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A COLLECTION OF NEW EPIGRAMS. VOL. I.
WITH A PRAEFATORY ESSAY ON Epigrammatic Poetry.
LONDON, Printed by T. Hodgkin; and are to be Sold by Matth. Gillyflower, in Westminster-Hall, 1694.
A PREFATORY ESSAY ON Epigrammatic Poetry.
'TIS strange that in such an improving Age as ours, when Wit and Learning run so high, that among all the parts of polite literature, and so many successful Attempts in pleasing and instructive Poetry, so few English Men, tho' invited thereto by the Example of that great Master in Poetry Ben. Johnson, have since his time addicted themselves to write Epigrams.
And the more strange (if that be true which the Great Verulam in his Advancement of Learning asserts, That Poetry was ever thought to have some participation of Divinity) since in this Age those of the best parts are very impatient of hearing long Sermons, even now that Pulpit-Oratory is at the noblest height it ever was since the Apostle's time; and yet they endure not only to [Page] write, but to read long Poems, as if Poetry were not as expressive as Oratory, and a great deal might not be said in a few Lines of Verse as well as Prose.
The most Ancient Philosophy was wrote in Hieroglyphicks cut or graven upon Statues, Columns, Obelisks, and the like; afterwards when the interpretative Tradition of those Hieroglyphicks was lost or varied, they wrote or engraved short Sentences in words at length, which were call'd Epigrams or Inscriptions, and these in Prose or Verse as it happened.
But Poetry and Philosophy being contemporaries, the best Inscriptions or Epigrams were for the most part in Verse.
The first sort of these were indeed plain, simple, and natural, without any affectation of either Wit or Humour, such as that of Pausanias in Thucydides.
This was as easie and unstudied as we can imagine; but they were not long contented with this plainness. That of Aristotle upon his Friend and Master Plato aims at something higher.
But very low and humble if we consider the great Genius of the Author, and the Dignity of the Subject; yet the conciseness and the vivacity of this Epigram is much more admirable than any of those three which Naevius, Plautus, and Pacuvius made for their own Monuments; the best of the three in the Judgment of A. Gellius is that of the last; which that great Critick doth not stick to call Epigramma verecundissimum & purissimum dignumque ejus elegantissima gravitate, and this it is:
[Page]I don't know whether I have translated it with that elegant Gravity, but I have kept to the sence, and cannot but wonder that so Noble a Critick as A. Gellius should bestow such Epithites upon a Piece that deserves not the reading (as the first word indeed intimates) of any but Boys; for ‘Hic sunt Poetae Pacuvii Marci Ossa,’ was as much as any Man would desire to know; but that was a Melancholly Subject for a Man to write his own Epitaph, and so let it pass.
Nor must we from hence conclude how little Wit was necessary to an Epigram among the Ancients, nor on the other side dare I affirm with some Modern Criticks, that the reason why so few lay out their Talent in this vein, is, that it is an exceeding difficult Undertaking to make a good Epigram.
And if either of these two different Propositions be true, Viz. That a little Wit will serve, or, That 'tis hard to write a good Epigram, the Bookseller will meet with very few Assistants, I doubt, to this well-designed Undertaking: For first, if that will do which every body is Master of, the more refined Understandings will not engage themselves in Concert with the Vulgar, they'll look upon it as a lessening of themselves, to go in among the Crowd of pretenders.
But this Proposition is false; for a little Wit will not serve in proportion to the bigness of the Poem; [Page] there is much more Wit required in an Epigram, than in any other Poem proportionably to the number of lines; for tho' simple Epigrams, whose chief Ordonnance or Design is Narration, do not require much Wit; yet of the five sorts of Epigrams into which J. Caes. Scaliger divides this kind of Poetry, viz. Mel, Fel, acetum, Sal, & species mixta, i. e. sweet, bitter, sharp, salt, and the mix'd sort; not any of the four first can consist without Wit, or that which is instead of it, and sometimes preferable to it, humour; but the fifth, viz. the Composite or mix'd sort, even of those Contemporary with the forementioned Greek ones, are not only formed with the truest Judgment, and dress'd up in the richest and finest Language, but animated likewise with all the warmths of strong and lively Invention: And as I know no reason why the Collector or Compiler of the Greek Anthology should be successful above all that ever selected choice Epigrams, and who have had the Fortune to leave out as good as some they put in; so we should have been more beholding to him, if his Will or Abilities had furnished us with double the number out of those admirable Greek Epigrammatists. Palladas, Theaetetus the Poet, Straton, Theodorus, Lucillius Tarraeus, Athenaeus the Poet, Democritus the Poet, Archytas the Poet, Dorias, Dorus, Erycius, and many others; beside Archimelus, who had 5000 Bushels of Wheat sent him by Hiero for one Epigram upon a new built Ship.
[Page]The Latins took to this kind of Poetry in imitation of the Greeks, and well received it was at Rome; scarce any of the great Wits but show'd their Abilities by venturing somewhat this way. Val. Aedituus, Porcius Licinius, Q. Catulus, Q. Hortensius the Orator, M. Brutus, Metellus, M. Octacilius, C. Val. Catullus, C. Licinius, M. T. Cicero, Laurea Tullius, Virgil, Seneca the Philosopher, Martial, Claudian, Ausonius, &c. tho' very little of all they wrote in that kind, hath come to our hands, unless it be of Catullus, Martial, and Ausonius; concerning the last of which three, I say heartily with Jul. Caesar. Scaliger Utinam Epigrammata ne Scripsisset: Yet by what remains of any of the rest, we can take as just a Measure of the Authors, Tanquam ex pede Hercules, as if they had left us no other of their Works; for as Virgil was the best of Poets, so that one Epigram which introduced him into the favour of the Roman Court, may challenge priority to any that was ever made,
as neat, as true, and as lofty a piece of Wit as ever came upon the Worlds Stage. Cicero's Talent lay much in Exaggeration, and so that piece of an Epigram, [Page] (for I can't think that Tetrastick was all in fundum Varronis) Shows, and withall that he would never have made a good Poet; tho' we have some better Verses of his making, still extant, than O Fortunatim Natam, which nevertheless might be industriously made trivial, that the Cantatores Cyclici might sing it to the Boys and Girls in the street, such like artifices of Popularity having ever been in use.
Seneca in those Epigrams we have of his, speaks as strongly the Philosopher as in any of his Writings,
Comprehends a great part of his de Vita Beata: So
is as high a Consolation as an Heathen could arrive to.
To be brief, an Epigram gives as strong and ample a proof of any Man's Abilities in Poetry, as the longest and most elaborate piece can do. A Man's Wit, Judgment, and Literature, may be seen plainly in a few Lines (Protògenis knew Apelles's hand as well by drawing one line, as if he had painted a whole Figure) and that he writes no more, must be imputed to his want of Leisure, Industry or Ambition.
[Page]As to the other Proposition, that 'tis hard to write a good Epigram, 'tis true; but then they who write many, may find excuse; he who writes some good, may afford to publish some indifferent: If Monsieur Rapin's Judgment may pass, who saith 'tis sufficient to have made one admirable Epigram in a Mans life. And Martial, who wrote the most good One's, hath wrote likewise the most of an other Character of any in the World; I don't mean only the Lascivious Ones, wherein he hath betray'd his want of judgment; for to write wantonly is as great an incontinency of the Mind, as to act it is of the Body; but in many of his other Epigrams, among his Xenia or Apophoreta especially, I can't for my part taste one Grain of Salt, or any thing that will pass in this Age for Wit: Many of his Epigrams are guilty likewise of Scurrility, which is mean always, and degenerous;
But for the many good Ones he hath wrote, he hath nevertheless obtain'd the Reputation of having form'd proper Designs, carried 'em on clearly, and fully, in numerous and well-chose Words; concluding for the most part with something pointed, which the Vulgar take to be the best part of an Epigram, and in which the form of it chiefly consists: But if that were true, Catullus can scarce come into the Number of Epigrammatists, tho' the Learned place him first, who is [Page] not only very unequal to himself, as being now sweet, then harsh; now forced, by and by flowing; sometimes brisk, and otherwhiles flat; but he very often wants that poinancy in the latter end, and rather shines throughout the whole Epigram than in the Close.
His broad Obscenity sometimes passes among the Injudicious for Wit; a Fault of Youth which he lived not long enough to correct, dying at the Age of Thirty: But his Latin is delicate and pure, beyond all contradiction, otherwise I doubt not but Andreas Naugerius, who, as Paulus Jovius tells us, every Year on a certain Day dedicated to the Muses, burnt all the Volumes of Martial he could get; would have bestowed some Cost likewise on Catullus, instead of pretending the Ceremony done to his Manes; who comes as short of Martial's Wit and Fancy, as Martial doth of his Turn and Expressions.
But an Apothegm, a Par [...]nomasia, a Pun, a Quibble, and indeed any manner of Point, is the least part of an Epigram; and they who will always esteem it so, may escape their Fate, who had rather many times lose their Jest than their Friend. And were a short and witty Poem as full a definition of an Epigram, as it is a common one, 'twould be easier to write Epigrams than any other Poetry: But that definition is imperfect, there being few Excellencies of Epic, and not many of Drammatick Poetry but are here required; here ought to be a regular Design, a clear and plain Narration, choice Epithites, proper Figures, smart Expressions, a happy [Page] Turn, and an entertaining Conceit: 'Tis a Poem that cannot be enlarged nor contracted; every thing must be exact and perfect, because the Reader will be more than ordinarily sharp and critical, he can take the whole to judge of at once, and is not so tired by the length, as to let pass Faults for his own Ease; and if an Epigram hath but one Word amiss, 'tis as much taken notice of, and the whole as much rejected, as if half a Page were faulty in a long Poem; This being in proportion to the whole, as that.
So that it is not the easiest thing to write well in this sort of Poetry, in which so few have excell'd, and of which we have scarce any exact Pattern and Example.
There are indeed in Martial, Patterns as inimitable as the Odes of Horace; but there is in every one of his Books, so much Trumpery mix'd, that every Reader must be a proper Judge of Excellency, to know which to account the Standard, and which the Allay.
The Westminster and the Ingolstad Excerptions take in too many, the Eton too few; and tho' the late Translator of Martial hath gone a Middle way, yet unless we knew who he is, his Authority cannot give any Rules; however, he hath render'd the Author's Sence in English more commendably than he himself did in Latin, occasioning such Criticks as Jo. Pontanus, and Ra. Volaterrane to carp as much at his Style, as Ant. Muret and Lil. Gyraldus did at his Wit and Manners.
[Page]But, after all, the difficulty of Excelling hath not discouraged the learned part of Mankind in all Ages from attempting to write Epigrams.
We have not only the Example of Heathens, but of Christians too of great Fame; Boethius, that Noble and Pious Philosopher, Pope Damasus who adorned the Altars of St. Peter and St. Paul, and the Sepulchres of the Martyrs with Epigrams. Pope Sixtus III. Paulinus, Ennodius, Pope Urban VIII. and most of the noblest restorers of Learning in these last Centuries, have given their Performances in this Kind an Equality to the choicest of their Studies. Boissard, Buchanan, Grotius, Gruter, Heinsius, Petavius, Petrarch, Politian, the Scaligers, and Turnebus, are but a few of those I mean. I must needs say that every Nation in this only particular hath out-done England. The Empire boasts of Bersman, Chytraeus, Lau [...]bach, Sabin, and I don't know how many more. France, of Bellais, Beza, Mercer, Muret, Passeratius, Rapin, Sammathan, &c. Italy, of Alciate, Amalthaeus, Colosius, Gauricus, Musconius, Naugerius, Porcatius, Sannazarius, Strozza, Tebaldeus, Vitalis, &c. The Netherlands, of Barlaeus, Bauhusius, Benedictus, Douza, Grudius, Lernutius, Meursius, Secundus, Suertius, Zevecotius, &c. And We, beside Ben. Johnson, More, and Owen, have very few that deserve the Name of Epigrammatists; if the aboundance, and the sprightliness of Owen's Wit may, notwithstanding [Page] his false Quantities and indifferent Latin, sustain that Character.
Not that we want a Genius to Poetry in general, or that Masculine acuteness in particular which an Epigram requires; nor are we wanting at all I believe in this kind of Poetry: But a Modesty peculiar to this Nation, restrains always the most excellent of our Wits, from publisting any thing less than an intire work, without some Charitable Motive, or importunate Request; on which account some of our ablest Writers having not enow Epigrams of their own to make a Volume, have neglected the Publishing those those they have.
And this might be a reason why so few Epigrams of the Ancients (of their modestest Writers especially) have come to our hands: I hope the Opportunity hereby given, will not only encourage many to communicate the performances they have already by 'em in this kind, but put 'em likewise upon writing more, since no Age hath ever afforded better Subjects than this, and no People are better able to write what they please than the English.
This Ʋndertaker therefore doth earnestly invite, and for the sake of Publick benefit doth entreat all those of either Sex, who have any performances of this sort in their hands, that they will be pleased to Communicate 'em in Writing with liberty of Printing 'em, either in their own, or assumed Name.
The Noble Probus hath begun his large Contribution, for which the letter'd World will doubtless [Page] thank him; I wish indeed his Numbers had been more easie, and flowing; but he seems to be above that Consideration, and not to regard that Softness or Delicacy of Verse, so that his Sense be proper and his Expressions strong; his Designs are Natural and Pleasing, his Wit Solid and Ʋniversal, his Words Full and Elegant; many have an easier turn of Verse, but the elevation of his Thoughts, and the manliness of his Style, his continued Vivacity of Humour all along, and his frequency of Points in the Close, show us that he hath neither copied at Catullus or Martial, but successfully enough aim'd at a proper Character of his own; if a just Idea, a temperament of Fancy, an universality of Literature, and proportion of Parts are elsewhere (altogether) rarely, if at all found.
ADVERTISEMENT.
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EPIGRAMS.
1. EPIGRAM. To a Friend that ask'd me, Why translating so many EPIGRAMS, I made none.
2. EPIGRAM. To the same.
3. EPIGRAM. To all English Men.
4. EPIGRAM.— His Disciples came by night, and stole him away, while we slept.
5. EPIGRAM. On King William.
6. EPIGRAM. On King William.
7. EPIGRAM. The Virgin Martyr'd.
8. EPIGRAM. On Jesuits.
9. EPIGRAM. On Julius.
10. EPIGRAM. On Procula, old and amorous.
11. EPIGRAM. On Cotta.
12. EPIGRAM. On Naevia.
13. EPIGRAM. On Demetrius.
14. EPIGRAM. On Phryne, accus'd before the Athenian Senate.
15. EPIGRAM. To Plancus.
16. EPIGRAM. On Lesbia.
17. EPIGRAM. On Milton and Marvel.
18. EPIGRAM. On Maevius.
19. EPIGRAM. On the Rich and Covetous.
20. EPIGRAM. On the habitually Vicious.
21. EPIGRAM. On Sin and Sorrow.
22. EPIGRAM. To a Friend, to whom he sent the foregoing Epigrams for a New-Year's-Gift.
23. EPIGRAM. On Paula.
24. EPIGRAM. On Lelia.
25. EPIGRAM. On the gay Ladies of the Time.
26. EPIGRAM. To my Book.
27. EPIGRAM. On our Philosophical Atheists.
28. EPIGRAM. On a weak Poet.
29. EPIGRAM. On Quintus.
30▪ EPIGRAM. On the same.
31. EPIGRAM. To Sylvius.
32. EPIGRAM. On Cloe.
33. EPIGRAM. On Posthumus.
34. EPIGRAM.
35. EPIGRAM. On Balbus.
36. EPIGRAM.
37. EPIGRAM. On Sextus.
38. EPIGRAM. On a decay'd Beau.
39. EPIGRAM. To Festus.
40. EPIGRAM. To the same▪
41. EPIGRAM. To Sextus.
42. EPIGRAM. To Rufus.
43. EPIGRAM. On Miss Nell.
44. EPIGRAM. On Amarillis.
45. EPIGRAM. On Miss Nell.
46. EPIGRAM. Miss Nell reveng'd.
47. EPIGRAM. On Zoilus.
48. EPIGRAM. On Bassus.
49. EPIGRAM. On Rodia.
50. EPIGRAM. The Grove.
51. EPIGRAM. To the Vertuous▪
52. EPIGRAM. On C. O. being very Ingenious, and dying young.
53. EPIGRAM. On Mrs. S. H.
54. EPIGRAM.
55. EPIGRAM. To the Muses.
56. EPIGRAM. To Admiral Killigrew.
57. EPIGRAM. To the Poets of the Time.
58. EPIGRAM. To the same.
59. EPIGRAM. To Linus.
60. EPIGRAM. To the same.
61. EPIGRAM. On Goodness.
62. EPIGRAM. The General Lover.
63. EPIGRAM. On Sextus.
64. EPIGRAM. To Sillius.
65. EPIGRAM. On Zoilus.
66. EPIGRAM. On Bibulus.
67. EPIGRAM. To the Generous.
68. EPIGRAM. On a Lady's Musick-Book richly bound.
69. EPIGRAM. On Rufus.
70. EPIGRAM. On the same.
71. EPIGRAM. On Frances.
72. EPIGRAM. On Scipio Africanus.
73. EPIGRAM. On Claudia.
74. EPIGRAM. On a feign'd Friend.
75. EPIGRAM. On Dionysius.
76. EPIGRAM. On Dr. Rugely, robb'd and wounded.
77. EPIGRAM. On the young Man in the Gospel.
78. EPIGRAM. On Dionysius.
79. EPIGRAM. On Madam Pen.
80. EPIGRAM. On Rome.
81. EPIGRAM. To Lelia.
82. EPIGRAM. To my new Lord—
83. EPIGRAM. On a Lyer.
84. EPIGRAM. By way of Dialogue between the Author and his Friend.
85. EPIGRAM. On Demas.
86. EPIGRAM. On Laura.
87. EPIGRAM. On Theonina.
88. EPIGRAM. To Decius.
89. EPIGRAM. On a debauch'd Wit.
90. EPIGRAM. On an Old Dotard.
91. EPIGRAM. On a drunken Quack.
92. EPIGRAM. The Invitation of a Friend.
93. EPIGRAM. To the Jealous Reader.
94. EPIGRAM. On Criticus.
95. EPIGRAM. On the Wicked in the highest degree.
96. EPIGRAM. On the like.
97. EPIGRAM. On a Lady Painter.
98. EPIGRAM. On the Enamour'd of a false Beauty.
99. EPIGRAM. On a Coward.
100. EPIGRAM. What is Sweetest.
101. EPIGRAM. On a conceited Person.
102. EPIGRAM. On my Censorious Reader.
103. EPIGRAM. On the same.
104. EPIGRAM. On the same.
105. EPIGRAM. On a mistaken Epigrammatist.
106. EPIGRAM. On an ungrateful Visitant.
107. EPIGRAM. On the same.
108. EPIGRAM. More Cupid's than one are blind.
109. EPIGRAM. On Sempronia.
110. EPIGRAM. On an old Amorous Cockscomb.
111. EPIGRAM. On the same.
112. EPIGRAM. The Young and Old Schismatick.
I do not find he's charg'd with any Vice.
113. EPIGRAM. The Reflection.
114. EPIGRAM. On Lewis XIV.
115. EPIGRAM. On Lamia.
116. EPIGRAM. On the same.
117. EPIGRAM. On the same.
118. EPIGRAM. On Nanus.
119. EPIGRAM. On a young She-Libertine.
Nature her self.