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THat Women are
Inconstant, I with any man confesse, but that
Inconstancy is a bad quality, I against any man will maintaine: For every thing as it is one better than another, so is it fuller of
change; The
Heavens themselves continually turne, the
Starres move, the
Moone changeth;
Fire whirleth,
Ayre flyeth,
Water ebbs and flowes, the face of the
Earth altereth her lookes,
time stayes not; the Colour that is most light, will take most dyes:
[Page 2] so in Men, they that have the most reason are the most inalterable in their designes, and the darkest or most ignorant, do seldomest change; therefore Women changing more than Men, have also mor
[...]Reason. They cannot be immutable like stockes, like stones, like the Earths dull Center, Gold that lyeth still, rusteth; Water, corrupteth; Aire that moveth not, poysoneth; then why should that which is the perfection of other
[...]hings, be imputed to Women as greatest imperfection? Because thereby they deceive men. Are not your wits pleased with those jests, which coozen your expectation? You can call it Pleasure to be beguil'd in troubles, and in the most excellent toy in the world, you call it Treachery: I would you had your
Mistresses so constant, that they would never change, no not so much as their
smocks, then should you see what sluttish vertue,
Constancy were.
Inconstancy is a most commendable and cleanely quality, and Women in this quality are farre more absolute than the Heavens, than the Starres, Moone, or any thing beneath it; for long observation hath pickt certainety out of their mutability. The Learned are so well acquainted with the Starres, Signes and Pla
[...]ets, that they make them but Characters, to reade the meaning of the Heaven in his owne forehead. Every simple Fellow can bespeake the change of the
Moone a great while beforehand: but I would faine have the learnedst
[Page 3] man so skilfull, as to tell when the simplest Woman meaneth to varie. Learning affords no rules to know, much lesse knowledge to rule the minde of a Woman: For as
Philosophy teacheth us, that
Light things doe alwayes tend upwards, and
heavy things decline downeward; Experience teacheth us otherwise, that the disposition of a
Light Woman, is to fall downe, the nature of Women being contrary to all Art and Nature. Women are like
Flies, which feed among us at our Table, or
Fleas sucking our very blood, who leave not our most retired places free from their familiarity, yet for all their fellowship will they never bee tamed nor commanded by us. Women are like the
Sunne, which is violently carryed one way, yet hath a proper course contrary: so though they, by
[...]he mastery of some over-ruling chu
[...]lish Husbands, are forced to his Byas, yet have they a motion of their owne, which their Husbands never know of. It is the nature of nice and fastidious mindes to know things onely to bee weary of them: Women by their flye
changeablenesse, and pleasing doublenesse, prevent even the mislike of those, for they can never be so well knowne, but that there is still more unknowne. Every Woman is a
Science; for hee that plods upon a Woman all his life long, shall at length find himselfe short of the knowledge of her: they are borne to take downe the pride of wit, and ambition of wisedome, making
[Page 4]fooles wise in the adventuring to winne them,
wisemen fooles in conceit of losing their labours; witty men starke mad, being confounded with their uncertaineties.
Philosophers write against them for spight, not desert, that having attained to some knowledge in all other things, in them onely they know nothing, but are meerely ignorant:
Active and
Experienced men raile agai
[...]st them, because they love in their livelesse and decrepit age, when all goodnesse leaves them. These envious
Libellers ballad against them, because having nothing in themselves able to deserve their love, they maliciously discommend all they cannnot obtaine, thinking to make men beleeve they know much, because they are able to dispraise much, and rage against
Inconstancy, when they were never admitted into so much favour as to be forsaken. In mine Opinion such men are happy that Women are
Inconstant, for so may they chance to bee beloved of some excellent Women (when it comes to their turne) out of their
Inconstancy and mutability, though not out of their owne desert. And what reason is there to clog any Woman with one Man, bee hee never so singular? Women had rather, and it is farre better and more Iudiciall to enjoy all the vertues in severall Men, than but some of them in one, for otherwise they lose their taste, like divers sorts of meat minced together in one dish: and to have all excellencies
[Page 5] in one Man (if it were possible) is
Confusion and
Diversity. Now who can deny, but such as are obstinately bent to undervalue their worth, are those that have not soule enough to comprehend their excellency, Women being the most excellentest Creatures, in that Man is able to subject all things else, and to grow wise in every thing, but still persists a foole in Woman? The greatest
Scholler, if hee once take a Wife, is found so unlearned, that he must begin his
Horne-booke, and all is by
Inconstancy. To conclude therefore; this name of
Inconstancy, which hath so much beene poysoned with slaunders, ought to bee changed into
variety, for the which the world is so delightfull,
and a Woman for that the most delightfull thing in this World.
II. That Women ought to paint.
FOulenesse is
Lothsome: can that be so which helpes it? who forbids his Beloved to gird in her waste? to mend by shooing her uneven lamenesse? to burnish her teeh? or to perfume her breath? yet that
[Page 6] the
Face bee more precisely regarded, it concernes more: For as open confessing sinners are alwaies punished, but the wary and concealing offenders without witnesse doe it also without punishment; so the secret parts needs the lesse respect; but of the
Face, discovered to all Examinations and survayes, there is not too nice a Iealousie. Nor doth it onely draw the busie eyes, but it is subject to the divinest touch of all, to
kissing, the strange and mysticall union of soules. If shee should prostitute her selfe to a more unworthy Man than thy selfe, how earnestly and justly wouldst thou exclaime? that for want of this easier and ready way of repairing, to betray her body to ruine and deformity (the tyrannous
Ravishers, and sodaine
D
[...]flourers of all Women) what a heynous Adultery is it? What thou lovest in her
face is
colour, and
painting gives that, but thou hatest it, not because it is, but because thou knowest it. Foole, whom ignorance makes happy, the Starres, the Sunne, the Skye whom thou admirest, alas, have no
colour, but are faire, because they seeme to bee coloured: If this seeming will not satisfie thee in her, thou hast good assurance of her
colour, when thou seest her
lay it on. If her
face bee
painted on a Boord or Wall, thou wilt love it, and the Boord, and the Wall: Canst thou loath it then when it speakes, smiles, and kisses, because it is
painted? Are
[Page 7] wee not more delighted with seeing Birds, Fruites, and Beasts
painted then wee are with Naturalls? And doe wee not with pleasure behold the
painted shape of Monsters and Divels, whom true, wee durst not regard? Wee repaire the ruines of our houses, but first cold tempests warnes us of it, and bytes us through it; wee mend the wracke and staines of our Apparell, but first our eyes, and other bodies are offended; but by this providence of Women, this is prevented. If in
kissing or
breathing upon her, the
painting fall off, thou art angry, wilt thou be so, if it sticke on? Thou didst love her, if thou beginnest to hate her, then 'tis because shee is not
painted. If thou wilt say now, thou didst hate her before, thou didst hate her and love her together, bee constant in something, and love her who shewes her great
love to thee, in taking this paines to seeme
lovely to thee.
SO I assevere this the more boldly, because while I maintaine it, and feele the
Contrary repugnancies and
adverse fightings of the
Elements in my Body, my Body increaseth; and whilst I differ from common opinions by this
Discord, the number of my
Paradoxes increaseth. All the rich benefits we can frame to our selves in
Concord, is but an
Even conservation of things; in which
Evennesse wee can expect no
change, no
motion; therefore no
increase or
augmentation, which is a
member of motion. And if this
unity and
peace can give
increase to things, how mightily is
discord and
war to that purpose, which are indeed the onely ordinary
Parents of
peace. Discord is never so barren that
[Page 9] it affords no fruit; for the
fall of one
estate is at the worst the
increaser of another, because it is as impossible to finde a
discommodity without
advantage, as to finde
Corruption without
Generation: But it is the
Nature and
Office of
Concord to
preserve onely, which property when it leaves, it differs from it selfe, which is the greatest
discord of all. All
Victories and
Emperies gained by
warre, and all
Iudiciall decidings of doubts in
peace, I doe claime children of
Discord. And who can deny but
Controversies in
Religion are growne greater by
discord, and not the
Controversie, but
Religion it selfe: For in a
troubled misery Men are alwaies more
Religious then in a
secure peace. The number of
good men, the onely charitable nourishers of
Concord, wee see is thinne, and daily melts and waines; but of
bad discording it is infinite, and growes hourely. Wee are ascertained of all
Disputable doubts, onely by
arguing and differing in
Opinion, and if formall
disputation (which is but a painted, counterfeit, and dissembled
discord) can worke us this benefit, what shall not a full and maine
discord accomplish? Truely me thinkes I owe a
devotion, yea a
sacrifice to
discord, for casting that
Ball upon
Ida, and for all that businesse of
Troy, whom ruin'd I admire more then
Babylon, Rome, or
Quinzay, removed
Corners, not onely fulfilled with her
fame, but with
Cities and
Thrones planted by her
Fugitives. Lastly, between
Cowardice and
despaire, Valour is gendred;
[Page 10] and so the
Discord of
Extreames begets all vertues, but of the
like things there is no issue without a miracle:
Vxor pessima, pessimus maritus
Miror tam mal
[...] convenire.
Hee wonders that betweene two so
like, there could be any
discord, yet perchance for all this
discord there was nere the lesse
increase.
IV. That good is more common then evill.
I Have not been so pittifully tired with any
vanity, as with silly
Old Mens exclaiming against these times, and extolling their owne: Alas! they betray themselves, for if the
times be
changed, their manners have changed them. But their senses are to
pleasures, as
sick Mens tastes are to
Liquors; for indeed no
new thing is done in the
world, all things are what, and as they were, and
Good is as ever it was, more plenteous, a
[...]d must of necessity be
more common then evill, because it hath this for
nature and
perfection to bee
common. It
[Page 11] makes
Love to all
Natures, all, all affect it. So that in the
Worlds early
Infancy, there was a time when nothing was
evill, but if this
World shall suffer
dotage in the extreamest
crookednesse thereof, there shall be no time when nothing shalbe
good. It dares appeare and spread, and glister in the
World, but
evill buries it selfe in night and darknesse, and is chastised and suppressed when
good is cherished and rewarded. And as
Imbroderers, Lapidaries, and other
Artisans, can by all things adorne their workes; for by adding better things, the better they shew in
Lush and in
Eminency; so
good doth not onely prostrate her
amiablenesse to all, but refuses no end, no not of her utter contrary
evill, that shee may bee the more
common to us. For
euill manners are
parents of
good Lawes; and in every
evill there is an
excellency, which (in common speech) we call
good. For the fashions of
habits, for our moving in
gestures, for phrases in our
speech, we say they were
good as long as they were used, that is, as long as they were
common; and wee eate, wee walke, onely when it is, or seemes
good to doe so. All
faire, all
profitable, all
vertuous, is
good, and these three things I thinke embrace all things, but their utter
contraries; of which also
faire may be
rich and
vertuous; poore may bee
vertuous and
faire; vitious may be
faire and
rich; so that
good hath this good meanes to be
common, that some subjects she can possesse intirely; and in subjects poysoned with
evill, she can humbly stoop
[Page 12] to accompany the
evill. And of
indifferent things many things are become perfectly good by being
common, as
customes by use are made binding
Lawes. But I remember nothing that is therefore
ill, because it is
common, but
Women, of whom also;
They that are most common, are the best of that Occupation they professe.
V. That all things kill themselves.
TO affect, yea to effect their owne
death all
living things are importuned, not by
Nature only which perfects them, but by
Art and
Education, which perfects her.
Plants quickened and inhabited by the most unworthy
soule, which therefore neither
will nor
worke, affect an
end, a
perfection, a
death; this they spend their
spirits to attaine, this attained, they languish and wither. And by how much more they are by mans
Industry warmed, cherished, and pampered; so much the more early they climbe to this
perfection, this
death. And if amongst
Men not to
defend be to
kill, what a
[Page 13] hainous
selfe-murther is it, not to
defend it selfe. This
defence because
Beasts neglect, they kill themselves, because they exceed us in
number, strength, and a
lawlesse liberty: yea, of
Horses and other beasts, they that inherit
most courage by being bred of
gallantest parents, and by
Artificial nursing are bettered, will runne to their owne
deaths, neither sollicited by
spurres which they need not, nor by
honour which they apprehend not. If then the
valiant kill himselfe, who can excuse the
coward? Or how shall
Man bee free from this, since the
first Man taught us this, except we cannot kill our selves, because he kill'd us all. Yet lest something should repaire this
Common ruine, we daily kill our
bodies with
surfeits, and our mindes with
anguishes. Of our
powers, remembring kils our
memory; Of
Affections, Lusting our
lust; Of
vertues, Giving kils
liberality. And if these kill themselves, they do it in their best & supreme
perfection: for after
perfection immediately follows
excesse, which changeth the natures and the names, and makes them not the same things. If then the best things kill themselves soonest, (for no
affection endures, and all things labour to this
perfection) all travell to their owne
death, yea the frame of the whole
World, if it were possible for
God to be
idle, yet because it
began, must
dye. Then in this
idlenesse imagined in
God, what could kill the
world but it selfe, since
out of it, nothing is?
VI. That it is possible to find some vertue in some Women.
I Am not of that seard
Impudence that I dare defend
Women, or pronounce them good; yet we see
Physitians allow some
vertue in every
poyson. Alas! why should we except
Women? since certainely, they are good for
Physicke at least, so as some
mine is good for a
feaver. And though they be the
Occasioners of many sinnes, they are also the
Punishers and
Revengers of the same sinnes: For I have seldome seene one which consumes his
substance and
body upon them, escape
diseases, or
beggery; and this is their
Iustice. And if
suum cui
(que) dare, bee the fulfilling of all
Civill Iustice, they are
most just; for they deny that which is theirs to no man.
Tanquam non liceat nulla puella negat.
And who may doubt of great wisdome in them, that doth but observe with how much labour and cunning our
Iusticers and other
dispensers of the
Lawes study to imbrace them: and how
[Page 15] zealously our
Preachers dehort men from them, onely by urging their
subtilties, and
policies, and
wisedome, which are in them? Or who can deny them a good measure of
Fortitude, if hee consider how
valiant men they have overthrowne, and being themselves overthrowne, how much and how patiently they
beare? And though they bee most
intemperate, I care not, for I undertooke to furnish them with
some vertue, not with
all. Necessity, which makes even bad things good, prevailes also for them, for wee must say of them, as of some sharpe pinching
Lawes; If men were free from
infirmities, they were needlesse. These or none must serve for
reasons, and it is my great happinesse that
Examples prove not
Rules, for to confirme this
Opinion, the World yeelds not
one Example.
WHO reads this
Paradox but thinks mee more
fantastike now, than I was yesterday, when I did not think thus: And if one day make this sensible change in men, what will the burthen of many yeeres? To bee
fantastike in
young men is
conceiptfull distemperature, and a
witty madnesse; but in
old men, whose senses are withered, it becomes
naturall, therefore more full and perfect. For as when wee
sleepe our
fancy is most strong; so it is in
age, which is a
slumber of the
deepe sleepe of death. They taxe us of
Inconstancy, which in themselves
young they allowed; so that reprooving that which they did approove, their
Inconstancy exceedeth ours, because they have changed
once more then wee. Yea, they are more idlely busied in
conceited apparell then wee; for we, when we are
melancholy, weare
blacke; when
lusty, greene; when
forsaken, tawney; pleasing our owne
inward affections, leaving them to others indifferent; but they prescribe
[Page 17]lawes, and constraine the
Noble, the
Scholler, the
Merchant, and all
Estates to a certaine
habit. The
old men of our time have changed with patience their owne
bodies, much of their
lawes, much of their
languages; yea their
Religion, yet they accuse us. To be
Amorous is proper and
naturall in a
young man, but in an
old man most
fantastike. And that
ridling humour of
Iealousie, which seekes and would not finde, which requires and repents his knowledge, is in them most common, yet most
fantastike. Yea, that which falls never in
young men, is in them most
fantastike and
naturall, that is,
Covetousness
[...]; even at their
journeyes end to make great provision. Is any
habit of
young men so
fantastike, as in the hottest seasons to be
double-gowned or
hooded like our
Elders? Or seemes it so
ridiculous to weare long haire, as to weare
none. Truely, as among the
Philosophers, the
Skeptike, which
doubts all, was more contentious, then either the
Dogmatike which
affirmes, or
Academike which
denyes all; so are these uncertaine
Elders, which both cals them
fantastike which follow others
inventions, and them also which are led by their owne humorous suggestion, more
fantastike then other.
SHal she be
guide to all
Creatures, which is her selfe one? Or if she also have a
guide, shall any
Creature have a better guide then wee? The affections of
lust and
anger, yea even to
erre is
naturall; shall we follow these? Can shee be a good
guide to us, which hath corrupted not us onely but her selfe? Was not the
first man, by the desire of
knowledge, corrupted even in the
whitest integrity of
Nature? And did not
Nature (if
Nature did any thing) infuse into him this desire of
knowledge, and so this
corruption in him, into us? If by
Nature wee shall understand our
essence, our
definition, or
reason, noblenesse, then this being alike common to all (the
Idiot and the
Wizard being equally
reasonable) why should not all men having equally all one
nature, follow one course? Or if we shall understand our
inclinations; alas! how unable a guide is that which followes the
temperature of our slimie
bodies?[Page 19] for we cannot say that we derive our
incli
[...]ations, our
mindes, or
soules from our
Parents by any way: to say that it is
all from all, is
error in
reason, for then with the first nothing remaines; or is a
part from all, is
errour in
experience, for then this
part equally imparted to many children, would like
Gavel-kind lands, in few generations become nothing; or to say it by
communication, is
errour in
Divinity, for to communicate the
ability of communicating
whole essence with any but God, is utter
blasphemy. And if thou hit thy
Fathers nature and
inclination, he also had his
Fathers, and so climbing up, all comes of one man, and have one
nature, all shall imbrace one course; but that cannot bee, therefore our
complexions and whole
bodies, wee inherit from
Parents; our
inclinations and minds follow that: For our minde is heavy in our
bodies afflictions, and rejoyceth in our
bodies pleasure: how then shall this
nature governe us, that is governed by the worst part of us?
Nature though oft chased away, it will retu
[...]ne; 'tis true, but those
good motions and
inspirations which be our guides must bee
[...]ooed, courted, and
welcomed, or else they abandon us. And that old
Axiome, nihil invita, &c. must not be said thou
shalt, but thou
wilt doe nothing against
Nature; so
unwilling he notes us to curbe our
naturall appetites. Wee call our
bastards alwayes our
naturall issue, and we define a
Foole by nothing so ordinary, as by the name of
naturall. And that poore knowledge
[Page 20] whereby we conceive what
raine is, what
wind, what
thunder, wee call
Metaphysicke, supernaturall; such
small things, such
no things doe we allow to our pliant
Natures apprehension. Lastly, by following her, we lose the pleasant, and lawfull commodities of this life, for wee shall drinke water and eate rootes, and those not sweet and delicate, as now by Mans
art and
industry they are made: we shall lose all the necessities of
societies, lawes, arts, and
sciences, which are all the workemanship of
Man: yea we shall lack the last
best refuge of misery,
death [...] because
no death is naturall: for if yee will not dare to call all
death violent (though I see not why
sicknesses be not
violences) yet
causes of all
deaths proceed of the
defect of that which
nature made perfect, and would preserve, and therefore all against
nature.
IX. That only Cowards dare dye.
EXtreames are equally removed from the
meane; so that headlong
desperatenesse asmuch offends true
valour, as backward
Cowardice: of which sort I reckon justly all
un-inforced deaths. When will your
valiant man dye of necessity?
[Page 21] so
Cowards suffer what cannot be avoided: and to runne into
death unimportun'd, is to runne into the first condemned desperatenesse. Will he dye when he is
rich and
happy? then by living he may doe more good: and in
afflictions and
miseries, death is the chosen refuge of
Cowards.
Fortiter ille facit, qui miser esse potest.
But it is taught and practised among our
Gallants, that rather than our reputations suffer any
m
[...]ime, or we any
misery, wee shall offer our
brests to the
Cannons mouth, yea to our
swords points: And this seemes a very
brave and a very
climbing (which is a
Cowardly, earthly, and indeed a very
groveling)
spirit. Why doe they
chaine these slaves to the
Gallyes, but that they thrust their
deaths, and would at every loose leape into the
sea? Why doe they take weapons from
condemned men, but to barre them of that ease which
Cowards affect,
a speedy death. Truely this
life is a
tempest, and a
warfare, and he which
dares dye, to escape the
anguish of it, seems to mee, but so
valiant, as hee which dares
hang himselfe, lest hee be
prest to the
warres. I have seene one in that extremity of
melancholy, which was then become
madnesse, to make his owne
breath an
Instrument to stay his breath, and labour to choake himselfe
[...] but alas! he was
mad. And we knew another that languished under the
oppression of a poore
disgrace so much, that hee tooke more
paines to dye, then would have
[Page 22] served to have nourished
life and
spirit enough to have out-lived his
disgrace. What
Foole will call this
Cowardlinesse, Valour? or this
Basenesse, Humility? And lastly, of these men which dye the
Allegoricall death of entring into
Religion, how few are found fit for any shew of
valiancy? but onely a
soft and
supple metall, made onely fo
[...]Cowardly solitarinesse.
X. That a Wise Man is knowne by much laughing.
RIde, si sapis, ô puella ride; If thou beest
wise, laugh: for since the
powers of
discourse, reason, and
laughter, bee equally
proper unto Man onely, why shall not hee be onely most
wise, which hath most use of
laughing, aswell as he which hath most of
reasoning and
discoursing? I alwaies did, and shall understand that
Adage;
Per risum multum possis cognoscere stultum,
That by much
laughing thou maist know there is a
foole, not, that the
laughers are
fooles, but that among them there is some
foole, at whom
wisem
[...]n laugh: which moved
Erasmus to put this
[Page 23] as his first
Argument in the mouth of his
Folly, that
shee made Beholders laugh: for
fooles are the most laughed at, and laugh the least themselves of any. And
Nature saw this
faculty to bee so necessary in man, that shee hath beene content that by
more causes we should be importuned to
laugh, then to the
exercise of any other
power; for things in themselves utterly
contra
[...]y, beget this effect; for wee laugh both at
witty and
absurd things: At both which sorts I have seen Men
laugh so long, and
so earnestly, that at last they have
wept that they could laugh no more. And therfore the
Poet having described the quietnesse of a
wise retired man, saith in one, what w
[...] [...]ave said before in many lines;
Quid facit Canius tuus? ridet. We have received that even the
extremity of
laughing, yea of
weeping also, hath beene accounted
wisedome: And that
Democritus and
Heraclitus, the
lovers of these
Extremes, have been called
lovers of wisedome. Now among our
wisemen I doubt not, but many would be found who would laugh at
Heraclitus weeping, none which weepe at
Democritus laughing. At the hearing of
Comedies or other witty reports, I have noted some, which not understanding
[...]ests &c. have yet chosen this as the best meanes to seeme
wise and
understandiug, to laugh when their
Companions laugh; and I have presumed them
ignorant, whom I have seene
unmoved. A
foole if he come into a
Princes Court, and see a
gay man leaning at the wall, so
glistering, and so
painted in
[Page 24] many
colours that he is hardly discerned from one of the
pictures in the
Arras, hanging his
body like an
Iron-bound-chest, girt in and thicke ribb'd with
broad gold laces, may (and commonly doth) envy him. But alas! shall a
wiseman, which may not onely not
envy, but not
pitty this
monster, do nothing? Yes, let him
laugh. And if one of these
hot cholerike firebrands, which nourish themselves by
quarrelling, and kindling others, spit upon a
foole one
sparke of
disgrace, he, like a
that
[...]h
[...] house quickly burning, may bee
angry; but the
wiseman, as
cold as the
Salamander, may not onely not be
angry with him, but not be
sorry for him; therefore let him
laugh: so he shall be knowne a Man, because he can
laugh, a
wise Man that hee knowes at
what to laugh
[...] and a
valiant Man that he
dares laugh: for he that
laughs is justly reputed more
wise, then at whom it is
laughed. And hence I thinke proceeds that which in these later
formall times I have much noted; that now when our
superstitious civility of
manners is become a mutuall
tickling flattery of one another, almost every man affecteth an
humour of
jesting, and is content to be
de
[...]ect, and to
deforme himselfe, yea become
foole to no other
end that I can spie, but to give his
wise Companion occasion to
laugh; and to shew themselves in
promptnesse of
laughing is so great in
wisemen, that I thinke all
wisemen, if any
wiseman do reade this
Paradox, will
laugh both at it and me.
XI. That the gifts of the Body are better then those of the Minde.
I Say againe, that the
body makes the
minde, not that it created it a
minde, but
formes it a
good or a
bad mind; and this
minde may be confounded with
soule without any violence or injustice to
Reason or
Philosophy: then the
soule it seemes is enabled by our
body, not this by it. My
Body licenseth my
soule to
see the Worlds
beauties through mine
eyes; to
heare pleasant things through mine
eares; and affords it apt
Organs for the conveiance of all perceivable
del
[...]ght. But alas! my
soule cannot make any
part, that is not of it selfe disposed, to
see or
heare, though without doubt she be as able and as willing to see
behind as
before. Now if my
soule would say, that shee enables any part to taste these pleasures, but is her selfe onely delighted with those rich
sweetnesses which her
in
[...]ard eyes and
senses apprehend, shee should dissemble; for I see her often solaced with
beauties, which shee sees through mine
eyes, and with
musicke which
[Page 26] through mine
eares she heares. This
perfection then my
body hath, that it can impart to my
minde all his
pleasures; and my
minde hath still many, that she can neither
[...]each my
indisposed part her
faculties, nor to the best
espoused parts shew
[...]t
beauty of
Angels, of
Musicke, of
Spheres, whereof she boasts the
contemplation. Are
chastity, temperance, and
fortitude gifts of the
mind? I appeale to
Physitians whether the
cause of these be not in the
body; health is the gift of the
body, and
patience in sickenesse the gift of the
minde: then who will say that
patience is as good a happinesse, as
health, when wee must be extremely
miserable to purchase this
happinesse. And for nourishing of
civill societies and
mutuall love amongst men, which is our
chiefe end while wee are men; I say, this
beauty, presence, and
proportion of the
body, hath a more
masculine force in begetting this
love, then the
vertues of the
minde: for it strikes us
suddenly, and possesseth us
immoderately; when to know those
vertues requires some
Iudgement in him which shall discerne, a
long time and
conversation betweene them. And even at
last how much of our
faith and
beleefe shall we be driven to bestow, to assure our selves that these
vertues are not
counterfeited: for it is the same to
be, and
seeme vertuous, because that he that hath
no vertue, can
dissemble none, but he which hath a
little, may
gild and
enamell, yea and transforme much
vice into
vertue: For allow a man to be
discreet and
flexible to
complaints,[Page 27] which are great
vertuous gifts of the
minde, this
discretion will be to him the
soule &
Elixir of all
vertues, so that touched with this, even
pride shal be made
humility; and
Cowardice, honourable and wise
valour. But in things
seene there is not this danger, for the
body which thou lovest and esteemest
faire, is
faire; certainely if it bee not
faire in
perfection, yet it is
faire in the same
degree that thy
Iudgement is good. And in a
faire body, I doe seldome suspect a
disproportioned minde, and as seldome hope for a
good in a
deformed. When I see a
goodly house, I assure my selfe of a
worthy possessour, from a
ruinous weather-beaten building I turn away, because it seems either stuffed with
varlets as a
Prison, or handled by an
unworthy and
negligent tenant, that so suffers the
waste thereof. And truely the gifts of
Fortune, which are
riches, are onely
handmaids, yea
Pandars of the
bodies pleasure; with their service we nourish
health, and preserve
dainty, and wee buy
delights; so that
vertue which must be loved for
it selfe, and respects no further
end, is indeed
nothing: And
riches, whose
end is the
good of the
body, cannot be so
perfectly good, as the
end whereto it levels.
BEcause
Fortune herselfe is a
Whore, but such are not most indulgent to their
issue; the old naturall reason (but those meetings in
stolne love are most
vehement, and so contribute more
spirit then the
easie and
lawfull) might governe me, but that now I see
Mistresses are become
dome
[...]tike and
in ordinary, and they and wives
waite but by
turnes, and
agree aswell as they had
lived in the
Arke. The old Morall reason (that
Bastards inherit
wickednesse from their
Parents, and so are i
[...] a better way to
preferment by having a
stocke before-hand, then those that build all their
fortune upon the
poore and
weake stocke of
Originall sinne) might prevaile with me, but that since wee are fallen into such
[Page 32] times, as now the
world might
spare the
Divell, because
she could be bad enough without
him. I see men
scorne to be
wicked by
example, or to bee
beholding to others for their
damnation. It seems reasonable, that since
Lawes rob them of
succession in
civill benefits, they should have something else
equivalent. As
Nature (which is
Lawes patterne) having denyed Women
Constancy to
one, hath provided them with
cunning to allure
many; and so
Basta
[...]ds de jure should have better
wits and
experience. But besides that by
experience we see many
fooles amongst them, wee should take from them one of their chiefest helpes to
preferment, and we should deny them to be
fools; and (that which is onely left) that
W
[...]men chuse
worthier men then their
husbands, is false
de facto [...] either then it must bee that the
Church having removed them from all place in the
publike Service of
God, they have better meanes then others to be
wicked, and so
fortunate: Or else because the two
greatest powers in this
world, the
Divell and
Princes concurre to their
greatnesse [...] the one giving
bastardy, the other
legitimation: As
nature frames and conserves great
bodies of
contraries. Or the cause is, because they abound most at
Court, which is the
forge where
fortunes are made, or at least the
shop where th
[...]y be
sold.
IT needs not for
perspicuousnesse, for God knowes they are plain enough: nor doe all of them use
Sem-briefe-Accents for some of them have
crotchets enough. It may bee they intend not to rise like
glorious Tapers and
Torches, but like
Thinne-wretched-sicke-watching-Candles, which
languish and are in a Divine
Consumption from the first minute, yea in their
snuffe, and
stink when others are in their more profitable
glory. I have thought sometimes, that out of
conscience, they allow
long measure to
course ware. And sometimes, that
usurping in that place a
liberty to
speak freely of
Kings, they would
raigne as long as they could. But now I thinke they doe it out of a
zealous imagination, that,
It is their duty to preach
[...]n till their Auditory wake.
III. Why did the Divel reserve Iesuites till these latter dayes.
DID he know that our
Age would deny the
Devils possessing, and therfore provided by these to
possesse men and kingdomes? Or to end the
disputation of
Schoolemen, why the
Divell could not make
lice in
Egypt; and whether those things hee
presented there, might be
true, hath he sent us a
true and
reall plague, worse than those
ten? Or in
ostentation of the
greatnesse of his
Kingdome, which even
division cannot
shake, doth he send us these which
disagree with all the rest? Or knowing that our
times should discover the
Indies, and abolish their
Idolatry, doth he send these to give them
another for it? Or peradventure they have beene in the
Roman Church these
thousand yeeres, though we have called them by
other names.
IV. Why is there more variety of Green then of other Colours?
IT is because it is the figure of
Youth wher
[...]n
nature wuld provide as many
green, as
youth hath
affections; and so present a
Sea-green for
profuse masters in
voyages; a
Grasse-green for sudden
new men enobled f
[...]om
Gra
[...]ers; and a
Goose-greene for such
Polititians as pretend to preserve the
Capitol. Or
[...]lse
Prophetically foreseeing an
age, wherein they shall all
hunt. And for such as
misdemeane themselves a
Willow-greene; For
Magistrates must aswell have
Fasces born before them to
chastize the
small offences, as
Secures to
cut off the
great.
V. Why doe young Lay-men so much study Divinity.
IS it because others tending busily
Churches preferment neglect
study? Or had the
Church of
Rome s
[...]ut up all our wayes, till the
Lutherans broke downe their
uttermost stubborne
[Page 36] doores, and the
Calvinists picked their
inwardest and
subtlest lockes? Surely the
Devill cannot be such a
Foole to hope that he shall make this study
contemptible, by making it
common. Nor that as the
Dwellers by the River
Origus are said (by drawing infinite
ditches to sprinkle their
barren Country) to have exhausted and intercepted their
maine channell, and so lost their more profitable course to the
sea; so we, by providing every
ones selfe, divinity enough for his
own use, should neglect our
Teachers and
Fathers. Hee cannot hope for better
heresies then hee hath had, nor was his
Kingdome ever so much advanced by
debating Religion (though with some
aspersions of
Error) as by a
dull and
stupid security, in which many
grose things are swallowed. Possible out of such an
ambition as we have now, to speake
plainely and
fellow-like with
Lords and
Kings, wee thinke also to acquaint our selves with
Gods secrets: Or perchance when we study it by
mingling humane respects,
It is not Divinity.
VI. Why hath the common Opinion afforded Women Soules?
IT is agreed that wee have not so much from them as any
part of either our
mortall soules of
sense, or
growth; and we deny
soules to others
[Page 37] equal to them in all but in
speech for which they are beholding to their
bodily instruments: For perchance an
Oxes heart, or a
Goates, or a
Foxes, or a
Serpents would speake just so, if it were in the
breast, and could move that
tongue and
jawes. Have they so many
advantages and
meanes to hurt us (for, ever their
loving destroyed us) that we dare not
displease them, but give them what they will? And so when some call them
Angels, some
Goddesses, and the
P
[...]lpulian Heretikes made them
Bishops, wee descend so much with the streame, to allow them
soules? Or doe we somewhat (in this dignifying of them) flatter
Princes and
great Personages that are so much governed by them? Or do we in that
easinesse and
prodigality, wherein we daily lose our owne
soules to we care not whom, so labour to perswade our selves, that sith a
woman hath a
soule, a
soule is no great matter? Or doe wee lend them
soules but for
use, since they for our sakes, give their
soules againe, and their
bodies to boote? Or perchance because the
Deuill (who is all
soule) doth most
mischiefe, and for
convenience and
proportion, because they would come neerer him, wee allow them some soules; and so as the
Romanes naturalized some
Provinces in revenge, and made them
Romans, onely for the
burthen of the
Common-wealth; so we have given
women soules onely to make them capable of
damnation?
I Meane not of false
Alchimy Beauty, for then the
question should be inverted,
Why are the Falsest, Fairest? It is not onely because they are
much solicited and
sought for, so is
gold, yet it is not so
common; and this
suite to them, should teach them their
value, and make them more
reserved. Nor is it because the
delicatest blood hath the
best spirits, for what is that to the flesh? perchance such
constitutions have the
best wits, and there is no
proportionable subject, for
Womens wit, but deceipt? doth the
minde so follow the
temperature of the
body, that because those
complexions are aptest to change, the
mind is therefore so? Or as
Bells of the
purest metall retaine their
tinkling and
sound largest; so the
memory of the last
pleas
[...]re lasts longer in these, and disposeth them to the next. But sure it is not in the
complexion, for those that doe but thinke themselves
faire, are presently inclined to this
multiplicity of
loves, which being but
faire in conceipt are
false in deed: and so perchance when they are
borne to this
beauty,[Page 39] or have
made it, or have
dream'd it, they easily beleeve all
addresses and
applications of every
man, out of a
sense of their owne
worthinesse to bee directed to them, which others
lesse worthy in their owne thoughts apprehend not, or discredit. But I thinke the
true reason is, that being like
gold in many properties (as that
all snatch at them, but the
worst possesse them, that they care not how
deepe we dig for them, and that by the
Law o
[...] [...],
Occupandi[?] conceditur) they would be like also in this, that as
Gold to make it selfe of use admits
allay, so they, that they may bee
tractable, mutable, and
currant, have to their allay
Falshood.
VIII. Why Venus-starre onely doth cast a shadow?
IS it because it is
neerer the
earth? But they whose
profession it is to see that nothing be done in
heaven without their
consent (as
Re—saies in himselfe of
Astrologers) have bid
Mercury to be
neerer. Is it because the
workes of
Venus want
[Page 40]shadowing, covering, and
disguising? But those of
Mercury need it more; for
Eloquence, his
Occupation, is all
shadow and
colours; let our
life bee a
sea, and then our
reason and
even passions are
winde enough to carry us whether we should goe, but
Eloquence is a
storme and
tempest that miscarries: and who doubts that
Eloquence which must perswade
people to take a
yoke of
soveraignty (and then beg and make
lawes to tye them
faster, and then give money to the
invention, repaire and strengthen it) needs more
shadowes and
colouring, then to perswade any Man or Woman to that which is
naturall. And
Venus markets are so
naturall, that when we solicite the best way (which is by
marriage) our perswasions worke not so much to
draw a woman
to us, as against her
nature to draw her
from all other besides. And so when we go against
nature, and from
Venus-work (for
marriage is
chastity) we need
shadowes and
colours, but not else. In
Seneca's time it was a course, an
un-Romane and a
contemptible thing even in a
Matrone, not to have had a
Love beside her husband, which though the
Law required not at their hands, yet they did it
zealously out of the counsell of
custome and
fashion, which was
venery of
supererogation:
Et te spectator plusquam delectat Adulter,
saith
Martial: And
Horace, because many
lights would not shew him enough, created many
Images of the same
Object by
[...]ainscoting his
chamber with
looking-glasses: so that
Veuus flies no
[...][Page 41]light, so much as
Mercury, who creeping into our
understanding, our
darkenesse would be defeated, if he were perceived. Then either this
shadow confesseth that same darke
Melancholy Repentance which accompanies; or that so
violent fires, needs some
shadowy refreshing, and
intermission: Or else
light signifying both
day and
youth, and
shadow both
night and
age, she pronounceth by this that she professeth both all
persons and
times.
IX. Why is Venus-star multinominous, called both
Hesperus and
Vesper?
THe
Moone hath as many
names, but not as she is a
starre, but as shee hath divers
governments; but
Venus is
multinominous to give example to her
prostitute disciples, who so often, either to
renew or
refresh themselves towards
lovers, or to
disguise themselves from
Magistrates, are to take
new names. It may bee she takes
new names after her many
functions, for as she is
supreme Monarch of all
Sunnes at large (which is
lust) so is she joyned in commission with all
Mythologicks, with
Iuno, Diana, and all
[Page 42] others for
marriage. It may be because of the divers
names to her selfe, for her
affections have more
names than any
vice: scilicet; Pollution, Fornication, Adultery, Lay-Incest, Church-Incest, Rape, Sodomy, Mastupration, Masturbation, and a thousand others. Perchance her divers
names shewed her appliablenesse to divers men, for
Neptune distilled and wet her in
love, the
Sunne warmes and melts her
[...]Mercury perswaded and swore her,
Iupiters authority secured, and
Vulcan hammer'd her. As
Hesperus she presents you with her
bonum utile, because it is
wholesomest in the
morning: As
Vesper with her
bonum delectabile, because it is
pleasantest in the
evening. And because
industrious men rise and indure with the
Sunne in their
civill businesses, this
Starre calls them up a little before, and remembers them againe a little after for her businesse; for certainely,
MVst the old Proverbe, that
Old dogs bite sorest, be true in all kinde of
dogs? Me thinkes the fresh
memory they have of the
mony they parted with for the
place, should hasten them for the
re-imbursing: And perchance they doe but seeme easier to their
suiters; who (as all other
Patients) doe account all change of paine, easie. But if it bee so, it is either because the sodain
sense &
contentment of the
honor of the
place, retards and remits the rage of their
profits, and so having stayed their
stomackes, they can forbeare the second
course a while: Or having overcome the
steepest part of the
hill, and clambered above
Competitions and
Oppositions they dare loyter, and take breath: Perchance being come from
places, where they tasted
no gaine, a
little seemes
much to them at first, for it is
long before a Christian conscience overtakes, or straies into an Officers heart. It may be that out of the
generall disease of all men not to love the
memory of a
predecessor, they seeke to disgrace
[Page] them by such
ea
[...]inesse, and make good
first impressions, that so having drawen much
wa
[...]er [...]o their
Mill, they may a
[...]terwa
[...]s
grind at ease: For if from the rules of good
Ho
[...]se-manship, they thought it wholesome to
jet out in a moderate
pace, th
[...]y should also take up towards their
journeys end, not mend
[...]heir pace con
[...]inually, and
g
[...]llop [...]o their
Innes-doore, the
grave; except perchance their
conscience at that time so touch them, that they thinke it an
injury and
damage both to him that must
sell, and to him that must
buy the
Office after their
death, and a kind of
dilapidation if they by continuing
honest should discredit the
place, and bring it to a
l
[...]er-rent, or
vnder-vaine.