A True COPY OF A Letter of CONSOLATION Sent to NAT. the Printer, Near the POPE's Keys in
Fetter-Lane, from the
Meal-Tub Mid wife, in
New-gate.
Printed to prevent False, Seditious and Lying Reports.
I Have with great Sorrow heard the News of Thy Bumbasting, by our Heretical Enemies; But now under Thy own Hand, and Composing, I have Read, That they did not Beat thee enough—to send Thee to our Holy Father for a Consecrated Martyr and Saint. Alas! may Thee and I say, That we are (deservedly) made Sufferers for so good a Cause, that we have now for some years so vigorously Served. But indeed (poor Rogue) I would not have. Thee Angry with Me, as though I Flattered Thee, when I Commend thy Industry in our publick Calling [of Lying] for I cannot but Observe (notwithstanding Thy late wholsome Chastisement) Thou holdst that good old Principle firm; since in thy last Relation of the Hereticks making a Bon-Fire of our most Dear Father the Pope, Thou bast altogether left out the true Story of the Popish Printer Riding with his Face to the Horses Tail, all to beset, and bedeckt with Lying Intelligences, least the people should have taken it to have been Thine own Picture; being so exactly like Thee, as few could discern any difference: Next, Thou didst like Our Party too, omit the Suborners and Suborned on the Pillory; for though we Love Hugg and Carress them with Huzzah's to the Brim, yet it would be Madness in us to let the People know them, and suffer such a conceit to run in their Noddle, as if we made great use of them. In reality Nat. badst thou (when thou wast last here) foreseen this Thumping, Bumping Disaster; my Stone Jacquet, if the Keeper would have Lent it Thee, had been freely at Thy Service, however my Head-piece, (that kept off the Stone of twenty pound weight at my Exaltation) is wholly at Thy Command, least next time Thou peepest out of White fryers, some Bold Protestant Heritick should Ring the second Part to the same Tune on thy empty Noddle, and make the uncapable of Serving the Catholick Interest any longer. However chear up, for whilst the Fathers of this Colledge can Write a LIBEL, Thou shall not want the Honour of being the Catholick Printer; and, if thou canst Believe Me, (who gave a true Account of Racking of Mr. Prance in Newgate, though he was a Sleep all the while and never felt it; and who hath sent to thy Forge so many useful LIBELS to our Cause) I say, if, Thou canst confide in Me, pull up thy Courage, Write, Swear, Print, Lye, as Bold as a JESUITE, and ten times worse: Curse, and Ruin Thy Native Country, if Thou canst, by Sowing and Fomenting DIVISIONS; all these Services for our CAUSE, and ten times as Much, if Thou canst do, shall Eternize Thy Name in Golden Letters in the Holy Vatican, and keep Thee ten thousand Years out of Purgatory. Salute our Fellow-Sufferers, Madam Joana, alias Monsieur Observator; together with the Most Oblieging, Seigneur Heraclitus Ridens: To Conclude, We earnestly wish Thy good Campany here; where Thou woudst be as well Guarded as in White-fryers; Fare-well, and do Well, and thou wilt greatly Oblige her, whose Motto is, I NEVER CHANGE,
Post-script.
THE Muses of Our Colledge being got Tipsy in Drinking the old HEALTH, they have (Dear Implement) Composed a Sonnet, for Thy further Consolation, and in Memory of Thy Basting, which They desire Thee to send to Monsieur Heraclitus Ridens our Regester, to be by him Published among his Odes and Ballads, which we Compose for him, when our Pension comes fresh in, and that we Drink Sack with an Huzza, Farewell
The SONNET of the CANE.
London, Printed for W. Johnson, 1681.