THE BLIND BEGGAR OF BETHNAL GREEN. A DRAMATIC PERFORMANCE. With several Instructive and Entertaining Pieces.
THE BLIND BEGGAR OF BETHNAL GREEN.
A DRAMATIC PERFORMANCE: With several Instructive and Entertaining Pieces.
By ROBERT DODSLEY, Author of the Original Fables.
PHILADELPHIA: Printed and Sold by ROBERT BELL, in Third-Street. MDCCLXXVII.
1777.
To the Worthy PATRON, AND ENCOURAGER OF ALL HUMAN PROJECTS, AND DESIGNS, TO-MORROW.
THE following Pieces have most of them had the good fortune to be favourably received by some of your predecessors; how much of that honour I must place to the account of Indulgence, and how little to that of Merit, I doubt not but your great penetration will easily discover. You will however be so just, as to take into your consideration the author's want of that assistance and improvement which a liberal education bestows, and make such allowances for it as to your great wisdom and candour shall seem meet.
I shall perhaps be accused of presumption, in hoping that such small productions should live long enough to throw themselves at your feet, or feel the influence of that protection to which they aspire; but should they have the happiness to arrive at so distant a period, the utmost bounds of my ambition extend no farther than that they may be honour'd with a favourable recommendation from YOU to your Worthy Son and Successor, the NEXT DAY.
- The Blind BEGGAR, Mr. Berry.
- BESSY, his Daughter, Mrs. Clive.
- SIR WILLIAM MORLEY, in love with her, Mr. Cashell.
- WELFORD, in love with, and belov'd by her, Mr. Lowe.
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Suitors to BESSY as a Mistress,
- Lord RANBY, Mr. Ridout.
- JOHN SLY, Mr. Taswel.
- Neighbours, Passengers, &c.
SCENE, Bethnal Green, and the Beggar's House upon it.
THE BLIND BEGGAR OF BETHNAL GREEN.
SCENE I. The Beggars House.
TRUE, she is but a beggar's daughter, yet her person is a miracle; and her amiable qualities such as might well befit a better station. The fame of her uncommon beauty is now spread round the country, and every day produces some new rival of my happiness. How can I hope her heart will continue mine, against so many, and such powerful competitors? But him whom I most fear is Sir WILLIAM MORLEY; and her letter to me concerning him has alarm'd me. But here she comes.
SCENE II.
Ah Bessy! What is it you tell me? Surely you will not be so unkind!
You ought not, Welford, you cannot justly accuse me of unkindness!
Is it not unkind, to tell me you will marry Sir William Morley?
I will obey my father.
I am much afraid, Bessy, your duty to our father is not the only motive to your obedience [...] this affair.—Sir William has wealth and titles to bestow.
Now you are unkind, nay cruel, to think that any motive so mean as that of interest or vanity could have the least influence over me.
What can I think?
Think on the situation I am in; think on my father. Can I leave him, blind and helpless, to struggle with infirmity and want, when it is in my power to make his old age comfortable and happy?
That shall be no objection; no, [...]essy, whilst these hands can work, he never shall know want: Your father shall be mine, nay [...], a thousand times dearer to me than my own [...]
Why can I not requite such [...] love?
But Welford, suppose my fath [...] commands me to marry Sir William, would you [...] disobey him? 'Tis true, he is but a poor man, [...]eggar, yet he is my father; and the best of father [...] has been to me.
He is the best of men: and, if report say true, far from a common beggar.
Sometimes, indeed, I myself suspect that he is not what he seems; and what principally induces me to it is the extraordinary care he has taken of my education, instructing me himself, and teaching me a thousand things above my sphere of lise; and this is a further reason why I ought not to disobey him.
You shall not disobey him, I will not desire it. But suppose it were possible for me to gain his consent.
Then you have mine; for believe me, Welford, I can propose no happiness to myself, if not with you; and should I marry Sir William, it is only because I chuse rather to make myself unhappy than my father.
Unequall'd goodness! Surely he will not make you miserable, who are so afraid of making him so! And he is too wise to think all happiness confin'd to greatness.
I will go this instant to him, and try how far I can prevail. I hope your wishes will be in any favour.
Go: I dare not wish, lest they should be too much so. For how strongly soever I may be determined [Page 10] to obey my father, I fear that love will steal away my heart in spite of duty.
SCENE III. Bethnal Green.
So, boy, we are at our journey's end I find: come stay by me, there's a good boy.
Pray remember the blind!
I have nothing for you, friend. One cannot stir a step without being plagu'd with the cant of beggars.
'Tis an infamous thing in a trading country, that the poor are not some way or other employ'd.
I am afraid the rich are employed full as ill; and what is still worse, the poor are not the only beggars. Wants, real or imaginary, reach all states; and as some beg in rags, there are some not asham'd to beg even in velvet. All men are beggars in some shape or other; those only are scandalous ones, who beg by impudence what they should earn by merit.
SCENE IV.
Pray remember the blind!
So, neighbour, you are got to your old seat this afternoon.
Is not that my neighbour Greenfield?
Ay.
You have been in town, I suppose, what news?
I hear none, but that the Earl of Essex is dead this morning.
The earl of Essex dead! That's greater news to me than you imagine
I hope it is not bad.
No.
Here's my lord Ranby seems to be coming this way, as if he wanted to speak with you.
Does he? Well, I am prepar'd for him. This worthy man is one of those who has the goodness, because he thinks me poor, to solicit me to prostitute my daughter, and sell her virtue for his borrow'd gold.
Very charitable truly! and I don't doubt but you'll thank him as he deserves. Good bye.
I wish you a good walk.
SCENE V.
Well, honest beggar, have you thought of the proposals I made when I saw you last?
Yes, I have thought of you and your proposals with contempt.
With contempt!
Yes, my Lord, with contempt.
Don't be impudent, friend.
'Tis not I that am impudent, my Lord.
Hark ye, old fellow, were it not [...]or your daughter, your age should not protect your insolence.
And were it not for my age, young fellow, your quality should not protect yours.—Insolence! I'd have thee know, proud lord, my birth is at least equal to thine; and tho' now a beggar, I have not yet disgrac'd my family, as thou hast done. Go home, young man, and pay your debts, it will more become you than this infamous errand.
'Tis very well: but I shall perhaps make you repent this freedom.
Repent your own follies, child; no honest freedom ought to be repented of.
You are a brave fellow!
And you are not a brave fellow.
The old wretch confounds me so, I don't know what to say.
—I shall take a course with you, sir, for this impudence.
An idle course you have taken all your life; be wise, and mend it.
Damn him! Why should I talk to such a creature? I must enjoy his daughter however; and since fair means won't prevail, foul must.
What strange creatures are the greatest part of mankind! What a composition of contradictions! Always pursuing happiness, yet generally thro' such ways as lead to misery: admiring every virtue in others, indulging themselves in every vice: fond of fame, yet labouring for infamy. In so bad a world, [Page 13] the loss of sight is not really so great an evil as it may be apprehended.
SCENE VI. Bethnal Green.
Friend, if thou beest at leisure, I would commune with thee.
Is not that Mr. Sly?
John Sly, at thy service.
Well, friend Sly, what is your pleasure with me?
Thou hast a daughter, friend, whose charms I have beheld with the eye of wonder and admiration. [Page 14] As a goldfinch among sparrows, or as a peacock amongst fowls, even such is thy child amongst the daughters of men. Her beauty maketh the rose to blush with shame, and the lilly turneth pale with envy thereat. Ah, friend [...] what pity it were this innocent lamb should fall amongst wolves, and be devoured!
It were great pity indeed.
My soul m [...]lteth with compassion, yea, my heart is moved with affection unto her: Let her be mine hand-maid, and I will protect her from the pollutions of the ungodly.
And so, friend, thou would'st debauch my daughter thyself, that the wicked may not have the sin to answer for?
Nay, friend, thou should'st not call it debauching her. Come, come, I will make a proposition that shall please thee. Thou art a poor man, and thou knowest that I am rich; what part of my fortune shall I give unto her? Name the sum, and it shall be settled upon her according to thy direction.
How dare any man have the impudence to ask another the price of his virtue? Surely, friend, thou must be very glad that I am blind.
Why so, friend?
Because I cannot see how much like a rogue thou must now look. Out of my reach, vile hypocrite! or I will make thee feel the weight of my resentment.
Verily, friend, thou knowest not the ways of the world, nor the wisdom thereof—But I will not be cast down, the daughter may perhaps have more wi [...] than her father; I will try at least.
SCENE VII.
How shall I address him? Sure there is something venerable about this poor old man; something that commands more than common reverence and respect.
—I am come, sir, to speak with you about an affair that to me is of consequence, and I beg you will not think me importinent or troublesome.
Who is it that can be afraid of being impertinent to a poor beggar?
My name is Welford.
O, I know you very well, Mr. Welford; your father was formerly my very good friend and benefactor; I was sorry, poor gentleman, for his misfortunes; all he had, I think, was lost at sea.
'Tis true; and my chief misfortune in that loss, is, that it has depriv'd me of the power of making it your's.
I understand ye; you have a kindness for my daughter, and would have married her; I have heard something of it, and suppose that is the business you are come about, is it not?
It is; and I hope I shall have your consent.
Mr. Welford, I had a respect for your father, for his sake I have a regard for you; and as you have unhappily no fortune of your own, I would not have you do so imprudent a thing as to marry the daughter of a beggar.
I have already learnt not to place any part of my happiness in the enjoyment of riches; and [Page 16] my heart tells me, that the greatest pleasure I could have, would be to maintain you and your daughter by the honest labour of my hands.
Your intentions are very kind, and I don't doubt but your love to my daughter is sincere; but I would have you suppress it: For, to deal plainly with you, I have already determined to marry my daughter to sir William Morley.
But will you marry her to sir William against her consent?
I doubt not her consent; she never disobey'd me yet; and will not now, I dare say.
I know she will obey if you command? but surely, in an affair of so much consequence to her, you will have some regard to her own happiness. Let me only beg you to consider this, and then I leave it to your paternal affection. At present I will trouble you no further.
I have consider'd of it, and I hope she will consider of it too. I would not make my child unhappy, nor will I marry her against her mind: but sir William, besides the largeness of his fortune, is of so good-natur'd and agreeable a disposition, that I [Page 17] hope she will soon be won to taste the happiness of her condition, and then will thank me for my care.—Come, boy, the wind methinks blows cold here, we'll go to the other side of the green.
SCENE VIII.
I am very sensible, sir William, of the honour you do me in descending so much beneath yourself, as to think of marrying the daughter of a beggar.
My dear Bessy, talk not of inequality; true love forgets condition, and despises any thought so mean as that of interest.
Some would esteem such love at best but weakness. Nay you yourself, as passion cools, and reason gathers strength, perhaps may censure and regret as a folly, what now you seriously fancy to be love.
This, my Bessy, is impossible; as your beauties have subdu'd my heart, your virtues have endear'd, and will secure the conquest.
I wish, Sir William, you would excuse my fears; I was not born for grandeur, and dare not venture on a state so much above my rank.
So far from truth is that unjust pretence, that 'tis your present rank alone you are unfit for. You have not only beauty to adorn, but sense to support a higher.
I know you flatter me; but granting what you say were true, yet I had rather attend my father on this humble green, than run the risk of falling from that greatness which I neither covet nor deserve.
And am I then so much your aversion, that poverty, nay beggary itself, is preferable to wealth when brought by me? What risk, what hazard do you run? Do I not offer to marry you? Does not your father join with me in desiring your compliance? And ought not you to rejoice at the hopes of being protected from the insolence of those who daily invade your innocence, and attempt your chastity?—But we are interrupted. I'll go wait on your father home, and be with you again immediately.
SCENE IX.
Ha! my little cherubim, is not that the grave knight, that would fain seduce you to commit matrimony with him? Methinks he went away in the dumps, as if you had rejected his suit.
Suppose I did, sir, what then?
Why then, my dear, you did wisely. 'Tis as ridiculous for a beautiful woman to throw herself away upon a husband, in order to preserve her honour as it would be for a man of fortune to give away his estate for fear he should spend it.
I rather think it were as foolish for a woman to trust herself to a man without marriage, as it would be for a merchant to venture his ship to sea without insurance.
A husband, child, becomes your master; a gallant will continue your adorer and your slave.
A husband rather is the protector of that virtue which a gallant would rob me of, and then desert me.
Do you think then, that love is more likely to continue when it is constrain'd, than when it is free and voluntary?
I should think I had but small security for the continuance of his love, who was afraid of engaging with me any longer than from day to day.
What better security can you have from a gentleman, than his honour?
He that would refuse me all other security but his honour, I should be afraid had too little of that to be trusted.
Well then, my dear Bessy, to come close to the point, you cannot suspect my sincerity, since I have not desir'd you to trust entirely to my honour, but have offered to make you a handsome settlement.
But, my lord, as I don't like the terms, I hope I may be excus'd accepting it.
Come, come, child, since I find you are so very obstinate, that you will not accept of what is so much for your own good, I must be oblig'd to force you to it, my dear.
What do you mean, my lord?
Only to make you happy, my angel, whether you will or no.
O heaven, defend me!
Look ye, my dear, no noise, no struggling; it will avail you nothing.—But let me not forget to turn the key.
SCENE X.
Indeed, friend, thou should'st have done that before.
Curse on the sanctify'd hypocrite! What envious d [...]mon [...]sent him here?
Heaven rather sent him to preserve my virtue. O save me from the brutal violence of that monster [...]
Yea verily, I will protect thy virtue, and save thee—for myself.
—Friend, friend, why walkest thou in vanity? Verily, thou hast done the thing that is not right.—
Verily, friend, and so hast thou: And unless thou dost immediately return from whence [Page 21] thou camest, I will exalt the arm of flesh against thee, and thy iniquity shall be upon thy bones.
Hum! my spirit burneth within me, yea, my inward man is moved to wrath. Howbeit, I doubt he's stronger than I, therefore I will be peaceable, and try if I cannot gain my point by seeming to join with him.
—Restrain thy choler, friend; I mean not to disappoint thee; for, to confess the truth, I came with the same design myself; wherefore I may, peradventure, be of service unto thee, in persuading the virgin to yield unto our solicitations. What, say'st thou, shall I try?
And does the carnal passion lurk beneath this sober mask of sanctity? What the devil can he say to her! It must be a ridiculous scene, I'll hear it.
—Well, friend, pr'y thee try thy talent upon her; but, do ye hear, don't play false.
Thy self shall judge.
What means this parley? I don't like it.
Fair maiden, I am moved, yea I am stro [...]gly moved, and as it were push [...]d forth by the spirit towards thee: Suffer me therefore to entreat thee, and to prevail upon thee to answer the end of thy creation. The sun of thy beauty [...] my love as a plant; my soul l [...]ngeth, yea I do long exceedingly, to taste thy sweets, to feel the softeness of thy painting breast.—
First feel my hand, thou holy hypocrite.
What will become of me!
How like ye her salute? methinks she kiss'd you with a smack.
Verily, if her hand is the softest part of her, her heart must be exceeding hard.
I see no likelihood of prevailing with her [Page 22] by fair means; suppose we force her into my coach, and drive her to a little house I have about ten miles off, we shall there bring her to a compliance.
The proposal is good, and I will assist thee in it.
Come, madam, 'tis in vain to resist, you must along with us this instant.
For heaven's sake, my lord, forbear! Think on my poor blind father, and take not from him the support of his old age, his only child: alas! he will die distracted.
Off! 'tis vain.
Good heaven protect my virtue. Help! help!
SCENE XI.
Villains! what means this outrage?
Hell and furies! are we disappointed?
Unhand her, or this moment is thy last.
Hold! hold! I will: Have a care, the point may hurt one.
Base coward! why art thou so afraid to die? Shouldst thou not rather be asham'd to live?—How fares my love?
O my deliverer! my dear preserver! let my heart thank thee, for I cannot speak.
Don't tremble so, my dear; compose yourself; the danger's over; come, look up. Vile ravishers! how did you dare to rob the sacred dwelling of this poor old man? did you not think the gods would take his part?
The god of love, methinks, should have taken ours; and if he had been true to his character he would.
SCENE XII.
O my dear father! do I live to see you once again?
What means my child?
Ay, now we shall have a dismal story, how a trembling dove escap'd the bloody pounces of a hawk.
Or how an innocent lamb was snatch'd from the jaws of a devouring wolf.
And can you know your character so well, and not detest yourselves?
Are not these, lord Ranby and friend Sly? What has been done?
Nothing, indeed.
These wicked men had form'd a base design against my virtue; and would even now have forc'd me from you, had not the friendly arm of my dear Welford, that instant interpos'd to save me. Forgive me, father, that I call him dear, I owe my virtue and my life to his protection.
Unworthy men! what had I done, that you should wish to make my old age miserable?
We did not think of thy old age at all, but of thy daughter's youth and beauty.
Which I will this instant put beyond the reach of your ungenerous and ungovern'd passions. Sir William, my daughter's virtue—
My dearest father, suffer me a word, and I have done. The worth and honour of Sir William Morley are what I highly do esteem; and if 'tis your command that I must marry him, so much I value your repose beyond my own, that I will sacrifice my happiness to my obedience, and endeavour to give my heart where you command my hand. But O, forgive me, whilst I freely own, I feel my heart would wish it otherwise.
Let me proceed. My daughter's virtue, sir William—has conquer'd me. I did design to have given her to your honest love; but you yourself will own I ought not to compel a child so gentle, and so tender of me. Can I make her miserable, who prefers my happiness to her own?
I own your justice, tho' my heart would fain plead against it. Dear Bessy, I will endeavour to subdue that love, which cannot make me happy, since it would make you miserable.
Generous and kind!
Well, there is a pleasure after all in virtue, which we loose fellows know not how to taste.
Welford, come hither. Your father was a worthy man, and my good friend; his bounty oft relieved my seeming want, and his good nature took me to his friendship. I am glad to find that you inherit his worth, tho' not his fortune. My daughter loves you; receive her therefore from my grateful hand, and with her full five thousand pounds in gold.
Five thousand pounds!
Be not surpriz'd. Tho' long conceal'd upon this green, beneath the poor appearance of a beggar, I am no other than sir Simon Montford, whom the world thinks dead some years ago. Here I have liv'd, and sav'd these poor remains of a once noble fortune.
I'm in amaze, and scarce know whether I should believe my senses! why did my father conceal himself so long from me?
It was necessary, child: but now I need no longer hide me from the world. The Earl of Essex, who long sought my life, this morning died. The reason of his enmity was this: His father, who was standard-bearer in an engagement against the Welch, where I had some command, most cowardly gave way, and occasion'd the loss of the battle; which when I upbraided him with, he gave me the lye, call'd me villain, and would have laid the blame on me. On this I challeng'd him, and it being his ill fortune to fall by my hand, I have ever since been oblig'd to conceal myself from the revenge of his son.
My dear Bessy, the surprize of this sudden turn in our favour, has taken from me the power of expression.
If your joy is but equal to mine, I am happy.
DUETT.
Dear father, let me indulge the joy to call you so, the happiness you give me with your daughter, is half destroyed by this unexpected fortune. The pleasure I had promised myself in labouring with my hands to maintain the father of my love, is now no more; but let me still rejoice, that by this means.
THE KING AND THE PRIEST: BEING AN ATTEMPT TO INTRODUCE UPON THE STA [...] A NEW SPECIES OF PANTOMIME.
- [Page]PAGAN, Jewish, Roman, and Mahometan PRIESTS properly habited.
- TYRANNY, in a coat of mail, a Gothic crown on his head, and chains in his hand.
- IMPOSTURE, a phantom dress'd up by the priests with a cloak, mask, &c.
- TRUTH, a beautiful woman dress'd in white, with great plainness and simplicity.
- LIBERTY, drest in her hair, with a flowing robe, a wand, &c.
- ZEAL, has a fool's cap on his head painted with flames, a book in his hand, which he seems to read now and then, casting up his eyes to heaven, and beating his breast with great violence.
- PERSECUTION, has an axe in one hand and a lighted firebrand in the other.
- AMBITION, is magnificently drest with stars, ribbons, coronets, and other ensigns of civil honour, eyeing them often.
- CORRUPTION, has a large bag of money in one hand, and a serpent in the other.
- PHILOSOPHERS in Grecian habits.
- The ARTS and the MUSES from antiquity.
THE KING AND THE PRIEST.
The curtain rises to solemn musick, but something harsh and dissonant, and discovers a magnificent temple; where a cabal of Egyptian Priests, Jewish Rabbins, Mahometan Mufti's, a Pope, a Cardinal, Jesuit, and Capuchin seem in close combination, and are all earnestly employed in dressing up the figure of IMPOSTURE. After a while they seem by their whispering, nodding, winking and sneering amongst themselves, to have adjusted matters very much to their own satisfaction. A large cloak is thrown over the shoulders of the figure, to hide its deformities; a mask of a fine compos'd grave air is clapt upon its ugly visage: and several others, curiously delineated for all occasions, are cunningly disposed of beneath the cloak: which done, the Priests withdraw. Then enters a band of ancient Philosophers, properly habited; who, examining the figure of IMPOSTURE with great care, seem to debate amongst themselves with calmness and moderation; and at length, having pull'd off its cloak and mask, and discover'd and expos'd its strange features and monstrous deformities, they are just upon the point of demolishing the figure, when the priests re-enter, leading in TYRANNY, with all the ensigns and officers of Civil Power attending him: by the assistance of whom, the Philosophers are driven of the stage, and IMPOSTURE is again invested with its cloak and mask. The Priests making obeisance to the Civil Power, seem to beg the continuance of his protection, and the chief of them addresses himself to TYRANNY, in the following manner.
[Page 31][Page 33] ZEAL, leading PERSECUTION, goes out one way; and CORRUPTION, leading AMBITION, the other. Then enter the MUSES and the liberal ARTS, with proper habits and ensigns, who seem to beg protection of the Priests and the Civil Power; but being commanded to fall down and worship the figure of IMPOSTURE, they refuse; upon which they are immediately chain'd and fetter'd, and cast down bound before it.
And now the Civil and Ecclesiastical Powers seem perfectly secure; they shake hands, they embrace, and after a formal solemn dance, in which they alternately bow and reverence each other, they are walking off the stage, when they meet with the Goddess of LIBERTY, who leads in the Philosophers, walks boldly up to the figure of IMPOSTURE, and striking it with her wand, speaks as follows.
Then waving her wand, IMPOSTURE immediately sinks; and the Goddess of TRUTH, array'd in robes of white, yet drest with the greatest plainness and simplicity, arises in its room, whom LIBERTY addresses in the following▪
And now the Arts and Muses seem rejoic'd, they rise gradually upon their feet, their chains are taken off by LIBERTY, who leads up a dance, in which the Philosophers join with the Muses, all of them in the dance making frequent obeisance to the Goddess of TRUTH.
During all this, the powers of Tyranny and Priestcraft are in great dread and confusion. Tyranny threatens with his sword, and the Priest wields a thunder-bolt; but ineffectual and in vain; for at the end of the dance, TRUTH and LIBERTY advancing fearless to their opposites, they drop their weapons and submit. After which, LIBERTY, addressing herself to them, speaks as follows.
POEMS AND ESSAYS ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS. BY THE SAME AUTHOR.
[...]N GOOD and ILL-NATURE.
THE CAVE OF POPE. A PROPHESY.
MODERN REASONING. An EPISTLE.
RELIGION. A SIMILE.
PAIN and PATIENCE. An ODE.
KITTY. A PASTORAL.
The WIFE. A FRAGMENT.
Amongst the neighbouring youths who strove to gain FIDELIA'S heart, LYSANDER made his addresses. He was a younger brother, of a good family, but small fortune. His person was handsome and genteel, his manners easy and engaging. With these advantages he soon obtain'd a place in young FIDELIA's heart; and, as her fortune, which was very considerable, was in her own dispose, there was no obstacle to their happiness; with all the eloquence of a lover, he press'd the consummation of his wishes, a [Page 57] tender softness pleads within her breast, she yields to the force of his perswasions, and they are married.
Who can express the pleasures which they now enjoy? To make her happy seem'd the scope of all his actions, and such a growing fondness warm'd her heart, that every day endear'd him more and more. The fortune which she brought, he managed with prudence and discretion; and the pleasure which he found in her sweet behaviour, and inchanting beauties, repaid his cares with interest. Thus flew the hours, wing'd with delight; the day pass'd not without some new endearment; and the night felt nameless raptures, or serene repose.
Before the end of two years their loves wer [...] crown'd with a smiling boy. If any thing could encrease their fondness of each other, 'twas this engaging pledge of their affection. But, alas! how variable is the heart of man! how easily are his passions inflam'd! how soon his best affections alter'd! and reason, which should be his guide, is but as the light of a candle, which the least gust of passion can puff out, and quite extinguish. Of this unhappy truth, LYSANDER soon became a fatal instance.
It happen'd at this time, whether by accident of design, I know not, that a creature of exquisite beauty, but of infamous character, came to lodge exactly over against the house of this, till then, most happy pair. As LYSANDER was not only possest of a handsome person, but now also of an ample fortune, immediately a thousand arts were try'd by this inveigling harlot, to attract his observation, and if possible to ensnare his heart. At her window, in his sight, she would appear in a loose and tempting dishabille. Now in a seeming negligence discover white her naked breasts, then with a leering smile pretend [Page 58] to hide them from his sight. Her wanton eyes, all sparkling with delight, she now would fix with eagerness upon him; then in a soft and languishing air by slow degrees withdraw, yet looking back as loath to leave the place.
As LYSANDER had too much experience of the world, not to understand this amorous language, so his heart was too susceptible of the tender passion, not to feel its force. And unable to withstand the daily repetition of these provoking temptations, he at last determin'd to go over privately one evening and make her a visit. It will be needless to say he was kindly receiv'd, how kindly, will be better imagin'd than express'd. Here had he stop'd, this one transgression might have been forgiven: But such was his infatuation, that from this time his visits became frequent: he was so intoxicated with her charms (for indeed she was handsome) and so bewitch'd with her alluring blandishments, that the modest beauty of his fair and virtuous wife became at once neglected, and at length despis'd.
Poor FIDELIA! who can express the agonies of her heart when first the fatal secret she discover'd? Conscious on how many accounts she merited his love, pride and resentment for some time struggled with her affection; but such was the softness of her nature, such the tenderness of her passion, that she was not able to reproach him any other way than by a silent grief. Alone she pin'd, and like a lily in the secret vale droop'd her fair head, unfriended and unseen. Of what must be his heart, that such endearing softness could not melt, that such ingaging virtue sham'd not into goodness! But such is the nature of vice, that it hardens the heart to all humane and generous impressions. At first, perhaps, his virtue [Page 59] made some efforts in her favour; but the trouble it cost him to suppress them when the rage of his newkindled flame return'd, made him by degrees unwilling to indulge them. Thus endeavouring to smother all remains of gratitude or compassion, he became at length as insensible to her grief as to her wrongs.
Barbarian! how canst thou lavish on abandon'd vileness, that wealth, which love and unsuspecting virtue trusted to thy hand! how canst thou leave that angel sweetness, that untainted rose, for paint, polluted charms, and prostitution! how canst thou see thy tender innocent babe suck with its milk those griefdistilling drops, that fall incessant on her snowy breast, for thy unkind neglect! Unfeeling wretch! But what is man not capable to do, when blind with passion, harden'd with his guilt? Alas! this is but the beginning of her woes; and nothing to the grief this hapless fair one is ordain'd to suffer. Indifference is soon succeeded by ill nature and ill usage. He now no longer makes a secret of his base intrigue. Whole days and nights are spent in her lewd chambers, shameless and open in the sight of the world, and in the very face of his insulted, injur'd, unoffending wife.
But this was not enough. Home, and the sight of this affronted, yet still patient virtue, became uneasy and disgustful. He is therefore determin'd to remove her from him. But the means of bringing this about were as infamous, as the desire of doing it was cruel. His valet de chambre, whose name was Craven, had liv'd with him some years, and was a man whom he found to be capable of any villany he should think fit to employ him in. This man he prevail'd with, by large gifts and many promises, to conceal himself in FIDELIA'S bed-chamber, and continue there, said he [Page 60] to him, till after she is in bed; when I will come in and pretend to surprize you with her: and in the confusion which will follow, do you slip out of the room, and make your escape. This detestable scheme was no sooner concerted, than it was put in execution. He that very evening found means to hide himself in [...] chamber of this innocent lady, who at her usual h [...]ur repair'd to rest. After committing herself to heaven, and with a shower of tears bewailing her hard [...]ate, she clos'd her eyes in sleep. Protect her, heaven, support her in this hour, when he who should protect her and support, is basely undermining and be [...]ying her!
S [...]eep had no sooner clos'd her grief-swoln eyes, than her husband rush'd into the chamber, and with reign'd rage and frightful imprecations demanded the ad [...]terer. Surpriz'd with terror and astonishment she started from her sleep, and in a treambling voice [...] to know th' occasion of his anger. He gave no answer to her intreaties, but continuing his pre [...]ded rage, sought every corner of the room; and [...] beneath the bed at length pull'd out the hidden [...]. This unexpected sight, and the appearance of [...]o shocking a discovery, so terrify'd the poor amaz'd FIDELIA, that, for a time, her senses seem'd susupended. While thus her husband: Is this, madam, the truth, the purity which you so much pretended! Is this your innoce [...]ce! Is this the secret idol of your salse devotion! D [...]ssembling harlot! I long indeed have had suspicious what you were, at last I have pull'd off the m [...]sk, and my pretended saint is now detected. O heaven and earth! cry'd out FIDELIA, [...] you then believe me gu [...]lty! do you believe I know [...]ught of this [...]! that I encourag'd, or that I concea [...]'d him▪ Suspected what I am▪ good heaven, [Page 61] what am I? am I not your wife? would God I were not! O LYSANDER, there needed not this; my heart before was broke, why would you murder too my innocence? Your innocence! return'd the brute; and have you the assurance after this to talk of innocence? no, no, madam, I will not murder your innocence, the law shall do you justice. Saying this, he turn'd from her and was going to leave the room; when falling on her knees, and catching hold of his coat, in broken accents and a flood of tears, she th [...]s addrest him. O LYSANDER, O my dear husband! if yet it is permitted me to call you by that name, let me intreat, nay beg upon my knees, you will not th [...]s expose my yet untainted name to public infamy, not let the lep' [...]ous blast of scandal-bearing [...]ongues make foul my spotless honour. I shall not long stand in the way of your pleasures; my bursting heart can hold but very little while; O let me leave the world unblemish'd! then I shall die in peace, and my last parting breath shall bless and call you kind. But if I must not, as I sa [...]ly fear, I must not stay; O let me in some friendly darksome night, when not an eye can see me, steal from your house, my infant in my arms, and wandering to some lonely hutt, or distant village, die the [...]e unknown in silent grief, for I will ne'er complain, and save you the reproach of having us'd me thus.
This last proposal was the very thing he wish'd; so turning to her with a scornful look, he told her she might take her bra [...] and go whither she wou'd, as soon as she pleas'd; then breaking rudely from her, left her on the floor. What language can express the agonies she felt at this hard usage! she rose from the floor where his barbarity had left her, and putting on the meanest cloaths she had, went to the bed [Page 62] where lay her sleeping babe, kiss'd and wept over it for some time, then took it in her arms, and laying it to her breast, departed from her house that very night.
Here for the present let us leave this poor unhappy wandered, with providence her sole guide, and innocence her comfort; and turn to see what punishment will be prepar'd for her perfidious and inhuman husband. Now unrestrain'd he liv'd with his lewd paramour in all the heights of luxury and extravagance, and every pleasure for a while appear'd to wait on his command. But soon her wanton waste and boundless riot brought him to distress.
ROME'S PARDONS. A TALE.
AN EPISTLE TO STEPHEN DUCK, AT HIS FIRST COMING TO COURT.
ON RICHES. HUMBLY INSCRIB'D To the RIGHT HONOURABLE—
A LADY'S SALUTATION TO HER GARDEN IN THE COUNTRY.
AN EPIGRAM.
The KINGS of EUROPE. A JEST.
The PROGRESS of LOVE. A SONG.
SONG.
PLEASURE the best RELIGION; OR, The Right of Mankind to do what they will, asserted: WITH ANSWERS TO SEVERAL OBJECTIONS. AN IRONICAL DISCOURSE.
IN considering these words, I shall endeavour to show.
1 st, That if the ways of religion are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths the paths of peace, mankind must have a right to do what they will.
2 dly, I shall prove that there is no pleasure in the practice of any one virtue whatsoever, and consequently that virtue can be no part of that religion whose ways are ways of pleasantness.
3 dly, I shall answer some objections, and so conclude.
In the first place I am to show, that if the ways of religion are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are paths of peace, mankind must have a right to do what they will.
[Page 77] There is no proposition more evident, no maxim more generally [...]anted, than that liberty is essential to happiness. This therefore I hope will not be contested with me. Now I shall endeavour to prove, that the very essence of liberty consists in doing what one will. Man is a free agent; observe, I beseech you, the strength and conciseness of my reasoning; man, I say, is a free agent. Now whatsoever is a free agent, must be supposed in all circumstances to have a liberty of acting or not acting; therefore every man has a liberty of doing what he will. But some of you perhaps will object, that there is a difference between the liberty of doing what one will, and the right of so doing. Now, tho' the reasoning of the pu [...]pit might very well countenance me in such [...] trifling inaccuracy, yet I scorn to take sanctuary under so poor an indulgence. I will make this matter so plain, that the meanest capacity in this congregation shall most easily comprehend it. I love to preach to the common level of the common people; and this ought to be the rule of every preacher, who has not more at heart the ostentation of his own learning, than the instruction of his hearers. But to the point. Mankind have a right to happiness; liberty is essential to happiness; therefore every man has a right to liberty. Now if every man has a right to liberty, and and the very offence of liberty consists (as before asserted) in doing what one will, then every man has undoubtedly a right so to do. This reasoning is so d [...]ong and conclusive, that I am under no apprehension of its being thought that the privilege of the pulpit alone secures me from contradiction. The thing speaks itself, and every action we do confirms the truth of it. How ready are we upon all occasions to cry out, I will do so and so, or I will not do so [Page 78] and so? Now if mankind had not a right to do what they will, these phrases would be absurd and ridiculous. Besides, we have the authority of scripture to support this our opinion. St. Paul, speaking of a young man, says, let him do what he will he sinneth not. In the twelfth chapter of Deuteronomy it is written, we do here this day every man whatsoever is right in his own eyes. And in the twenty-fifth chapter of Leviticus, the Jews are commanded to proclaim liberty (that is, a right of doing what they will) throughout all the land, and to all the inhabitants thereof. N [...]y David, the man after God's own heart, declares, Psalm cxix. ver. 45. that he will walk at liberty. Now if any man shall pretend to say that these texts are not fairly quoted, I will show him a hundred texts in the very gravest authors more perversly quoted by half. And thus I think I have sufficiently prov'd, both from reason and scripture, that mankind have an undoubted right to do what they will.
2 dly, I am to prove. That there is no pleasure in the practice for any one virtue whatsoever, and consequently that virtue can be no part of that religion whose ways are ways of pleasantness.
Every body is sensible of, and cries out upon the mischiefs which arise from religious disputes. The warmth and animosity with which men are divided against each other, and the rage and fury with which they hate and persecute each other on account of their different opinions, are melancholy considerations. Happy were it for mankind, if a way could be found to put an end to th [...] tumu [...]uous extravagance, to tune their j [...]rring p [...]ssions, and unite them all [...] brotherly love and affection; and well would that [Page 79] man deserve from his fellow creatures who should accomplish the glorious task. Let us try what can be done.
It has been allow'd by the best divines, that the only end, or at least the chief motive, which God could have for creating us, was our own happiness: I shall therefore take this for granted, without enquiring any farther into the truth of it, and confine myself only to seek by what means this great end is best to be acquir'd.
Some late writers have made a great stir with virtue, the real, the intrinsick pleasures of virtue. But I am in hop [...]s that one single observation will be sufficient to establish it in the minds of all this good congregation, that pleasure and virtue are two different things. It is this: Mankind are natu [...]ally prone to seek their own pleasure or happiness, this is allow'd, this they are upbraided with, and on all hands blam'd for; but if their hypothesis is to be granted, who place happiness or pleasure in the practice of virtue, it will evidently follow that mankind are prone to virtue; which I am persuaded, my dear brethren, you all know and feel to be so far from truth, that I need not insist any further on the falsity of it. No, I believe it will easily be granted me, that the strongest bent of mankind is to what some call vices, but what I shall call natural pleasures, and which, if happiness is the end of our creation, must consequently be allowed to be the readiest means of accomplishing that end. But I am now, for the sake of some few who may be obstinate in this error of the happiness of virtue, and harden'd infidels with respect to the duty of natural pleasure; for the sake of such as these, I say, I am now to prove more particularly, that there is no [Page 81] such thing as happiness in the practice of any one virtue whatsoever.
Let us first try Charity.
Charity, according to St. Paul's definition of it [...] beareth all things, hopeth all things, believeth all things. Now I w [...]nder where the happiness or the sense of pract [...]sing such a virtue as this can lie? I appeal to all mankind, whether he that bea [...]eth all th [...]gs is not a great fool, whether he that hopeth all things is not a greater fool, and whether he that believeth all things is not the greatest fool of all? But ch [...]rity is said [...] cover a multitude of sins; so does hypocrisy, my beloved, as I doubt not but you all very [...]ll know: and if that is all that can be said for it, I think I have dispatch'd this pretended virtue with great dexteri [...]y▪
Let us try next what pleasure there is [...] the practice of Justice. Justice is that virtue which enjoins us to do and say what is right to every one with whom we converse or have any dealings. But do you think, my brethren, that it would be a very pleasant thing to be calling fool or knave at every turn? Now I [...] afraid this must be the case if we were to do strict justice to the greatest part of those with wh [...] [...] converse. And what would be the consequence? perpetual broils and quarrels. And can this be consistent with that religion, whose ways are way [...] of pleasantness, and all whose paths are peace? [...] persuaded, my beloved, you are convinced of the contrary; and that you will never be so foolish a [...] to practise this virtue in so obstinate a manne [...] as to [...] yourselves into such unpleasant and unpeaceful [...]. Besides, do but observe the common [...] of the world: Are all our nobles honourable? [...] [Page 82] all our clergy reverend? Who is there that supposeth it? Yet who refuseth them the titles? Nay, should we but direct a common letter to the dishonourable Lord A, or to the irreverend Parson B, however justly they might be directed, 'tis ten to one a Prosecution might ensue for scandal and defamation; so dangerous, [...]o imprudent, so unsafe is the practice of justice.
Let us hear next what Chastity can say for itself; that impudent virtue, which dares to contradict the very first command of God almighty, encrease and multiply. This virtue relates only to our commerce with the other sex; and would a man recommend himself to any woman by telling her that he was chaste? I fancy not. It is a cold uncomfortable quality, and the man that is born with it will do wisely to conceal his infirmity from all the world. But it will be said, perhaps, this virtue belongs in a more peculiar manner to the female sex. Let me ask you, my beloved; would any of you like a woman the better for coldness and indifference? I tell ye no. If then this pretended virtue will neither recommend a man to his mistress, nor a lady to her lover, of what use is it in the world? You will say, the honour of families is concerned in it; perhaps it may; let every man look to that as well as he can: but sure the peace and harmony of families depend on something else. I could, my beloved, but at present I will not push this virtue any further; but shall leave it to your own pious endeavours, and doubt not but to the utmost of your abilities you will strive to push it out of the world.
Let us now hear what the sneaking virtue of temperance can pretend to. Nature has given us appetites, [Page 83] and the goodness of heaven has abundantly furnished the world with agreeable gratifications; but this stern, this rigid pretender would debar us the enjoyment of them; would impiously contradict the good and gracious designs of heaven, and condemn us to fasting and mortification. But be not deceived with idle pretences; almighty wisdom has created nought in vain: the good things of this world were made to be enjoyed, and all our appetites were given to be indulg'd therein. Let us eat then, my beloved, and drink without measure; always remembering the words of the wise son of Sirach, What life is there to a man that is without wine? for it was good to make men glad. Yea, let us treasure up in our hearts that golden saying of Solomon, the wisest man on earth, There is nothing better for a man than that he should eat and drink, and make his soul enjoy made in his labour: for God giveth to a man that is good in his sight, wisdom and knowledge, and JOY. Thus you see, my brethren, that the wisdom and knowledge which God giveth is accompanied with joy; and he that pretendeth to either without out, his knowledge is vain, his wisdom is a misery and a burden unto him.
I could go on with great facility to all the other virtues; I could show the stupidity of Patience, the poor-spiritedness of Humility, the weakness of Goodnature, the folly and danger of Courage, and the absolute madness of Sincerity; but I doubt not that what I have said is sufficient to confirm you all in the worthy principles which have hitherto influenced all your actions. I appeal to your hearts, my beloved, whether I have not spoken their own sentments, and whether what I have said is not secretly whisper'd to every one of you from his own soul. I doubt not [Page 84] therefore of your hearty acquiescence in my second proposition, that there is no pleasure in the practice of any one virtue whatsover, and consequently that virtue can be no part of that religion whose ways are ways of pleasantness.
I proceed, then, in the third-and last place, to answer some trifling objections, and so conclude. And first, it may perhaps be objected on the behalf of Charity, that it is humane and generous to feel and compassionate the distresses and misfortunes of our fellow creatures. If a man is so utterly lost to all steadiness and fortitude of soul, as to be affected, or in the least moved with any thing that does not concern himself; to that man I have nothing to say; his heart perhaps may be so strangely constituted, that for aught I know it may be a pleasure to him to p [...]ty and relieve the miseries of others; but his case is so very uncommon, and so directly contrary to the general practice of the world, that it is not worth while to take up your time in exp [...]sing his weakness▪ especially as I am [...]ully persuaded there are but sew of you, if any, that envy him his pleasure, or will imitate him in it.
In the next place, it may be objected wi [...]h regard [...]o Justice, that the man that is not just and fair in all his dealings, very often runs the hazard of his life, and always of his character. I cannot help ow [...]ing there is some [...]uth in this objection, which I am persuaded you are all very sorry for. However, I hope you have sagacity enough to render it of no force, no consideration. The rule which I shall give you is only this; take particular care never to be [...]; For to confess the truth, it is not a desirable thing to be [...]ang'd, neither is it quite prudent to lose one's character.
[Page 85] Thirdly, it may perhaps be urg'd against the pleasures of Luxury and Concupiscence, that they expose a man to many incoveniences, such as the loss of time, health, fortune, character, and some few more such trifles as these. I am afraid we must also allow that there is some weight in this objection. But what then? the man that has not spirit enough to sacrifice these trifling considerations to the sublime pleasures of eating, drinking, and whoring, is undeserving of them. What are the pains of a fever or a [...]ur [...]eit, or what the loss of health, strength, and [...], in comparison with the voluptuous pleasures of a table, or the sprightly joys of midnight bowls? Is the loss of a nose to be brought in competition wi [...]h the dear delights that occasion'd it? The wretch who can be so ungrateful to think so, is unworthy to wear the honourable scar.
In fine, it may perhaps be objected against all manner of Vices in general, that they are the constant parents of anxiety, care, repentance and misery; and that [...] on the contrary is forever attended with health, peace, and pleasure. The contrast is strong, my beloved, it must be confess'd; but whether it is just or not, I am persuaded none of you know. What then shall I advise? or how shall I direct you? Suppose for once you should try, and enter on a course of Virtue: It cannot be more disagreeable than a course of physick, perhaps not so much so; and then, to use the doctor's phrase, it is perfectly safe, and cannot possibly do you any [...]. At first indeed, as you are quite strangers to the relish of it, it may seem something nauseous and unpalatable; but if you once get over the difficulty of the first trial, who knows, thro' custom, how agreeable [Page 86] it may become? Should it operate kindly, you will be as a man whose appetite thro' a long course of sickness has been so viciated as to nauseate every thing which would nourish and support him; and how delightful must be his surprize to find, upon his recovery, every thing that is good and wholesome, agreeable to his palate, and the establishment of his health following the rectitude of his appetite! If this should be your condition, who knows but you may live to be enamour'd of VIRTUE, to court her beauteous form, and cry out with the wise man in my text, Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace.
AN EPISTLE TO MR. POPE, Occasioned by his ESSAY on MAN.
THE Husband, Wife, and the Doctor. A MATRIMONIAL HISTORY. From the French of Monsieur De St. Evremont.
AT the time that Monsieur de Comminges was ambassador from the most Christian King to his M [...]jesty of Great Britain, there came to London a physician, who called himself an Irishman: This person passed for a great philosopher, and a mighty performer of wonders, according to the opinion of the credulous, and his own persuasion; and the method he took to cure the distemper'd, made him to be suspected in many places [...]or a magician.
Some persons of quality having intreated Monsieur de Comminges to send for him to his house, in order to see some of his prodigies, he was very willing to grant them that satisfaction, as well to gratify his natural curi [...]sity, as his complai [...]ance for them. So he sent notice to this pretended magician, to come to his home.
Upon the noise, which this news made in all parts of the town, the [...] of Monsieur de Comminges was soon filled with sick people, who came with a full assurance to be cured.
The Irishman made them wait for him some time; and after an impatient expectation, the s [...]k and curious saw him [...]rive with a grave, but simple c [...]tenance, which carried in it not the least mark of an impostor.
[Page 92] Monsieur de Comminges prepared himself to examine him nicely, hoping he should be able to enlarge himself at pleasure upon all that he had read in Van-Helmont and Bodin: but he could not effect it, to his great concern: for the crowd became so trouble-some, and the infirm pressed on so eagerly to be cured first, that they had much ado with menaces, and even force, to regulate their ranks.
This Irish physician ascribed all indispositions to spirits; and all infirmities, according to him, were possessions.
The first man that was presented to him, was one troubled with the gout and rheumatisms, which he had in vain endeavour'd to get cured of. Which our wonder-maker observing, "I have seen long ago, says he, this sort of spirits in Ireland. They are water-spirits which bring coldness, and excite superfluities of humours in these poor bodies. Thou evil spirit, who hast left the habitation of the waters, to come and afflict this miserable body, I command thee to abandon thy new abode, and to return to thy ancient habitation." Having said this, the sick man retired; and another was brought in his room, who complain'd he was tormented with melancholy vapours.
Indeed he was one of those whom we commonly call hypocondriacks, and sick of imagination, although they are but too much [...]o in effect. "Airy spirit, says the Irishman, Return into the air to exercise thy trade in raising of tempests, and stir up no more hurricanes in this sad and miserable body."
[Page 93] This sick person gave way to another who was disturbed, according to the opinion of our physician, with a puny hobgoblin, who would not have force enough to withstand his discourse a moment. He apprehended that he had found him out by certain marks, which did not appear to us; and smiling upon the assembly. "This sort of spirits, says he, are seldom troublesome, and almost always diverting."
In short, he knew every thing that related to spirits. He was acquainted with their numbers, their ranks, their names, their employments and functions; nay, he boasted that he understood the intrigues of demons, much better than the affairs of men.
You cannot imagine what a reputation he gain'd in a very little time. Catholicks and protestants came to him from all parts; and you would have said that the power of heaven was lodged in the hands of this man, when an unexpected adventure, destroyed the wonderful opinion which the puplic had entertain'd of him.
An English gentleman and his lady, who had been married for some time, came to seek some relief in his miracle-working virtue against certain spirits of discord, said they, which disturbed their marriage, and ruined the peace of their family.
The gentleman was about 45 years old, and look'd like a person of estate and quality. Methinks I have the lady yet before my eyes. She was about thirty years old, and was personable enough; but one might easily read in her face, that she had been much more handsome formerly. I have named the husband first, [Page 94] for the dignity of his rank; yet the wife would speak first, whether it was because she believ'd her self to be most tormented by her spirit, or that she was only excited with that ambition of talking, which is so natural to her sex.
"My husband, said she, is one of the best men in the world, I give him a thousand disquiets, and he gives me no fewer in his turn. I would willingly live comfortably with him, and should not fail of my desires, if a strange spirit, with which I feel myself possessed at certain times, did not make me so peevish and ill▪humour'd, that there's no enduring me. After these agitations are over, I return to my natural good humour; I then omit nothing that may serve to oblige my husband: But his demon possesses him, when mine forsakes me; and this husband of mine, who bears my transports so patiently, is a down-right fury to me, when I am myself. And alas! I endure no less from him, than he from me." Here stopt our lady, who in all appearance, stated her case truly; and the husband, who seem'd to be no less sincere then his wi [...]e, began his discourse, as follows:
"Whatever reason I have to complain of my wife's devil, I am however obliged to him, that he has not taught her to lie; for I must own that she has said nothing but what is lit [...]ally true. All the time that she appears to me [...]o be in these agitations, I am composed; but as soon as her spirit leaves her in peace, mine torments me in its turn; and as it inspires [...] with rew co [...]age, and new forces, I make her then know the dependance of a wife, and the [...] of a husband. Thus our lives pass in perpetual wa [...], [...]ither [...] or [...], which makes our [Page 95] condition as miserable as can be imagin'd. Thus Doctor, I have acquainted you with our case, and if you have a remedy for it, I desire you to be our deliverer. The cure of a distemper so strange as this of ours, will bring you no little honour."
"These are neither hobgoblins nor fairies, said the Irishman, they are spirits of the first order, and belong to Lucifer's legion: Proud demons, great enemies to obedience, and very hard to expel. You will not take it amiss, gentlemen, pursued he, turning to the assembly, if I examine my books a little; for I have occasion for words that are out of the common road." Upon this he withdrew into a close, in order to turn over his books and papers; and after he had tried a hundred forms, as too weak to combat such powerful enemies, he pitch'd at last upon one, that was able, as he pretended, to confound and expel all the devils in hell.
The first effect of the conjuration was upon himself; for his eyes began to rowl in his head, with so many grimaces and convulsions, that his patients might very well take him for a distracted man.
After he had stared and looked about him, he fixed his eyes at length upon this virtuous couple, and striking both of them with a wand, which cou'd not be without virtue: "Begone, ye spirits of dissention, says he, and exercise discord in hell, and by your departure let that happy union be re-established, which you have so impiously broken. Then he approached softly to the ears of the pretended possessed, and raising the tone of his voice, I hear you murmur devils, at the obedience which ye are forced to pay [Page 96] to me: But were ye to burst with madness ye must be gone. Depart, depart, and you my friends, go and enjoy that repose, which ye have been deprived of so long. 'Tis done, gentlemen, and I protest to you that I am all over in a sweat with the fatigue, which the opposition of these obstinate devils has given me. I believe I have had to do with two thousand spirits in my time, who all together have not given me so much pain and trouble as these." After this our Irishman retired, and all the company went out of the house, and our good couple returned to their lodgings, with a satisfaction more miraculous than the prodigy, which had been wrought in their favour.
When they came home, every thing appeared agreeable to them upon this new alteration of mind, which created a new disposition in their senses: They found a smiling air in every thing; they lookt upon themselves with pleasure, and were not wanting in sweet and tender words to express their love. But, vain delights, how little dependance is there upon your duration! And how unseasonably, do persons that are born to misfortunes rejoice, when they obtain one short moment of happiness.
Such was their tranquillity, when a lady of their acquaintance came, to acquaint them with the general joy of the town for their cure.
They answered this civility in a very obliging manner, and the usual compliments on this occasion being made and returned, the husband began a very pertinent conversation upon the happy condition they were now in, after so many miseries as they had [Page 97] endured. Our wife, either to cause a greater admiration of this miracle, or else to please her own malicious humour, enlarged herself with satisfaction upon the tricks which her devil had suggested to her, to torment her husband. Upon which, the husband jealous of the honour of his devil, or at least, of his own authority, gave her to understand, That she talked too feelingly of things past, the remembrance whereof was troublesome to him. He added, That considering all was now well, she ought to think of nothing else, but that obedience which a wife owes to her husband; as he would only consider on his side, how to make a lawful use of his privileges, in order to make their condition as happy for the future, as it had been unfortunate till now.
Our wife, who deeply resented the word obedience; but especially the cruel injunction to hold her tongue, brought all the arguments she cou'd think of, to prove an equality in marriage, saying, That the devils were not at such a distance, but they might be recalled, in case this equality was violated.
The lady above-mention'd, who was as discreet and judicious as any of her sex, wisely represented to her the duty of wives, and at the same time preached up the conduct and good management, that husbands are obliged to use. But her reasons, instead of composing, did but more incense her, so that she became more insupportable than before. You are in the right, dear wife, replied the husband, "The devils were not gone so far, but they might easily be recalled; or rather, you have been so kind to yours, that he resolves to continue with you, notwithstanding the positive command that was laid upon him to [Page 98] leave you. I am too weak of myself to be concerned alone with you and him; which obliges me to retire, exposed as I am to such an unequal combat. And I likewise retire, says she, with this spirit, that will not abandon me. He must be a very ill humour'd [...]ort of a devil indeed, if he is not more tractable than so troublesome a husband. Then turning towards her friend: Before I go, said she to her. I am glad I have an occasion, madam, to tell you freely, that I expected quite another treatment from your friendship, and that you have forgot the interest which obliges you, to take a wife's part against the ill usage of her husband. 'Tis a very strange thing that I should be run down by one that ought to have espoused my quarrel. Adieu, madam, adieu; your visits do me a great deal of honour, but one may very well be without them, if this is all the good they do."
Our good, but too discreet lady was extremely surpriz'd at this compliment; being now convinced by her own experience, that even wisdom may overshoot itself, and that for the most part we make an ill use of our reason with those who have none.
You may imagine she did not stay long alone in a house, where nothing was talked of but devils, and nothing done but what was extravagant to the highest degree.
The husband passed the rest of the day and all the night in his chamber, ashamed of the short-liv'd joy he had received, vexed at the present state of his affairs, and reflecting, with great anxiety of mind upon what he might expect from this sudden return of his wife's distemper:
[Page 99] As the agitation of the wife had been much more violent, so it continued not so long; and returning soon to herself, she made some reflections upon the loss of those pleasures, of which she saw herself depriv'd.
A certain restless spirit that shall be nameless, suffer'd few moments to pass without demanding a reason of the spirit of discord, why it should sacrifice its interest and pleasure to it thus to no purpose. This spirit, which particularly influenceth those of the fair sex, but chiefly a-nights when they cannot sleep, had its desired effect upon our lady, so that resigning herself up purely to the conduct of nature, she awaked her husband as soon as was day, designing to ascribe all past disorders to a strange power, which is neither natural nor human. "I am satisfied, said she, in the lucid interval I enjoy at present, that our spirits did not immediately leave us, when our Irish Doctor commanded them to be gone; but if you'll take my advice, my dear, but too unhappy husband, we will go again and ask him for a stronger and more effectual charm."
The poor husband, oppressed with grief, as he was, and fainting under the severity of his destiny, judge if he was not very glad to find so unexpected a calm, and tenderly affected with this amorous return in his spouse: "Let us bemoan, my dear, says he to her, Let us bemoan our common misfortunes, and go a second time to scarch a remedy, which at first we could not obtain."
The wife was agreeably surprized at this discourse; for instead of a troublesome demon whose insults she [Page 100] expected, she happily found a man tender and compassionate, who gave her com [...]ort for that very uneasiness she had given him; and of which he himself had bore the greatest share.
They spent an hour or two to possess one another with a mutual confidence, and placing all their hopes in the mighty skill of the physician, they returned to the house of Monsieur de Comminges, in order to procure a more powerful relief, than that which they had tried before.
Scarce were they entered into the house, but the Irishman perceived them, and calling them pretty loud, that he might be heard by all the company; "Come, says he to them, Publish the miracle which has been effected in you, and make your acknowledgments to that all puissant power, which has delivered you from the wretched slavery under which ye groaned."
The wife immediately replied of her own head, That as for the testimony he demanded of them, they were ready to give him one of the obstinacy of the devils, but not of his skill. "For in truth, venerable father, added she; since your [...] operation they have tormented us, as it were out of spite, more violently then ever."
"You are incredulous, cried out our good Irishman in a wonderful passion, or at least ungrateful, who maliciously deny those benefits ye have received. Approach hither, approach; that I may convict you of incredulity, or malice.
[Page 101] When they came near him, he nicely examined all the lines of their faces. He particularly observed their looks, and as if he had discovered in the apple of their eyes some impression of these spirits; "you are in the right, says he, all amaz'd; you are in the right they are not yet dislodg'd. They are too deeply rooted in your bodies to surrender at the first summons, but they must hold fast indeed, if the words I am going now to pronounce, don't eject them.
‘Leave, you accursed race, an habitation of repose too good for you, and go and rave for ever in places, where dwell horror, madness, and despair.’
'Tis done, my friends, you are most certainly delivered: But return no more, I intreat ye. I owe my time to all the world, and you have had as much of it as comes to your share."
Now our patients supposed themselves at the end of all their misfortunes: This day seemed as happy to them as the first of their marriage, and the night was expected with the same impatience, as that of their nuptials had been formerly. This night so much desired came, but alas! How ill did it answer their expectations!
Too much love causes the shame of lovers, and I leave the reader to imagine the great confusion of an adventure,
[Page 102] 'Twas happy for the husband, that his wife accused the devils that were innocent; for she was now satisfied that our famous physician was a true Irishman, who, for all his pretences, had not skill enough to conjure down an Ignis Fatuus. Sometimes she imputed to herself this non-performance of her husband, after the example of the Spanish women, who attribute to themselves, in these occasions, the failings of their lovers; as being persuaded that the force of their charms ought neither to submit to the infirmity of nature, nor to the power of witchcraft.
Thus our wife, who accused her husband in every thing else, where he was most innocent, justifies him where he was most deficient, in paying the conjugal tribute; and rather chose to impute a want of love in him, to a want of charms in herself, than to a real defect, which would prove eternally destructive of her pleasures. But as a lady doth not willingly entertain a thought that hurts the interest of her beauty, she immediately recalled in her mind the malice of the devils, and turn'd her confusion into anger against the Irishman, who had not skill enough to eject them.
"We have, says she, with anger sparkling in her eyes, we have been too long made fools of by this sorry Bogg-Trotter, but now I find that 'tis nonsense to expect our deliverance from him. However it is not enough that we are undeceived; justice obliges us to undeceive others as well as ourselves, and to make known to the world, the roguery of these quacks."
"My dear, reply'd the husband, 'Tis undoubtedly true, that the misfortune of this night is purely owing [Page 103] to our devils. The Irishman thought to banter, but they resolved to ridicule him and us in their turn. You know me, and I know myself; such a strange impotence cou'd not naturally happen, I say it cou'd not naturally happen, and I dare swear there was witchcraft in the case. But my dear, continued he, when you take the impostor to task, don't mention the particulars; and let nothing slip, which may tend to our shame. All family secrets ought to be concealed: But this in a more particular manner."
The wife had like to have relapsed into one of her old fits to see herself suspected of such an indiscretion: But not to embroil things anew, that were tending to a good accommodation, she promis'd so to manage herself, that none but the Irishman should find fault with her.
We usually seek the night to conceal our shame, but the day here appeared to disperse it; and these unhappy persons who were not yet well recovered of their misfortune, got up with the sun, who enlivens all things, in hopes their affairs wou'd change for the better.
They rose out of their bed with more tranquillity, than they had found there, and after a small breakfast, and a little conversation to fortify their bodies, and reconcile their minds, they went in peace and good union towards the house, whither they had gone twice with confidence, and from whence they had twice returned without any relief. They received advice there, that the Irishman was gone to St. James's to perform some wonders there, at the instance of Monsieur d'Aubigny, so well known to all the world, [Page 104] for one of the most agreeable men that ever was▪ Behold then some of the prodigies which I remarked at St. James's, with less credulity than the multitude, and with less prejudice than Monsieur d'Aubigny.
Already did the blind suppose they saw that light they did not see; already did the deaf imagine they heard, and heard not; the lame already thought they were grown well; and the impotent reassumed in imagination the first use of all their limbs. A strong idea of health had made the sick forget their distempers; and imagination which was no less active in the curious, than in the sick, gave the first a false prospect through their desire of seeing, as it gave a false cure to the second, through their desire of being cured.
Such was the power of the Irishman upon our minds: Such was the force of our minds upon our senses. Thus nothing was talked off but prodigies; and these prodigies came from so great an authority, that the astonished multitude receiv'd them with submission, whilst some more knowing persons durst not reject them by their knowledge.
A timorous and slavish knowledge always pays respect to an imperious and authoriz'd error: The soul was weak when the understanding was sound, and those who saw best into these imaginary cures, durst not speak their real sentiments among a prejudiced and deluded herd of believers.
Such was the triumph of the Irishman, when our couple couragiously broke through the crowd, to come and insult him in all his majesty. "Art not [Page 105] thou ashamed, said the wife to him, to abuse the simple and credolous people as thou dost, by pretending to a power, which thou never hadst? Thou hast enjoin'd our devils to leave us in repose, and they have but torment [...]ed us the more for't. Thou hast commanded them to be gone, yet they still persecute us, not withstanding thy orders, and equally deride our sottish credulity, and thy ineffectual impotence."
The husband continued the same reproaches with the same contempt so far as to refuse him the name of impostor, because there was need of capacity, said he, for an impostor, and this miserable wretch wanted even that; which was only supported by the superstitious belief people had of him, that spirits were at his command.
Our prophet lost his speech with losing the authority which made him venerable; and this formidable power, came to nothing, so soon as there appeared persons bold enough to disown it; thus surpriz'd, non-plust and confounded, our Irishman withdrew, and went out at the back door.
His confusion extremely mortified the assembly, there being nothing that a man receives with so much satisfaction, as the opinion of a miracle, nor leaves with more difficulty and concern.
As for Monsieur d'Aubigny, he soon reckon'd this prophet in the same class with others, whom he had tried; being resolv'd for the future to keep to those of the country, without any inclination to make use of new comers, merely because they were strangers.
[Page 106] All the company retired, ashamed of their easiness to be abus'd, and yet ve [...]ed at the loss of their error. Our married couple, glorious and triumphant, enjoyed the pleasures of victory, without any further thoughts of the devils; and Monsieur d'Aubigny, who easily passed from one opinion to another, quitted his former belief of our miracle-monger, to give himself the pleasure of laughing with me, at what had happen'd.
At my breaking out into a sudden fit of laughter, the husband turned his head towards us, and perceiving Monsieur d'Aubigny, he came civilly up to him to excuse himself for what he had done in his house, without asking his permission. Mr. d'Aubigny answered him very courteously, and gave him thanks, not only for disabusing the public, but also for undeceiving himself in particular.
The wife immediately took her part in the conversation, which did not render it less agreeable; for although she was really extravagant, yet it was a sort of extravagance which proceeded rather from her humour than her mind: But now she took care to conceal it; and we talk'd of nothing but mirth and pleasantry, when Mr. d'Aubigny entertain'd them with the gravest discourse in the world, which I little expected.
"I am, says he, a person of an acknowledging temper, and should be ungrateful if I did not draw you out of your error, after I have been oblig'd to you for drawing me out of mine. As it was not enough for your own minds to torment you, and that there must be something else besides a long marriage [Page 107] to give you that uneasiness which has persecuted you so long. There is no man but is sometimes at a loss with himself. Is it possible you should believe that you were possess'd with evil spirits? The wisest are weary of themselves, a [...]ter they have been weary of others: And would you have a husband and wife, who are always of different minds, and different humours, to live eternally together without disgust, without vexation, and without disputes? Believe me, sir, of a hundred married couples, fourscore and ten at least are possessed, after your fashion, without any of the devil's assistance to make them so. The only difference I find between them and you is, that they suffer their misfortunes with patience, and conceal them with discretion, whereas you importune heaven and hell for yours, in laying your unhappiness on demons that are innocent, and in seeking a supernatural assistance when there is no occasion for it."
What may pass for a real prodigy, was the sudden alteration in the husband and his wife, upon the discourse of Mr. d'Aubigny; they look'd upon themselves with astonishment, asham'd of having been their own devils, when there was nothing of possession, but only contrariety of humours in the case.
The husband was the first who returned from his confusion to give a thousand thanks to Mr. d'Aubigny, for having given them the true knowledge of their misfortune. "But, Replied the wife, doth this knowledge make us er'e the less unhappy? And don't we as much want a remedy against the torment of marriage, as we thought we did against that of the devils?
[Page 108] When I observed M [...]. d'Aubigny ready to say something pleasant upon so merry a subject, I had a mind to preserve to him the merit of a gravity, which was not ordinary with him. Whereupon I immediately took up the discourse.
"Of all the remedies one can use to alleviate the troubles of marriage, I know none said I to them, more sure, nor more wisely practised, than that of believi [...]g one's self more happy than others; and to remain in this error, in case one is mistaken in it. You will like an English proverb, better than all the reasons I can alledge to you, ‘He that lives in this world without being deceived, is an unhappy man.’ To convince you how far the pleasure of deceit goes, the greatest of your enemies makes himself agreeable, when he imposes upon you, and the best of your friends seldom undeceive you, but you are offended with them.
Monsieur d'Aubigny, weary of his gravity, was now minded to end the conference; and after the usual civilities at parting, every one returned to his home, extremely well satisfied.
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