THE Asses Complaint against Balaam; Or the Cry of the COUNTRY AGAINST Ignorant and Scandalous Ministers.
To the Reverend Bishops.
YEE 
mitred Members of the 
House of 
Peers,
The 
Kings Churchwardens, and 
Gods Overseers,
Fathers in 
Christ, we your poor 
Children cry
Oh give us 
Bread of Life, or else we 
die.
For we are burd'ned with our 
old Sir Johns,
Who when we ask for 
Bread do give us 
stones;
And only 
cant a 
Homily or two,
Which 
Daws and 
Parrots may be taught to doe;
Drunkards Cannonicall, Ʋnhallowed Bears,
That name 
God oftner in their 
oaths then 
Prayers.
Into what darknesse will our Church be hurld
If such as these be call'd 
The light oth' World?
These that have nought to prove themselves devout
Save only this, 
That Cromwell turnd them out.
Mistake us not, we do not mean those loyall
And learned soules, who in the fiery tryall
Sufferd for 
King and 
conscience sake, let such
Have double honour, we shall nere think much;
But this our tender conscience disapproves,
That 
Ravens should return as well as 
Doves;
And 
croak in 
Pulpits once again to bring
A second Judgment on our 
Church and 
King.
Though 
England doth not fear another losse,
'Cause 
God hath 
burnd his Rods at 
Charing crosse;
Yet 
Clergy sins may call him to the Doore
Ev'n him who 
whip'd and 
scourg'd them out before.
Oh therefore ye that read the sacred Laws
Eject their 
Persons, and disown their cause:
God, and the 
King have both condemud this crew,
Then let them not be 
patroniz'd by 
you.
'Tis not their 
Cassocks, not their 
Surplices
We quarrell at, there is no hurt in these;
We owh their 
Decency, yet every 
Foole
Cannot be call'd a 
Monk that weares a 
Cowle;
Were 
grace, and 
learning wanting (by your leaves)
We would not pin our faith on your 
Lawn sleeves;
'Tis 
Aarons breastplate, and those 
sacred words
Become a 
Churchman best, THAT THAT my Lords
Which pious 
Baxter makes his livery,
VVould all our Curates were but such as he!
Pardon my 
Lords, we do not make this stir
To vindicate the 
factious Presbyter;
We hate his ways, and equally disown
The 
zealous Rebell, as the 
Idle Droan;
And beg as oft to be deliver'd from
The 
Kirk of 
Scotland, as the 
Sea of 
Rome;
We pray for 
Bishops too, Oh may ye stand
To heale the sad distractions of the Land;
Then give us 
Priests loyall and painfull too,
To give to 
Caefar, and to us our due.
God save King 
Charles our Christian faiths Defender,
And bring Religion to its wonted Splendour.
ADVERTISEMENT.
LOyall and Orthodox Reader, Judg charitably, I am ne'ther Presbyterian, nor Phanatick, but as true a Son of the Church of England as thy self; for thy further satisfaction, I shall (God willing) present thee with an other paper, to clear my honesrintention in this.
Lewis Griffin.