Some of Mr HOVVELS MINOR WORKS, Reflecting upon the TIMES: Upon Emergent Occasions.

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Printed in the Year, 1654.

THE INSTRVMENTS OF A KING: OR, A SHORT DISCOVRSE OF

  • The SVVORD.
  • The SCEPTER.
  • The CROWNE.
Satis habet Rex ad poenam,
Quod Deum expectet Ultorem.
'Tis punishment enough for th' King,
That God will Him to judgment bring.
[royal arms of England, circa 1648]

LONDON. Printed in the Yeare, 1648.

The Author's Apology▪

I Am no Lawyer otherwise then what nature hath made me, so every man, as he is born the child of Reason, is a Lawyer, and a Logitian also who was the first kind of Lawyer: This discoursive faculty of Reason comes with us into the world accompanied with certaine generall notions and principles to distin­guish Right from Wrong, and Falshood from Truth: But touching this following Discourse, because it relates something to Law, the Authour would not have adven­tured to have exposed it to the world, if, be­sides those common innate notions of Rea­son, and some private Notes of his owne, [Page] he had not inform'd & ascertain'd his judg­ment by conference with some professed Lawyers, and those the Eminentest in the Land, touching the truth of what it Treats of; therefore he dares humbly aver that it containes nothing but what is consonant to the fundamentall and fixed Constitutions, to the knowne clear Lawes of this King­dome.

J. 8 [...].

THE INSTRUMENTS OF A KING.

IN a Successi [...] [...] [...]ng­dome, as ENGLAND is known and acknowledged to be by all Parties now in opposition, There are 3 things which are inalienable from the Person of the KING: they are,

  • 1. The Crowne.
  • 2. The Scepter.
  • 3. The Sword.

The one, He is to carry on His Head, the other in His Hand, and the third at His Side; and they may be tear­med all three the ensignes or peculiar instruments of a KING: by the first, He Reignes, by the second He makes Lawes, by the third He maintaines them: and the two first are but bables without the last.

[Page 2] 1 1. Touching the Crowne or royall Diadem of Eng­land, there is none, whether Presbyterian, Independent, Protestant, or others now in action, but confesse that it descends by a right hereditary Line, (though through divers Races, and some of them Conquerours) upon the Head of CHARLES the first now Regnant: 'tis His owne by inherent birthright and nature, by Gods law, and the Law of the Land, and these Parliament­men at their first sitting did agnize subjection unto Him accordingly, and recognize Him for their Soveraigne liege Lord: Nay, the Roman Catholick denies not this, for though there were Bulls sent to dispense with the English Subjects for their allegiance to Queen Eliza­beth, yet the Pope did this against Her as he too [...] [...] for a Heretique, not an Usur [...] he knew [...] enough that She had been [...] [...]timate by the Act of [...] Parliament.

[...] Crown of England is adorned and [...] with many faire Flowers, which are called, royall Prerogatives; and they are of such a transcendent na­ture, that they are unforfeitable, individuall, and un­transferable to any other: The KING can only sum­mon and dissolve Parliaments: The KING can onely Pardon (for when He is Crowned, He is sworn to rule in mercy as well as in justice:) The KING can onely Coyn Money, and enhance or decry the value of it: The power of electing Officers of State, of Justices of Peace, and Assise is in the KING; He can only grant soveraign Commissions: The KING can only wage War, and make Out-landish Leagues: The KING may make all the Courts of justice ambulatory with His Person, as they were used of old; 'tis true, the Court of Common Pleas must be sedentary in some certain place for such a time; but that expired, 'tis removeable at His pleasure: [Page 3] The KING can only employ Ambassadours and Treat with forain States, &c. These, with other royal Preroga­tives which I shall touch hereafter, are those rare and wholsome flowers wherewith the Crowne of England is embellished, nor can they stick any where else but in the Crowne, and all confesse the Crowne is as much the KING'S, as any private man's Cap is his own.

The second regall Instrument is the Scepter, which 2 may be called an inseparable companion, or a necessary ap­pendix to the Crowne; this invests the KING with the sole Authority of making Lawes, for before His confir­mation all results and determinations of Parliament are but Bills or [...], they are but abortive things, and meer Embryos; nay, they have no life at all in them till the KING puts breath and vigour into them: and the antient custome was for the KING to touch them with His Scepter, then they are Lawes, and have a virtue in them to impose an obligation of universall obedience upon all sorts of people, It being an undeniable maxime, That nothing can be generally binding without the King's royall assent, nor doth the Law of England take notice of any thing without it: This being done, they are ever after stil'd the King's Lawes, and the Judges are said to deliver the King's judgments, which agrees with the holy Text, The King by judgment shall stablish the Land: nay, the Law presumes the King to be alwaies the sole Judge Paramount, and Lord chief Justice of England, for he whom He pleaseth to depute for His chiefest Ju­stice, is but stil'd Lord chief Justice of the King's Bench, not Lord chief Justice of England, which title is peculiar to the KING Himself, and observable it is, that where­as He grants Commissions and Patents to the Lord Chancellour (who is no other then Keeper of His Con­science) [Page 4] and to all other Judges, He names the Chief Ju­stice of His own Bench by a short Writ only containing two or three lines: Now, though the King be liable to the Law, and is contented to be within their verge, be­cause they are chiefly His owne productions, yet He is still their Protector, Moderator, and Soveraigne, which attributes are incommunicable to any other conjunctly or separately.

Thus the KING with His Scepter, and by the mature advice of His two Houses of Parl. which are His highest Councel & Court, hath the sole power of making Laws; other Courts of judicature doe but expound them and distribute them by His appointment, they have but Juris dati dictionem or declarationem, and herein, I meane for the Exposition of the Lawes the twelve Judges are to be believed before the whole Kingdom besides. They are as the Areopagites in Athens, the chief Presidents in France and Spaine in an extraordinary Junta, as the Cape-Syn­diques in the Rota's of Rome, and the Republique of Ve­nice whose judgments in point of interpreting Lawes are incontroulable, and preferred before the opinion of the whole Senate whence they received their being; and who hath still power to repeal them, though not to ex­pound them. In France they have a Law-maxime, Arrest donné en Robbe rouge est irrevocable, which is, a Scarlet Sentence is irrevocable, meaning when all the Judges are met in their Robes, and the Client against whom the Cause goes, may chafe and chomp upon the bit, and say what he will for the space of 24 howers a­gainst his Judges, but if ever after he traduces them, he is punishable: It is no otherwise here where every igno­rant peevish Client, every puny Barister, specially if he become a Member of the House will be ready to arraign and vie knowledge with all the reverend Judges in the [Page 5] Land, whose judgement in points of Law shold be only tripodicall and sterling: so that he may be truly call'd a just King, and to rule according to Law, who rules ac­cording to the opinion of his Judges; therfore, under fa­vor, I do not see how his Majestie for his part could be call'd injust when he leavied the Ship-money, conside­ing he had the judges for it.

I now take the Sword in hand, which is the third Instru­ment 3 of a King, (and which this short discours chiefly points at) it is aswell as the two first, incommunicable and inalienable from his Person; nothing concernes his honor more both at home and abroad; the Crown and the Scepter are but unweildy and impotent naked indefen­sible things without it. There's none so simple as to think there's meant hereby an ordinary single sword, such as ev'ry one carrieth by his side, or som imaginary thing or chymera of a sword; No, 'tis the polemical publique sword of the whole Kingdom, 'tis an aggregative com­pound sword, and 'tis moulded of bell-metall; for 'tis made up of all the ammunition and armes small and great, of all the military strengths both by Land and Sea, of all the Forts, Castles and tenable places within and round a­bout the whole Ile: The Kings of England have had this sword by vertue of their royall signory from all times, the Laws have girded it to their sides, they have employ­ed it for repelling all forren force, for revenging all for­ren wrongs or affronts, for quelling all intestine tu­mults, and for protecting the weal of the whole body po­litike at home: The peeple were never capable of this sword, the fundamentall constitutions of this Kingdom deny it them; 'tis all one to put the sword in a mad mans hand, as in the peeples; or for them to have a disposing [Page 6] power in whose hands it shall be. Such was the case once of the French sword, in that notorious insurrection call'd to this day La Jaqueris de Beauvoisin, when the Pesants and Mechanics had a design to wrest it out of the Kings hand, and to depresse all the Peers & Gentry of the Kingdom; & the busines had gone very far, had not the Prelats stuck close to the Nobility; But afterwards poor hare-brain'd things they desire the King upon bended knees to take it againe; Such popular puffs have blowen often in Po­land, Naples and other places, where while they sought and fought for liberty by retrenching the regall power, they fool'd themselfs into a slavery unawares, and found the rule right, that excess of freedom turns to thral­dom, and ushers in all confusions. If one shold go back to the nonage of the world, when Governers and Rulers began first, one will find the peeple desir'd to live under Kings for their own advantage, that they might be re­strain'd from wild exorbitant liberty, and kept in unity; Now unity is as requisit for the welbeing of all naturall things, as entity is for their being, and 'tis a receiv'd max­im in policy, that nothing pres [...]ves Unity more exactly then Royall Government: besides 'tis known to be the noblest sort of sway; In so much that by the Law of Nations, if Subjects of equall degrees, and under differing Princes shold meet, the Subjects of a King shold take pre­dency of those under any Republique, and those of a suc­cessif Kingdom, of those that are under an Electif.

But to take up the Sword again. I say that the Sword of public power & authoritie is fit only to hang at the Kings side, & so indeed shold the great Seal hang only at his gir­dle, because 'tis the Key of the Kingdom: which makes me think of what I read of Charlemain, how he had the impe­riall Seal emboss'd alwaies upon the pommell of his [Page 7] sword, and his reason was, that he was ready to maintain whatsoever he signed, and sealed.

The Civilians, who are not in all points so great friends to Monarchy as the Common Law of England is, say, there are six Iura Regalia, six Regall Rights, viz. 1. Po­testas Iudicatoria, 2. Potestas vitae & necis, 3. Arma­menta, 4. Bona adespota, 5. Census, 6. Monetarum va­lor: to wit, Power of Judicature, power of life and death, all kind of arming, masterlesse goods, Sessements, and the va­lue of money.

Among these Regalias, we find that Arming, which in effect is nought else but the Kings Sword, is among the chiefest; and 'tis as proper and peculiar to his person, as either Crown or Scepter. By these two he drawes a loose voluntary love and opinion onely from his Subjects, but by the Sword he drawes reverence and awe, which are the chiefest ingredients of allegiance, it being a maxime, That the best mixture of government is made of feare and love. With this sword he conferrs honor, he dubbs Knights, he creates magistrats, the Lord Deputy of Ire­land, the Lord Mayor of London with all other Corpo­rations have their swords from him, and when he en­treth any place corporat, we know the first thing that is presented him is the Sword: With this Sword he shields and preserves all his peeple that ev'ry one may sit quietly under his own Vine, sleep securely in his own House, and enjoy sweetly the fruits of his labours.

Nor doth the point of this sword reach only to ev'ry corner of his own dominions, but it extends beyond the seas to gard his Subjects from oppression, and denial of justice, as well as to vindicate the publike wrongs, make good the interests of his Crown, and to assist his con­federates; This is the sword that Edward the third tied the [Page 8] Flower deluces unto (which stick still unto it,) when ha­ving sent to France to demand that Crown by maternall right, the Counsell there sent him word that the Crown of France was not tied to a distaff, to which scoffing answer he replied that then he wold tie it to his sword, and he was as good as his word. Nor is this publike sword concredited or intrusted by the peeple in a fiduciary conditionall way to the King, but it is properly and peculiarly belonging unto him, as an inseparable concomitant, perpetuall Usher and attendant to his Crowne. The King, we know, u­seth to maintain all garrisons upon his own charge, not the peeples; he fortifies upon his own charge, not the pee­ples: And though I will not averr, that the King may im­presse any of his Subjects, unlesse it be upon an actuall in­vasion by Sea, or a sudden irruption into his Kingdom by Land, as the Scots have often don, yet at any time the King may raise Volunteers, and those who have received his money, the Law makes it felony, if they forsake his service.

Thus we see there's nothing that conduceth more to the glory, and indeed the very essence of a King then the Sword, which is the Armes and military strength of his Kingdome; wherfore under favor, there cannot be a grea­ter point of dishonor to a King then to be disarmed, then to have his Sword taken from him, or dispos'd of and intrusted to any but those whom he shall appoint; for as à minori ad majus. the Argument often holds, if a privat Gentleman chance to be disarm'd upon a quarrell, 'tis held the utmost of disgraces, much greater and more public is the dishonor that falls upon a King, if after some traverses of difference 'twixt him and his Subjects, they shold offer to disarme him, or demand his sword of him: when the Eagle parted with his talons, and the Lion with his teeth and ongles, the Apolog tells us how [Page 9] contemptible afterwards the one grew to be among Birds, the other among Beasts. For a King to part with the Sword politic is to render himself such a ridiculous King, as that logg of wood was which Jupiter let down among the froggs for their King at the importunity of their croaking; 'tis to make him a King of clouts, or as the Spaniard hath it, Rey de Havas, a Bean-King, such as we use to choose in sport at Twelf-night.

But my hopes are, that the two present Houses of Par­lement (for now they may be call'd so, because they begin to parley with their King,) wilbe more tender of the honor of their Soverain Liege Lord, which, together with all his Rights and Dignities, by severall solemn Oaths, and by their own binding instruments of Protestation and Co­venant, (not yet revok'd) they are sworn to maintain, and that they will demand nothing of him which may savour of Aspertè or force, but what may hold water hereafter: But now, touching the Militia or Sword of the Kingdom, I think, under favor, the King cannot transfer it to any other; for that were to desert the protection of his peo­ple, which is point-blank against his Coronation Oath and his Office: What forren Prince or State will send either Ambassador, Resident or Agent to him, when they understand his Sword is taken from him? What reformed forren Church wil acknowledg Him Defender of the Faith, when they hear of this? Nay, they who wish England no good will, will go neer to paint him out, as not long since another King was, with a fair velvet Scabbard, a spe­cious golden hilt and chape, but the blade within was of wood. I hope that they who sway now, will make bet­ter use of their successes: Many of them know 'tis as dif­ficult a thing to use a victory well, as to get one; there is as much prudence requir'd in the one, as prowesse in the o­ther; [Page 10] they wilbe wiser sure then turn it to the dishonor of their King: it being a certaine rule, that the glory of a Nation all the world over depends upon the glory of their King, and if he be any way obscur'd, the whole Kingdom is under an eclipse.

I have observed, that among other characters of gal­lantry, which forren Writers appropriat to the English Nation, one is, that they use to be most zealous to pre­serve the Honor of their King; I trust that they who are now upp will return to the steps of their Progenitors, both in this particular and divers other; that their successes may serve to sweeten and moderat things, and suppresse the popular Sword which still rages; And it had been hearti­ly wished that a suspension of Arms had preceded this Treaty, which useth to be the ordinary fore-runner, and a necessarie antecedent to all Treaties; for while acts of hostility continue, som ill favour'd newes may intervene which may imbitter and disturb all: nor can it be expected that the proceedings will goe on with that candor and confidence, while the old rancor is still in action; 'tis im­possible a sore shold heale till the inflamation be taken a­way; To cast water into a wound instead of oyle is not the way to cure it: or to cast oyle upon a fire instead of wa­ter is not the way to quench it; poor England hath had a consuming fire within her bowells many yeeres, she is also mortally wounded in all her members, that she is still in a high Fever, which hath made her rave and speak idle a long time; and 'tis like to turn to a Hectic if not timely prevented. I p ay God she may have no occasion to make use of the same complaint as Alexander the great made when he was expiring his last, Perti turba Me­dicorum: too many Physitians have undon me.

To conclude in a word, there is but one only way, under [Page 11] favor, to put a period to all these fearfull confusions; it is, to put the great Master-wheele in order, and in its due place again, and then all the inferior wheels will move regularly; let the King be restor'd, and ev'ry one will com to his own, all interests will be satisfied, all things quick­ly rectified; till this be done, 'tis as absurd to attempt the setling of peace, as if one shold go about to set a Watch by the gnomon of an horizontall Diall when the Sun is in a cloud.

‘Dolor Capitis est Caput Doloris.’
Jam. Howell.
A Venice Looking-Gla …

A Venice Looking-Glasse: OR, A LETTER VVRITTEN very lately from LONDON to ROME, by a Venetian Clarissimo to Cardinal Barberino, Protector of the En­glish Nation, touching these present distempers.

Wherein, as in a true Mirrour, ENGLAND may behold her owne spots, wherein she may see, and fore-see, her Follies pass'd, her present Danger, and future Destruction.

Faithfully rendred out of the Jtalian into English.

Fas est, & ab hoste doceri.

Printed in the yeare, 1648.

THE TRANSLATOR TO HIS COUNTRY.

O England, (specially thou besotted City of London) if thou bee'st not past cure, or grown carelesse and desperat of thy selfe, be warn'd by this Stranger, who, having felt thy pulse, and cast thy water very exactly, discovers in thee symptomes of inevitable ruine. Divers of thy owne Children have oftentimes admonish'd thee with teares in their eyes, and terror in their hearts, to recol­lect thy selfe, but they have been little regar­ded: Let a Forreiners advice then take place, and make some impressions in thee, to pre­vent thy utter destruction.

TO HIS EMINENCE, THE LORD FRANCISCO BARBERINI, Cardinal of the most holy Apostolick See, and Protector of the English Nation, at his Palaces in Rome.

MY last to your Eminence was but short, in regard I had been but a short time in this Countrey, I have now made a longer sojourn here, and taken a lei­surely information of all matters; therefore I shal give your Eminence an account proportionably: For by conversation with the most indifferent, and intelligenc'd men, and by communication with the Ambas­sadors here resident, I have taken some paines to pump out the truth of things.

I find, that angry star, which hath lowr'd so long upon Eu­rope [Page 2] in generall, hath been as predominant, and cast as direfull aspects upon this poor Iland, as upon any other part: Truly, my Lord, in all probability this people have pass'd the Meridi­an of their happinesse, and begin to decline extreamly, as well in Repute abroad, as also in the common notions of Religion, and indeed in the ordinary faculty of Reason: I think verily the Ill Spirit never reign'd so much in any corner of the earth by those inhumane and horid things that I have observ'd among them, Nor is it a petty Spirit, but one of the greatest Caco­daemons that thus drives them on, and makes them so active in the pursuance of their own perdition.

To deduce matters from their Originall, Your Eminency may please to understand, that this King at his accesse to the Crown had deep debts to pay, both of His Fathers, and his own, he was left ingaged in a fresh warre with Spain; and had another presently after with France, and both at one time, but he came off well enough of those: Afterwards never any Countrey flourished in that envied happinesse, and wanton kind of prospe­rity; This City of London was grown to be the greatest Mart, and mistresse of Trade, of any in the world, Insomuch, as I have been certainly inform'd, the King might have eaten meer­ly upon His customes 4000 crownes a day: Moreover, she had a vast bank of money being made the scale of conveying the King of Spaines treasure to Flanders: Insomuch that in a few yeers she had above ten millions of his moneys brought hither, which she might have remitted in specie or in marchandize, and for which this King had five in the hundred for coynage: Yet could he not get beforehand with the world, having a sister with so many Nephews and neeces, having a Queen with diverse children of His own, (at least 16 of the Blood-Royall) to main­taine, with divers profuse Courtiers besides, which made Him more parsimonious then ordinary. The Warres then growing more active 'twixt Spaine and France, as also 'twixt Holland and Spaine both by Land and Sea, and divers great Fleets of Men [Page 3] of War as well French (who were growne powerfull that way) as Dunkerkers, Spaniards, Hollanders, and Hamburgers, appea­ring daily in His narrow Seas, and sayling close by His Cham­bers, the world wondred this King had no greater strength at Sea, in case that any of the foresaid Nations should doe him an affront, as some of them had already done, by denying to dash their Colours to His Ships: Insomuch that in Holland and other places he was pasquill'd at, and pourtrayed lying in his cradle lullaby'd and rock'd asleep by the Spaniard: Hereupon being by advertisements from His Agents abroad, and frequent advice of His Privie Councell at home, made sensible of the danger, and a kind of dishonour he was falne into, and having intelligence that the French Cardinall began to question his title to the Do­minion of the Narrow Seas, considering He employed no visi­ble power to preserve it, He began to consult of meanes to set forth a Royall Fleet: but in regard the Purse of the Crowne was lightly ballasted, and that he had no mind to summon the three Estates, because of some indignities he had received in former Parliaments by the Puritan party, (a race of people averse to all Kingly Government, unlesse they may pare it as they please) his then Atturney Generall, a great cryed-up-Law­yer, put it in his Head to impose an old Tax called Ship-mony upon the Subject, which the said Lawyer did warrant upon his life to be Legall, for he could produce diverse Records how ma­ny of his Progenitors had done the like: The King not satis­fied with his single opinion, referred it to His Learned Councell, and they unanimously averred it to be agreeable to the Law of the Land; yet this would not fully satisfie the King, but He would have the Opinion of His twelve Judges, and they also affirmed by their severall vouches the said Tax to be warrantable; Hereupon it was imposed and leavied, but some refusing to pay it, there was a suite commenc'd, during which all the Judges were to re-deliver their opinions joyntly, and the businesse being maturely debated and canvased in open [Page 4] Court divers months, and all arguments produc'd pro & con, nine of the said twelve Judges concluded it Legal: Thereupon the King continued the imposition of the said Tax, and never was money imployed so much for the Honour and advantage of a Countrey, for he sent out every Summer a Royall fleet to scowre and secure the Seas; he caused a Galeon to be built, the greatest and gallantest that ever spread saile: Nor did he purse up, and dispose of one peny of this money to any other use, but added much of his own Revenues yeerly thereunto: So the world abroad cried up the King of England to be awake againe; Trade did wonderfully encrease, both Domestic and forrein in all the three Kingdomes; Ireland was reduced to an absolute Settlement, the Arreares of the Crown payed, and a conside­rable Revenue came thence cleerly to the Exchequer of England every year, the salaries of all Officers, with the pay of the stan­ding Army there, and all other Charges being defrayed by Ire­land her self, which was never done before. Yet for all this height of happinesse, and the glorious fruites of the said Ship-money, (which was but a kind of petty insensible Tax, & a thing of no­thing to what hath happened since) there were some foolish people in this Land which murmured at it, and cryed out no­thing else but a Parliament, a Parliament; and they have had one since with a vengeance.

But before this occasion, it was observed, that the seedes of disobedience, and a spirit of insurrection was a long time en­gendring in the hearts of some of this peace-pampred People, which is conceived to proceed from their conversation and comerce with three sorts of men, viz. the Scot, the Hollander and the French Huguenot. Now an advantage happened that much conduced to necessitate the convoking of a Parliament, which was an ill-favoured traverse that fell out in Scotland; For the King intending an Uniformity of Divine worship in all His three Kingdomes, sent thither the Lyturgie of this Church, but it found cold and coorse entertainment there, for the whole [Page 5] Nation, men, women and children rise up against them: Here­upon the King absolutely revoked it by Proclamation, wherein He declared 'twas never His purpose to presse the practice there­of upon the Consciences of any; therefore commanded that all things should be in statu quo prius, but this would not serve the turn, the Scot took advantage hereby to destroy Hierarchy, and pull down Bishops to get their demeanes: To which purpose they came with an Army in open Field against their own Native King, who not disgesting this indignity, Mustred another Eng­lish Army; which being upon the confines of both Kingdomes, a kind of Pacification was plaistred over for the present. The King returning to London, and consulting His second thoughts, resented that insolency of the Scots more then formerly: Here­upon He summons a Parliament, and desires aid to Vindicat that Affront of the Scot. The Scot had strong Intelligence with the Puritan Faction in the English Parliament, who seemed to abet his quarell, rather then to be sensible of any nationall disho­nour received from him; which caused that short-lived Parlia­ment to dissolve in discontent, and the King was forced to finde other meanes to raise and support an Army by private Loanes of His Nobler sort of Subjects and Servants: The Scot having punctuall Advertisments of every thing that passed, yea, in the Kings Cabinet Councell was not idle all this while, but rallies what was left of the former Army (which by the articles of Pa­cification should have been absolutely dismissed) and boldly in­vades England, which he durst never have done, if he had not well known that this Puritan Party which was now grown very powerfull here, and indeed had invited him to this expedi­tion, would stand to him. This forrein Army being, by the per­nicious close machinations of some mongrell Englishmen afore­mentioned, entred into the Bowels of the Country, the King was forced to call this present Parliament, with whom he com­plied in every thing, so far as to sacrifice unto them both Judge, Bishop, Councellor and Courtier; yea, He yeilded to the tum­bling down of many tribunalls of Justice, which were an ad­vantage [Page 6] to his Prerogative; He assented that the Prelates, who were the most Ancient and Prime Members of the upper House, and had priority of all others, since the first constitution of Parliament in the enrollment of all Acts, He assented I say that these, who were the greatest prop of His Crown should be quite outed from among the Peers; He granted them also a Trienniall Parliament, and after that, this Perpetuall; which words, to the apprehension of any rationall man, carry with them a grosse absurdity in the very sense of the thing: And touching this last Grant, I had it from a good hand, that the Queen was a friend to this Parliament, and your Eminence knowes how they have requited Her since, but the maine open Councellor to this fatall Act was a Scot.

Now the reason which they alledged for this everlasting Parliament was one of the baldest that ever I heard of, it was, that they might have time enough to pay the Scots Army, whereas in one morning they might have dispatched that, by passing so many Subsidies for that use, and upon the credit of those, they might have raised what money they would.

The Parliament finding the King so pliable, and His pulse to beat so gently, like ill-natur'd men they fall from inches to ells in seeking their advantages: They grew so peremptory as to demand all the military strength of the Kingdom, the Tower of London, with the whole Royall Navy, which they found in an excellent equipage, gramercy shipmony; so that the bene­fit of Ship-mony, which they so clamoured at, turned most to their advantage of any thing afterwards.

The Scot being Fidler-like returned to his Country with meat, drink, and mony, the King went a while after to keep a Parliament there, wherein he filled every blank, they did but ask and have, for He granted them what possibly they could propound, both for their Kirk and State, many received Ho­nour, and they divided Bishops Lands amongst them: for all which unparallel'd Concessions of Princely grace, they caused an Act already in force to be published, viz. that it should be [Page 7] damnable Treason in the highest degree that could be, for any of the Scots Nation conjunctly or singly to levy armes, or any mi­litary Forces, upon any pretext whatsoever, without His Maje­sties royall Commission; and this they caus'd to be don by way of gratitude, but how they perform'd it afterwards the world knowes too well.

The King returning to London, in lieu of a wellcom to his two Houses of Parliament (to whom also before his departure he had passed more Acts of Grace then all his Progenitors, take them all in a lump) they had patch'd up a kind of Remonstrance, which was voted in the dead of night, wherein they expos'd to the world the least moat in former government, and aggravated to the very height every grievance, all which the King had redressed before; and this Remonstrance, which breath d nothing but a base kind of malice, they presented as a nosegay to their Soverain Prince, to congratulate his safe return from a forren Countrey; which they caus'd to be printe [...] & publish'd before he could give any answer thereunto. The King finding such a viru­lent spirit still raign in the House, and knowing who were chiefly possess'd with it (whom he had impeach'd before, but saw he could get no justice against them) in such an extremity, he did an act like a generous Prince, for taking the Palsgrave with him, he took the first coach he met withall at his Court gate, and went to his House of Commons in person to demand five Mem­bers, which he wold prove to be Traitors in the highest degree, and to be the Authors of all these distempers, protesting upon the word of a King, that they shold have as fair & legall a tryall as ever men had; in the interim he only desir'd that their persons might be secur'd: The walls of both Houses, and the very stones in London street did seem to ring of this high cariage of the Kings, and the sound went thence to the Countrey, whence the silly Plebeians came presently in whole heards to this City, and strowting up and down the streets, had nothing in their mouths, but that the priviledg of Parlement, the priviledg of Parl [...]ment was broken, though it be the known cleer Law of the Land, that the Parlement cannot supersede or shelter any treason.

The King finding how violently the pulse of the gr [...]sly sedu­ced people did beat, and there having been formerly divers rio­tous [Page 8] crues of base Mechaniques and Mariners, who had affron­ted both his own Court, and the two Houses besides, which the Commons, to their eternall reproach, conniv'd at, notwithstan­ding that divers motions were made by the Lords to suppresse them, the King also having private intelligence that there was a mischievous plot to surprize his person, remov'd his Court to the Countrey.

The King departing, or rather being driven away thus from his two Houses, by this mutinous City, he might well at his go­ing away have obraided her in the same words as Henry the 3. did upbraid Paris, who being by such another tumultuous rabble driven out of her in the time of the Ligue, as he was losing sight of her, he turn'd his face back, and sayed, Farewell ingratefull Cittie, I will never see thee again till I make my way into thee through thy Walls: Yet, though the King absented himself in person thus from the two Houses, he sent them frequent messages, that they wold draw into A [...]s what he had already assented unto, and if any thing was le [...]t yet undon by him, he wold do it; ther­fore he will'd them to leave off those groundles feares and jea­lousies wherwith they had amus'd both Cittie and Countrey; and he was ready to return at all times to his Palace in West­minster, provided that his Person might be secur'd from the for­mer barbarisms & outrages: But in lieu of a dutifull compliance with their Prince, the thoughts of the two Houses ran upon no­thing but war: The King then retiring into the North, & think­ing with a few of his servants only to go visit a Town of his, he was denied entrance by a fatall unlucky wretch, who afterwards was shamefully executed, with his eldest son, by command of his new Masters of the Parlement: The King being thus shut out of his own town (which open'd the first dore to a bloudy war) put forth a Declaration, wherein he warn d all his people that they should look to their proprieties, for if Hee was thus barr'd of his owne, how could any private Subject be sure to be Master of any thing he had, and herein he was as much Pro­phet as Prince; For the Parlement-men afterwards made them­selfs Land-Lords of the whole Kingdome, it hath been usuall for them to thrust any out of his freehold, to take his bed from under him, and his shirt from off his very back. The King being [Page 9] kept thus out of one of his townes, might well suspect that he might be driven out of another, therefore 'twas time for him to look to the preservation of his Person, and the Countrey came in voluntarily unto him by thousands to that purpose, but hee made choice of a few only to be his gard, as the Parlement­teers had don a good while before for themselfs: But now they went otherwise to worke, for they fell a levying, listing, and arming men by whole Regiments and Brigades till they had a verie considerable Army a foot, before the King had one Mus­queteer or Trooper on his side: yet these men are so notorious­ly impudent, as to make the King the first Aggressor of the war, and to lay upon Him all the [...]lood that was spilt to this day, wherein the Devill himself cannot be more shameles. The Parliamenteers having an army of foot and horse thus in per­fect Equipage, 'twas high time for the King to look to him­selfe, therefore he was forced to display his royall Standard, and draw his sword quite out: Thus a cruell and most cruentous civill war began which lasted neer upon foure yeers without intermission, wherin there happen'd more battailes, sieges and skirmishes, then passed in the Netherlands in sourescore yeers, and herein the Englishmen may be said to get som credit abroad in the world, that they have the same blood running in their veines (though not the same braines in their sculls) which their Ancestors had, who were observed to be the acti­vest peeple in the field, impatient of delay, and most desirous of battaile then any Nation.

But it was one of the greatest miracles that ever happen'd in this Land how the King was able to subsist so long against the Parlamenteers, considering the multiplicity of infinite advanta­tages they had of him by water and land: for they had the Scot, the Sea and the City on their side; touching the first, he rushed in as an Auxiliary, with above 20000. Horse and Foot compleatly furnish'd both with small and great ammunition and arms, well cloth'd and money'd: For the second, they had all the Kings Ships well appointed, which are held to be the greatest security of the Island both for defence and offence, for every one of them is accounted one of the moving Castles of the Kingdome: besides they had all the other standing stone-Castles, [Page 10] Forts, and tenable places to boot: Concerning the last, (viz. the City) therein they had all the wealth, bravery, and prime ammunition of England, this being the onely Maga­zin of men and money: Now if the King had had but one of these on his side, he had in all probability crush'd them to no­thing: yet did he bear up strangely against them a long time, and might have don longer, had he kept the campane, and not spent the spirits of his men before Townes; had he not made a disadvantagious election of som Commanders in chief, and lastly, had he not had close Traitors within dores, as well as o­pen Rebells without; for his very Cabinet Councell, and Bed-Chamber were not free of such vermin, and herein the Parle­menteers spent unknown sums and were very prodigall of the Kingdomes money.

The King, after many traverses of war, being reduced to a great streight by crosse successes and Counsells, rather then to fall in­to the hands of the Parlementeers, withdrew himselfe in a Ser­vingmans disguise to the Scors army, as his last randevous, and this plott was manag'd by the French Agent then residing here; A man wold think that that Nation wol'd have deem'd it an e­ternall honor unto them to have their own King and Countrey­man throw himself thus into their armes, and to repose such a singular trust in them upon such an Extremity: but they corre­sponded not so well with him as he expected, for though at first when the Parlamenteers sollicited their deer Brethren for a deli­very of the Kings person unto them, their note was then, if any forren petty Prince had so put himself upon them, they could not with honor deliver him, much lesse their own Native King; yet they made a sacrifice of him at last for 800000. Crownes; whereupon Bellieure the French Ambassador being convoyed by a Troop of horse from the King towards London, to such a stand, in lieu of larges to the souldiers, he drew out an halfe crown peece, and asked them how many pence that was, they answered 30. He replied, for so much did Judas betray his Master, and so he departed

And now, that in the cours of this Historicall Narration I have touch'd upon France, your Eminence may please to under­stand, that nothing allmost could tend more to the advantage of [Page 11] that King, then these commotions in England, considering that he was embark'd in an actuall war with the House of Austria and that this Iland did do Spain som good offices; among other, by transport of his treasure to Dunkerk in English bottomes, wherunto this King gave way, and somtimes in his own Gale­ons, which sav'd the Spainard neer upon 20. in the hundred, then if he had sent it by way of Genoa; so that som think, though France made semblance to resent the sad condition of her Neighbour, and thereupon sent the Prince of Harcour, and the foresaid Monsieur Bellieure to compose matters, yet she never really intended it, as being against her present interest and en­gagements: yet the world thinks it much that she shold pub­liquely receive an Agent from these Parlamenteers, and that the French Nobility who were us'd to be the gallantest men in the world to vindicate the quarrels of distressed Ladies, are not more sensible of the outrages that have bin offer'd a daughter of France, specially of Henry the great's.

But to resume the threed of my Narration, the King (and with him, one may say, England also) being thus bought and sold, the Parlamenteers insteed of bringing him to Westminster, which had put a Period to all distempers toss'd him up and downe to private houses, and kept the former Army still afoot: And truly I think there was never Prince so abus'd, or poor pee­ple so baffled, and no peeple but a purblind besotted peeple wold have suffred themselfs to be so baffled: for notwithstand­ing that no Enemy appeer'd in any corner of the Kingdom, yet above 20000. Tagaroons have bin kept together ever since to grind the faces of the poore, and exhaust the very vitall spirits of town and Countrey, and keep them all in a perfect slavery: Had the Parlement-men, when the Scots were gone, brought their King in a generous and frank way (as had well becom'd Englishmen) to sitt among them, and trusted to him (which of necessity they must do at last) as they had gain'd more honor far in the world abroad, so they had gain'd more upon his af­fections then I beleeve they will ever do hereafter.

But to proceed, the King having bin a good while prisoner to the Parlement, the Army snatch'd him away from them, and som of the chiefest Commanders having pawn'd their soules un­to [Page 12] him to restore him speedily, in lieu thereof they tumbled him up and down to sundry places, till they juggled him at last to that small Ile where now he is surrounded with a gard of strange faces and if happly he beginns to take delight in any of those faces, he is quickly taken out of his sight. These harsh usages hath made him becom all gray and oregrown with hair, so that he lookes rather like som Silvan Satyr then a Soverain Prince: And truly my Lord the meanest slave in St. Marks gallies or the abiects Captif in Algier bannier is not so miserable as he in di­vers kinds, for they have the comfort of their wifes, children and frends, they can convey and receive Letters, send Messeng­gers upon their errands, and have privat discours with any; all which is denied to the King of great Britain, nay the young Princes his children are not permitted as much as to ask him blessing in a letter. In so much that if he were not a great King of his passions, and had a heart cast in an extraordinary Mould, these pressures & those base aspersions that have bin publiquely cast upon him by the Parlement it self, had bin enough to have sent him out of the world e're this, and indeed 'tis the main th ng they drive at, to torture his brain, and tear his very heartstrings if they could: so that wheras this foolish ignorant peeple speak such horrid things of our Inquisition, truly my Lord 'tis a most gentle way of proceeding being compar'd to this Kings persecu­tions.

As the King himselfe is thus in quality of a captif, so are all his Subjects becom perfect slaves, they have fool'd themselfs into a worse slavery then Jew or Greek under the Ottomans, for they know the bottom of their servitude by paying so many Sultanesses for every head; but here, peeple are put to endles, unknowne, tyrannicall Taxes, besides plundring and Accize, which two words, and the practise of them (with storming of Townes) they have learnt of their pure brethre [...] of Holland: and for plundrings, these Parlementeer Saints think they may robb any that adheres not to them as lawfully as the Iewes did the Egiptians: 'Tis an unsommable masse of money these Re­formers have squandred in few yeers, whereof they have often promis'd and solemnly voted a publike account to satisfie the Kingdome: but as in a hundred things more, so in this pre­cious [Page 13] particular they have dispens'd with their Votes: they have consumed more treasure with pretence to purge one Kingdome, then might have served to have purchas'd two; more (as I am credibly told) then all the Kings of England spent of the public stock since the Saxon Conquest: Thus have they not only beg­ger'd the whole Iland, but they have hurld it into the most fear­full'st Chaos of confusion that ever poore Countrey was in; they have torne in pieces the reines of all Government, trampled upon all Lawes of heaven and earth, and violated the very Dictamens of nature, by making mothers to betray their sonnes, and the sonnes their fathers, but specially that great Charter, which is the Pandect of all the Lawes and Liberties of the free-born Subject, which at their admission to the House they are solemnly sworn to maintaine, is torn in flitters: besides those severall Oaths they forg'd themselfs, as the Protestation and Co­venant, where they voluntarily sweare to maintain the Kings Honor and Rights, together with the established Lawes of the Land, &c. Now I am told, that all Acts of Parlement here are Lawes, and they carry that Majestie with them, that no power can suspend or repeale them, but the same power that made them, which is the King sitting in full Parlement; these mon­grell Polititians have bin so notoriously impudent as to make an inferior Ordinance of theirs to do it, which is point-blank a­gainst the very fundamentalls of this Government, and their owne Oaths, which makes me think that there was never such a perjur'd pack of wretches upon earth, never such Monsters of mankind.

Yet this simple infatuated peeple have a Saint-like opinion of these Monsters, this foolish Citie gards them daily with Horse and Foot, whereby she may be sayd to kisse the very stones that are thrown at her, and the hand whence they came, which a dogg wold not do: But she falls to recollect her felf now that she begins to be pinch'd in Trade, that that her Mint is starv'd, and that the Prince commands both Sea and River: yet the leading'st men in her Common-Councell care not much for it, in regard most of them have left traffiqueing abroad, finding it a more easie and gainefull way of trading at home, by purchasing Church-lands, plunder'd goods, and debts upon [Page 14] the Public Faith; thus the Saints of this Iland turn godlinesse into gaine.

Truly my Lord, I give the English for a lost Nation, never was there a more palpable oblaesion of the brain, and a more visible decay of reason in any race of men: it is a strange judge­ment from heaven, that a peeple shold not be more sensible how they are becom slaves to Rebells, and those most of them the scumm of the Nation, which is the basest of mise­ries: how they suffer them to tyrannize by a meer arbitrary ex­trajudiciall power o're their very soules and bodies, o're their very lif [...]s and livelihoods; how their former freedom is turn'd to fetters, Molehills into Mountaines of grievances, Ship-mo­ney into Accize, Justice into Tyranny: For nothing hath bin and is daily so common amongst them as imprisonment with­out charge, and a charge without an accuser, condemnation with­out apparance, and forfaitures without conviction.

To speak a little more of the King, if all the infernall fiends had ligu'd against him, they could not have design d & disgorg'd more malice: they wold have laid to his charge his fathers death, as arrand a lie as ever was hatch'd in hell: they wold make him fore-know the insurrection in Ireland, whereas the Spanish Ambassador here, & his Confessor who is a very reverend Irish man, told me, that he knew no more of it then the grand Mogor did: they charge him with all the bloud of this civill warre, wheras they and their instruments were the first kindlers of it, and that first prohibited trade: they intercepted and prin­ted his privat letters to his Queen, and hers to him, (Oh barba­rous basenesse!) but therin they did him a pleasure, though the intent was malitious, their aym in all things being to imbitter and envenom the hearts of his peeple towards him; and this was to render him a glorious and well-belov d Prince, and for making him rich, all which they had vow'd to do upon passing the Act of Continuance, they have made him poorer then the meanest of all his vassalls, they have made him to have no propriety in house, goods, or Lands, or as one may say, in his wife and children: 'Twas usuall for the father to hunt in his Park while the son hunted for his life in the field, for the wife to lye in his bedds, while the husband layed wait to [Page 15] murther him abroad; they have seiz'd upon and sold his pri­vat Hangings and Plate, yea his very Cabinets, Jewells and Pictures.

Nor are they the honorablest sort of peeple, and men nobly extracted (as in Scotland) that do all this, (for then it were not so much to be wondred at) but they are the meanest sort of Sub­jects, many of them Mechaniques, whereof the lower House is full; specially the subordinate Committees, who domineer more ore Nobles and Gentry, then the Parliament-Members themselfs their Masters.

Touching those few Peers that sit now voting in the upper House, they may be sayed to be but meer Cyphers, they are grown so degenerate as to suffer the Commons to give them the Law, to ride upon their backs, and do most things without them: There be many thousand Petitions that have been recommended by these Lords to the lower House, which are scornfully thrown into corners and never read; their Messengers have us'd to dance attendance divers houres and dayes afore they were vouchsafed to be let in or heard, to the eternall dishonor of those Peers, and yet poor spirited things they resent it not: The Commons now command all, and though, as I am inform'd, they are sum­mon'd thither by the Kings Originall Writt but to consent to what the King and his great Counsell of Peers (which is the true Court of Parlement) shall resolve upon; They are now from Consenters becom the chiefest Counsellors yea Controw­lers of all; nay som of this lower House fly so high as to term themselfs Conquerors, and though in all conferences with the Lords they stand bare before them, yet by a new way of mix'd Committees they cary themselfs as Collegues: These are the men that now have the vogue, and they have made their Priviledges so big swoln, that they seem to have quite swal­lowed up both the Kings Prerogatives, and that of the Lords: These are the G [...]andees, and Sages of the time [...], though most of them have but crack'd braines and crazy fortunes; Nay som of them are such arrand Knaves and coxcombs, that 'tis questiona­ble whither they more want common honesty, or common sense; nor know no more what belongs to true policy then the left legg of a joint-stoole: They are grown so high a tiptoes, [Page 16] that they seem to scorn an Act of Amnestia, or any grace from their King, wheras som of them deserve to be hang'd as oft as they have haires upon their heads; nor have they any more care of the common good of England then they have of Lapland, so they may secure their persons, and continue their Power and Authority, is sweet, though it be in Hell. Thus, my Lord, is England now govern'd, so that 'tis an easy thing to take a pro­spect of her ruine; The Scot is now the rising man, who is the third time struck into her bowells with a numerous Army: They say he hath vow'd never to return till he hath put the Crown on the Kings head, the Scepter in his hand, and the sword by his side; if he do so, it will be the best thing that ever he did, though som think that he will never be able to do Eng­land as much good as he hath don her hurt; He hath extremely outwitted the English of late yeers: And they who were the cau­sers of his first and last coming in, I hold to be the most pernici­ous Enemies that ever this Nation had; for 'tis probable that Germany will be sooner free of the Swed, then England of the Scot, who will stick close unto him like a burr, that he cannot shake him off; He is becom allready Master of the Englishmans soul, by imposing a religion upon him, and he may hereafter be master of his body.

Your Eminence knowes there is a periodicall fate hangs o­ver all Kingdoms after such a revolution of time, and rotation of fortunes wheele; the cours of the world hath bin, for one Nation, like so many nailes, to thrust out another; But for this Nation, I observe by conference with [...]ivers of the saddest and best weighdst men among them, that the same presages foretell their ruine as did the Israelites of old, which was a murmuring against their Governors; It is a long time that both Judges Bishops, and privy Counsellors have bin mutter'd at, wherof the first shold be the oracles of the Law, the other of the Gospell, the last of State-affaires, and that our judgments shold acquiesce upon theirs; Here as I am inform'd; 'twas common for evry ignorant client to arraign his Judg; for evry puny Clerk to cen­sure the Bishop; for evry shallow-brain home-bred fellow to descant upon the results of the Councell Table: and this spirit of contradiction and contumacy hath bin a long time foment­ing [Page 17] in the minds of this peeple, infus'd into them principally, by the Puritanicall Faction. Touching the second of these (I mean Bishops) they are grown so odious (principally for their large demeanes) among this peeple, as Monks were of old, and one may say it is a just judgment fallen upon them, for they were most busy in demolishing Convents and Monasteries, as these are in destroying Cathedralls and Ministers; But above all, it hath bin observ'd that this peeple hath bin a long time rotten­hearted towards the splendor of the Court, the very glory of their King, and the old establish'd Government of the land: 'Tis true there were a few small leakes sprung in the great ves­sell of the State, (and what vessell was ever so tite but was sub­ject to leakes?) but these wiseakers in stopping of one have made a hundred: Yet if this Kings raign were parallell'd to that of Queen Elizabeth's, who was the greatest Minion of a peeple that ever was, one will find that she stretch'd the Prerogative as much: In her time as I have read in the Latin Legend of her life, som had their hands cut off for writing against her matching with the Duke of Aniou, others were hang'd at Tyburn for tra­ducing her government; she pardon'd thrice as many Roman Priests as this King did, she pass'd divers Monopolies, she kept an Agent at Rome, she sent her Sargeant at Armes to pluck out a Member then sitting in the House of Commons by the eares, and clap'd him in prison; she call'd them sawcy fellowes to meddle with her Prerogative, or with the government of her houshold, she mannag'd all forren affaires, specially the warrs with Ireland soly by her privy Counsell; yet there was no mur­muring at her raign, and the reason I conceave to be, that there was neither Scot or Puritan had then any stroke in England.

Yet, for all their disobedience and grumblings against their Liege Lord the King, this peeple are exactly obedient to their new Masters of the House of Commons, though they sit there but as their Servants and entitle themselfs so; and also though in lieu of the small scratches which England might happily have receiv'd before (all which the King had cur'd) these new Masters have made such deep gashes in her, and given her such deadly wounds, that I believe are incurable.

My Lord, I find by my researches, that there are two great [Page 18] Idolls in this Kingdome the greatest that ever were, they are the Parliament and the Pulpit; 'tis held a kind of blasphemy, if not a sin against the Holy Ghost to speak against the one, and the whole body of Religion is nailed unto the other, for there is no devotion here at all but preaching, which God wot is little better then prating. The abuse of these two hath bin the source of all the distempers which now raign: touching the latter, it hath serv'd as a subservient Engin to prop up the pow­er and popularity of the first; these malicious Pulpit-men breath out nothing thence but either sedition, schisme or blas­phemy: poor shallow brain'd Sciolists, they wold question ma­ny things in the old Testament, and find Apocrypha in the New: And such is the violence wherewith the minds of men and women are transported towards these Preachmen, and no o­ther part of devotion besides, that in all probability they will in time take a surfet of them: so that give this giddy peeple line enough there will be no need of Ca [...]holique Arms to reduce them to the Apostolic Church, they will in time pave the way to it themselves, and be glad to return to Rome to find out a Religion again.

There was here before, as I am informed, a kind of a face of a Church, there were some solemnities, venerations and decen­cies us'd that a man might discover some piety in this peeple; there was a publick Liturgie that in pithy Patheticall prayers reach'd all occasions; the Sacraments were administred with some reverence, their Churches were kept neat and comly; but this nasty race of miscreants have nothing at all of sweetnesse, of piety and devotion in them; 'tis all turn'd to a fatuous kind of more zeal after learning, as if Christianity had no sobriety, consi­stence, or end of knowledg at all: These silly things, to imitate the Apostles time, wold have the same form of discipline to go­vern whole Nations, as it did a chamberfull of men in the in­fancy of the Church, they wold make the same coat serve our Saviour at 30. yeers, which fitted him at three: 'Tis incredible how many ugly sorts of heresies they daily hatch, but they are most of them old ones newly furbish'd; they all relate to Aeri­us, a perfect hater of Bishops, because he could not be one himself. The two Sectaries which sway most, are the Pres­byterians [Page 19] and Independents, the Presbyterian is a spawn of a Puri­tan, and the Independent a spawn of the Presbyterian: there's but one hop 'twixt the first and a Iew, and but half a hop 'twixt the other and an Infidell; they are both opposite to Mo­narchy and Hierarchy; and the latter would have no Go­vernment at all, but a parity and promiscuous confusion, a race of creatures fit only to inhabit Hell: and one of the fruits of this blessed Parlement, and of these two Sectaries is that they have made more Jewes and Athiests then I think there is in all Europe besides; but truly my Lord I think the judgments of Heaven were never so visible in any part of the Earth, as they are now here, for there is Rebell against Rebell, House against House, Cittie against Army, Parlement against Scot, but these two Sectaries I mean the Presb [...]terian and Independent, who were the fire-brands that put this poor Iland first in a flame, are now in most deadly feud one against the other (though they both concur in this to destroy government:) And if the King had time enough to look only upon them, they would quickly hang, draw, and destroy one another.

But indeed all Christian Princes shold observe the motions & successes of these two unlucky Incendiaries, for if they shold ligue together againe (as they have often plaid fast and loose one with another) and prevail here, this Iland wold not terminate their de­signes, they wold puzzle all the world besides. Their Preachmen ordinarily cry out in the Pulpit, there is a great work to be done upon earth, for the reforming all mankind, and they are appoint­ed by Heaven to be the chief Instruments of bringing it about: They have already bin so busie abroad, that (with vast sommes of money) they brought the Swed upon the Dane, and the very Savages upon the English Cavalier in Virginia; and could they confederat wi [...]h Turk, or Tartar, or Hell it self against them, they wold do it: they are monstrously puff'd up with pride, that they stick not to call themselfs Conquerors; and one of the chief ring-leaders of them, an ignorant home-bred kind of Brewer, was not ashamed to vaunt it publiquely in the Commons House, that if he had but 20000. men, he wold undertake to march to Constan­tinople, and pull the Ottoman Emperour out of his throne.

Touching the other grand Idoll the Parlement, 'tis true that [Page 20] the primitive constitution of Parlement in this Iland was a wholsome peece of policy, because it kept a good correspon­dence, and clos d all ruptures 'twixt the King and his people, but this thing they call Parlement now, may rather be term'd but a cantle of one, or indeed a Conventicle of Schismatiques, rather then a great Counsell; 'tis like a kind of headlesse Monster, or som ectropiated carkas; f [...]r there is neither King nor Prelate, nor scarce the seventh part of Peers and Commons, no not the twelfth part fairely elected; neverthelesse they draw the peeple, specially this City, like so many stupid animalls, to adore them.

Yet though this institution of Parlement be a wholsom thing in it self, there is in my judgment a great incongruity in one par­ticular; and I believe it hath bin the cause of most distempers; It is, That the Burgesses are more in number then the Knights of Shires; for the Knights of the Shires are commonly Gentlemen well born, and bred, and vers'd in the Lawes of the Land, as well as forren governments, divers of them; but the Burgesses of Townes are commonly Tradesmen, and being bred in Corpo­rations, they are most of them inclining to Puritamism, and consequently to popular government; these, exceeding the Knights in number, carry all before them by plurality of Voices, and so puzzle all: And now that I have mentioned Corporations, I must tell your Lordship, that the greatest soloecism in the policy of this Kingdom, is the number of them; especially this mon­strous City, which is compos'd of nothing els but of Corpora­tions; and the greatest errors that this King, specially his Fa­ther committed, was to suffer this town to spread her wings so wide; for she bears no proportion with the bignesse of the Iland, but may fit a Kingdom thrice as spacious; she engrosseth and dreines all the wealth and strength of the Kingdom; so that I cannot compa [...]e England more properly then to one of our Cre­mona geese, where the custom is, to fatten onely the heart, but in doing so the whole body growes lank.

To draw to a conclusion, This Nation is in a most sad and desperate condition, that they deserved to be pittied, and pre­served from sinking, and having cast the present state of things and all interests into an equall balance, I find, my Lord there be three waies to do it, one good, and two bad:

[Page 21]1. The first of the bad ones is the Sword, which is one of the scourges of heaven, especially the Civill sword.

2. The second bad one is the Treaty, which they now offer the King in that small Iland where he hath bin kept Captif so long, (in which quality the world will account him still while he is detain'd there) and by that Treaty to bind him as fast as they can, and not trust him at all.

3. The good way is, in a free confiding brave way (English­men like to send for their King to London, where City, and Countrey shold petition him to summon a new and free full Parlement, which he may do as justly as ever he did thing in his life, these men having infring'd as well all the essentiall Privi­ledges of Parlement, as ev'ry puntillio of it, for they have often risen up in a confusion without adjournment, they had two Speakers at once, they have most perjuriously and beyond all imagination betrayed the trust both King and Countrey repos'd in them, subverted the very fundamentalls of all Law, and plung'd the whole Kingdom in this bottomlesse gulf of calami­ties: another Parlement may happly do som good to this lan­guishing Iland, and cure her convulsions, but for these men that arrogat to themselfes the name of Parlement (by a locall puntil­lio only because they never stirr'd from the place where they have bin kept together by meer force) I find them by their a­ctions to be so pervers, so irrational and refractory, so far given over to a reprobat sense, so fraught with rancor, with an irrecon­cileable malice and thirst of bloud, that England may well de­spaire to be heal'd by such Phlebotomists, or Quacksalvers; besides they are so full of scruples, apprehensions, and jealou­sies proceeding from black guilty soules, and gawl'd conscien­ces, that they will do nothing but chop Logic with their King, and spin out time to continu their power, and evade punish­ment, which they think is unavoydable if there should be a free Parlement.

Touching the King he comports himself with an admired temper'd equ [...]nimity, he invades and o'remasters them more and more in all his answers by strength of reason, though he have no soul breathing to consult withall, but his owne Genius: he gaines wonderfully upon the hearts and opinion of his peeple, [Page 22] and as the Sun useth to appear bigger in winter, and at his de­clension in regard of the interposition of certain meteors 'twixt the eye of the beholder and the object, so this King being thus o'reclouded and declined shines far more glorious in the eyes of his peeple; and certainly these high morall vertues of constancy, courage and wisdom com from above; and no won­der, for Kings as they are elevated above all other peeple and stand upon higher ground, they sooner receave the inspirations of heaven; nor doth he only by strength of reason our wit them, but he wooes them by gentlenes and mansuetude; as the Gen­tleman of Paris who having an Ape in his house that had taken his only child out of the cradle, and dragged him up to the ridge of the house, the parent with ruthfull heart charmed the Ape by faire words and other blandishments to bring him softly down, which he did; England may be said to be now just upon such a precipice, ready to have her braines dasht out, and I hope these men will not be worse natur'd then that brute animal, but will save her.

Thus have I given your Eminence a rough account of the state of this poor and pittifully deluded peeple, which I wil perfect when I shall com to your presence, which I hope will be before this Autumnall Equinox; I thought to have sojourn'd here longer, but that I am growne weary of the clime, for I feare there's the other two scourges of heaven that menace this I­land, I mean the famin and pestilence, especially this City, for their prophanenes, rebellion and sacriledge: it hath bin a talk a great while whether Anti-Christ be com to the world or no, I am sure Anti-Jesus, which is worse, is among this peeple, for they hold all veneration, though voluntary proceeding from the inward motions of a sweet devoted soule, and causing an out­ward genuflexion, to be superstitious, insomuch that one of the Synodicall Saints here printed and published a Book entitling it against Iesu Worship.

So in the profundest posture of reverence I kisse your vest, being

My Lord,
Your Eminences most humbly devoted [...]
A WINTER DREAME. …

A WINTER DREAME.

Quae me suspensum Insomnia terrent? Virg.
Saepe futurarum praesagia Somnia Rerum.
[woodcut of crowned English rose]

[woodcut of crowned Scottish thistle]

[woodcut of crowned fleur-de-lis]

Printed Anno Domini QuanDo ReX AngLoruM VectI vIctItabat CaptIvus, 1649.

The Printer to the Reader.

BEcause the Interpretation of this Dream may be obvious to all [...]pacities, I have presumed, with the Authors leave, to prefix here the names of those Countreys he hints at.

  • 1. The States of Holland.
  • 2. High Germany.
  • 3. The Kingdom of Naples.
  • 4. The Republic of Venice.
  • 5. The Kingdoms of Spain.
  • 6. The Kingdom of France.
  • 7. The Kingdoms of England, and the confusions thereof by way of Apolog.
  • 8. The Scots.

A Winter Dream.

IT was in the dead of a long Winter night, when no eyes were open but Watchmen, and Centinell's, that I was fallen soundly asleep, the Cinq out-Ports were shut up closer then usually, and my sences so treble lock'd, that the Moon, had she descended from her watry Orb, might have don much more to me then she did to Endymion when he lay snoaring upon the brow of Latmus Hill; nay, (be it spoken without prophane­nesse) if a rib had bin taken out of me that night, to have made a new model of a woman, I shold hardly have felt it.

Yet, though the Cousin-german of Death had so strongly seiz'd thus upon the exterior parts of this poore Tabernacle of flesh, my inward were never more actif, and fuller of employ­ments then they were that night.

Pictus imaginibus, formis{que} fugacibus adstat
Morpheus, & variis fi [...]git nova vultibus ora.

Me thought my soul made a sallie abroad into the world, and fetch'd a vast compas; she seem'd to soar up and slice the air, to crosse seas, clammer up huge Hills, and never rested till she had arriv'd at the Antipodes: Now som of the most judicious Geometricians and Chorographers hold that the whole Masse of the Earth being round like the rest of her fellow Elements, ther be places, and poizing parts of the Continent, there be [Page 2] Peninsulas, Promontories and Ilands upon the other face of the Earth that correspond and concenter with all those Regi­ons and Iles that are upon this superficies which we tread; Countries that symbolize with them in qualities, in tempera­ture of air and clime, as well as in nature of soile; The Inhabi­tants also of those places which are so perpendicularly opposit, do sympathize one with another in disposition, complexions and humors, though the Astronomers wold have their East to be our West, and so all things vice versa in point of position, which division of the Heaven is only mans institution.

But to give an account of the strange progres my soule made that night; the first Country she lighted on was a very low flat Countrey, and it was such an odd amphibious Countrey, being so indented up and down with Rivers and armes of the sea, that I made a question whither I shold call it Water or Land; yet though the Sea be invited and usher'd in into som places, he is churlistly pen'd out in som other: so that though he foam and swell, and appeer as high Walls hard by, yet they keep him out, maugre all his roaring and swelling.

As I wandred up and down in this Watry Region, I might behold from a streight long Dike whereon I stood, a strange kind of Forrest, for the trees mov'd up and down; they look'd afar off as if they had bin blasted by thunder; for they had no leafs at all; but making a neerer approach unto them, I found they were a nomberlesse company of Ship Masts, and before them appeer'd a great Town incorporated up and down with Water;Amsterdam. As I mus'd with my self upon the sight of all this, I concluded, that the Inhabitants of that Countrey were notable industrious peeple, who could give Law so to the angry Ocean, and occupie those places where the great Leviathan should tum­ble and take his pastime in; As my thought ran thus, I met with a man, whom I conjectur'd to be 'twixt a Marchant and a Mariner, his salutation was so homely; the air also was so foggie that me thought it stuck like cobbwebs in his Mustachos; & he [Page 3] was so dull in point of motion, as if his veines had bin filld with buttermilk in lieu of blood: I began to mingle words with him, and to expostulate somthing about that Coun­trey and peeple; and then I found a great deal of downright ci­vilities in him: He told me that They were the only men who did miracles of late yeers; Those innumerable piles of stones you see before you in such comely neat fabriques, is a place (said he) that from a Fish Market in effect is com to be one of the greatest Marts in this part of the world, which hath made her swell thrice bigger then she was 50. yeers ago; and as you be­hold this floating Forrest of Masts before her mole, so if you could see the foundations of her houses, you shold see another great Forrest, being rear'd from under ground upon fair piles of timber, which if they chance to sink in this Marshy soyl, we have an art to scrue them up again. We have for 70. yeers and above without any intermission, except a short-liv'd truce that once was made, wrastled with one of the greatest Potentates up­on Earth, and born up stoutly against him, gramercy our two next neighbour Kings, and their Reason of State, with the advan­tage of our situation. We have fought our selfs into a free State, and now quite out of that ancient alleageance we ow'd him; and though we pay 20. times more in taxes of all sorts then we did to him, yet we are contented: We have turn'd War into a trade, and that which useth to beggar others, hath benefited us: Be­sides, we have bin and are still the rendevous of most disconten­ted Subjects, when by the motions of unquiet consciences in points of Religion, or by the fury of the sword, they are forc'd to quit their own Countreys, who bring their arts of Manufa­cture, and moveables, hither; In so much that our Lombards are full of their goods, and our banks superabound with their gold and silver which they bring hither in specie. To secure our selfs, and cut the Enemy more work, and to engage our Confiderats in a war with him, we have kindled fires in evry corner; and now that they are together by the Eares, we have bin content [Page 5] lately, being long woo'd thereunto, to make a peace with that King to whom we once acknowledged vassalage; which King out of a height of spirit, hath spent 500. times more upon us for our reduction, then all our Countrey is worth; But now he hath bin well contented to renounce and abjure all claimes and rights of Soverainty over us; In so much, that being now without an Enemy, we hope in a short time to be masters of all the comerce in this part of the world, and to eat our Neighbours out of trade in their own Comodities: We fear nothing but that exces of Wealth, and a surfet of ease may make us careles and breed quarrells among our selfs, and that our Generall, be­ing married to a great Kings daughter, may—

Here he suddenly broke the threed of his discourse, and got hastily away, being hal'd by a ship that was sailing hard by.

Hereupon my soul took wing again, and cut her way through that foggy condens'd aire, till she lighted on a fair, spacious, cleare Continent, a generous and rich Soile mantled up and downe with large woods, where, as I rang'd to and fro, I might see divers faire Houses, Townes, Palaces and Castles, looking like so many Carkases, for no humane soule appear'd in them; me thought I felt my heart melting within me in a soft resentment of the case of so gallant a Countrey, and as I stood at amaze, and in a kind of astonishment, a goodly perso­nage makes towards me, whom both for his comportment, and countenance, I perceiv'd to be of a finer mould then that companion I had met withall before: by the trace of his looks I guessed he might be som Nobleman that had bin ruin'd by som disaster: having acosted him with a fitting distance, he be­gan in a Masculin strong winded language full of aspirations and tough collision of Consonants, to tell me as followeth: Sir, I find you are a stranger in this Countrey, because you stand so agast at the devastations of such a fair piece of the Con­tinent, then know Sir, because I beleeve you are curious to carry away with you the causes thereof, that those ruthfull ob­jects [Page 5] which you behold, are the effects of a long lingring war, and of the fury of the Sword, a cruentous civill War that hath rag'd here ubove 30. yeares: one of the grounds of it was the infortunate undertaking of a Prince, who liv'd not far off in an affluence of all earthly felicity; he had the greatest Lady to his wife, the best purse of money, the fairest Stable of horse, and choicest Library of books of any other of his neighbour Princes. But being by desperate and aspiring coun­sells put upon a Kingdome, while he was catching at the sha­dow of a Crowne, he lost the substance of all his own ancient possessions: by the many powerfull alliances he had (which was the cause he was pitched upon) [...]he feud continued long; for among others a Northern King took advantage to rush in, who did a world of mischiefs, but in a few yeers that King and he found their graves in their own ruins neer upon the same time; but now, may heaven have due thanks for it, there is a pe [...]ce concluded, a peace which hath bin 14. long yeers a moulding, and will I hope, be shortly put in execution; yet 'tis with this fatall disadvantage, that the said Northerne pe [...]ple, besides a masse of ready money we are to give them, are to have firme footing, and a warm nest ever in this C [...]untrey hereafter, so that I fear we shall hear from them too often: upon these words this noble personage fetch'd a deep sigh, but in such a ge [...]erous manner, that he seem'd to breake and check it before it c [...]me halfe forth.

Thence my soule taking her flight o're divers huge and hor­rid cacuminous mountaines, at last I found my selfe in a great populous Towne, but her buildings were miserably battered up and downe, she had a world of Palaces, Castles, Convents and goodly Churches: as I stepped out of curiosity into one of them, upon the West side there was a huge Grate, where a creature all in white beckned at me, making my app oach to the Grate, I found her to be a Nun, a lovely creature she was, for I could not distinguish which was whiter, her hue or her [Page 6] habit, her vaile other face, it made me remember (though in a dream my self) that saying, If Dreams and wishes had been tru, there had not been found a tru maid to make a Nun of ever since a Cloyster'd life began first among women; I asked her the reason how so many ugly devastations should befall so beautifull a City, she in a dolorous gentle tone, and ruthfull accents, the tears trickling down her cheeks like so many pearles, (such pearly teares that wold have dissolv'd a Diamond) sobb'd out unto me this speech: Gentle Sir, 'tis far beyond any expressi­ons of mine, and indeed beyond humane imagination to con­ceive the late calamities which have befallen this faire though infortunate City, a pernicious popular Rebellion broke out here upon a sudden into most horrid barbarismes, a Fate that hangs over most rich popular places that swim in luxe and plen­ty; but touching the grounds thereof, one may say that rebel­lion entred into this City, as sin first entred into the world by an apple: For our King now in his great extremities having almost halfe the world banding against him, and putting but a small tax upon a basket of fruit to last only for a time, this fruit-tax did put the peeples teeth so on edge, that it made them gnash against the Government, and rush into Armes; but they are sensible now of their own follies, for I thinke never any place suffered more in so short a time: the civill combustions abroad in other Kingdomes may be said to be but small squibs compar'd to those horrid flakes of fire which have rag'd here, and much adoe we had to keep our Vestall fire free from the fu­ry of it: in lesse then the revolution of a yeer it consum'd a­bove fourscore thousand soules within the walls of this Ci­ty; But 'tis not the first time of forty, that this luxurious foo­lish peeple hath smarted for their insurrections and insolencies, and that this mad horse hath o'rethrowne his Rider, and drawn a worse upon his back; who instead of a saddle, put a pack-saddle and Panniers upon him: but indeed the voluptuousnesse of this peeple was growne ripe for the judgement of heaven; [Page 7] she was then beginning to expostulat with me about the state of my Countrey, and I had a mighty mind to satisfie her, for I could have corresponded with her in the relation of as strange things, but the Lady Ahadesse calling her away, she departed in an instant, obedience seem'd to be there so precise and punctuall.

I steer'd my course thence through a most delicious Countrey to another City that lay in the very bosome of the Sea, she was at first nothing els but a kind of posie made up of dainty green hillocks, tied together by above 400. bridges, and so coagulated into a curious Citie; though she be espous'd to Neptune very solemnly once evry yeer, yet she still reserves her maydenhead, and beares the title of the Virgin Citie in that part of the world; But I found her tug­ging mainly with a huge Giant that wold ravish her; He hath shrewdly set on her skirts, and a great shame it is, that she is not now assisted by her Neighbours, & that they shold be together by the eares when they shold do so necessary a work, considering how that great Giant is their common E­nemy; and hath lately vow'd seven yeers warrs against her; specially considering, that if he comes once to ravish her, he will quickly ruin them; She (to her high honor be it spoken) being their only rampart against the incursion of the said Giant, and by consequence their greatest security.

From this Maiden Citie, mee thought, I was in a trice carried over a long gulf, and so through a Midland Sea, into another Kingdome, where I felt the Clime hotter by some Degrees; a rough hew'n soile, for the most part, it was, full of craggie barren [...]ills; but where there were valleys and water enough, the coun [...]rey was extraor­dinarily fruitfull, whereby nature (it seems) made her a com­pensation for the sterility of the rest. Yet notwithstanding the hardship of the soyl, I found her full of Abbeys, Mona­steries, Hermitages, Convents, Churches, and other places of devotion; As I rov'd there a while, I encountred a grave [Page 8] man in a long black cloak, by the fashion whereof, and by the brimms of his hat, I perceived him to be a Jesuit; I clos'd with him, and question'd with him about that Coun­trey: He told me the King of that Countrey was the great­est Potentat of that part of the world; and, to draw power to a greater unitie, they of our Order could be well conten­ted, that he were universall Head over Temporalls, because 'tis most probable to be effected by him, as we have already one universall Head over Spiritualls: This is the Monark of the Mines, I mean of Gold and Silver, who furnishes all the world, but most of all his own Enemies with money, which money foments all the warrs in this part of the world: Never did any earthly Monark thrive so much in so short a tract of time; But of late yeers he hath bin illfavou­redly shaken by the revolt and utter defection of two sorts of Subjects, who are now in actuall armes against him on both sides of him at his own doors. There hath bin also a long deadly feud 'twixt the next tramontan Kingdom and him, though the Queen that rules there be his own sister, an unnaturall odious thing: But it seems God Almighty hath a quarrell of late yeers with all earthly Potentats; for in so short a time there never happen'd such strange shocks and revolutions: The great Emperour of Ethiopia hath bin outed, he and all his children by a petty companion: The King of China a greater Emperour then he, hath lost almost all that huge Monarchy by the incursion of the Tartar, who broke ore the Wall upon him; The grand Turk hath bin strangled, with 30. of his Concubines; The Emperur of Mus­covy hath bin content to beg his life of his own vassalls, & to see before his face divers of his chief Officers hack'd to pee­ces, & their heads cut off & steep'd in strong water, to make them burn more bright in the market place. Besides theabove mentioned, this King hath also divers Enemies more, yet he bears up against them all indifferently well, though with [Page 9] infinite expence of treasure: and the Church, specially our Society, hath stuck close unto him in these his exigents: whence may be inferr'd, that let men repine as long as they will at the possessions of the Church, they are the best anchors to a State in a storme, and in time of need to preserve it from sinking; besides acts of charity wold be quite lost among men, did not the wealth of the Church keep life in them: Hereupon drawing a huge paire of Beads from under his cloak, he began to aske me of my Religion; I told him I had a long journey to go, so that I could not stay to wait on him longer; so we parted, and me thought I was very glad, to be rid of him so well.

My soule then made another flight over an Assembly of hideous high hills, and lighted under another Clyme, on a rich and copious Countrey resembling the form of a Lo­senge, but me thought, I never saw so many poor peeple in my life; I encountred a Peasan, and asked him what the reason was, that there shold be so much poverty in a Coun­trey where there was so much plenty: Sir, they keep the Commonalty poor in pure policy here; for being a peeple, as the world observes us to be, that are more humerous then others, and that love variety and change, if we were suffered to be pamper'd with wealth, we wold ever and anon rise up in tumults, and so this Kingdome shold never be quiet, but subject to intestine broyles, and so to the hazard of any invasion: But there was of late a devillish Cardinall, whose humour being as sanguin as his habit, and working upon the weaknes of his Master, hath made us not onely poore, but stark beggars, and we are like to continue so by an eternall war, wherein he hath plung'd this poore Kingdom, which war must be maintained with our very vi­tall spirits: but as dejected and indigent as we are, yet upon the death of that ambitious Cardinall, we had risen up a­gainst this, who hath the Vogue now, (with whom he hath [Page 10] left his principles) had not the fearfull example of our next transmarin Western neighbours, and the knowledge we have of a worse kind of slavery, of those endles arbitrary taxes, and horrid confusions they have fool'd themselfs lately into, utterly deterr'd us, though we have twenty times more reason to rise then ever they had: yet our great City hath shew'd her teeth, and gnash'd them ilfavouredly of late, but we find she hath drawn water only for her owne Mill, we fare little the better, yet we hope it will conduce to peace, which hath been so long in agitation. I cannot remember how I parted with that Peasan, but in an instant I was landed upon a large Island, and me thought, 'twas the temperat'st Region I had been in all the while; the heat of the Sun there is as harmles as his light, the evening serenes are as wholsome there, as the morning dew; the Dog-daies as innocuous as any of the two Equinoxes. As I rang'd to and fro that fair Iland, I spied a huge City whose length did far exceed her latitude, but neither for length or latitude did she seem to beare any politicall proportion with that Iland: she look'd, me thought, like the Jesuits hat whom I had met withall before, whose brimms were bigger then the crowne, or like a petticoat, whose fringe was longer then the body. As I did cast my eyes upwards, me thought I discern'd a strange Inscription in the aire which hung just over the midst of that Citie written in such huge visible characters, that any one might have read it, which was this: Woe be to the bloody City.

Hereupon a reverend Bishop presented himselfe to my view, his gray haires, and grave aspect struck in mee an extraordinary reverence of him: so performing those com­plements which were fitting, I asked him of the condition of the place, he in a submisse sad tone, with clouds of me­lancholy waving up and downe his lookes, told me; Sir, this Iland was reputed few years since to have been in the [Page 11] completest condition of happinesse of any part on earth, insomuch that she was repin'd at for her prosperity and peace by all her neighbours, who were plung'd in warre round about her, but now she is fallen into as deep a gulf of misery, and servitude, as she was in a height of felicity and freedom before: Touching the grounds of this change, I cannot impute it to any other then to a surfet of happinesse; now there is no surfet so dangerous as that of happines: There are such horrid divisions here, that if they were a foot in hell, they were able to destroy the Kingdom of Satan: truly Sir, there are crep'd in more opinions among us about mat­ters of Religion, then the Pagans had of old of the Summum bonum, which Varro saith were 300. the understandings of poor men were never so puzzled & distracted; a great while there were two opposit powers who swayed here in a kind of equality that people knew not whom to obey, many thou­sands complied with both, as the men of Calecut who adore God and the Devill, (Tamum Squantum, as it is in the Indian language) the one for love, the other for feare: there is a monstrous kind of wild liberty here that ever was upon earth; that which was complained of as a stalking horse to draw on our miseries at first, is now only in practice, which is meer arbitrary rule; for now both Law, Religion, and Allegiance are here arbitrary: Touching the last, 'tis quite lost, 'tis per­mitted that any one may prate, preach, or print what they will in derogation of their anointed King: which word King was once a Monosyllable of some weight in this Ile, but 'tis as little regarded now as the word Pope (among som) which was also a mighty Monosyllable once among us: the rule of the Law is, that the King can do no wrong, there is a contrary rule now crept in, that the King can receive no wrong; and truly Sir, 'tis a great judgement both upon Prince and peeple, upon the one, that the love of his vassalls shold be so alienated from him; upon the other, that their [Page 12] hearts shold be so poysond, and certainly 'tis the effects of an ill spirit; both the one and the other in all probability tend to the ruine of this Kingdom. I will illustrat this unto you, Sir, by an Apologue as followeth.

There happen'd a shrewd commotion & distemper in the Body Natural 'twixt the Head and the Members; not one­ly the Noble parts (som of them) but the common inferior organs also banded against him in a high way of unnaturall presumption; The heart, which is the source of life, with the Pericardiū about it, did swell against him; the Liver, which is the shop of sanguification, gather'd ill blood: all the humors turn'd to Choler against him; The Arms lift up themselfs against him, neither back, hams or knees wold bow to him, nay the very feet offer'd to kick him; The foure and twenty ribs, the reines, the Hypocondrium, the Diaphragma, the Mise­raic, & Emulgent veins were fil'd with corrupt blood against him: yea the Hypogastrium and the bowells made an intestin war against him. While the feud lasted, it hapned that these tumultuary Members fell out among themselfs; The Hand wold have all the fingers equall, nay the toes wold be of even length, & the rest of the subservient members wold be independent: They grew so foolish, that they wold have the fondament to be where the mouth is, the brest where the bask, the belly where the braine, and the yard where the nose, the sholders shold be no more said to be backwards, nor the leggs downwards; A bloody quarrell fell 'twixt the Heart and Liver, which of them receiv'd the first formation, and whither of the two be the chiefest officine of sanguificati­on; which question bred so much gaul 'twixt the Aristotelians & the Galenists; While this Spleen & strange tympany of pride lasted, it cau'sd such an ebullition and heat in the masse of bloud, that it put the Microcosm, the whole Body in a high burning Feaver or Frenzy rather, which in a very short time grew to be a Heptic, and so all perish'd by a fatall consump­tion.

I fear the same fate attends this infortunate Iland, for such as was the condition of that naturall head, this Apolog speaks of, the same is the case of the politic Head and Body of this Iland; Never was Soverain Prince so banded against by his own Subjects, never was the patience of a Prince so put upon the tenter; He is still no lesse then a Captif, his children are in banishment in one Countrey, his Queen in another, the greatest Queen of bloud upon earth; a Queen that brought with her the greatest portion that ever Queen did in treasure; yet in twenty yeers and upwards, her join­ture hath not bin setled as it shold be; nor hath she bin crown'd all this while according to matrimoniall Articles; notwithstanding that, for the comfort of this Nation, and the establishment of the Throne, she hath brought forth so many hopefull Princes.

But now Sir; because I see you are so attentive, and seem to be much mov'd at this Discourse, as I have discover'd un­to you the generall cause of our calamities, which was not onely a satiety, but a surfeit of happinesse, so I will de­scend now to a more particular cause of them; it was a Nor­thern Nation that brought these cataracts of mischief: upon us; and you know the old saying,

Out of the North
All ill comes forth.

Far be it from me to charge the whole Nation herewith; no, but onely some pernicions Instruments that had insinu­ated themselfs, and incorporated among us, and sway'd both in our Court and Counsells: They had a hand in eve­ry Monopoly; they had out of our Exchequer, and Cu­stoms neer upon 400000. Crowns in yeerly Pensions, viis & modis; yet they could not be content, but they must puzzle the peace and policy of this Church and State: and though they are people of differing Intellectualls, differing Lawes, Customes, and Manners unto us, yet for matter of consci­ence [Page 14] they wold bring our necks into their yoak, as if they had a greater talent of reason, & cleerer illuminations, as if they understood Scripture better, and were better acquain­ted with God Almighty then we, who brought them first from Paganisme to Christianity, and also to be reformed Christians: but it seems, matters have little thriven with them; nay the visible hand of heaven hath bin heavily up­on them divers wayes since they did lift their hands against their native King; For notwithstanding the vast summs they had hence, yet is the generality of them as beggarly as ever they were; besides, the Civill Sword hath rag'd there as furiously as here, and did as much execution a­mong them. Moreover the Pestilence hath beene more violent, and sweeping in their chief Town then ever it was since they were a peeple. And now lately ther's the notablest dishonour befaln them that possibly could light upon a Nation, in that 7000. of ours shold upon eeven ground encounter, kill, slay, rout and utterly discomfit thrice as many of theirs, though as well appointed and arm'd as men could be: And truly Sir, the advantages that accru to this Nation are not a few by that exploit; For of late yeers that Nation was cried up abroad to be a more Mar­tiall peeple then we, and to have baffled us in open field in divers traverses: besides, I hope a small matter will pay now their Arrerages here, and elswhere; but principally, I hope they will not be so busie hereafter in our Court and Counsell, as they have been formerly.

Another cause of our calamity is a strange race of peeple sprung up among our selfs, who were confederat with those of the North; they wold make Gods House cleane, and put out the candle of all ancient learning & knowledg; they would sweep it only by the light of an Ignis fatuus: but 'tis visibly found that they have brought much more rubbage into it; and wheras in reforming this house, they shold ra­ther find out the groat that is lost, they go about to take away [Page 15] the mite that's left, and so put Christs Spouse to live on meer almes: true it is, there is a kind of Zeal that burns in them, (& I could wish there were so much piety) but this zeal burns with too much violence and presumption, which is no good symptom of spirituall health, it being a rule, that as the naturall heat, so the spirituall shold be moderat, els it commonly turns to a frenzy: and that is the thing which causeth such a giddines and distraction in their braines; This (proceeding from the suggestions of an ill spirit) puffs them up with so much mentall pride; for the Devill is so cunning a Wrastler, that he oftentimes lifts men up to give them the greater fall: they think they have an inerring spirit, and that their Diall must needs go tru, howsoever the Sun goes: they wold make the Gospell, as the Caddies make the Alchoran, to decide all civill temporall matters under the large notion of slander, whereof they to be the Judges, and so in time to hook in all things to their Classis: I believe if these men were dissected when they are dead, there would be a great deale of Quick-silver found in their braines.

Prob Superi, quantum mortalia pectora coecae
No [...] habent!—

But I could pitty the giddinesse of their braines, had they not so much gaules in their breasts, were they not so thir­sting after blood, so full of poison and irreconcileable ma­lice, in so much that it may be very well thought, these men are a kin to that race which sprung out of the Serpents teeth: these are they which have seduced our great Coun­sell, and led this foolish City by the nose to begin and fo­ment this ugly War, insomuch that if those numberlesse bo­dies which have perish'd in these commotions, were cast in­to her streets, and before her doores, many thousand Citi­zens noses wold bleed of pure guilt.

Not to hold you long, these are the men, who have baf­fled [Page 16] common sense, blasted the beams of nature, and offered violence to reason; these are they who have infatuated most of the peeple of this Iland; so that whereas in times past, som call'd her the Ile of Angells, she may be [...]erm'd now the Ile of Gulls, or more properly the Ile of Doggs, or ra­ther indeed the Ile of Wolfs, there is such a true Lycanthropy com in among us: I am loth to call her the Iland of Devills, though she hath bin branded so abroad.

To conclude Sir, the glory of this Isle is quite blasted; 'tis tru they speake of peace, but while the King speakes to them of it, they make themselfs ready for battell; I much fear, that Ixion-like, we imbrace a cloud for peace, out of which ther will issue out Centaures, and Monsters, as sprung out of that cloud.

Touching that ancient'st holy Order whereof you see me to be; I well hoped, that in regard they pretended to reform things only, they wold not have quite extirpated, but regu­lated only this Order: it had bin enough to brayle our wings, not to have fear'd them: to have lopp'd & prun'd, not to have destroid root & branch of that ancient tree which was plan­ted by the hands of the Apostles themselfs: In fine Sir, we are a lost peeple, 'tis no other Daedalus, but the high D [...]y of hea­ven can clue us out of this labyrinth of confusions, can extri­cat us out of this maze of miseries: the Philosopher saith, 'tis impossible for man to quadrat a Circle; so 'tis not in the power of man, but of God alone, to make a loyall Subject of a Roundhead: Among other things that strangers report of this Iland, they say that Winter here hath too many teares in his eyes: Helas Sir, 'tis impossible he shold have too many now, to bewaile the lamentable base slavery, that a free-born peeple is com to: and though they are grown so tame as to kisse the rod that whips them, yet their Taskmasters wil not throw it into the fire.

Truly Sir, as my tongue is too feeble to expresse our mise­ries, [Page 17] so the plummet of the best understanding is too short to sadom the depth of them.

With this, the grave Venerable Bishop giving me his be­nediction, fetcht such a sigh, that wold have rended a rock asunder; and suddenly vanish'd (me thought) out of my sight up towards Heaven. I presently after awoke about the dawnings of the day, when one could hardly discern Dog from Wolf; and my soule, my Animulae vagula blan­dula, being re-entred through the Horn gate of sleep into her former mansion, half tyr'd after so long a Peregrination; and having rub'd my eyes, distended my limms, and return'd to a full expergefaction, I began to call my self to account touching those world of objects my fancy had represented unto me that night; and when by way of reminisence I fell to examine and ruminate upon them; Lord, what a masse of Ideas ran in my head! but when I call'd to mind the last Countrey my soule wandred in, me thought I felt my heart like a lump of lead within me, when I considerd how pat every circumstance might be applied to the present con­dition of England: I was meditating with my self what kind of dream this might be; whereupon I thought upon the common division that Philosophers make of dreames, that they are either

  • Divine,
  • Diabolicall,
  • Naturall, or
  • Humane.

For the first, they are Visions more properly or Revelations, whereof there are divers examples in the holy Oracles of God, but the puddled cranies of my brain are not roomes clean enough to entertain such: Touching the second kind, which com by the impulses of the Devill, I have heard of divers of them, as when one did rise up out of his sleep, and fetcht a poyniard to stab his bedfellow, which he had don, [Page 18] had he not bin awake; Another went to the next chamber abed to his mother, and wold have ravish'd her; but I thank God this dream of mine was not of that kind? Touching the third species of dreames; which are naturall dreames, they are according to the humor which predominats; if Melancholy sway, we dream of black darksom devious pla­ces; if Phlegm, of waters; if Choler, of frayes, fightings and troubles; if Sanguin predominat, we dream of green fields, gardens, and other pleasant representations; and the Physitian comes often to know the quality of a disease by the nocturnall objects of the patients fancy.

Humane dreams relate to the actions of the day past, or of the day following, & som representations are clear & even; others are amphibious, mongrell, distorted and squalid ob­jects, according to the species of things in troubled matters; and the object is cleer or otherwise, according to the tenui­ty or the grossnes of the vapors which ascend from the ven­tricle up to the brain.

Touching my dream, I think it was of this last kind; for I was discoursing of, and condoling the sad distempers of our times the day before: I pray God som part of it prove not propheticall; for, although the Frenchman sayeth, Son­ges sont Mensonges, dreames are delusions, and that they turn to contraries, yet the Spaniard hath a saying,

Et ciego sonnavaque viae,
Y era lo que querria.
The blind man dreamt he did see light,
The thing he wish'd for happen'd right.

Insomuch that some Dreams oftentimes prove tru; as S. Au­stin makes mention of a rich Merchant in Milan, who being dead, one of his Creditors comes to his son to demand such a sum of money which he had lent his father; the son was confident 'twas paid, but not finding the Creditors Receipt, he was impleaded and like to be cast in the Sute, had not his [Page 19] fathers Ghost appeared to him, and directed him to the place where the Acquittance was, which he found the next day accordingly. Galen speaks of one that dreamt he had a wooden leg, and the next day he was taken with a dead Pal­sie in one whole side. Such a Dream was that of William Rufus, when he thought he had felt a cold gust passing through his bowells; and the next day he was slain in the guts, by the glance of an arrow, in new Forrest, a place where he and his Father had committed so many Sacrile­ges. I have read in Artimedorus, of a woman that dreamt she had seen the pictures of three faces in the Moone like her self, and she was brought to bed of three daughters a little after, who all died within the compas of a moneth. Ano­ther dreamt, that Xanthus water ran red, and the next day he fell a spitting of blood.

To this I will add another fore-telling Dream, whereof I have read, which was thus: two young Gentlemen be­ing travelling abroad in strange Countreyes, and being come to a great towne, the one lay far in the Citie, the o­ther in an Hostry without the walls in the Suburbs: he in the City did dream in the dead of night, that his friend which he had left in the Suburbs rush'd into his chamber panting and blowing, being pursued by others; he dreamt so againe, and the third time he might see his friends Ghost appeering at his beds side with blood trickling down his throat, and a Poyniard in his brest, telling him; Dear friend, I am come now to take my last farewell of thee, and if thou rise be­times, thou shalt meet me in the way going to be buried; the next morning his friend going with his Host towards the Inn in the Suburbs where he left his friend, they met with a Cart laden with dung in the way, which being staid and search'd, the dead body was found naked in the dung.

I will conclude with a notable Dreame that Osman the great Turk had, not many yeers since, a few dayes before he [Page 20] was murthered by his Janizaries, 1623. He dreamt, that be­ing mounted upon a huge Camell, he could not make him go, though he switch'd and spur'd him never so much; at last the Camell overthrew him, and being upon the ground, onely the bridle was left in his hand, but the body of the Camell was vanished: the Mufti not being illuminated e­nough to interpret this Dream, a Santon who was a kind of Idiot, told him, the Camell represented the Ottoman Empire, which he not being able to govern, he should be o'erthrown, which two dayes after proved tru.

By these, and a cloud of examples more, we may con­clude, that Dreams are not altogether impertinent, but som­thing may be gathered out of them; though the application and meaning of them be denied to man, unlesse by speciall illumination.

Somnia venturi sunt praescia saepe diei.
By Dreames we oft may guesse
At the next dayes successe.

THus have you a rough account of a rambling Noctiva­gation up & down the world: I may boldly say, that nei­ther Sir John Mandevile, or Coryat himself travell'd more in so short a time: whence you see what nimble Postillions the Animal Spirits are; and with what incredible celerity the imagination can crosse the Line, cut the Tropiques, and passe to the othe [...] Hemisphere of the world; which shewes, that humane soules have somthing in them of the Almigh­ty, that their faculties have a kind of ubiquitary freedom, though the body be never so under restraint, as the Au­thors is.

The last Countrey that's here aim'd at is knowne alrea­dy; I leave the application of the rest to the discerning Reader, to whom only this Dream is address'd.

FINIS.
A LETTER TO THE EARL …

A LETTER TO THE EARLE OF PEMBROOKE Concerning the Times, and the sad condition both of Prince and People.

The Land mourneth because of Oaths.

Printed in the Yeare, 1647.

To the Right Honourable Philip Earle of Pembrock, and Montgomery, Knight of the most Noble Order of the Garter, and one of His Majisties most Honourable Privy Counsell, &c,

My Lord,

THis Letter requires no Apologie, much lesse any par­don, but may expect rather a good receprion, and thanks, when your Lordship hath seriously perused the contents, and ruminated well upon the matter it treats of, with your second and third thoughts, which usually carry with them a greater advantage of wisedome: It concernes not your body, or temporall estate, but things reflecting upon the noblest part of you, your soule, which being a beame of Immortality, and a type of the Almighty, is in­comparably more precious, and rendreth all other earthly things to be but bables and transitory trifles. Now, the strongest tye, the solemnest engagement and stipulation that can be betwixt the soule and her Creator, is an Oath. I doe not understand common tumultuary rash oaths, pro­ceeding from an ill habit, or heat of passion upon sudden contingencies, for such oaths bind one to nought else but to repentance: No, I mean serious and legall oaths, taken with a calm prepared spirit, either for the asserting of truth, and conviction of falshood, or for fidelitie in the execution of some Office, or binding to civill obedience and Loyaltie, which is one of the essentiall parts of a Christian. Such publick oaths legally made with the Royall assent of the So­veraign [Page] from whom they receive both legalitie and life, else they are invalid & unwarrantable, as they are religious acts in their own nature, so is the taking and observance of them part of Gods honor, & there can be nothing more derogatory to the high Majesty and holinesse of his name, nothing more dangerous, destructive & damnable to humane souls then the infringment and eluding of them, or omission in the perfor­mance of them. Which makes the Turks, of whom Chri­stians in this particular may learn a tender peece of huma­nity, to be so cautious, that they seldom or never administer an oath to Greek, Jew, or any other Nation, and the re [...]son is, that if the Party sworn doth take that Oath upon hopes of some advantage, or for evading of danger and punish­ment, and afterwards rescinds it, they think themselves to be involved in the Perjurie, and accessary to his damnation: Our Civill Law hath a Canon consonant to this, which is, Mortale peccatum est ei prastare juramentum, quem scio veri­similiter violaturum; 'Tis a mortall sin to administer an Oath to him who I probably know will break it; To this may allude ano­ther wholesome saying, A false Oath is damnable, a true Oath dangerous, none at all the safest. How much then have they to answer for, who of late years have fram'd such for­midable coercive generall Oaths to serve them for engins of State to lay battery to the Consciences and Soules of poore men, and those without the assent of the Soveraign, and op­posed point blank to former Oaths they themselves had ta­ken: these kind of Oaths the City hath swallowed lately in grosse, and the Country in detaile, which makes me confi­dently beleeve that if ever that saying of the holy Prophet, The Land mournes for Oaths, was appliable to any part of the habitable earth, it maybe now aplied to this desperate Island.

But now I come to the maine of my purpose, and to those Oaths your Lordship hath taken before this distra­cted [Page] time, which, the world knowes, and your conscience can testifie, were divers; They were all of them Solemn, and some of them Sacramentall Oaths (and indeed, every So­lemn Oath among the Ancients was held a Sacrament:) They all implyed, and imposed an indispensible fidelity, Truth and loyalty from you to your Soveraigne Prince, your Liege Lord and Master the King: I will make some instan­ces: Your Lordship tooke an Oath when Knight of the Bath to love your Soveraigne above all earthly Creatures, and for His Right and dignity to live and die:

By the Oath of Supremacy you swear to beare faith and true allegeance to the Kings Highnesse, and to your power to de­fend all Iurisdictions, Privileges, Preheminences and Authori­ties belonging to His Highnesse.

Your Lordship took an Oath when Privie Counsellor, to be a true and faithfull Servant unto Him, and if you knew or understood of any manner of thing to be attempted, done, or spoken against His Majesties Person, Honour Crown, or Dignitie, you swoare to let, and withstand the same to the uttermost of your po­wer, and either cause it to be revealed to Himselfe, or to others of His Privy Counsell: The Oaths you took when Bedchamber man, & L. Chamberlain bind you as strictly to His Person.

Your Lordship may also call to memorie when you were installed Knight of the Garter, (whereof you are now the oldest living except aK. of Denmark) you solemnly swore to defend the Honour, and Quarrels, the Rights and Lordship of your Soveraigne: Now the Record tells us that the chiefest ground of instituting that Order by that heroick Prince Edward the Third was, that he might have choice gallant men, who by Oath and Honour should adhere unto him in all dangers, and difficulties, and that by way of reciproca­tion he should protect and defend them; Which made Alfonso Duke of Calabria so much importune Henry the [Page] Eight to install him one of the Knights of the Garter, that he might engage King Harry to protect him against Charles the Eighth, who threatned then the conquest of Naples.

How your Lordship hath acquitted your selfe of the per­formance of these Oaths your conscience (that bosome re­cord) can make the best affidavit; Some of them oblige you to live and dye with King Charles, but what Oaths or any thing like an Oath binds you to live and die with the House of Commons, as your Lordship often gives out you will, I am yet to learne: Unlesse that House which hath not po­wer as much as to administer an Oath (much lesse to make one) can absolve you from your former Oaths, or haply by their omnipotence dispence with you for the observance of them. Touching the Politicall capacitie of the King I feare that will be a weak plea for your Lordship before the Tri­bunall of heaven, and they who whispers such Chimeras in­to your eares abuse you in grosse; but put case there were such a thing as politicall capacitie distinct from the personall, which to a true rational man is one of the grossest Buls that can be, yet these forementioned Oaths relate most of them meerly unto the Kings Person, the individuall Person of King Charles as you are His domestick Counsellor, and cubicular Servant.

My Lord, I take leave to tell your Lordship (and the Spectator sees sometimes more then the Gamster) that the world extreamely marvels at you more then others, and it makes those who wish you best to be transformed to won­der, that your Lordship should be the first of your Race who deserted the Crowne, which one of your Progenitors said, he would still follow though it were thrown upon a hedge: Had your Princely Brother been living he would have been sooner torne by wild horses than have banded a­gainst it, or abandoned the King his Master, and fallen to [Page] such grosse Idolatry as to worship the Beast with many heads. The world also stands astonished that you should confede­rate to bring into the bowels of the Land, and make Elogi­ums of that hungry people which have been from all times so crosse and fatall to the English Nation, and parti­cularly to your own honour: Many thousands do wonder that your Lordship should be brought to persecute with so much animosity and hatred that reverend Order in Gods Church which is contemporary with Christianity it self, and whereunto you had once designed, and devoted one of your dearest Sonnes so solemnly.

My Lord, if this Monster of Reformation (which is like an infernall Spirit clad in white, and hath a cloven head as well as feet) prevailes you shall find the same destiny will attend poore England, as did Bohemia which was one of the flourishingst Kingdoms upon this part of the earth; The Common people there repind at the Hierarchy and riches of the Church, thereupon a Parliament was pack'd where Bishops were demolish'd, what followed? The Nobles and Gentry went down next, and afterwards the Crown it self, and so it became a popular confus'd Anarchicall State, and a Stage of bloud along time, so that at last, when this Ma­got had done working in the braines of the foolish people, they were glad to have recourse to Monarchy againe after a world of calamities; though it degenerated from a succes­sive Kingdom to an Elective. Me thinks, my Lord, under favour that those notorious visible judgements which have fallen upon these Refiners of reform'd Religion should un­beguile your Lordship, and open your eyes: For the hand of heaven never appeared so cleerly in any humane actions: Your Lordship may well remember what became of the Hothams, and Sir Alexander Cary who were the two fatall wretches that began the War first, one in the North, the o­ther [Page] in the South; Your Lordship may be also pleased to remember what became of Brooks the Lord, and Hampden, the first whereof was dispatched by a deafe & dumb man out of an ancient Church which he was battering, and that sudden­ly also, for he fell stone dead in the twinkling of an eye; Now, one of the greatest cavils he had against our Lyturgie was a clause of a Prayer there against sudden death, besides the fagge end of his Grace in that journey was, that if the design was not pleasing to God, he might perish in the acti­on: For the other wiseaker he be-sprinkled with his bloud, and received his death upon the same clod of earth in Buck­ingham-shire where he had first assembled the poore Coun­try people like so many Geese to drive them gaggling in a mutiny to London with the Protestation in their Caps, which hath been since torne in flitters, and is now grown ob­solet and quite out of use. Touching Pym & Stroud, those two worthy Champions of the Vtopian cause, the first being ope­ned, his stomack and guts were found to be full of pellets of bloud, the other had little or no braine at all left in his skull being dead, & lesse when he was living: For Hollis who carried the first scandalous Remonstrance (that work of night, & the verdict of a starv'd jury) to welcome the King [...]rom Scotland, and was the first of the five Members who were impeached by his Majestie, he hath been since, your Lordship knowes, the chiefe of the Eleven Members impeached by themselves, but with this difference, that they had justice against him, though the King could get none: But now this St. Hollis with the rest are a kind of Runnagates beyond the Seas, scorn'd by all mankind, and baffled every where, yea, even by the Boors of Holland, and not daring to peep in any populous Town but by owle-light.

Moreover I beleeve your Lordship hath good cause to re­member that the same kind of riotous Rascals which rabled [Page 7] the King out of towne, did drive away the Speaker in like manner with many of their Membsps, amongst whom your Lordship was fairly on his way, to seek shelter of their Ia­nizaries: Your LP must needs find what deadly fewds fall daily 'twixt the Presbyterian and the Independent the two fiery brands that have put this poore Isle so long in combu­stion. But 'tis worthy your Lordships speciall notice how your deare Brethren the Scots (whom your Lordship so highly magnified in some of your publike Speeches) who were at first brought in for Hirelings against the King for them, offer themselves now to come in against them for the King: Your Lordship cannot be ignorant of the sundry clashes that have been 'twixt the City and their Memberships, and 'twixt their Memberships and their men of war; who have often wav'd & disobeyed their com­mands: How this tatterdimallian Army hath reduc'd this cow'd City, the cheated Country, and their once all-com­manding Masters, to a perfect passe of slavery, to a true a­sinin condition; They crow over all the ancient Nobility and Gentry of the Kingdome, though there be not found amongst them all but two Knights; and 'tis well knowne there be hundreds of private Gentlemen in the Kingdom, the poorest of whom, is able to buy this whole Host with the Generall himselfe and all the Commanders: But 'tis not the first time, that the Kings and Nobility of England have been baffled by petty companions: I have read of Jack Straw, Wat Tyler, and Ket the Tanner, with divers o­thers that did so, but being suppressed it tended to the ad­vantage of the King at last; and what a world of exam­ples are there in our story, that those Noblemen who ban­ded against the Crown, the revenge of heaven ever found them out early or late at last.

These, with a black cloud of reciprocall judgements [Page 8] more, which have come home to these Reformers very doores, shew that the hand of divine justice is in't, and the holy Prophet tels us, When Gods judgements are upon earth, then the inhabitants shall learne justice.

Touching your Lordship in particular, you have not, under favour, escap'd without some already, & I wish more may not follow; your Lordship may remember you lost one Sonne at Bridgenorth, your deare Daughter at Oxford, your Son-in-law at Newbury, your Daughter-in-law at the Charter-house of an infamous disease, how sickly your el­dest Son hath been; how part of your house was burnt in the country, with others which I will not now mention.

I will conclude this point with an observation of the most monstrous number of Witches that have swarm'd since these Wars against the King, (more I dare say) then have been in this island since the Devill tempted Eve; for in two Counties only there have been neer upon three hun­dred arraign'd, and eightscore executed; what a barba­rous devilish office one had, under colour of examination, to torment poore silly women with watchings, pinchings, and other artifices to find them for Witches: How others by a new invention of villany were conniv'd at for seizing upon young children, and hurrying them on ship-board, where they were so transform'd that their Parents could not know them, and so were carryed over for new schisma­ticall Plantations. My Lord, there is no villany that can en­ter into the imagination of man hath been left here un­committed; no crime from the highest Treason to the meanest Trespasse but these Reformers are guilty of. What horrid acts of prophanes have been perpetrated up and down! the Monuments of the dead have bin rifled! Horses have been watred at the Church Font, and fed up­on the holy Table! Widows, Orphans, and Hospitals [Page 9] have been commonly robb'd, and Gods House hath been plunder'd more then any! with what infandous blasphe­mies have the Pulpits rung, one crying out, that this Par­liament was as necessary for our Reformation, as the comming of Christ was for our Redemption: Another belching out, that if God Almighty did not prosper this Cause, 'twere fitting hee should change places with the Devil: Another, that the worst things our Saviour did, was the making of the Domini­call prayer, and saving the Thief upon the Crosse. O immor­tall God, is it possible that England should produce such Monsters, or rather such infernall fiends shap'd with hu­mane bodyes! yet your Lordship sides with these men, though they be enemies to the Cross, to the Church, and to the very name of Jesus Christ; Ile instance only in two who were esteem'd the Oracles of this holy Reformation, Peters, and Saltmarsh; The first is known by thousands to be an infamous, jugling and scandalous villaine, among o­ther feats, he got the Mother and Daughter with Child, as it was offered to be publickly proved; I could speak much of the other, but being dead, let it suffice that he died mad and desperate. These were accounted the two Apostles of the times.

My Lord, 'tis high time for you to recollect your selfe, to enter into the private closet of your thoughts, and sum­mon them all to counsel upon your pillow; consider well the slavish condition your dear Country is in, weigh well the sad case your liege Lord and Master is in, how he is be­reav'd of his Queen, His Children, His Servants, His Li­berty, and of every thing in which there is any comfort; observe well, how neverthelesse, God Almighty works in Him, by inspiring Him with equality and calmnesse of mind, with patience, prudence and constancy, how Hee makes His very Crosses to stoop unto Him, when His Sub­jects [Page 10] will not: Consider the monstrousnesse of the Propo­sitions that are tendred him, wherein no lesse then Crown, Scepter, & Sword, which are things in-alienable from Ma­jesty, are in effect demanded, nay they would not only have him transmit, and resign his very intellectuals unto them, but they would have him make a sacrifice of his soule, by forcing him to violate that solemne sacramentall Oath hee took at his Coronation when hee was no Minor, but come to a full maturity of reason and judgement: make it your own case, My Lord, and that's the best way to judge of His: Thinke upon the multiplicity of solemne astringing Oathes your Lordship hath taken, most whereof directly and solely enjoyne faith and loyalty to his Person; oh my Lord! wrong not your soule so much, in comparison of whom your body is but a rag of rottennesse.

Consider that acts of loyalty to the Crowne are the fai­rest columns to bear up a Noblemans name to future ages, and register it in the temple of immortality. Reconcile your self therfore speedily unto your liege Lord & Master, think upon the infinite private obligations you have had both to Sire and Son: The Father kiss'd you often, kisse you now the Sun left he be too angry; And Kings, you will find, my Lord, are like the Sun in the heavens, which may be clou­ded for a time, yet he is still in his sphear, and will break out a­gaine, and shine as gloriously as ever; Let me tell your Lord­ship that the people begin to grow extream weary of their Physitians, they find the remedy to be far worse then their former disease; nay they stick not to call some of them meer Quacksalvers rather then Physitians; Some goe fur­ther, and say they are no more Parliament, than a Pye-powder [...]ourt at Bartholomew-Fair, their being all the es­sentiall parts of a true Parliament wanting in this, as faire­nesse of elections, freedome of speech, fulnesse of Mem­bers, [Page 11] nor h [...]ve they any head at all; Besides, they have broken all the fundamentall rules, and Priviledges of Par­liament, and dishonoured that high Court more then any thing el [...]e: They have ravish'd Magna Charta which they are sworn to maintaine, taken away our birth-right, and transgressed all the lawes of heaven and earth: Lastly, they have most perjuriously betrayed the trust the King reposed in them, the trust their Country reposed in them, so that if reason and law were now in date, by the breach of their Priviledges, and by betraying the double trust that is put in them, they have dissolved themselves ipso facto I can­not tell how many thousand times, notwithstanding that monstrous grant of the Kings, that fatall Act of continu­ance: And truly, my Lord, I am not to this day satisfied of the legality (though I am satisfied of the forciblenesse) of that Act, whither it was in his Majesties power to passe it or no; for the law ever presupposeth these clauses in all concessions of Grace, in all Patents, Charters, and Grants whatsoever the King p [...]sseth, Salvo jure regio, salve jure coronae.

To conclude, as I presume to give your Lordship these humble cautions and advice in particular, so I offer it to all other of your rank office, & order, who have souls to save, & who by solemn indispensable Oaths have engaged them to be true and loyall to the Person of King Charls. Touch­ing his politicall capacity, which fancy hath been exploded in other Parliaments (except in that mad infamous Parlia­ment where it was first hatched) and Acts passed that it should be high and horrible Treason to separate or distin­guish the Person of the King from His Power; I beleeve, as I said before, this will not serve their turne at the dreadfull Bar of divine justice in the other world: indeed that Rule of the Pagans makes for them, Si Jus jurandum violandum [Page 12] est, Tyrannidis causa violandum est, If an Oath be any way fran­gible, tis frangible for a Kingdom: We find by wofull ex­perience that according to this maxime they have made themselves all kings by violation of so many Oaths; They have monopoliz'd the whole power & wealth of the king­dome into their own hands; they cut shuffle, deal, and turn up what trump they please, being Iudges and parties in e­very thing.

My Lord, he who presents these humble advertisements to your Lordship, is one who is inclin'd to the Parliament of England in as high a degree of affection as possibly a free-born Subject can be; One besides, who wisheth your Lordships good, with the preservation of your safety and honour more really then he whom you intrust with your secretest affaires, or the White Jew of the Vpper House who hath infused such pernicious principles into you; moreover, one who hath some drops of bloud running in his veines, which may claim kindred with your Lordship: and lastly, he is one who would kisse your feet, in lieu of your hands, if your Lordship would be so sensible of the most desperate case of your poor Countrie, as to employ the interests, the opinion and power you have to restore the King your Ma­ster by English waies, rather then a hungrie forrain people, who are like to bring nothing but destruction in the van, confusion in the reare, and rapine in the middle, should have the honour of so glorious a work,

My Lord,
So humby hoping your Lordship will not take with the left hand what I offer with the right, I rest Your most truly devoted Servant.
FINIS.
A TRANCE: OR, Newes …

A TRANCE: OR, Newes from Hell, Brought fresh to TOVVNE BY Mercurius Acheronticus.

LONDON, Printed, Ann: Dom. 1649.

Paraenesis Angliae.

O England, England If thou bee'st not given quite over to a repro­bate sense; If the least sparke of Grace, the least ray of Reason, be yet remaining in Thee, be warn'd, be warn'd by this Trance, by the dread­full objects, the hideo [...]s and horrid apparitions thereof: If no temporall respects can win Thee, let the apprehensions of eternall ruin work upon Thee: If the hopes of Heaven cannot prevail with Thee, let the tor­ments of Hell deterr Thee, which are represented to the very life unto Thee in this ensuing Vision. Be not accessary to thy owne destruction, to thy own damnation; Let not thy children be deluded any longer with chymeras of more liberty, and advancement of common good. 'Tis true, To love one's Countrey (which is the specious pretence of all these insur­rections) is a commendable thing, yet it is but a Pagan precept; To feare God, to honour his Priests, to give Caesar his due, not to do evill that good may come of it, these are all Christian precepts, and Scripture principles.

As the Author was in a Trance, so sure thou art in a fit of madnes: Poor thing, thou want'st a Physitian to cure thee, rather than a Divine to confute thee: Return then, O return to thy wits, to thy old English tem­per again, els 'tis high time for Thee to make thy last Will, and that the Bell should ring out to invite thy Neighbours to the funerall of thy Li­berty; And because I have already half promis'd, I will lay this Epitaph upon Thee: [...].’

TO ENGLANDS Imperiall Chamber, THE Renowned City of LONDON: To the Right Honourable the Lord Mayor, the Right Worshipfull the Sheriffs, the Court of Al­dermen, and Common-Councell, the Noble Com­pany of Merchant-Adventurers, and Home-Corporations; to all the hopefull Apprentices, and all other Inhabi­tants, Inmates, or Aliens, within the said spa­cious City and Suburbs, is addressed what followeth.

Perditio tua ex Te, L:

O London, understand thy woe,
Thou art thy Self thy greatest Foe;
Be warn'd, be wise, prevent the Fates,
Destruction bounceth at thy gates,
And know, There is no earthly thing
Can make thee happy, but thy King.
Think with what Honour the first dagger came
Into thy Shield, the Times are now the same.

A TRANCE.
The Proeme.

SVch is the force of Fancy, so large is the reach, so boundlesse is the prerogative of humane Imagi­nation, that though the small concave of a scull some two or three spans compasse be her ordina­ry and naturall habitation, yet the whole Globe of the Earth, nor all the elementary world can totally confine her, but she will at pleasure clime up to the skies, and make a scale of the Starrs to conduct her to the Empyrean Heaven; Thence she can descend in a trice to the great Abysse, and take a survey of the Kingdom of darknesse; And though it be a maxime among Divines that ab Orco nulla redemptio, there's no return out of Hell, and that the passage back thence is irreme­able, yet the Imagination of man hath this privilege, that she can make egresses and regresses, she can enter, and come off cleer thence when she list, and all this if need be in an instant; wherein she seemes to partake of that admired quality which is inherent in that most comfortable creature the Light, who is held the soveraign of all sensible qualities among the Philo­sophers, and to come neerest to the nature of a Spirit, which creature requires but an instantaneous moment and point of [Page 5] time to performe his office of illumination, and dilate him­self throughout the Hemisphear; whence some inferre that he is not corporeall, in regard it is an unquestioned principle in nature that all bodies require a succession of time in their moti­on: but there is this difference twixt the Imagination and Light, that there be some places whereinto Light cannot enter, but there is no part of the Vnivers so impervious, where the Ima­gination may not make his accesses and recesses at pleasure; as will appeare by the following example.

IT fortun'd very lately that I was in a Trance, a strange kind of Extasie surpriz'd me on a sudden, which lasted a good while; during the time, me thought I was transported to the remotest place, and of the greatest distance that possibly could be from Heaven; me thought I was in Hell, in Hell, God blesse us, among the Devils, and damned Spirits; I had nei­ther that golden branch, nor the help of a Sybilla Cumana to conduct me up and down as the Trojan Prince had, but me thought a Spirit did lead me gently and softly all along till I came to Pluto [...]s Palace, where a speciall Counsell was held to take a strict examination what service the three Furies, Alecto, Tisyphone, and Megaera, with other inferiour Fiends that were their Assistants, had done on Earth, towards the advancement of the Kingdom of darknes, since their last mission thither, which was presently upon the apparance of the last blazing Star in the yeare 1618. Pluto vouchsafed to be present and preside at this Counsell, and to be Chaireman himself, to which purpose he had a strong Legion of Cacodaemons for his guard, but the businesse was prepared and facilitated for his hearing before hand by a Committee appointed of purpose for that end, whence I inferred that Committees were first hatcht in Hell, especially some of those that we have now adaies. The three ghastly daughters of Night appeard with dreadfull fiery countenances before Puto, in lieu of aire they [Page 6] evaporated huge flakes of fire, which they tooke in, and let out with the accents of their words, huge bunches of Snakes with their tailes rooted in their sculls hung dangling and waving a­bout their heads like dischevelld haire: A furious contestation fell between them who should be Proloquutrix, but in regard that Alecto and Tisyphone had given an account of their former missions, the one of the League in France, the other of the re­volt of the Hollander, it came now in due turn that Megara should have the priority of speech, so the youngest of the Tar­tarian Girls began as followes;

May your high Acherontic Majestie vouchsafe to understand, that since the last happy Comet, which by the Parallax was found to be in the Heaven, appeard, we have for 30 yeares toge­ther been more active, and more eager in your Majesties ser­vice than ever we were; We have incited the affections of the foolish Inhabitants of the earth to war, and to worry one ano­ther like Wolves in most places; To effect which our pra­ctice hath been to bring the beggerliest and toughest people up­on the richest and softest; We brought the Swead upon the German, the Catalan upon the Castillian, the Tartar upon the Chinots, the Sco [...] upon the English, and now lastly, the Turke upon the Venetian, and the Cosaque upon the Pole; We have continued a lingring bloudy war in Germany for thirty yeares together, which entangled into it most of the neighbouring States; We have thrust divers Princes out of their ancient Inheritances, among others the Duke of Lorain, and the Pals­grave of the Rhin; We brought two Grand Turks to be strang­led which never happened before; We have often puzzled Italy, we have made the Kings of Spaine and France, though Brothers, to bandy so fierce one against the other, as if the one had been an Infidell, the other a Jew; But Sir, the most advan­tagious and signall services we have done to your infernall Ma­jestie have been in the Iles of great Britaine and Ireland: For whereas we divided our selves before, and went singly among [Page 7] other people, we went jointly thither all three, because we might be sure to bring out ends home to our aime. The Nati­on fittest for us to work first upon was the Scot, who have been so obedient to their Kings, that of above a hundred they brag of, scarce two parts of three dyed in their beds; We did su­scitate them first against their native King, and to appeare in a daring hostile manner before him upon the borders; At which time it cost us a great deale of labour so to besot the English, to abase their courage, and entangle them with Factions (ha­ving sure confidents among them to that end) that they durst not present them battell, and this Sir was an important peece of service, for had they fought then, or had they been sensi­ble afterwards of the Nationall dishonor they received at that time, their King being in the field, and consequently had they stucke to him afterwards to have vindicated it, all those Wars we have fomented since might have been prevented: We shortly after transmitted the same Spirit of Insurrection into Ireland, who being encouraged by the good successes the Scot had (for he had what he list, yet could he not sit quiet) and the Irish Commissioners being but harshly entertained by this English Parlement who intended to send over a Deputy that should pinch them more than they were before in their con­sciences, besides in that they revoked that leave which the King had granted under hand and seale to the Spanish Ambassadors to have some part of Straffords Army in Ireland (which were our prime instruments for the Rebellion) to go for Spaine, with other incentives, we stird the Irish also to rise in bloud, which they did to some purpose. Then came we to worke up­on the English, whom we found as fit to receive our impression as Flax is to take fire, in regard of their long surfet of peace and plenty. We broke up one Parlement because most of the Members thereof were not for our turn; The first thing we did in this Parlement was to indue them with a faculty to create feares and jealousies whereof we have made excellent use, and [Page 8] although all those feares and jealousies appeare since to the common people, and City of London, more plain than their nose on their faces to be but forgeries, yet we have so infatu­ated their intellectualls that we make them still adore the In­ventors of them. And to give your Stygian Majestie among divers others one more pregnant and undeniable demonstration what footing you have got you in that Island, we have within these few yeares raised more Pythonesses (which the vulgar call witches there) than ever were in that Island since your Majesty tempted Eve: And we enabled our Pythonesses to send their Imps abroad in pursuit of your service. We stood at the Kings elbo when he passed that happy Act of continuance, and and a Scot was our cheifest engine to work that; The City of London stood us also in excellent stead to bring our designes about; We made the riff-raff of that City, as V. with his Myr­mydons, and B. with his bandogs (for so they called the rak­ells they had raised) to rabble th [...] King out of Town; We brought also into London the silly Swaines of the Countrey in whole swarmes upon they knew not what; VVe were in Kin­ton field, and made, the youthfull Generall of the Kings Ca­valry de gayete de coeur to pursue the Parlements Cavalry so far, as the day was lost by it, whereas if he had stuck Glose to the Infantry the businesse had been dispatch'd then on the Kings side, and so your Majesties service since had been fru­strated; VVe were at Marston Moore, and made the same Generall so impatient that he could not forbeare fighting till the next day, else he had taken all the Roundhead Army in a pound; VVe took great paines at Leycester that the King should not march Northward, but fortifie the place and go backe to Naseby where we had our Imps that bestird them­selves notably; VVe so manag'd the businesse afterwatds that we made the King, because he is a profest enemy to your Ma­jesty, to go disguis'd in a Servingmans habit to his Countrey-men the Scots, and we prevail'd so far with them that they [Page 9] delivered him over as a Sacrifice, and betraid him like Iudas to the English who have crucified ever since like Iewes, by tos­sing, and tumbling him up and down, and by compulsory meanes to work upon His conscience, and stretching it upon the tenter; VVe made Pembrock Castle, and Colchester, with other single (or rather simple) Counties to rise of purpose to betray themselves: In summe, we have reduced that Kingdom to a new conformity with this of your Majesties, to a sweet Chaos of all confusion, we have brought the sway solely into the com­mon peoples hands; And never did common people more tru­ly act the part, and discover the genious of a common people more lively, whose nature is still thursting after novelties and Utopian reformations, though they foole themselves thereby into a baser kind of slavery, finding when 'tis too late those sprecious idaeas, and confused formes of Government they ap­prehended before, and hugg'd in their own conceits to be meer absurdities, when they come to the application and practice of them.

And Sir, the most advantagious instruments we have used to bring all this about, have been the Pulpit and the Presse; by these we diffus'd those surmises and suppositious feares for­merly spoken of, to intoxicate the braines of the people: In stead of Lights we put Firebrands into their Churches, who, as we did dictate unto them, did bawle out nothing but Sedition and Bloud, we have made some of them to bring divers to have as good an opinion of the Alchoran as of their Liturgie; we have made secular Ordinances to batter down all ancient Ecclesiastick Canons; we have made them to unsaint all those whom they call Apostles in heaven, and to rob their Churches on earth; we have made them put division twixt the Trinity it self; we have made their Pulpiteers to preach the Law and your Kingdome in the Church, but the Gospell and Heaven in the Chamber; we have brought them to keep their Fast day more solemnly then the Sabboth, upon which, we have made them not only to sit in Counsell, but to put in execution all [Page 10] designs of bloud. But the main, and most materiall thing we have made use of, was spirituall pride, your Majesties old ac­quaintance, which we have infused into the mind of every Mecanique and Countrey Swaine, who will boldly now under­take to expound any Text of Scripture, New or Ol, dupon the warrant of their owne braines, and by the light of their own fires; Insomuch that we have made that Book which they call the Bible, that was ordained first for their Salvation, to be the chiefest Instrument of their Damnation VVe have brought these Exotic words, Plundering and Storming, which were never known among them before, and that once abomi­nable word, Excise, to be now familiar among them, they are made all three free Denizons, and legitimated among them; VVe have rais'd an Army of the dreggs of the people, though of precious stuffe to your Majesty, and so puffed them with the pride of their good successes, and so flesh'd them in Bloud, that they are no more tender of a mans or womans life then they are of a dog or a cats; We have made those that came Pe­titioners for Peace to be murthered, and those that came for VVar to be thanked and hugged; VVe have reduced them to such slavery as to make the very countenances of men to be commented upon, and their very thoughts to be plundred; We have made the mother to betray her child, the child the father, the husband his wife, the servant his master; VVe have brought a perfect tyranny ore their very soules and bodies; upon the one, by tedious and endlesse imprisonment, with the forfeiture of all their livelihoods before conviction or charge; upon the other, by forcing them to swallow contradictory Oaths. On that foolish superstitious day call'd Christmas, with other Fe­stivalls, we have brought them to shut up their Churches, and open their shops, so that in time they will forget the ve­ry memory of their Saviours Incarnation; We have brought them to have as little reverence of their Temples as of their Tap-houses, and to hold the Church to be but a Charnell-house [Page 11] of rotten bones; and though they cringe, and knee, and stand bare before any wrangling Bench of Common Pleas, yet we have so stiffned their joints, and made their heads so tender in that which they call Gods House, that they can neither bow the one there, nor scarce uncover the other; We have fil'd lately the Tribunals in Westminster Hall with Favourers of your Cause, which makes some of them look rather like Iuglers than Iudges; We have made the Fundamentals of Law to be term'd but Formalities; We have caus'd Magna Charta to be torne to a thousand flitters, and stretched the privilege of the Com­mons so wide, that it hath swallowed up all other; We have grub'd up and cast away those hopefull Plants that grew in their two Seminaries of Learning, and set in their room grafts of our own choice. And Sir, your precious children, and our deare brethren, the Angels of the Army, have comported them­selves notably for the improvement of your Majesties service in all these things, into whom we have infus'd such principles that Machiavill himself were he alive there, would be accounted a Baby in comparison of them. Among divers other wholsome maximes, we have instill'd this into their braines, that Villa­nies must be supported by Villaines, and mischief cannot be safe but by attempting greater; We have made the wealth of Town and Countrey, of poore and rich, to glitter in Plunder upon their backs; We make them to command Free-quarter of those who who were fitter to aske them Almes; We have made them to rifle the Monuments of the Dead, to rob the Lazaretto, to strip the Orphane and Widow, to violate and pillage all things that were dedicated to God; We have made them wreek their revenge upon the very vegetables, to make socks of Surplices, to water their beasts at the Font, to feed them on the Commu­nion Table, and to terme the thing they call a Sacrament, a Two penny Banquet: Sir, we have turn'd supposed Superstition to absolute Prophanesse, Government to Confusion, and Free­dome to pure Slavery; We have brought their King to live [Page 12] in a manner upon Charity, and His Queen to beg of the French Friers, and His Children to be a kind of Runnagates up and downe the world; We have so intoxicated that deare Daughter of yours the City of London, that she knowes not which way to turn her self; And whereas her Apprentices did rise up like Tigers against their King, they are now become as so many silly Sheepe against our Army; We have puzzled them with such vertiginous fancies and feares among them­selves, that one neighbour dare not trust the other. To conclude Sir, we have eclips'd the glory of the English Nation, we have made them by all people far and near that ever had knowledge of them, to be pittied by some, to be derided by others, to be scorn'd of all, and to become the very taile of all Nations; In fine Sir, we have brought that Kingdom to such a passe of con­fusion, that it is a fit place only for your Imperial Phlegetontic Majesty to inhabit; And Sir, there's never a Crosse now there fright you, unlesse it be upon their Coines of Gold and Silver, wheron they leave Crosses to be still in honour of your Pluto­nian Highnesse, as you are Dis, and God of riches.

Megaera having thus given up her account in behalf of her self and her two Sisters, they all bowed their snaky heads down to their feet, which were toed with Scorpions, before the black Throne of Pluto, who giving a humme that made all Hell to tremble, answered thus:

MY pretious and most trusty Tartarean Daughters, we highly approve of the supererogatory service you have done us for the propagation of the Stygian Empire upon earth, and specially in great Brittany: we have sued a long time to have a Lease of that Iland (touching Scotland we have no mind to go thither our self) and we hope to obtaine it, therefore when you have visited those of that Nation whom you have sent hither already to people this P [...]t, I would have you returne thither, and prepare that place for one of my principall habitations: The proper'st instrument you are to employ, is the Army, and [Page 13] you must continue to infuse such principles into their heads, that they never desist till they have quite thrust out Religionem ex solo, Regem ex solio, and Dominium ex salo.

Nec sic recedant odia, vivaces agat
Violentus ir as animus, & savus furor
Eterna bella pace sublata gerat.

Make Rebell to fight against Rebell, Independant against Pres­byterian, London against the Army, and all against the Cava­lier, till that Nation be wholly extinguish'd, that one may not be left to pisse against a wall; Let them never rest till they have made an end of the King who is our greatest enemy; Let those Idolatrous Bishops which in that idle legend their Gospell are call'd Angells, be utterly extirpated, and the very name of them banish'd for ever, as the Tarquins were once at Rome; Let not a Church or Chappell, or any consecrated place stand in the whole Isle, I intend to have a new Almanack of Saints made at my comming, for I have some Star-gazers there already fit for my purpose; make haste, for feare a peace be shuffled up on a sudden, and acquit your selves of your duties, and I may chance get you Scotland for your reward.

The three Furies with a most profound reverence replied, May it please your Majestie, your Ferriman Charon is hourely so pester'd with such multitudes of English and Scots Round-heads, that we were forced to stay a long time ere we could get a passage hither, and we feare we shall be so hindred againe; therefore we most humbly desire for our expedition, that your Highnesse would vouchsafe to give us a speciall warrant to be serv'd first with a non obstante when we come to the bankes of Styx. You shall deare Daughters, saith Pluto, and my warrant shall be adressed to a new Journey-man, an English Tarpaling that came thither lately to serve Charon, upon whom I will lay my commands of purpose to attend you upon all occasions.

Having all this while listned unto what passed 'twixt Pluto and his Furies, my Spirit lead me up and downe Hell to see [Page 14] the various sorts of torments that are there, which indeed are innumerable: the first I beheld was Ixion, tied with vipers to a wheele, and whirld about perpetually, I might perceive a multitude of lesser wheeles newly made thereabouts, whereun­to great numbers of English, and divers of my acquaintance were bound; hard by I might discerne a huge company of windmils, and bodies tied with ugly Snakes at every wing, tur­ning round perpetually; a little further there were a great many broken by millstones, who were whirld with them perpetually about; in another place I might perceive black whirlepooles full of tormented soules turning incessantly about: I asked what might be the reason of so many whirling tortures, my good Spirit answered, all these except Ixions wheele are new torments appointed for english Roundheads, who have destroy'd from foundation to top, all Government both of Church and State; and as their brains turn'd round there, after every wind of Doctrin, so their souls turn here in perpetuall paines of rota­tion: A little further I sp [...]ed Prometheus removed thither from Caucasis, with a ravenous Vulture tearing and feeding upon his Liver, which as one part was eaten, renewed presently after, and abundance of new commers were tormented in the same manner, these I was told were English men also that are pu­nished like Prometheus, because as he is tortured so for stealing fire from heaven, so those fierie Zelots of England would pre­sumptuously pry into the secret, and Cabinet Counsels of God Almighty, and dive into those high points of Predesti­nation, Election, and Reprobation, being not contented sapere ad sobrietatem, but expect ever and anon to have new lights and flashes of illuminations. Then came I to the bottomlesse tub which Danaus Daughters were a filling, a numberlesse company of other such tubs were there, and English women and men were incessantly labouring to fill them up with the stenchy black waters of Acheron: Those I was told were those over-curious people in England which would be never satisfied with [Page 15] Christian Knowledge, and had no other devotion then to be alwaies learning and never comming to the Truth, as these restlesse fillers never come to the bottome; Then I beheld the most horrid tortures of those Giants that would have thust Iove out of heaven, and a world of English among them, who partaked of the same punishments, because they had conspired upon earth to dethrone their lawfull King; Not far further I might espie glowing fiery tubs made Pulpit like, and I was told they were prepared for those profane and presumptuous Mecanicks and other Lay men, who use to preach in London, and abuse the Sacred Oracles of God; and Vzza was not far off tormented there for being so bold with the Arke; A little thereabouts I saw hoopes of Iron were made Garter-like, of hot glowing steele, these I was told were designed for those perjured Knights of St George in England, to weare upon their legs, when they come thither for breaking in the late war that solemn Oath they had taken at their instalement, to defend the honour and quarrells, the rights and dignities of their Soveraigne; A little distant I might see divers brasse hoopes glowing with fire, and they were scarfe-like, I was told they were ordained for those Knights of the Bath to weare for Ribbands next their skins when they came thither, for infringing that Sacred Oath they made at their Election, which was, To love their Soveraigne above all Earthly creatures, and for his right and dignity to live and die; A little beyond I saw a Copper Table, with Chaires of the same, all candent hot, I was told those were for perjured English privy Concellors, who had broak their Oath to the King, which they took to be true and faithfull servants unto Him, and if they knew or understood any manner of thing to be attempted, done, or spoken against His Majesties Person, Honour, Crown, or Dignity, they swore to let and withstand the same to the uttermost of their power, and cause it to be revealed, either to himself, or any other of his Privy Councell; Some few paces off I might descry a little round place like a Porters Lodgeat Court with a Fane [Page 16] on the top of it, where was a new kind of exquisite torment provided, but I could not discerne it by reason of the smoake; for once a Secretary of State and his Son in England, who though they were of differing opinions in every thing else, yet jump'd in this, to destroy their King and Countrey; Hard by, I saw a little furnace so candent glowing hot that it look'd of the colour of an Emerauld or Carbuncle, I was told that was to clap in the Master of the Kings Jewell-house when he comes thither, for being so perfidious and so perjurious to his Master; I asked whether there were any other infernall tortures besides fire, yes I was answered, for to speake of fire to a people habi­tuated to a cold clime, were not only to make them to slight Hell, but to invite them to come to it; So my Spirit brought me Northward a little, and shew'd me a huge lough, where there were frosted mountaines up and down, and I might disco­ver among them a world of Blewcaps lying in beds of Ice with their noses and toes nipt, the icesicles stucke to their fingers ends like hornes, and a bl [...]ak his pid wind blew incessantly up­on them, they made the most pitious noise that me thought I heard in all Hell; for they wawld, screechd, and howld ou [...] ever and anone this note, Wea is me, we a is me, that ever I betrayd my gid King.

Among all these damned soules, I desired to see what pu­nishment an Atheist had: my Spirit answered me, there were no Athiests in Hell at all, they were so on earth before they came hither, and here they sensibly find and acknowledge there is a God by his Iustice and Iudgement: For there is here pana sensus, and paena damni; the outward torments you behold is not so grievous as the inferiour regrets and agonies the soules have to have lost Heaven, whereof they were once capable, and to be eternally forsaken by their Creator; adde hereunto that they know these torments to be endlesse, easelesse, and remedilesse: Besides these qualities that are incident to the damned soules, t [...]ey have neither patience towards themselves in their owne [Page 17] suffrances, nor pitty towards others, but their nature is so accursed, that they wish their neighbors torments to be greater then their own: Besides, their torments never lessen either by tract of time or degree of sence, but they persever alwaies the same; they are still fresh, and the soule able to beare them. I saw that everlasting Villaine who committed the first Sacrilege we read of, by burning Dianas Temple, and his torments were as fresh and violent upon him as they were the first day he was thrown in thither; Iudas was in the same degree and strength of torture as the first moment he fell thither; Iack Cade, Wat Tyler, Iack Straw, Kit the Tanner did fry there as fresh as they did that instant they were cast thither: Amongst whom it made my heart to melt within me to see some of their new-com'd Coun­treymen amongst them, whereof I knew divers: And though Society useth to be some solace to men in misery, yet they conceived no comfort at all by these fresh com­panions.

It is high time for us now said my good guiding An­gell to be gone to the other world, so we directed our course towards the Ferry upon Styx; Lord, what varities of lurid, and ugly squalid countenances did I behold as I passed! There was one sort of torment I had not seene before, there were divers that hung by their tongues up­on posts up and down; I asked what they were, answer was made, that they were English Divines, and Lawyers, who against their Knowledge, as well as their Consciences, did seduce the ignorant people of England in the late Ci­vill Warre. A little further I might see abundance of Committee-men and others, slopping up drops of moulten lead in lieu of French-barley broath, with a rabble of Ap­prentices [Page 18] sweeping the gutters of Hell, with brooms tufted with Addars and Snakes, because they resorting to the Wars, had thereby broke their Indentures with their Masters, and their Oaths of Supremacy to their Prince.

Passing then along towards the Ferry, a world of hide­ous shapes presented themselves unto me; there I saw Corroding cares, panick feares, pining grief, lethargy, sleep, ugly rebellion, revengefull malice, snakie discord, and spirituall pride, the sin that first peopled Hell: Couches of Toads, Adders, and Scorpions in a corner hard by, I ask'd for whom they were prepared, I was answered, for some English Evangelizing, Anabaptisticall, and Legislative La­dies, which make writing of Notes at Sermons, and Re­ligion a meere vaile to cover their hypocrisie; So having me thought by a miraculous providence charm'd Cerbe­rus by pointing at him with the signe of the Crosse upon the fingers, we passed quietly by him, and being come to the Ferry, I found true what Pluto had said before, that there was a new English Tarpaulin entertained by Charon, but he was in a most cruell torture, for his body was covered thicke all over with Pitch and Tarre, which burnt and flam'd round about him: And here the Trance left me.

Having thus come out of this sad swound, I began by a serious recollection of my self to recall to my thoughts those dismall and dreadfull objects that had appeared un­to me; for though I was in Hell I did not taste of Lethe all the while, so that I did not forget any thing that I had seen; all things seem'd to appeare unto me so really, that if I had been of that opinion (wherof many have been) that Devills are nothing else but the ill affections, the exorbi­tant passions, and perturbances of the mind, it had been able [Page 19] to have convinced me. The Reader may easily imagine what apprehensions of horror these apparitions left in my braine: For as a River being by an inundation swell'd out of her wonted Channell leaves along the neighbouring Medowes seggs and sands, and much riff-raff stuffe be­hind her upon her return to her former bed; So did this Extasis, with that deluge of objects wherewith it over­whelm'd my braine, leave behind it blacke sudds, and gastly thoughts within me, which have done me no hurt I thank God for it, it being a true rule that Malum cognitum faci­lius evitatur: And I wish they may produce the same effects in the Reader as they did in the Author. VVe find in the Sacred Oracles that Dives in his discourse from Hell with Abraham, wish'd that some body might be sent from the dead to informe and reclaime his Brothers upon earth, because the words of a dead man would gaine more credit with them then any others. Let the Readers of this Trance make account that the Author was such a one; for he hath been buried many years, and so let it work within him accordingly.

FINIS.

Bella Scot-Anglica.

A BRIEF OF ALL THE Battells, and Martiall Encounters which have hap­pened 'twixt ENGLAND and SCOTLAND, from all times to this present.

VVherunto is annexed a Corolla­ry, Declaring the causes whereby the Scot is come of late years to be so hight­ned in his spirits; With some Prophecies which are much cryed up, as reflecting upon the fate of both Nations.

Printed in the Yeare 1648.

Bella Scot-Anglica. A Briefe of all the Battels and Martiall Encounters, which have happen'd 'twixt England and Scotland, from all times to this present, &c.

The Proeme.

THe Design of this short Discourse, is to relate the Quarrels, and sundry traverses of Warre, which have passed from time to time between England and Scotland, Extracted out of the most approved and impartiall Historians, as well Scottish, as English, French, and others.

Out of which premisses are deduced these Conclusions;

First, That Scotland hath been alwayes apt and forward to apprehend any occasion to invade and visit her Neighbour England.

Secondly, That when she was at the highest pitch of strength, and had the greatest advantages against her, when she had a­ctive and martiall Kings for her Generalls, and the French for her firm Confederates, with other Coadjutors and Auxilia­ries, she could never be a match no, not by many degree, for England, whether you respect the intrinsick power of the Coun­try, or the innated prowesse of the people: All which will clearly appeare by the circumstances and successe of divers Battells and interchangeable Exploits which being indiffe­rently ballanc'd it will be found that if Scotland did some­times beat England with the scabbard, England [...]ay bee truly sayd to have beaten her more often with the blade.

I Will not look back and take the ashes of antiquity so far, as to speak of the sociall warre they entred into with the ancient Brittaines and Picts, against the English, when they began to take first firme footing in England. Nor, of that so famous battell 'twixt Athelstan and them, at which time they had a great Army of Danes joyned with them; when being above twice more in number then the English, King Athelstan carried away a compleat victory by a kind of back­blow (Parthian-like) For the two Armies being ready to joyne, the English made semblance to fly away, leaving all their baggage behinde, and much matter for booty, which as the Scots and Danes were sharing, the English suddenly wheeled about by the advantage of a woody hill, and finding them in disarray, and the Souldiers laden with pillage, they rushed upon them with that resolution, that above fourty thousand of them fell, and as Buchanan their Prime Chrono­loger recordeth, the flower of their Nobility perished that day.

But I intend not to involve my discourse in these mistie times, but will take my rise from the Norman Conquest, for indeed the Historie of great Brittaine being overclouded with so many incertainties, casteth but a dim light before those times, whereas since, she shines with such a lustre, that what stands upon Record may be asserted for cleere and undenia­ble truth.

At that time, I mean the time of the Conquest, Scotland did England a very good office by preserving the English blood-royall (which not long after returned to the Crowne in Henry the second) but it was casually▪ For Prince Edgar and his Mother, with his two Sisters, intending to goe for Denmarke, (some say for Hungarie) and being by distresse of weather driven upon the Scottish coasts, they were hospita­bly r [...]ceived by Malcoline, then King of Scotland; At which time civility with the English tongue took first footing in the Scottish Court, as the French did amongst the English.

WILL. the second.

THe first dart of War that was thrown 'twixt England and Scotland after the Conquest was in Will. Rufus his raign, when the Scots having made divers incursions into the Eng­lish Pale, Moubray Earle of Northumberland was sent against them, who Encountring their King Malcoline with his eldest son in the field, they were both slain, and the whole Army overthrown. Afterwards the Scots choosing the dead Kings brother, King William went in person and depos'd him, cau­sing Edward the second, son of the slain King, to be crowned, and making him to sweare fealty and homage to England; But the Scots obtain'd the favour of King William, that nei­ther English or Norman should beare any office of State in Scotland.

King STEPHEN.

KIng Stephen having oblig'd the Scots by many high fa­vours, by giving Cumberland to David their King, and making his eldest son Earle of Huntington; Yet so ingratefull did they prove that they provok'd him to send Thurston then Archb. of Yorke with such an Army, that meeting with the King himselfe in the head of his Forces, he utterly discomfi­ted him, with the death of 10000. of his men.

HENRY the second.

HEnry the second, though the pulse of those times did [...]eat high, and that he was distracted with a world of confusions, yet employing the York-shire Knights, Humphrey Vile; Scutvill and Vescy, they with their victorious Armes tooke the Scots King in the field, and tendred him prisoner at Northampton, whence King Henry carried him along to at­tend him in his warres in France.

RICHARD the first.

RIchard cotur de Lion caused William King of Scotland to carry the Sword before him at his second Coronation at his return from the holy Land: At which time King Rich. [Page 4] passed a Royall Charter, that whensoever the King of Scot­land was summond to the English Court the Bishop of Dur­ham, and Sheriffe of Northumberland, shou [...]d receive him at Tweeds, and accompany him to Teis, from Teis the Arch­bishop of Yorke should attend him to the borders of that County, and so the Bish. and Sheriffs of other Counties, untill he came to the English Court.

King JOHN.

King Iohn one of the weakest Princes, and the most for­ [...]orne that ever England had considering how the Pope and all the world did bandy against him, and what fearefull exigents he was reduced unto, yet finding Alexander the second then King of Scotland to give sanctuary to his fugi­tive clergy, and foment others against him, made an expe­dition thither himselfe, but the two armies being ready to buckle, the Scot seing fire and sword to gape upon him, sub­mitted himselfe, and subscribed to such termes as the Con­queror propounded.

EDVVARD the First.

NOw come I to the scourge, or, as his Tombe in Westmin­ster tells me, the hammer of the Scotts-men.

Edwardus primus Scotorum malleus hic est.

He causeth Balioll to come to Newcastle to sweare Fealty and homage to him, who after flying to the French King, Edward was so netled for this his defection, that though he had a farre greater arrand in France, yet he chose rather to employ Edmund Earle of Lancaster thither, and to march himselfe to Scotland in the front of a puissant army; where the Scots in farre greater numbers shewed their teeth only but durst not bite. King Edward summons Balioll to Ber­wicke when he resubmitted himself with all the Nobles in o­pen Parliament which he held there; And for caution brought the King himselfe along with him, leaving the Earle of Sur­rey Warden of Scotland.

Not long after the Scots revolted againe notwithstanding [Page 5] their King was in England, having one Wallis for their ring­leader, who did much mischiefe on the frontiers. And their insolency grew to that hight, that besides their inrodes, they began to rhime upon him.

What this Edward with his lang shanks? But he payed them for their rhiming with a vengeance; He goeth againe in person and at Fonkirk battaile kild out right 200. of their Nobles and Gentry, with 40. thousand common Souldiers.

Then he summons a Parliament at Edenburgh where all the Nobles sweare him fealty againe; He carrieth away the Ragman roll, the blacke crosse, and the stone wherein they say the fate of their Kingdome is fixed.

Then was there offer'd a third provocation, when le Bruce was crowned King of Scotland.

The Earle of Pembrooke was sent against him, who utterly defeated him at Iohnston.

Hereupon le Bruce flyeth to the Popes pantofle making him Lord Paramount of Scotland, which moved King Ed­ward, notwithstanding the menaces and fulminations of the Pope who wished him to forbeare the Scots (because they were an exempt nation belonging to the Roman Chap­pell) to make a fourth expedition thither where he constrai­ned le Bruce to fly to Norway, where he blew on his nayles while K. Edward lived. And so eager was this great King in pursuite of this action, that falling sickly upon the way, He said If I die before I enter Scotland, I charge you to go on couragiously. and carry my body round about the Country; but it pleased God to reprieve him untill he had done his bu­sinesse himselfe.

EDVVARD the second.

BUt here comes a cooling-card for the English, Edward the second whose greatest honor was to be son to a Peer­les [...]ather, and father to an incomparable son, Rosa spinam, spina rosam genuit. In his time all went to wrack especially in Scotland. At Bannocks battaile Gilbert de clare Earle of Glocester, and 40 Barons more, with 700 Knights and Gentle­men; [Page 6] and as some stories record above 40000. more were slaine. Which defeat was imputed principally to the ill choice of ground the English had taken. The Scots had be­hind them rocks, hills, and woods to fly into if necessity re­quired, before them loughs, and moores, that the assailant could not march further. Adde hereunto the pusillanimity of the King (and the spirits of men are much raysed by their leader) who was sayd to fly first: and better it is for a lion to lead sheepe, then for a sheepe to lead a company of lions.

The Scots hereupon were so agog that they enter Ire­land with an Army under the conduct of Edward Bruce the Kings brother, who landing at Karig Fergus ransack'd all the North parts, where he tooke such firme footing, that he pro­claym'd himselfe King of Ireland, though he had onely over­ranne Ulster. At which time there was such a direfull famine, that in some places of Ireland dead bodies were digged up, and their flesh boyled in their sculls to be eaten, as the sto­ry tells.

But two yeares after, Sir Io. Bremingham then chiefe Ju­stice, with the Archbishop of Armagh, went with such a pow­er against this upstart King, that at Dundalke they got a most compleat victory, one Manpas as it seemed having kild the King hand to hand, for both their dead bodies were found together, and Manpas covering the Kings body.

In England another Army was sent against the Scots, cal­led the Yorke Army, which was also overthrowne at Milton upon Swayle. Nevertheles the King would venture once more in Person, and with a numerous Army invaded Scotland; The Scots fly into the woods, and places of fastnes; And for want of provision in that hungry country, the English were for­ced to retire, but in the retraict they were so pursued that they lost all their ammunition, which was attributed to the treason of Sir Andrew Harkley. But your criticall Anna­lists ascribe it to the poverty of spirit in the royall head, who being become hatefull to God, and man, first for perjury, by infringing the oath he made to his Barons; then by disobedi­ence to his father who in his death bed charged him upon his [Page 7] blessing to abandon Piers Gaveston, whom nevertheless he still doted upon with the Spencers, by whose counsels hee guided himselfe, And it was alwaies seen that Princes of an ill desti­ny follow the worst counsells.

EDVVARD the third.

BUt here comes a spirit who will soundly vindicate his fa­thers affronts. Edward the third, a Prince that was the soonest a man, and the longest that lasted so of any in the whole catalogue of English Kings; yet being but young when the Diadem first begirt his temples, after an encounter at Stan­hope Park, where great multitudes of Scots appeared, but va­nished away like meteors, skulking in woods and mountains.

In the Parliament held at Northampton, the King of Scotland was released of his homage; But some years after, when the young King began to understand himself, hee sent an army with Balioll, whom he caused to be crowned at Scone; And af­terwards there was a Battell fought at Hallidowne, where the English made the Scots a bridge of gold to fly over, for they betook themselves all to their heeles.

King Balioll being thus restored, Scotland became feudita­ry to England againe.

But a few years after king Ed. being deeply engag'd in his French wars, and thinking Hoc agere, the Scots presuming his absence would prove advantagious to them, make cursorie sallies out of Scotland, and plunder all before them in the North, by the instigation of the French.

But the Queen and the Lords of the North make such a levy of Martiall forces, that they entred Scotland like thun­der, and at a mighty battell one Copland takes the King priso­ner, whom, pleading the law of arms he would not deliver the Queen, untill the King had sent order from France.

This overthrow was given upon Saturday, and upon Satur­day six weeks before the battell of Cressy had bin fought, with another against the Duke of Brittain; in all which king Edward prov'd victorious. And being triumphantly return'd from France, with the Flower-de-luces upon his sword, and redoub­ted now by all the Princes of the Christian world having a triumverate of kings his prisoners, one would think the Scot would have bin quiet, but they still provoked him so far, that [Page 8] in the dead of Winter (and King Ed. was a Prince for all wea­thers) he went thither in Person himself, tooke Berwick, and had all Scotland resign'd unto him, by the King himselfe, and the Nobles who joyntly swore fealty and homage to him.

RICHARD the second.

NOw the grand-childe of this great King (who turn'd the wheele of his times every where up and downe the Christian world as he pleased) mounts the stage. The Scots begin to infest the borders, and doe other acts of hostility being actually assisted by the French king, who sent thither his Admirall with a 1000. men at armes, and 60. sayle with furniture to arme 12000. men more.

King Richard musters up an Army worthy of a King, and rusheth into Scotland like a whirle-wind as farre as Dondee, and neither Scot or French appeared to make opposition.

The Scots (as the French annales say) not symbolizing with the humour of the French grew weary of them, and ca­sheered them, but they kept Jean de Viene, the great Admi­rall prisoner in a manner, untill the French king had payed his ransome, which he did, otherwise his Admirall might have laine at dead anchor there all his life-time.

But being returned to France, lest he should seem to shew no fruits at all of his voyage, he informs the King, that hee had pried into the uttermost intrinsique strength, both of Scotland and England, and found that Scotland was able to put in the field about 30000 men, and 5000. horse, and England 60000.Charles the 6. of France, cal­led le phren­tique. foot, and 8000. horse, This relation induced Charles the frantique to attempt the invasion of England the yeare following, with a formidable Army, and Fleet, which was to make sayle from the Sluce, and for Land-forces far exceeded the invincible Armada of the yeare 88. But the Admirals ac­count was found false, and to have reckoned much without his host, for as the French Historians report, King Richard had levied neere upon 100000. Foot and 20000. Horse.

HENRY the fourth.

IN Hen. the fourth's time the tumultuous Scot stirs againe, and pilfers about the Marches at last he composeth the bo­dy of an Army, whom Hen. Hotspurre encountred, and kil'd more enemies then he had men in his own Army.

Sir Robert Umphreyvile being Vice-Admirall, takes 14. great ships laden with corn, together with the great Galeon of Scotland, hard by Lith, which so abated the price of corn, that hee was commonly called Sir Rob. Mend-market.

A little after the young Prince of Wales hurld himselfe seven daies march into Scotland, and did what he would.

HENRY the fift.

HEnry the fift that man of men, and mirrour of chivalrie (and the strangest Convert that ever was) being come to the Crown, he falls like a Politician to worke in erecting Forts on the frontiers of Scotland, which he did without controule.

After he took the young King James the first prisoner, in a very hot incounter, and carried him up and down with him in the French warres.

HENRY the sixt.

HEnry the sixt for some gallant parts in the aforesaid young King James the first of Scotland married him to the Lady Iane, Daughter to the Earle of Somerset his Neece; But he proved afterwards hatefully ingratefull, and persidious to King Henry, b [...]nding all his main forces against him but he was shamefully re­pell'd and beaten by Sir Ralph Gray, and the Knights of the North.

EDVVARD the fourth.

ANd no lesse i [...] gratefull and treacherous was Iames the third in Edward the fourths time, who desiring in mariage Cicilia the Kings daughter, it was condescended unto so farre that he had part of her portion advanc'd him; yet he fell to acts of hostility and frames an Army, which the Duke of Glocester with 15000 men ill favourdly beat (though they were twice more in number) and got Berwicke againe.

HENRY the seventh.

NOw come I to that great Magus of his dayes Henry the se­venth who was said to be hanted with walking spirits Simuell Warbecke, and Perkins, whom hee chased away by sprinkling of bloud.

The Scots entertained Warbecke, t [...]ough they knew him to be an Impostor, and raised an Army for him.

The Earle of Surry and Bishop Foxe, were sent against it, who drive the King and Warbecke with the whole Army before them six dayes march into the Country, at last the Scots King sent a de­fiance for a battell, which being to be fought the next day, the Scot steales away the night before in a silent march.

Hereupon a Peace was concluded, provided that Warbecke [Page 10] should bee banished Scotland whom notwithstanding they furni­shed with ships, to goe to try his fortune with the Cornish Rebels.

HENRY the eight.

ANd now come I to the glory of his dayes (especially two thirds of them) Henry the 8. for never did Prince rise with a g [...]eater lustre in Englands hemispheare, and set in a darker clowd. And being extreamly busied in the warres of France, who should disturb him but his own brothervin-law, Iames the fourth, excited by the French, who contributed great summes of money towards the support of the warre; The King sends presently from France to the Earle of Surry to make head against them; At first the Earle sent Sir VVilliam Bullmer with 200. Archers upon the borders to observe their motion.

The Lord Humes, entreth with 8000. men and as he thought to returne with his booty, Sir VVilliam Bulmer having reinforced his 200. to 1000. fell upon the 8000. Scots, with that fury, that he ki [...]d 500. took so many prisoners, and intercepted the whole booty. This made the young Kings blood boyle within him for revenge, and composing a royall Army of the utmost strength of Scotland went in the head thereof himselfe.

The Earle of Surry was not idle, but raised an Army of 26000 men, and his son then Admirall came to him from Newcastle with 1000. old Sea souldiers. The two Amies met in Flodden, where af­ter many hot incounters victory fluttered a long while with doubt­full wings, at last the King himselfe, with the Archb. of St. Andrews his brother, were slain, with 12. Earles, and 14. Barrons, and 12000 Gentlemen and others and there fell of the English but 1500. only, nor could the Scots rescue the body of their King, but to mend the matter a little, gave out it was not the Kings body, but one Elfinston attired like to him, to encourage the Army.

But afterwards, though they acknowledged it was his body, yet would not Henry the 8, permit him to have the due rites of Prince­ly buriall, because he had so perjuriousl [...] violated his faith with him.

Some few years after the Duke of Albany rays'd an Army, but he was prevented to do any hurt by the Lord Roos and Dacres, who made Bonefires of above 80. Villages without seeing the face of an enemy, No sooner were they returned, but newes came, that the Duke of Albany had by this time in perfect equipage an Army of 30000. men.

Hereupon the Lord Treasurer and Admirall, were sent to finde him out, but both Armies being come to sight of each other, the Scots not enduring well the countenance of the English Forces, ran away and shamefully disbanded. so that if the Lord Generall had had then commissio [...] ample enough, they might have given a fatall blow to Scotland, as they themselves con [...]essed, but by the interces­sion of the Queen Dowager, Hen. the eights sister, they obtained truce.

After this King Hen. condiscended to meet Iames the fift at York but he fayled, sending certain Commissioners, and so cunning was the Scot, that their Commission, and private instructions looked two wayes, and as they were treating, tydings came, that the Scots had rushed into, and rifled the Marches most barbarously.

Hereupon the Earl of Norfolke was sent with 20000. men, who for 8. daies did what he would within the bowels of the Country.

Anothor Army was sent under the Command of the Lord Dacres and Wharton, who gave them such a mortall blow, that eight Earls were taken prisoners, and 200. Gentlemen and 800. more, and the stories concurre, that there was scarce a souldier, but had at least his two prisoners, this was Solmemosse battell.

Yet for all this such is the inc [...]ination of the English to bee at peace with their neighbours, that a match was concluded, and ra­tified by act of Parliament, with a speciall instrument under the Scots Noble-mens hands between Prince Edward, and the young Queen Mary, yet by the cunning negotiation of the French, the Scot fell off. Hereupon old king Henry, who could digest no indig­nities, sent 200. ships laden with souldiers to the Frith, under the Earl of Hereford, who marched as far as Edinburgh, burnt the town, and part of the castle, returning with revenge and rich bootie. A while after the Scots understanding the King was gone to France, thought to serve themselves of that advantage, and to fall upon the borders, but the Earl of Hereford repelled them,

EDVVARD the sixt.

EDward the sixt, though yet in his minority, seemed to be sensible of the affront the Scot had put upon him for a wife, though his Father had vindicated it pritty well, but as the case stood, nothing could concerne England more, then to hinder that the French of any in the world should have her.

And now am I come to the last true battell that was fought 'twixt [Page 12] England and Scotland since the Conquest. The Duke of Sommerset was appointed Generall, the Earle of VVarwicke his Lieutenant Generall, the Lord Clinton Admirall had 60. shipps of warre, which were to hold course with the Land-forces. So from Barwicke, with a sober Army they entred Scotland, [...]onsisting of about 13000. foot and 1200. men at arms, 2500. light horse, 16. peeces of Ordnance, every peece having a guard of Pioners who came in all to 1400. They had marched as far as Musselborough, far within the Country, and with infinite pains did they surmount the naturall and arti­ficiall difficulties of the wayes, three small Castles they seized upon in their march without offering any act of violence to small or great.

They understood the Regent of Scotland did far exceed them in number, and there came Recruits hourely to him, [...]or the fire crosse was carried about by the Heralds through all parts, which is two firebrands upon the point of a Spear, that all above 16. and under 60 should resort to the Generall rendezvous so that the Historians on both sides leave the number of them indefinite to this day, but they all agree, that they were at least twice as many and they had twice as many Ordnance, yet notwithstanding many other advantages it pleased God to give the English a compleat victory (and victories are the decrees of Heaven when there is no tribunall on earth to de [...]ermine the quarrell. This hapned precisely the same day that Flodden field battell was fought 34. years before. There were 14000. slain out-right, whereof there were 3000. Kirk-men; Fryars and Monks, above 1500. taken prisoners, whereof young Huntly, and other great Lords were of the number; the spoiles of the field 30000 jacks. and 30. peeces of Ordnance were shipped for England, and the English plundred the Country up and down 5. daies march further.

To these exploits at home may be added a smart blow the English gave the Scots in Ireland in Sir Io. Perrots government, for some 2000. Redshanks being come over by the Burks means, like a swarm of Catterpillers they proll'd and pill'd up and down, Sir Ri. Bing­ham then Governour of Connaught made head against them, with a small contemptible number, and at the river of Earn [...] neer Sleg [...], slew them all out-right so that not one soule escaped, to return [...]o Scotland with newes what became of the rest.

Touching these late traverses of warre 'twixt England and Scot­land 'tis true that infortunate England hath drawne upon her [...]elfe a great deale of dishonour in the opinion of the world abroad spe­cially [Page 13] among those who understand not the true carriage of things; For these late rushings in of the Scot cannot be so properly call'd invasions a invitations, by some spurious and most unworthy de­genero [...]s E [...]g [...]shmen, who from a long time had plotted the bringing of them in, and it was the most pernicious and basest treason that ever wa [...] practis'd against poore England: But to give a fu [...]l and [...]atisfactory relation of this Warre, I wi [...]l deduce the bu­sine [...] from the beginning.

Before this un [...]ucky storme fell twixt England and Scotland there were certai [...] clowds issuing from the vapors of divers discontented braines, p [...]ainly discern'd to hover up and downe a long time in both Ki [...]gdomes specially in that Northerne Region: The first which appeard was, when some yeers after his Majesties accesse to the crowne, there was an act of revocation passed, where some things which had insensibly slipped away from the crowne, and o­ther things which were illegally snatch'd from the church were re­sum'd, and reannex'd to both; which lighting upon some of the great ones, they were over heard to murmure though this was done with as much moderation as possibly could be and by the mature advice of the Counsell of state there, with the free opinion of the appro­ved'st Lawyers of that Kingdome, and from hence issued the first symptome o [...] discontentment.

Not long after his Majesty being inform'd of the meane and ser­vile condition of the Ministers of that Kingdome, which have the charge of the conscience, and service of God, and make up a con­siderable part of the free borne subjects; his Majesty understanding what poore pittances they receiv'd for their subsistence, and for those small stipends also, or rather almes of benevolence, they de­pended upon the pleasure of the Laiks, His Majesty by a speciall Commission to that end found away to augment and acertain that allowance, and free them from that slavish kind of clientele and de­pendency they had upon the seculars; Whence may bee inserr'd what monsters of ingratitude those men shew'd themselves to be af­terwards, by exasperating and poysoning the hearts of the people a­gainst their soveraigne in their virulent and seditious preachments, and inviting them to armes. Not long after, when the poore husbandman and owners of corn were bound to pay tithes to lay persons call'd there the Lords of the erection, were much incommodated by them, be cause they could not take in their corn till the Parson had fetch'd away his tithe, who sometimes to shew his power or spleen peradventure [Page 14] would defer of purpose the taking in thereof, whereby the whole crop, by not taking advantage of the weather, would oftimes suffer: His Majesty for the redresse of this grievance, appointed Commissioners who found a way to purchase those tiths, and bring the impropriators to take a pecuniary certain rent counterveylable unto them: Hereupon the Laie Lords and Gentlemen finding that the respect and dependen­cy wherby the Ministers and owners of corn were formerly oblig, d unto them to be hereby lessen'd did tacitly discover much animosity and dis­pleasure: Moreover his Majestie when he went thither to be crown'd having conferr'd honours upon some whom he had found industrious to promote his service, envie (which is alwayes the canker of honour) began to raign among divers of them which did turne v [...]sibly after­wards to discontentments.

These were the conceal'd and private grounds, now the open and a­vowed causes were the introduction of our Liturgy, the booke of Ca­nons, Ordination and Consecration with the high Commission Court among them: and it hath bin found since that those things were in­troduc'd by the cunning of those discontented spirits, that thereby there m [...]ght be some grounds to suscitat the people to rise, which plot of theirs tooke effect.

Adde hereunto that after the King of Swed [...]ns death divers Scots Commanders came over, and made a florish in our English Court, but being Souldiers of fortune, and finding no trading here, they went to Scotland and joyn'd counsells wi h those discontented spirits to beget a warre that they might be in action.

The only pretence they tooke for their rising then, was our Com­mon Prayer Booke, hereupon his Majesty sent a Proclamation to be published wherein he declar'd that 'twas not his purpose to presse the practise of that book upon any ones conscience, therefore he was wil­ling to discharge them from the use and exercise of it, and to abolish all acts tha [...] tended to that end and that all things should be in statu quo prius. But this would not suffice, for they went on to fish in these troubled waters, having a designe to drayne all the Episcopall sees in the Kingdome, and turn them to laic land: Hereupon they entred into a holy league which they ter [...]'d Covenant, without his Majesties privity, and th [...]s was point blank against an Act of Parliament 1585. which utterly prohibits all leagues, covenants or bands whatsoever without the Kings consent: Hereupon the bo­dy of an Army was [...]aised, and one L [...]sley was made Generall, so they ma [...]ched to D [...] Hill within five miles of Berwicke

Where the rendevouz was: They gave out they came with a petition to his Majesty, though they brought it upon the pikes point. There were many noble English hearts which swell'd high at this insolency of the Scot, and therefore went with wonderfull alacrity to attend his Majesty to Berwick, but there were others who were luke-warme in the businesse, and those of the greatest Ones, which the Scots knew wel enough, for there was nothing trans-acted or said in the Kings Cabinet Counsell or Bed-chamber, but there was intelligence given them: Hereupon a pacification was shuffled up, and so both the Armyes were dispersed. The King being returned to London, grew more and more sensible of these indignities of his Subjects of Scotland, and having called a Parliament ex­presly for that purpose in England, some of the cheife Mem­bers thereof were so intoxicated by the Scot, that they did not only not resent this bravado he had done to England, but seem­ed to approve of his actions. His Majesty finding the pulse of his Parliament beat so faintly for enabling him to vindicate these indignities upon the Scot, dissolv'd it, and propos'd the businesse to his privy Counsell, who not only advis'd him, but supplyed him with noble summes to repaire his honour by War; hereupon the former Forces were rallied, and made up into the body of an Army: The Scot was not idle all this while, but reunited his former Army, whereof there was a good part undisbanded (contrary to Article) and choosing rather to make another Country the theater of the War then his own, he got over the Tweed, and found all passages open, and as it were made for him al the way til he came to the Tine, & though there were considerable Troupes of Horse and Foot at New­castle, yet they never offer'd as much as to face him all the way; at Ne [...]burg there was a small dispute, but the English Infantry would not fight, so Newcastle gates flew open to her inve­terate Enemy, without any resistance at all, where he had more Freinds than Foes, and the English General rather then to be put to unworthy compositions retired in disorder: Whither this happened either by secret faction, or want of affection in in the Souldier, or by the faults of the Generall, I will not [Page 16] determine; but sure I am it was dishonourable enough to poor England, who was bought and sold in this expedition. This was the first entrance the Scot made into England since these un­happy Wars; but this invitation was private, the last was pub­lick, being voted by the English Commons, and they rush'd in, in the dead of Winter; notwithstanding that his Majesty had taken a toylsome journey not long before to sit amongst them himselfe in Parliament, where he condescended to every thing they could imaginably desire, and they acknowledging his unparaleld Grace, desired that Act to be reviv'd whereby it was Treason in the highest degree that could be, for any of the Sub­jects of Scotland of what degree or condition soever to levy a­ny Mlitary Forces without his Majesties expresse Commissi­on, and this they did to expresse their gratitude: as they said. But the yeare came scarce about before they had moulded ano­ther Army, not only without, but expresly against his Royall Commission, and Counter-command, and would intrude themselves to be Vmpires twixt him and his English Subjects whither he would or no; so in they rush'd againe in dead of Winter, and for Martiall exployts, the little credit they got by storming of Newcastle was nothing countervaylable to that which they lost before Hereford, where the Welsh-men bang'd them to some purpose from before the town, and made their Generall to trusse up his pack and away, sending him a fat Sow with Pigs after her, and a blew bonnet upon her head for his break-fast.

COROLLARIE.

THus have I run over, and faithfull related by collation of many Authors, with their concurrent testimonies, those traverses of warre which have passed betwixt the English and Scots since the Conquest, having omitted many circumstances which might have tended further to the glory of England, to avoyd prolixity, for I intended at first that this Discourse should be like a skein of Silke wound up close upon a small bot­tome, which a freer hand might put upon the loom and draw to a large peice.

Any man of a clear and unpassionate judgement will hence inferre that the Scots have been alwayes farre inferiour to the English (except in these latter unlucky Invasions) in poynt of true prowesse, and National Power: In some examples you may finde how the English carryed away more Captives then they were Souldiers of themselves, driving them as sheep before them; most of the Battails they fought were in Scotland herself, when the English had been tir'd with long marches, over un­couth, and strange places, being ignorant of the advenues, and advantages of them.

Indeed in Edward the Seconds reign they got three battails, and one at the fag end of Hen. the 8. wherein Sir Ralph Evers was slaine, but it was more by stratagem than strength, and besides the English might have been said to have fought rather against the Heaven and Elements then men, having Wind and Sun in their faces, but that might have been tearmed more pro­perly a petty defeat then Victory, for there fell not above 200. But what use did the Scot ever make of those Victories, though the North parts have many places of fastnesse, and tenable, yet I reade not of any place they kept except Barwick; all the rest of their Warres were but tumultuary sallies, and predatory devastations, and pilfrings. But the English have taken foure [Page 18] of their Kings captives, killed two of them in the Field, car­ried away their Crown (which they give out to be greater and more weighty than that of England) their Ragman-Roll, the Blacke Crosse, with other instruments of Soveraignty, and did sundry acts equivalent to a Conquest. They pierced the very heart of the K [...]ngdom, and the Scot may be said to have onely trod upon England toe, for they never came farther than the Walls of Yorke, till the reigne of this thing that cals it selfe Parliament. But if one should aske me why the English ha­ving made such firme Invasions from time to time into the very bowels of Scotland, did not reduce it to a vassallage and perfect provincial obedience, as well as to make their Kings fuedetary in which state they continued towards England near upon five hundred yeares?

My Answer shall be the same that Suetonius gives in behalfe of the Romans, who notwithstanding they lorded, over the rest of Brittany four hundred and odde yeares, yet they never went about to conquer Scotland, because they knew the prize would not have countervail'd the paines, by reason of the cragginesse of the Countrey and incommodity of habitation, therefore they thought it enough that Adrians Wall which extended from Tinmouth to Solway Frith, near upon fourscore miles should be the Westerne Bounds of their Empire.

Out of the precedent Examples we may also gather, that the Scot hath been alwayes of a genius apt and forward to stir against England upon any the least occasion. For of those five and twenty Kings and Queens that have been since the Conquest, onely five have been free of their insolencies: yet did England never begin with them till she was justly provo­ked thereunto, nor could Alliances nor Leagues, or any tyes of Treaty confirmed by Solemne Oathes (which are those re­ligious Bonds that passe 'twixt God and the Soul) detain the Scotish Kings from puzling and disturbing England, when her Kings were most distracted in Warres with France, and the better halfe of her strength imployed abroad, so that the Scots may be said to have been from time to time as goads in Eng­lands sides, or a thorne in her toe; and France leaguing meerly [Page 19] for his own advantage with them, may be said to have made use of Scotland as the Fox did of the Cats foot to pull the Apple out of the Fire for his own eating: yet for all these eager and irrefragable Combinations 'twixt the French and Her against England, England ever bore up, and made her party good, and that in a victorious way against both, and for Scotland she may be said to have given Her blowes for phil­lips.

But it seemes that Italian was well versed in the Scotishmens humours, who understanding of the late Vnion between the two Kingdomes, said that England had got no great catch by the addition of Scotland, she had onely got a Wolfe by the eares, who must be held very fast, else he will run away to France.

Some there are who much magnifie and cry up the Scots of late yeares, for great Souldiers, tacitly derogating thereby from the English, as if they should stand in some apprehension of fear of them; but I cannot imagine upon what grounds they should do it; true it is, that since the Revolt of the Hol­lander, and these seventy yeares Tumults in the Netherlands, some of them are much improved in the Art of Warre, and knowledge of Armes from what they were; they have also pushed on their Fortunes in the Warres of Denmarke, Sweden, Russia, Germany, and France; for Poland, their Profession there is to trusse Packes rather than traile Pikes. By reason of the quality of the Soile and Clime they have tough and hardy bodies, and it may adde to their courage that they venture for a better Countrey, in regard they cannot go to a worse than their own. Now it must be granted that the greatest ad­vantage wherewith Nature doth recompence a mountainous and sterile Soile above a luxurious and easie, is, to make it produce suffering bodies; which made the Romans [...]e nine-score yeares conquering of Spain, when they were but nine conquering of France.

For the first, 'tis answered, that if the Scot hath made sallies abroad into other Countries of late yeares, the English also have done the like, and are in some places in greater nu [...] ­bers, [Page 18] as in the Low-countries, where at this day they treble the number of the Scots, so that the Netherlands may be said to be a Military Yard for the English as well: and he that is never so little versed in the Moderne Stories will finde that the Foundation of that State hath been chiefly cimented with English Bloud.

For the East-countrey, 'tis true, there are many able Scots Leaders, and there are also many English of abilities and fame.

To the second, if the Scots are a hardy People because of their cragges and mountaines: I answer that the Welch and Cornish with them that dwell about the Northerne Alpes in England, are as mountainous as they, and I believe have as suffering and sturdy bodies; which makes the world yield it for a Ma­xime, that no Prince of Christendom hath a better choice to make Souldiers of than the King of Great Britain.

I will conclude with certain Prophesies the Scots do much speak of. The first is out of Polychronicon, whe [...]e the Authour Ranulphus Cistrensis relates the words of a certain Anchorite who lived in King Egelbert his time, now near upon 900. yeares ago, and the words are these, Angli, quia proditioni, ebrietati, & negligentia domus Dei dediti sunt, primùm per Da­nos, deinde per Normanos tertiùm per Scotos, quos vilissimos ha­bent, conterentur: varium erit saeculum, & varietas mentium, designabitur varietate vestium. 1. The English [...]en for that they wonneth themselves to treason, to drunkennesse, and wretchlesnesse of Gods House; first by the Danes, then by the Normans, and lastly by the Scots, whom they holden least in esteem, shallen be overthrown, 'twill be an instable Age, and the variablenesse of mens mindes shall appear by the variablenesse of their vestments.

The Danish and Norman Conquest have happened since, and the third is to follow in the same manner, say they, not by Succession, but by the Sword.

2 The second are those Prophesies of Merlin, who much tampers with the single Lion, and of the Feats that he should do, which they say, is meant of their Lion within a double Treasure Rampant, Mars counterflowred.

3. Then come they to the Stone wherein they say, the Fortune [Page 19] of their Kingdom is fixed, which hath lain in Westminster, now near upon five hundred yeares.

Ni fallat fatum, Scoti quocunque locatum
Invenient Lapidem regnare tenentur ibidem.
If Fate sailes not, the Scots, where ere they finde
This Stone, there they shall reigne and rule man-kinde.

Which they interpret also must be by the Sword not by Suc­cession.

4. Then do they apply to themselves a Prophesie that the Irish have very frequent amongst them, which is, That the day will come, when the Irish shall weep over the Engl [...]shmens graves.

5. Lastly, that which is so common in the English mens mouthes, [Lincolne was, London is, and Yorke shall be] which they say, shall be at last the Seat of the British Empire, to be erected there by them.

But I am none of those that afford much faith to rambling Prophesies, but will conclude with a late much cried up Wise-man, (Sir W. R) that Prophesies are as seeds sown in the vast field of time, whereof not one grain of a thousandcomes to grow up: yet these Prophesies may serve as so many Prospe­ctives for England, to behold, though a far off in a mist, the danger and destiny which may befall her, from this growing Nation if not timely prevented.

6. Hereunto may be added another very old and il-favoured one, which shall fore run her fall.

Gens tua te prodit, proh Anglia, Scotia rodit.
—O England,
Thine own People thee betray,
And Scotland makes of thee a prey.
FINIS.
THE VOTE, OR A POEME …

THE VOTE, OR A POEME ROYALL, PRESENTED TO HIS MAIESTIE for a New-yeares-Gift.

By way of Discourse 'twixt the Poet, and his Muse.

Calendis Januariis 1642.

LONDON, Printed by T. Badger, for Humphrey Mosley, at the Princes Armes, in Paules Church-yard, 1642.

POEMA [...].

THe world's bright Eye, Times measurer, begun
Through watry Capricorne his course to run,
Old Ianus hastned on, his temples bovnd
With Ivy, his gray haires with hollie crownd;
When in a serious quest, my thoughts did muse,
What Gift, as best becomming, I should chuse,
To Britaines Monarch (my dread Soveraigne) bring
Which might supply a New-yeares offering.
I rummag'd all my stores, and search'd my cells
Where nought appear'd, god wot, but bagatells:
No farre fetch'd Indian gemme, cut out of rock,
Or fishd in shels were trusted under lock,
No peece which Angelo's strong fancy hitt,
Or Titians pensil, or rare Hyliards witt,
No Ermines, or black-sables, no such Skinnes,
As the grim Tartar hunts, or takes in ginnes:
No Medails, or rich stuff of Tyrian dye,
No costly Boules of frosted argentry,
No curious Land-skip, or some Marble peece
Dig'd up in Delphos, or else-where in Greece,
No Roman Perfumes, Buffs, or Cordouans
Made drunk with Ambar by Moreno's hands,
No arras, or rich carpets freighted o're
The surging Seas from Asia's doubtfull shore,
No Lions cub, or beast of strange aspect,
Which in Numidia's fiery womb had slept,
No old Toledo blades, or Damaskins,
No Pistols, or some rare-spring'd Carrabins,
No Spanish Ginet, or choyce stallion sent,
From Naples, or hot Afrique's continent,
In fine, I nothing found, I could descry
Worthy the hands of Caesar or his eye.
My wits were at a stand, when, loe, my Muse
(None of the Quire, but such as they do use
For laundresses or handmaids of meane rank
J knew sometimes on Po and Isis banks)
Did softly buzz.
Muse.
Then let me something bring,
My hansell the New-yeare to CHARLES my King,
May usher in bifronted Ianus
Poet.
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Thou fond foole-hardy Muse, thou silly Thing,
Which 'mongst the shrubbs & reeds do'st use to sing,
Dar'st thou peck up, and the tall Cedar clime,
And venture on a King with gingling rime?
Though all thy words were perle, thy letters gold,
And cut in rubies, or cast in a mould
Of diamonds, yet still thy lines would be
To meane a gift for such a Majestie.
Muse.
I'le try; and hope to passe without disdaine
Jn New-yeares-gifts the mind stands for the maine,
The Sophy, finding 'twas well meant, did daigne
Few dropps of running water from a swayne,
Then sure 'twill please my Liege, if J him bring,
Some gentle dropps from the Castalian spring.
Though Rarities J want of such account,
Yet have J some thing on the forked mount.
Nor i'st the first, or third accesse J made
To Caesar's feet, and thence departed glad.
For as the Sun with his male heat doth render
Nile's muddy slime fruitfull, and apt t'engender,
And dayly to produce newe kinds of creatures
Of various shapes, and thousand differing features,
So is my fancy quickned by the glance
Of His benigne aspect and countenance,
It makes me pregnant, and to superfaete,
Such is the vigor of His beames and heate.
Once in a Vocall Forest I did sing,
And made the Oke to stand for CHARLES my King,
The best of trees, whereof (it is no vant
The greatest Schooles of Europe ring and chant)
There you shall also find Dame ARHETINE,
Great Henries daughter, and Great Britaines Queene,
Her name engraven in a Laurell tree,
And so transmitted to Eternity.
For now I heare that Grove speake's besides mine,
The language of the Loire, the Po, and Rhyne,
(And to my Prince (my sweet Black Prince) of late,
I did a youthfull subject dedicate.)
Nor do I doubt but that in time, my Trees
Will yeeld me fruit to pay Apollo's fees,
To offer up whole Hecatombes of praise
To Caesar, if on me he cast his rayes.
And if my lamp have oyle, I may compile
The moderne Annals of great Albion's Isle,
To vindicat the truth of CHARLES his raigne,
From scribling Pamphletors, who story staine
With loose imperfect passages, and thrust
Lame things upon the world, t'ane up in trust.
I have had Audience (in another straine)
Of Europes greatest Kings, when German maine
And the Cantabrian waves I crossd, J drank
Of Tagus, Seine, and sate at Tybers bank,
Through Scylla & Charybdis I have steerd,
Where restlesse Aetna, belching flames, appeerd,
By Greece, once Palla's garden, then J passt,
Now all ore spread with Jgnorance and wast.
Nor hath faire Europe her vast bounds throughout
An Academe of note J found not out.
But now J hope in a successefull prore,
The Fates have fix'd me on sweet Englands shore,
And by these various wandrings true J found,
Earth is the common Mother, every ground
May be one's Countrey, for by birth each man
Is in this VVorld a Cosmopolitan
A free-borne Burgesse, and receives thereby
His denization from Nativity:
Nor is this VVorld, at best, but a huge Inn,
And men the rambling passengers, wherin
Some warm lodgings find, & that as soone
As out of Nature's closets they see no one,
And find the table ready layd; but some
Must for their commons trudg, and shift for roome:
VVith easie pace some clime Promotions Hill,
Some in the Dale, do what they can, stick still.
Some through false glasses smiling Fortune spy,
VVho still keeps off, though she appeares hard by:
Some like the Ostrich, with their wings do flutter,
But cannot fly, or soare above the gutter,
Some quickly fetch and double Good-Hopes Cape,
Some ne're can do'tthough the same cours they shape:
So that poore mortals are so many balls
Tossd, some o're line, some under Fortune's walls.
And it is Heavens high pleasure Man should lye
Obnoxious to this partiality,
That by Industrious ways he should contend,
Nature's short pittance to improve and mend.
And Industry ne're fail'd, at last, t'advance
Her patient sonnes above the reach of Chance.
Poet.
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But whither rov'st thou thus?
Well; since I see thou art so strongly bent,
And of a gracious looke so confident,
Go, and throw down thy selfe at Caesars feet,
And in thy best attire thy Soveraigne greet,
Go, An auspicious and most blissefull year,
Wish Him, as e're shin'd o're this Hemispheare,
Good may the Entrance, better the middle be,
And the Conclusion best of all the three,
Of joy ungrudg'd may each day be a debter,
And evry morne still usher in a better,
May the soft gliding Nones and evry Ide,
With all the Calends stil some good betide,
May Cynthia with kind looks, & Phoebus's rayes,
One cleere his Nigh [...]s, the other guild his dayes.
Free limbs, unphysick'd health, due appetite,
Which no sauce else but Hunger may excite,
Sound sleepes, and sanguine dreames, which represent,
Symptomes of health, and the next dayes content;
Cheerfull and vacant thoughts, not always bound
To Counsell, or in deep Ideas drown'd:
(Though such late traverses and tumults might
Turne to a lump of care the ayriest wight)
And since, while fragile flesh doth us array
The humors still are combating for sway,
(Which were they free of this reluctancy
And counterpoys'd Man would immortall be)
May sanguine ore the rest predominat
Jn Him, and their malignant flux abate.
May his great Queen (in whose Jmperious eye
Raigne's such a world of winning Majesty)
Like the rich Olive, or Falernian Vine,
Swell w [...]th more gemms of Cions masculine;
And as Her fruit sprung from the Rose and Luce,
(The best of stemmes Earth yet did e're produce)
Js tyed already by a Sanguine lace
To all the Kings of Europe's highborne race,
So may they shoot, their youthfull branches o're,
The surging seas, and graffe with evry shore.
May home-Comerce, and Trade encrease from farre,
That both the Indies meet within his barres,
And bring in Mounts of Coyne His mint's to feed,
And Banquers (Trafique's chiefe supporters) breed,
Which may enrich his Kingdomes, Court and Towne,
And ballast still the Coffers of the the Crowne,
For Kingdoms are as ships, the Prince his chests
The ballast, which if empty, when distress't
VVith stormes, their holds are lightly trimm'd, the keele
Can run no steedy cours, but tosse and reele.
May his Imperiall Chamber alwayes ply
To his desires, her wealth to multiply,
That she may prize his royall favour more
Than al the wares fetch'd frō the great Mogor,
May the Great Senat with the subjects right
Put in the Counter-scale, the Regall might
The flowrs of th'Crown, that they may propp each other,
And like the Grecian's twin live, love together.
For the chief glory of a people is
The power of their King, as Their is His.
May He be still within himselfe at home,
That no just passion make the reason rome,
Yet Passions have their turnes, to rouse the Soule,
And Stirre her slumbring Spirits not controule,
For as the Ocean besides ebb and flood,
(VVhich Nature's greatest Clerk ner'e understood)
Is not for sayle, if an impregning wind
Fills not the flagging canvas, so a mind
Too calme, is not for Action, if desire
Heat's not it selfe at passion's quickning fire,
For Nature is allow'd sometimes to muster
Her passions, so they only blow, not bluster.
May Iustice still in her true scales appeare,
And Honor fix'd in no unworthy spheare,
Unto whose palace all accesse should have
Through vertues Temple, not through Plutos Cave.
May his true subjects hearts be his chiefe Fort,
Their purse his treasure, and their Love his Port
Their prayers, as sweet Incense, to draw downe
Myriads of blessings on his Queene and Crowne.
And now that his glad presence, did asswage,
That fearefull tempest in the North did rage,
May those frogg-vapours in the Irish skie,
Be scatter'd by the beames of Majesty,
That the Hibernian lyre give such a sound,
May on our coasts with joyfull Ecchos bound.
And when this fatall planet leaves to lowre,
VVhich to to long on Monarchies doth powre
His direfull influence, may Peace once more
Descend from Heaven on our tottering shore,
And ride in triumph both on land and maine,
And with her milke-white steed esdraw Charles his waine,
That so for those Saturnian times of old,
An age of Pearle may come inlieu of Gold.
Be all his thoughts borne perfect, and his hopes,
In their events fall out beyond their scopes,
Vertue still guide his course, and if there be
A thing as Fortune Him accompanie.
May no ill Genius haunt him, but by's side,
The best protecting Angell ever bide.
May He go on to vindicate the right
Of holy things, and make the Temple bright,
To keep that Faith, that Sacred Truth entire
Which He receiv'd from Salomon his fire.
And since we all must hence, by th' Iron Decree,
Stamp'd 'mongst the black Records of Destinie,
Late may his life, his Glory ne're weare out,
Till the great yeare of Plato wheele about.
So prayeth The worst of Poets, to The best of Princes, yet The most loyall of His Votaries and Vassalls Iames Howell
1,
b,
c,
AN INQUISITION AFTER …

AN INQUISITION AFTER BLOOD.

To the PARLIAMENT in statu quo nunc, AND To the ARMY Regnant; Or any other whether Royallist, Presbyterian, Inde­pendent or Leveller, whom it may concern.

Blood is a crying sin, but that of Kings
Cryes loudest for revenge, and ruine brings.

Printed in the Yeer, 1649.

AN INQUISITION AFTER BLOOD.

THE scope of this short discourse is to make some researches after Truth, and to rectifie the world according­ly in point of opinion, specially touching the first Author and Ag­gressor of the late ugly war in Eng­land, which brought with it such an inundation of blood, and so let in so huge a torrent of mischiefs to rush upon us. There be many, and they not only Presbyterians and Indepen­dents, but Cavaliers also, who think that the King had taken the guilt of all this blood upon himselfe, in regard of that Concession he passed in the preamble of the late Treaty at the Isle of Wight; The aime of this Pa­per is to cleere that point, but in so temperate a way, that [Page 2] I hope 'twill give no cause of exception, much lesse of offence to any: the blood that's sought after here, shall not be mingled with gaule, much lesse with anie ve­nome at all.

We know there is no Principle either in Divinity, Law, or Phylosophie, but may be wrested to a wrong sense; there is no truth so demonstrative and cleere, but may be subject to cavillations; no Tenet so plaine, but per­verse inferences may be drawne out of it; such a fate be­fell that preambular Concession His Majesty passed at the Transactions of the late Treaty, in that he acknow­ledg'd therein that the two Houses of Parliament were neces­sitated to undertake a war in their owne just and lawfull de­fence, &c. and that therfore all Oaths, Declarations, or o­ther public Instruments against the Houses of Parliament, or any for adhering to them, &c. be declared null, suppressed, and forbidden.

'Tis true, His Majesty passed this grant, but with this weighty consideration, as it had reference to two ends.

First, to smoothen and facilitate things thereby to ope a passage, and pave the way to a happy peace, which this poor Iland did so thirst after, having been so long glutted with civill blood.

Secondly, that it might conduce to the further secu­rity, and the indemnifying of the two Houses of Parle­ment, with all their instruments, assistants, and adherents, and so rid them of all jealousies, and fear (of future dan­gers) which still lodg'd within them. Now touching the expressions and words of this Grant, they were not his owne, nor did he give order for the dictating or penning thereof; the King was not the Author of them, but an Assenter only unto them: nor was He or his Par­ty accus'd, or as much as mentioned in any of them, to [Page 3] draw the least guilt upon themselves. Besides, He pass'd them as he doth all Lawes and Acts of Parlement, which in case of absence another may do for him in his politic capacity, therefore they cannot prejudice his person a­ny way. I am loth to say that he condescended to this Grant, ‘—Cùm stricta novacula supra,’ When the razor was as it were at his throat, when ther was an Army of about thirty thousand effect if Horse and Foot that were in motion against him, when his Person had continued under a black long lingring restraint, and dangerous menacing Petitions and Papers daily obtru­ded against him. Moreover, His Majesty pass'd this Concession with these two provisos and reserva­tio [...],

First, that it should be of no vertu or validity at all, till the whole Treaty were intirely consummated.

Secondly, that he might when he pleas'd inlarge and cleer the truth with the reservedness of his meaning here­in, by public Declaration: Now the Treaty being confu­sedly huddled up, without discussing, or as much as recei­ving any Proposition from himself as was capitulated, (and reciprocal Proposals are of the essence of all Treaties) it could neither bind him, or turne any way to his dis­advantage: Therfore under favour, ther was too much hast us'd by the Parlement, to draw that hipothetick or provisional Concession to the form of an Act so suddenly after in the very heat of the Treaty, with­out His Majesties knowledge, or the least intimation of his pleasure.

Add hereunto, that this Grant was but a meer pream­bular Proposition, 'twas not of the essence of the Treaty it self: And as the Philosophers and Schoolemen tell us, there is no valid proof can be drawn out of Proemes, In­troductions [Page 4] or Corallaries in any science, but out of the positive assertions and body of the Text, which is only argument-proof; so in the Constitutions and Lawes of England, as also in all accusations and charges, forerun­ning prefaces and preambles (which commonly weak causes want most) are not pleadable: and though they use to be first in place, like gentlemen-Ushers, yet are they last in dignity, as also in framing, nor had they ever the force of Lawes, but may be term'd their attendants to make way for them.

Besides, ther's not a syllable in this preface which re­peales or connives at any former Law of the Land, there­fore those Lawes that so strictly inhibit English Subjects to raise armes against their liege Lord the King, and those Lawes è contrario, which exempt from all dangers, penalties or molestation any Subject that adheres to the person of the King in any cause or quarrell whatsoever, are still in force.

Furthermore, this introductory Concession of the Kings, wherein he is contented to declare, That the two Houses were necessitated to take Armes for their defence, may be said to have relation to the necessity, à parte pòst, not à par­te antè: self-defence is the universall Law of Nature, and it extends to all other creatures, as well as the rationall: As the fluent Roman Orator in that sentence of his, which is accounted among the Critiques the excel­lentest that ever drop'd from him; Est enim haec non scrip­ta, sed nata Lex, quam non didicimus, accepimus, legimus, verùm ex natura ipsa arripuimus, hausimus, expressimus, ad quam non docti, sed facti, non instituti, sed imbuti sumus, ut si vita nostra in &c. For this (meaning self-defence) is not a written, but a Law born with us; A Law which we have not learnt, receiv'd or read, but that which we have suck'd, drawn forth, and wrung out of Nature her self; A Law to which we are not taught, but made unto, [Page 5] wherewith we are not instructed, but indued withall, that if our lifes be in jeopardy, &c. we may repell force by force. Therefore when the House of Parliament had drawn upon them a necessity of self-defence (and I could have wish'd it had been against any other but their own Soveraign Prince) his Majesty was contented to ac­knowledge that necessity. As for example: A man of war meets with a Marchant man at Sea, he makes towards him, and assaults him; The Marchant man having a good stout vessell under him, and resolute generous Seamen, bears up against him, gives him a whole broad side, and shoots him 'twixt wind and water; so there happens a furious fight betwixt them, which being ended, the Marchant cannot deny but that the man of war, though the first Assailant, was necessitated to fight, and that just­ly in his own defence, which necessity he drew upon himself, and so was excusable, à posteriori, not à priori; As the Civilians speak of a clandestine marriage, Fieri non debuit, sed factum valet; It ought not to have been, but being done 'tis valid: whereunto relates another saying, Multa sunt quae non nisi per acta approbantur. There are many things which are not allowable till they are pass'd.

The Kings of France have had sundry civill warrs, ma­ny bloudy encounters and clashes with their Subjects, specially the last King Lewis the thirteenth, which turn'd all at last to his advantage; among other Treaties upon that of Lond [...]n, he was by force of Article to publish an Edict, Dons lequel le Roy approuvoit tout le passé comme ay­ant esté fait pour son service, &c. Whrein the King approv'd of all that was pass'd, as done for his service, &c. and these concessions and extenuations are usuall at the close of most civill warrs; but there was never any further ad­vantage made of them, then to make the adverse party [Page 6] more capable of grace and pardon, to enable them to bear up against the brunt of Lawes, and secure them more firmly from all afterclaps; They were pass'd in order to an Act of Abolition, to a generall pardon, and consequent­ly to a reestablishment of Peace; now, Peace and VVarr (we know) are like VVater and Ice, they engender one ano­ther: But I do not remember to have read either in the French story, or any other, that such Royall Concessi­ons at the period of any intestin war were ever wrung so hard, as to draw any inference from them, to cast therby the guilt of blood or indeed the least stain of dishonor upon the King; For Royall Indulgences and grants of this nature are like nurses breasts, if you presse them gently there will milk come forth, if you wring them too hard you will draw forth blood in lieu of milk: And I have observed, that upon the conclusion of such Trea­ti [...]s in France, both pa [...]ties wold hugg and mutually em­brace one another in a gallant way of national humanity; all rancor, all plundrings, sequestration, and imprison­ment, wold cease, nor wold any be prosecuted, much lesse made away afterwards in cold bloud.

Touching the Comencer of this monstrous war of ours, the world knows too well, that the first man of bloud was Blewcap, who shew'd Subjects the way, how to present their King with Petitions upon the pikes point, and what visible judgements have fallen upon him since by such confusions of discord and pestilence at home, and irreparable d [...]shonour abroad, let the world judge. The Irish took his rise from him: and whereas it hath been often suggested, that his Majesty had fore­knowledge thereof, among a world of convincing argu­ments which may cleer him in this particular, the Lord Maguair upon the ladder, and another upon the Scaffold, when they were ready to breath their last, and to appear [Page 7] before the Tribunall of heaven, did absolutely acquit him, and that spontaneously of their own accord, being unsought unto, but only out of a love to truth, and the discharge of a good conscience: But touching those cru­entous Irish warrs, in regard there was nothing where­of more advantage was made against His late Majesty, to imbitter and poison the hearts of his Subjects against him then that Rebellion, I will take leave to wind up the main causes of them upon a small bottome.

1. They who kept intelligence and complied with the Scot, in his first and second insurrection.

2. They who dismiss'd the first Irish Commissioners (who came of purpose to attend our Parlement with some grievances) with such a short unpolitic harsh an­swer.

3. They who took off Straffords head, (which had it stood on, that Rebellion had never been) and afterwards retarded the dispatch of the Earl of Leicester from going over to be Lord-Lievtenant.

4. Lastly, they who hindred part of that disbanded Army of 8000. men rais'd there by the Earl of Strafford, which His Majesty, in regard they were souldiers of for­tune, and loose casheer'd men, to prevent the mischiefs that might befall that Kingdome by their insolencies, had promised the two Spanish Ambassadors, the Mar­quesses of Velada and Malvezzi, then resident in this Court: which souldiers rise up first of any, and put fire to the tumult to find somthing to do.

They, I say, who did all this, may be justly said to have been the true causes of that horrid Insurrection in Ireland; and consequently 'tis easie to judge upon the ac­count of whose souls must be laid the blood of those hundred and odd thousand poor Christians who perished in that war: and had it been possible to have brought o're [Page 8] their bodies unputrified to England, and to have cast them at the lower House door, and in the presence of some Members, which are now either secluded, or gone to give account in another world, I believe their noses would have gush'd out with blood for discovery of the true murtherers.

Touching this last fire-brand of warre, which was throwne into England, who kindled it first, the conscien­ces of those indifferent and unbiassed men are fittest to be judges, who have been curious to observe with impar­tiall eyes, the carriage of things from the beginning: I confesse 'twas a fatall infortunate thing, that the King should put such a distance 'twixt his Person and his Par­liament, but a more fatall and barbarous thing it was, that he should be driven away from it, that there should be a desperate designe to surprize his Person, that Ven with his Myrmidons, and Bourges with his Bandogs, (for so they call'd the riffraff of the City they brought a­long with them) should rabble him away, with above four parts in five of the Lords, and neere upon two parts in three of the Commons: Yet 'tis fit it should be re­membred, what reiterated Messages his Majesty sent from time to time afterward, that he was alwaies ready to return, provided there might be a course taken to se­cure his Person, with those Peers and others who were rioted from the Houses; 'tis fit it should be remembred, that there was not the least motion of war at all, till Hotham kept his Majesty out of his owne Towne King­ston upon Hull, where being attended by a few of his meniall Servants, he came only to visit her, which act of shutting the gates against him was voted warrantable by the House of Commons, and it may be call'd the first thunderbolt of war: 'Tis fit it should be remembred, that a while after there was a compleat Army of 16000. [Page 9] effect [...]f Horse and Foot inrolled in and about London to fetch him to his Parliament by force (before he put up his Royall Standard) and remove ill Counsellors from about him, and the Generall nam'd to live and die with them: and very observable it is, how that Generalls Fa­ther was executed for a Traytor, for but attempting such a thing upon Queen Elizabeth, I meane to remove ill Counsellors from about her by force. 'Tis also to be observed, that the same Army which was rais'd to bring him to his Parliament, was continued to a clean contrary end two yeers afterwards to keep him from his Parle­ment. 'Tis fit it should be remembred who interdicted Trade first, and brought in Forraigners to help them, and whose Commissions of Warre were neere upon two moneths date before the Kings. 'Tis fit it should be re­membred how his Majesty in all his Declarations and public Instruments made alwaies deep Protestations, that 'twas not against his Parliament he raised Armes, but against some seditious Members, against whom he had onely desired the common benefit of the Law, but could not obtaine it. 'Tis fit to remember, that after any good successes or advantage of his, he still Courted both Parlement and City to an Accommodation; how upon the Treaty at Uxbridge, with much importu­nity for the generall advantage and comfort of his people and to prepare matters more fitly for a peace, he desi [...]ed there might be freedom of trade from Town to Town, and a Cessation of all Acts of Hostility for the time, that the inflamation being allayd, the wound might be cur'd the sooner: all which was denied him. 'Tis fit to remem­ber how a Noble Lord at that time told the Parlements Commissioners in his Majesties Name, at the most un­happy rupture of the said Treaty, that when he was at the highest he wold be ready to treat with them, and fight with [Page 10] them when he was at the lowest: 'Tis fit the present Army shold remember how often both in their Proposalls, and public Declarations they have inform'd the world, and deeply protested that their principall aime was to re­store his Majestie to honor, freedom and safety, where­unto they were formerly bound, both by their own Pro­testation and Covenant, that the two Commanders in chief pawn'd unto him their soules thereupon. Let them remember, that since he was first snatch't away to their custody, he never displeas'd them in the least particular, but in all his Overtures for Peace, and all his Propositi­ons he had regard still that the Army shold be satisfied: let it be remembred, that to settle a blessed Peace to preserve his Subjects from rapine and ruine, and to give content­ment to his Parlement, he did in effect freely part with his Sword, Scepter, and Crown, and ev'ry thing that was personall to him: Let it be remembred with what an admired temper, with what prudence and constancie with what moderation and mansuetude hee compor­ted himselfe since his deep afflictions, insomuch that those Commissioners and others who resorted unto him, and had had their hearts so averse unto him before, return'd his Converts, crying him up to be one of the sanctifiedst persons upon earth: and will not the blood of such a Prince cry aloud for vengeance?

Let it be remembred, that though there be some Pre­cedents of deposing Kings in this Kingdome, and else­where, when there was a competition for the right Title to the Crown by some other of the blood Royall, yet 'tis a thing not only unsampled, but unheard of in any age, that a King of England whose Title was without the least scruple, shold be summon'd and arraign'd, tryed, con­demn'd, and executed in his own Kingdom, by his own Subjects, and by the name of their own King, to whom they had sworn Alleagiance.

The meanest Barister that hath but tasted the Laws of the Land can tell you, that it is an unquestionable funda­mentall Maxime, The King can do no wrong, because he acts by the mediation of his Agents and Ministers, he heares with other mens eares, he sees with other mens eyes, he consults with other mens braines, he executes with other mens hands, and judges with other mens con­sciences; therefore his Officers Counsellors or favorits are punishable, not He: and I know not one yet whom he hath spar'd, but sacrificed to Justice. The Crown of England is of so coruscant and pu [...]e a mettall, that it can­not receive the least taint or blemish; and if there were any before in the person of the Prince, it takes them all a­way and makes him to be Rectus in Curia. This as in many others may be exemplified in Henry the Seventh, and the late Queen Elizabeth: when the first came to the Crown 'twas mention'd in Parlement, that the attainder might be taken off him, under which he lay all the time he liv'd an Exile in France; it was then by the whole House of Pa [...]lement resolv'd upon the question, that it was unne­cessary, because the Crown purg'd all. So likewise when Queen Elizabeth was brought as it were from the Scaffold to the Throne; though she was under a former attainder, yet 'twas thought superfluous to take it off, for the Crown washeth away al spots, and darteth such a brightnesse, such resplendent beams of Majesty, that quite dispel al former clouds: so that put case King Iames died a violent death, and his Son had been accessary to it, (which is as base a lie as ever the devil belch'd out) yet his accesse to the Crown had purg'd all. This businesse about the playster which was applied to King Iames, was sifted & winnow'd as nar­rowly as possibly a thing could be in former Parlements, yet when it was exhibited as an Article against the Duke of Buckingham, 'twas term'd but a presumption or misde­meanure [Page 12] of a high nature, and 'tis strange that these new accusers shold make that a parricide in the King, which was found but a presumption in the Duke, who in case it had been so, must needs have been the chiefest Acces­sary.

And as the antient Crown and Royall Diadem of England is made of such pure allay, and cast in so dainty a mould, that it can receive no taint, or contract the least speck of enormity and foulenesse in it self, so it doth en­dow the person of the Prince that weares it with such high Prerogative, that it exempts him from all sorts of publique blemishes, from all Attainders, Empeachments, Summons, Arraignments and Tryalls; nor is there or ever was any Law or Precedent in this Land, to lay any Crime or capitall charge against him, though touching civill matters, touching propertie of meum and tuum, he may be impleaded by the meanest vassall that hath sworn fealty to him; as the Subjects of France, and Spain may against their Kings, though never so absolute Mo­narchs.

In the Constitution of England, there are two incon­troulable Maximes, whereof the meanest mootman that hath but saluted Littleton cannot be ignorant: the first is, Rex in suis Dominiis ne{que} habet Parem, nec Superiorem. The King in his own Dominions hath neither Peer, or Supe­rior. The other is Satis habet Rex ad poenam quod Deum ex­pectet ultorem: 'Tis punishment enough for a King that God will take revenge of him. Therefore if it be the Funda­mentall Constitution of the Land, that all just Tryalls must be by Peers, and the Law proclaimes the King to have none in his own Dominions, I leave the world to judge, what capacity or power those men had to arraigne the late King, to be in effect his Judges, Accusers; and that an exorbitant unsampled Tribunall shold be erected, [Page 13] with power and purpose to condemn all that came before it, to cleer none, and that sentence of death shold passe without conviction or Law, upon him that was the head and protector of all the Lawes. Lastly, that they who by their own confession represent but the Common people, should assume power to cut off him who immediately represented God, Cui dabit partes scelus expiandi Iupiter? Well, we have seen such portentous things, that former Ages never beheld, nor will future Ages ever be witnesse of the like: And now with thoughts full of consternati­on and horror; with a heart full of amazement and trem­bling for the flagrant and crying sins of this forlorn Na­tion, which hath drawn such an endlesse warr, and an unheard of slaverie upon it self, I will conclude with this short prayer, which carrieth with it as much of uni­versall charity, as of particular: God amend all, and me first.

FINIS.

Ah, Ha; Tumulus, Thalamus: Two Counter- POEMS,

The First, an ELEGY Upon Edward late Earl of Dorset;

The Second, an EPITHALAMIVM to the Lord M. of Dorchester.

Invicem cedunt Dolor & Voluptas,
Funera, Taedae,
Sorrow may endure for a Night,
But joy cometh in the Morning.

LONDON, Printed for Humphrey Moseley, and are to be sold at his Shop at the Prince's Armes in St Paul's Church-yard. 1653.

An Advertizement to the READER.

IN regard ther are divers imperfect and spu­rious Copies of these two Poems dispersed abroad, I obtain'd leave of the Author to com­mit them to the press assuring the Reader that these are concordant with the Originalls.

H. M.

AN ELEGY UPON THE MOST ACCOMPLISH'D AND HEROIC LORD EDWARD EARL OF DORSET, Lord Chamberlain to His late Majesty of Great Britain, and Knight of the most Noble Order of the Garter, &c.

Alluding to

  • The Quality of the Times,
  • His admired Perfections,
  • His goodly Person,
  • His Antient Pedigree,
  • His Coat of Armes crested with a Star;
  • The Condition of Mortality,
  • The Passion of the Author closing with an Epitaph.

AN ELEGY UPON THE LATE EARL OF DORSET.

LOrds have bin long Declining, (we well know)
And making their last Testaments, but now
They are Defunct, they are Extinguish'd All,
And never like to rise by this Lords Fall;
A Lord, whose Intellectualls alone
Might make a House of Peers, and prop a Throne,
Had not so dire a Fate hung o're the Crown,
That Privilege Prerogative should drown;
Where e're he sate he sway'd, & Courts did awe,
Gave Bishops Gospell, and the Judges law
With such exalted Reasons, which did flow
So cleer and strong, that made Astraea bow
To his Opinion, for where He did side
Advantag'd more than half the Bench beside.
But is great Sakvile dead? Do we Him lack,
And will not all the Elements wear black?
Whereof he was compos'd a perfect man
As ever Nature in one frame did span.
Such Highborn Thoughts, a Soul so large and free,
So clear a Judgement, and vast Memory,
So Princely Hospitable and Brave Mind
We must not think in hast on earth to find,
Unless the Times would turn to Gold agen,
And Nature get new strength in forming men.
His Person with it such a state did bring
That made a Court as if He had bin King,
No wonder, since He was so neer a Kin
To Norfolks Duke, and the great Mayden Queen.
He courage had enough by conquering One
To have confounded that whole Nation,
Those parts which single do in some appear
Were all concentred here in one bright Sphear,
For Brain, Toung, Spirit, Heart, and Personage
To mould up such a Lord will ask an age,
But how durst pale white-liver'd Death seaze on
So dauntles and Heroic a Champion?
Yes, to Dye once is that uncancell'd debt
Which Nature claymes, and rayseth by Eschet
On all Mankind by an old Statute past
Primo Adami, which will alwaies last
Without Repeal, nor can a second lease
Be had of Life when the first term doth cease.
Mount noble Soul, Among the starrs take place,
And make a new One of so bright a Race
May Jove out-shine, that Venus still may be
In a benign Conjunction with Thee,
To check that Planet which on Lords hath lowr'd,
And such malign influxes lately powr'd;
Be now a star thy self for those which here
Did on thy Crest, and upper Robes appear,
For thy Director take that Star we read
Which to thy Saviours Birth three Kings did lead.

A Corollary.

THus have I blubber'd out some tears and Verse
On this Renowned Heroe, and His Herse,
And could my Eyes have drop'd down Perls upon't
In lieu of Teares, God knowes, I would have don't,
But Teares are real, Perls for their Emblems go,
The first are fitter to express my Wo;
Let this small mite suffize untill I may
A larger tribut to his ashes pay,
In the mean time this Epitaph shall shut,
And to my Elegy a period put.
HEre lie's a Grandee by Birth, Parts, and Mind,
Who hardly left his Parallell behind,
Here lie's the Man of Men, who should have been
An Emperour, had Fate or Fortune seen.
Totus in lachrymas solutus sic singultivit I. H.
[...]
UPON THE NUPTIALLS O …

UPON THE NUPTIALLS OF THAT PRINCELY PAIR HENRY LORD M of DORCHESTER, AND The Lady KATHERINE STANLEY, Daughter to the late Heroic Earl of DERBY, An Epithalamium by way of Dialog 'twixt Philemon and Sylvius.

Alluding to their

  • 1. Complexions,
    • He Sanguin,
    • She Black and Fair.
  • 2. Coats of Arms,
    • Both Field-Argent,
    • His a Lion Rampant in an orb of Cinqfoyls.
  • 3. Countries.
  • 4. Pedigrees.

Going on with an Hymenaeum, or Vote, comprized in four Musicall Stanzas, the three first Ayrie and Poeticall, the last Serious.

The DIALOGUE.

Philemon.
VVHat Object's that which I behold
Dazzling my eyes with gemms and Gold?
Her Face, me thinks, darts such a ray
That adds more brightnes to the Day,
Her breath perfumes the place, Her curls and hair
Like Indian spice aromatize the Air,
A sparkling white and black breaks from her sight
Like to the Diamonds redoubling light,
As she doth walk the very ground and stone
Turn to Field-Argent which she treads upon;
A Mortal sure she cannot be
But some transcending Deitie;
My dearest Sylvius pray unfold
Who's that rare Creature I behold?
Sylvius.
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SHe is a Princess and a Bride
Goes to the Temple to be ti'd
In Nuptiall bonds, her starrs will not permit
That at the Vestall fires She longer sit;
She's Derbie's Royall bloud, Derby le Gran,
And now She travells to the Ile of Man,
She of the Princely Orenge is a branch
Imp'd on the high Trimovillan stem of France,
Two of the fairest Kingdomes strove, and try'd
Their Utmost to compleat this Lovely Bride.
'Tis she which makes 'twixt gemms and gold
That Constellation you behold.
Philemon.
BUt who's that comely sanguine Peer
Which on her heart-side walks so neer?
He likewise makes all Argent as he goes,
Look at his feet how thick the Cinqfoyl grows.
Sylvius.
[Page]
TIs Wise and Wealthy Pierrpont, who renowns
With Titles, Three of Englands chiefest Towns,
A precious pond'rous Lord, whose sole Estate
A Jury of new Barons might create,
Patron of Virtue, Chivalry, and Arts
'Cause he himself excells in all these Parts;
'Tis He who by the hand doth hold
That Demi-Goddess you behold.
Philemon.
IS't so? then my Autumnall Muse shall sing
An Hymenaeum, and fetch back Her spring,
This Subject a fresh vigor doth inspire,
And heats my brain with an unusuall fire.

AN HYMENAEUM, OR BRIDAL-SONET, Consisting of four Stanzas, and to be sung by three voices, according to a choice Air set thereunto by Mr. WILLIAM WEBB.

1. Chorus.
MAy all Felicity betide
This Princely Bridegroom, and his Bride.
May those delights this morn shall bring
Be endless as their Nuptiall Ring,
May they be constant, and exceed
Each Others Wishes, Hopes, and Creed,
May the three Regions of the air
Powr showrs of blessings on this pair,
May Sol and Cynthia with their rayes,
Silver their nights and gild their dayes.
2. Chorus
All joyes attend and best of Fate
This noble Marques and His Mate.
2.
YEe gentle Nymphs of Trent and Dee
Make hast to this solemnity,
Your streames and beds now meet in one
By this High-sprung conjunction,
Ye Wood-nymphs who green garlands wear
In Shirewood launds, and Delamer,
Yee Dames of Helicon attend,
And Graces your sweet presence lend,
Lucina com, and pray ther be
Employment in due time for thee.
Chorus.
May all Felicity betide
This noble Bridegroom, and his Bride.
3.
MAy they such gallant Males produce
Both to the Rose and Flowerdeluce,
That Englands Chivalry and French
May multiply, and bourgeon hence,
Whose branches shooting o're the Main
May knit, and blossome here again,
That Pierrponts Lion and Cinqfoyl
May ramp and root in every soyl;
Nor may this noble Race wear out
Till Plato's Great year wheel about.
Chorus.
May all Felicity betide
This noble Bridegroom, and his Bride.
4. Stanza Closing with a serious graduall Vote.
MAy all the Elements conspire
To make them bless'd in their desire,
May all the Stars on them reflect
Their mildest looks in Trine aspect,
May all the Angels them defend
From every thing doth ill portend,
May Angells, Stars, and Elements
Affoord Them such compleat contents
That They have nothing els to wish
But a Perseverance of Bliss.
Chorus.
All joyes attend and best of Fate
This noble Marquess and his Mate.
Idem. I. [...].
FINIS.

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