he was a Captain of Marines, was quartered at a village, where he buried a pretty many of his men; at length the parson refused to perform the ceremony of their interment any more unless he was paid for it; which being told Captain Rooke, he ordered six men of his company to carry the corpse of the soldier then dead, and lay him upon the parson's hall table. This so embarrassed the priest, that he sent the Captain word, if he would fetch the man away, he would bury him and all his company for nothing.
SIGNS OF CIVILIZATION.
THE writer of a modern book of Travels, relating the particulars of his being cast away on an unknown shore, thus concludes:
‘After having walked eleven hours without tracing the print of a human soot, to my great comfort and delight, I saw a man hanging upon a gibbet, my pleasure at seeing this cheering prospect was inexpressible, for it convinced me, that I was in a civilized country.’
A PERFECT HUNCH-BACK.
A GOOD friar, preaching upon the wonderful power of God, said, he had never created any thing but what was perfect in its kind, a round-shouldered wag, waiting for him at the door, said, ‘Father, I thank you for your sermon; but do you really think that I am perfect in my kind?’ 'Yes,' said the father gravely, ‘ you are surely a very perfect hunch-back.’
HOW TO CUT A CHEESE IN THE BEST PLACE.
DANIEL Burgess, supping with a gentlewoman of his acquaintance, and a large uncut Cheshire cheese being brought upon the table; he asked her, where he should cut it. She replied, 'Where you please, Mr. Burgess.' Upon which he gave it to a servant in waiting, bade him carry it to his house, and he would cut it at home.
PRAYER AT SEA.
AN atheistical fellow, in a storm at sea, began to use this rhetoric to God for his life: ‘O Lord, I beseech thee to hear my prayer at this time, for thou knowest I trouble thee but seldom.’
HISTORICAL ANECDOTE.
THE Marshal de Grammont besieging a place, the Governour capitulated, after a slight resistance. When the Governour walked out, he said to the Marshal, ‘I will confess to you, in confidence, that I only asked to capitulate, because I wanted powder.’ ‘To return your confidence,’ answered the Marshal, I only granted your 'demand, because I wanted ball.'
SUM TOTAL OF A LORD MAYOR'S TALENTS.
KING James the Second passing through Colchester, it was resolved, that the Mayor should compliment him on his arrival. It so happened, that this chief magistrate was eminently stupid (which is looked upon as no strange thing in England). The town-clerk was appointed to attend him at his back, and whisper what he was to say to the King. When they came into his Majesty's presence, the clerk, desiring to encourage the mayor, whispered, ‘Hold up your head and look like a man.’ ‘Hold up your head and look like a man!’ did the mayor bawl to the King. The clerk, astonished, whispered, ‘What the devil do you mean?’ The mayor bawled out, ‘What the devil do you mean?’ The clerk, sweating with fear [Page 238] and vexation, whispered, 'By Heaven! you will ruin us all.' The mayor immediately repeated, ' By Heaven! you will ruin us all.' The clerk, in a violent rage, said, ‘Oh! you blundering puppy, I wish you had never come here.’ The mayor again bawled, ‘Oh! you blundering puppy, I wish you had never come here.’ The clerk on this immediately took to his heels, and the mayor followed him, leaving the King in a violent fit of laughter, though not without rage.
SPECIMEN OF ENGLISH SKILL IN WIT AND WARFARE.
AN English and a French gentleman had a dispute, which nation most excelled in wit. The English gentleman insisted, that wit was common in England, even among the mob; and to convince the Frenchman of the English superiority, he carried him to Charing-Cross, where a man stood in the pillory, for keeping a disorderly house. The populace, looking on it as an inconsiderable offence, did not throw any thing at him, or ill treat him, as is usual for crimes of a different nature; therefore the fellow was quite easy and unconcerned, and lifted the upper part of the pillory, sometimes higher, and then let it lower again, just to suit himself. Upon which one of the spectators, who stood there with a load upon his head, seeing [Page 239] the offender so dextrous, said, ‘It is my opinion, this fellow has served his time to the pillory, he is so handy about it.’ To which a droll rogue, in a leather apron, replied, ‘Served his time to it! why you may be sure he has; for do you not see he is set up for himself?’ ' Set up!' says another, ‘How can you say he is set up, when you see he is standing up?’ ‘Why you foolish dog,’ says another, ‘do you not know it is a standing business?’ And now a fellow in a woolen cap calls out to the man in the pillory, ' Harkee, 'Cockey, says he, ‘had you not rather jokes should fly about than the rotten eggs?’ ‘Aye, sure enough, master,’ replies the man in the pillory, ‘though it was on account of some sort of jokes, that I got my head into this hole.’ At this time, a wheelbarrow woman added one more to the assembly; when a blacksmith accosts her with, ‘Well, Moll, what brought you here?’ To which she answered, ‘Curiosity and my legs, Jack; now I hope the fool is answered.’ ' Fool!' says the fellow, ‘what do you mean by that, you slut?’ Why' rejoined she, ‘you must be a fool, because you can neither read nor write.’ ' Very true,' replied the blacksmith, ‘but I can set my mark!’ and immediately striking her in the face, gave her a black eye: this brought on a battle between the blacksmith, and a sailor, who took the woman's part; in a few moments the blacksmith, two colliers and a chimney-sweeper joined in the contest. The French seeing the English fight so like bull-dogs, said ' The English shine in 'WAR, as well as WIT,
ORATORY.
WHEN Sir Richard Steele was fitting up his great room in York buildings, which he intended for public orations, he happened at a time to be pretty much behindhand with his workmen; and coming one day amongst them, to see how they went forward, he ordered one of them to get into the rostrum and make a speech, that he might observe, how it could be heard. The fellow mounting, and scratching his pate, told him he knew not what to say, for in truth he was no orator. 'Oh!' said Sir Richard, 'no matter for that; speak any thing that comes uppermost. ' Why, here, Sir Richard,' says the fellow, ‘we have been working for you these six weeks, and cannot get one penny of money; pray, Sir, when do you intend to pay us?’ ' Very well, very well,' said Sir Richard, ‘Pray, come down, I have heard enough; I must own, you speak very distinctly, but I cannot say I like your subject.’
THE GOOSE AND HIS LORDSHIP.
A NOBLE lord asked a clergyman, who dined with him, why the goose, if there was one, was always placed next to the parson. ‘Really,’ said the parson, ‘I can give no reason for it; but your question is so odd, that I shall never see a goose again, without thinking of your lordship.’
A ROGUE CAUGHT IN BAD COMPANY.
THE Duke of Ossona, being Viceroy of Naples, went on board the Spanish gallies, on a festival, to make use of his right of delivering one wretch from punishment. He interrogated many, and asked, why they came there. All excused themselves on various pretences, save one, who confessed his crimes, and said, that his punishment was too light for them. The Duke exclaimed, ‘Here, take away this villain; lest he should corrupt all these honest men!’ and he instantly set him free.
COUNT DE GRANCE.
THE Count de Grancé being wounded in the knee with a musket ball, the surgeons made many incisions in the flesh to find it. The Count losing patience at last, asked them, why they cut and carved him so cruelly? ‘We are seeking the ball;’ said they. ‘Why the devil did you not speak before,’ said the Count, ‘I took it out myself and have it in my pocket.’
VOLTAIRE.
VOLTAIRE▪ having lampooned a nobleman, was one night in his way home, intercepted by him, and handsomely cudgelled for his licentious wit. Upon which Voltaire applied to the Duke of Orleans, who was then regent, and begged him to do justice in the affair. ' Sir', replied the regent smiling, ' it has been done already.'
THE LINGUIST.
A FELLOW who had picked up a few scraps of the French tongue, and was entirely ignorant of the Latin, accosted a gentleman, in French, ' Quelle heure est il, Monsieur?' [What o'clock is it, Sir?] To which the gentleman answered in Latin, ' Nescio.' [I don't know.] ‘D—mn it,’ said the fellow, ‘I did not think it was near so late!’ and ran off as if he had something of consequence to do.