SIR Gregory Nonsence His Newes from no place.

Written on purpose, with much study to no end, plentifully stored with want of wit, learning, Iudgement, Rime and Reason, and may seeme very fitly for the vnderstanding of Nobody.

Toyte, Puncton, Ghemorah, Molushque, Kaycapepson.

This is the worke of the Authors, without bor­rowing or stealing from others.

By Iohn Taylor.

Printed in London, and are to bee sold be­tweene Charing-Crosse, and Algate.

To the (Sir Reuerence) Rich Worshipped, Master Trim Tram Senceles, great Image of Authority and Hedgborough of the famous City of Goteham, and to the rest of that admired and vnmatchable Senate, with their Corruptions and Families.

MOst Honorificicabilitudinitatibus, I hauing studied the seuen Lub­berly Sciences (being nine by computation) out of which I gathered three coniunctions foure mile Asse-vnder, which with much la­bour, and great ease, to little or no purpose, I haue Noddicated to your gray graue and grauelled Prate ection. I doubt not but I might haue had a Patrone neerer hand, as the Deane of Dunstable, or the Beadle of Layton Buzzard, but that I know the p [...]rase, Me­thod [Page] and Stile, is not for euery mans vnder­standing, no my most renowned Pythagor-Asses, for you this Hogshead of inuention was brewed and broched, for I am ignorant­ly perswaded that your wisedome, can pick as much matter out of this Booke in one day as both the Vniuersities can in twelue moneths, and thirteene Moones, with sixe times foure yeeres to boot. I know your bounties too ex­ding, for as old mother Baly said, the wit of man was much when she saw a dog muzzled. I haue Hi­story for this our of an Illite­rate well printed Poem in Prose, inti­tuled, the wise men of Gothā, of much antiquity. Euery man is not borne to make a Monu­ment for the Cuckoo; to send a Trifoote home alone, to driue sheepe before they haue them, or to Trundle Cheeses down a hill. So saluting you with more prespect then the Ma­ior of Loo, did the Queenes Ape, I take leaue to leaue you, and rest yours to bid you wel­come, if you came within a mile of my house to stay all night.

Yours Rolihayton.

To Nobody.

VVpon a Christmas Euen, som what night Easter, anon after Whit­sontide, walking in a Coach from London to Lambeth by water, I o­uertooke a man that met me in the morning before sunne set, the wind being in Ca­pricorne, the Signe Southwest, with silence I demanded many questions of him, and hee with much pensiuenesse did answere me merrily to the full, with such ample and empty replications, that both our vnderstandings being equally satisfied, we contentiously agreed to finish and prosecute the narration of the vnknowne Knight Sir Gregory Nonsence, so sitting downe vpon our shoulders, resting vneasily on a banke of Sicamores vnder a Tree of odoriferous and contagious Camomile, after three sighs, smilingly vttered in the He­brew Character, two grones from the Chaldean Dialact, fiue sobs from the Arabian Sinquapace, sixe dumps from Germane Idiome, nine Moodes [Page] of Melancholly from the Italian tongue, with one hub hub from the Hiberbian outcry. And last he laughed in the Cambrian tongue, and beganne to declare in the Vtopian speech, what I haue heere with most diligent negligence translated into the English Language, in which if the Printer hath placed any line, letter or sillable, whereby this large volume may bee made guilty to bee vnder­stood by any man, I would haue the Reader not to impute the fault to the Author, for it was farre from his purpose to write to any purpose, so ending at the beginning, I say as it is applawsfully writ| ten and commended to posterity in the Midsom­mer nights dreame. If we offend, it is with our good will, we came with no intent, but to offend, and shew our simple skill.

Rolihayton.

The names of such Authors Al­phabetically recited as are simply mintioned in this Worke.

  • A Madis de Gaul.
  • Archy Arms.
  • Beuis of Hampton.
  • Boe to a Goose.
  • Charing Crosse.
  • Coakley.
  • Dunsmore Cow.
  • Dauy Wager.
  • Euanwich Muffe.
  • Frier and the Boy.
  • Fubs his Trauels.
  • Garagantua.
  • Gammon of Westphallia.
  • Grigs Granam.
  • Hundred merry tales.
  • Huon of Burdeux.
  • Iacke Drum.
  • Knight of the Sunne.
  • Knaue of Diamonds.
  • Lanum.
  • Long Meg.
  • Mad Mawdlin.
  • No body.
  • Otoole.
  • Proofes of OOOO.
  • Quinborough Osters.
  • Ready mony.
  • Shooters Hill.
  • Singer.
  • Sir Thomas Parsons.
  • Tarleton.
  • Tom Derry.
  • Tom Thumbe.
  • Vnguentum Album.
  • Will Summers.
  • Wit whither wilt thou.
  • Woodcocke of our side.
  • Xampelloes Quiblines.
  • Yard of Ale.
  • Zany on tumbling.

Faults escaped in the Printing, which a wise Reader may mend when he sees them.

IN the 25. page. 44. line, for a[?] Friers mouth read a Pudding.

If the 170. page 53. line, for a foole read a Bable.

In the 90. page, 27. line, for friend read rare.

In the 30. page 6. line 78. for a Whore read a Bridewell.

In the 100. pace, line 40. for a Bawd reade a Cart.

In the 12. page 11. line, for noone read dinner.

In the 16. first, and all the Pages following for Tobacco read a Witch.

In the 40. page, and 80. line, for a Calues head read Bacon.

In the 37. page, and 1. line, for vice read plenty.

In the 000. page, and 3. line for money read scarce.

In the last Page, for conscience, read none.

In euery page for sence read nonsence.

Sir Gregory Nonsence his newes from no place.

IT was in Iune the eight and thirtieth day,
That I imbarked was on highgate Hill,
After discourteous friendly taking leaue:
Of my young Father Madge and Mother Iohn,
The Wind did ebbe, the tide flou'd North South-east,
We hoist our Sailes of Colloquintida,
And after 13. dayes and 17. nights,
(VVith certaine Hiroglyphicke houres to boote)
We with tempestuous calmes, and friendly stormes,
Split our maine top-mast, close below the keele.
But I with a dull quick congruity,
Tooke 19. ounces of the Westerne winde,
And with the pith of the pole Artichocke,
Saild by the flaming Coast of Trapezond,
There in a Fort of melting Adamant,
Arm'd in a Crimson Robe, as blacke as Iet,
I saw Alcides with a Spiders thred,
Lead Serberus to the Proponticke Sea,
Then cutting further through the marble Maine,
'Mongst flying Buls▪ and 4. leg'd Turkicocks,
A dumbe faire spoken, welfac'd aged youth,
Sent to me from the stout Stimphalides,
[Page] With tonguelesse silence thus beganne his speech.
Illustrious flapiack, to thy hungry doome,
Low as the ground I eleuate my cause,
As I vpon a Gnat was riding late,
In quest to parley with the Pleiades,
I saw the Duke of Hounsditch gaping close,
In a greene Arbour made of yellow starch,
Betwixt two Brokers howling Madrigales,
A Banquet was serued in of Lampraies bones,
Well pickel'd in the Tarbox of old time,
When Demogorgon saild to Islington;
Which I perceiuing with nine chads of steele,
Straight flew vnto the coast of Pimlico.
'Tinforme great Prester Iohn, and the Mogull,
What exlent Oysters were at Billingsgate.
The Mogull (all enraged with these newes,
Sent a black snaile post to Tartaria.
To tell the Irishmen in Saxony,
The dismall downefall of old Charing Crosse.
With that nine[?] butter Firkins in a flame,
Did coldly rise to Arbitrate the cause:
Guessing by the Sinderesis of wapping,
Saint Thomas Watrings is most ominous,
For though an Andiron, and a paire of Tongs,
[Page] May both haue breeding from one teeming wombe,
Yet by the Calculation of Pickt-hatch,
Milke must not be so deere as Muskadell.
First shall Melpomene in Cobweb Lawne.
Adorne great Memphis in a Mussell boate,
And all the Muses clad in Robes of Ayre,
Shall dance Leuoltoes with a Whirligig,
Faire Pluto shall descend from Brazen dis,
And Polipheamus keepe a Seamsters shop,
The Ile of Wight shall like a diue dapper,
Deuoure the Egyptian proud Piramides,
Whilst Cassia Fistula shall gurmundize,
Vpon the flesh and bloud of Croydon cole dust,
Then on the Bankes of Shoreditch shall be seene,
What 'tis to serue the great Vtopian Queene.
This fearefull period with great ioyfull care,
Was heard with acclamations, and in fine,
The whilst a lad of aged Nestors yeeres,
Stood sitting in a Throne of massy yeast,
(Not speaking any word gaue this reply.
Most conscript Vmpire in this various Orbe[?].
I saw the Ceaders of old Lebanon,
Read a sad Lecture vnto Clapham heath,
At which time a strange vision did appeare,
[Page] His head was Buckrum, and his eyes were sedge,
His armes were blew botiles, his teeth were straw,
His legges were nine well squard Tobacco Pipes,
Cloath'd in a garment all of Dolphins egges,
Then with a voyce erected to the ground,
Lifting aloft his hands vnto his feete,
He thus beganne, cease friendly cutting throtes,
Clamor the promulgation of your tongues,
And yeeld to Demagorgons pollicy.
Stop the refulgent method of your moodes,
For should you liue old Paphlagonias yeeres,
And with Sardanapalus match in vertue.
Yet Atropos will with a Marigold,
Runne through the Mountaines of the Caspian Sea,
When you shall see aboue you, and beneath
That nothing kils a man so soone as death.
This period finished, ere it was begunne,
Aquarius ioyn'd with Pisces, in firme league,
With Reasons and vindictiue Arguments,
That pulueriz'd the King of Diamonds,
And with a diogoricall relap's,
Squeaz'd through the Sinders of a Butterflye,
Great Oboron was mounted on a Waspe,
To signifie this newes at Dunstable.
The Weather-cock at Pancrage in a fume,
[Page] With Patience much distracted hearing this,
Repli'd thus briefely without feare or wit,
What madnesse doth thy Pericranion seaze,
Beyond the Dragons taile A [...]tophilax.
Think'st thou a Wolfe thrust through a sheep skin gl [...]e,
Can make me take this Goblin for a Lambe:
Or that a Crodadile in Barly broth,
Is not a dish to feast don Belzebub,
Giue me a Medler in a field of blue,
Wrapt vp stigmatically in a dreame,
And I will send him to the gates of Dis,
To cause him fetch a sword of massie Chalke,
With which he wan the fatall Theban field▪
From Romes great mitred Matropolitan.
Much was the quoile this brauing answere made,
When presently a German Coniurer,
Did ope a learned Booke of Palmistry,
Cram'd full of mentall reseruations:
The which beginning with a loud low voyce,
With affable and kind discourtesie,
He spake what no man heard or vnderstood,
Words tending vnto this or no respect,
Spawne of a Tortoyse hold thy silent noyse,
For when the great Leuiathan of Trumps,
Shall make a breach in Sinons Tennis Court.
[Page] Then shall the pigmey mighty Hercules,
Skip like a Wildernesse in Woodstreet Counter.
Then Taurus shall in league with Hanniball,
Draw Bacchus dry, whilst Boreus[?] in a heate[?],
In [...]op'd, in a Gowne of Isicles:
With much discretion and great want of wit,
Leaue all as wisely as it was at first,
[...]fed much how those things could be done▪
When straite a water Tankerd answer'd me,
That it was made with a Parenthesis,
With thirteene yards of Kersie and a [...]
Made of fine flaxe which grew on Goodwin[?] sands,
Whereby we all perceiu'd the Hernshawes breed,
Being trusted with a charitable doome,
Was neere Bunhill, when staite I might descry,
the Quintesence of Grubstreete, well disti [...]
Through Cripplegate in a contagioas Map.
Bright Phaeton all angry at the sight,
Snatch't a large Wool-packe from a Pismires mouth.
And in a Taylors Thimble boil'd a Cabbage.
Then all the standers by, most Reueterend, Rude,
Iudg'd that the case was most obscure and cleere,
And that three salt Enuigmates well appli'd,
With fourescore Pipers, and Arions Harpe,
[Page] Might catch Garagantua through an augor-hole,
And twas no doubt but mulley Mahamet,
Would make a quaffing bole of Gorgons skull,
Whilst gormundizing Tantalus would weepe,
That Polipheme should kisse Auroraes lips,
Triformed Cinthis in a sinkefoile shape,
Met with the Dogstarre on Saint Dauids day,
But sad Grimalkin[?] mumbling vp the Alpes,
Made fifteene fustian fumes of Pasticrust.
This was no sooner knowne at Amsterdam,
But with an Ethiopian Argosey,
Man'd with Flap-dragons[?], drinking vp sifreeze,
They past the purple gulfe of Basingstoke.
This being finisht, scarce to any end,
A full od number of iust sixteene dogs,
Drencht in a sulpher flame of scalding Ice,
[...]ung the Besonian W [...] pooles of Argeire,
Mixt with pragmaticall[?] potato Pies,
With[?] that I turn'd mine eares to see these things,
[...]nd on a Christall wall of Scarlet dye,
with mine eyes began to heare and note,
What[?] these succeding Verses might portend,
Which[?] furiously an Annabaptist squeak'd,
[...]he audieace deaflly[?] listning all the while.

A most learned-Lye, and Illite­rate Oration, in lame galloping Rime, fustianly pronounced by Nimshag, a Gimno­sophicall Phoolosopher, in the presence of Achit­tophell Smel-smocke, Annani-Asse Aretine, Iscariot Nabal, Fransiscus Ra-viliaco, Garnetto Iebusito, Guido Salpetro Fauexit Powderio, and many other graue Senators of Limbo. Translated out of the vulgar Lan­guage, of Terra Incognita, and is as materiall as any part of the Booke, the meaning where­of a blind man may see without Spectacles as well at midn [...]ght, as at noone day.

THe Story of Ricardo, and of Bindo,
Appear'd like Nylus, peeping through a Windo:
Which put the wandring Iew in much amazement,
In seeing such a voyce without the Cazement.
When loe a Bull (long nourish'd in Cocitus,
With sulphure hornes, sent by the Emp'rour Titus,
Ask'd a stigmatike Paraclesian question,
If Alexander euer lou'd Ephestion.
I seeing each to other were much aduerse,
In mirth and sport set downe their minds in sad verse,
Which as my braines with care haue coin'd & minted
With plenteous want of iudgement here tis printed,
But if Grimalkine take my line in dudgion,
The case is plaine, I pray good Readers iudge ye on,
[Page] That Esop that old fabulisticke Phrigian,
From the Nocturnall floud, or lake cal'd Stigian,
Came to the Court at Creete, clad like a Legate,
The Porter kindly to him open'd the-Gate,
He past through Plutoes Hall in Hell most horrid,
Where gnashing cold mixt with combustious torid,
Where all things that are good, and goodnes wanted,
Where plants of mans perdition still are planted,
Where Ghosts and Goblins all in sulphure suted,
And all the fiends like Cuckolds were cornuted.
At last he audience got in Plutoes presence,
And of his whole Embassage this was the-sence.
To thee Tartarian Monarch now my Rime-is,
And therefore marke my Prologue, or Imprimis,
Thou that in Limbo art as 'twere Rex Regnant,
Beare with my wit, which is not sharpe or pregnant,
I come from Houndsditch, Long-lane, & frō Bridewel,
Where all that haue liu'd ill, haue all not dide well,
Where as the Vices shew like Vertues Cardinall,
Where's mony store, and conscience very hard in all,
Through thy protection they are monstrous Thriuers,
Not like the Dutchmen in base Doytes and Stiuers,
For there you may see many a greedy grout-head,
Without or wit, or sence, almost without-head,
[Page] Held and esteem'd a man whose zeale is feruent,
And makes a shew as he were not your seruant.
To tell this newes I came from many a mile hence,
For we do know ther's ods 'twixt talke and silence,
With that the smug-fac'd Pluto shooke his vestment,
Deepe ruminating what the weighty Iest ment,
Calling to mind old Dodonaeus Hearball,
With Taciturnity and Actions verball,
Quoth he, I care for neither Friend or Kinsman,
Nor do I value honesty two pinnes man:
But 'tis a Maxime Mortals cannot hinder,
The doughty deedes of Wakesields huffe cap Pinder,
Are not so pleasant as the faire Aurora,
When Nimrod rudely plaid on his Bandora.
For 'tis not fit that any Turke or Persian,
Should in a Cloke-bag hide a feauer Tertian,
Because the Dog-starre in his cold Meridian,
Might arme himselfe in fury most quotidian.
With that most quicke a Pettifoggers tongue went,
(Well oild with Aureum, Argent, or such Vnguent,)
Is't fit (quoth he) here should be such incroachment,
By such whose fathers nere knew what a Coach ment,
Or shall their Scutchions fairely be endorsed,
Who riding backward iadishly were horsed,
[Page] For though in India it be rare and frequent,
Where to the wall most commonly the weake went,
Yet neither can the Soldan or the Sophy,
Shew any Presidents for such a Trophy.
By Rules of Logicke, he's a kinde a Catiue,
And makes no reckning of his Country natiue,
That doth with feeble[?] strength, loue with derision,
And without bloudshed makes a deepe incision.
Why should a man lay either life or lime ny,
To be endangered by a falling Chimney.
For though the prosecution may be quaintly,
Yet may the execution end but faintly,
Lets call to mind the famous acts of Hector,
When aged Ganimede carousing Nectar,
Did leaue the Greekes much matter to repine on.
Vntill the Woodden Horse of trusty Sinon,
Foald a whole litter of mad Colts in Harnesse,
As furious as the host of Hollophernes.
But to the purpose here's the long and and short ont,
All that is said, hath not beene much important,
Nor can it be that what is spoke is meant all,
Of any thing that happens accidentall,
We will examine wisely what the Foe sent,
And whether he be innocent or nocent.
[Page] In weighty matters lets not be too serious,
Ther's many an Eunuch hath bin thought venrious,
And 'tis a thing which often hath bin heard on,
That he that labours doth deserue his Guerdon,
Let vs the first precadent time examine,
Youle finde that hunger is the cause of famine,
The Birds in Summer that haue sweetely chirped,
Ere winter hath beene done haue beene extirped.
He may weare Robes, that nere knew what a Rag ment,
And he that feasts may fast without a fragment,
The end proues all, I care not for the Interim,
Time now that summers him, wil one day winter him.
To outward view, and Senses all exterier,
Amongst all fooles I neuer saw a verier,
Then he that doth his liberty prohibit,
To fall in danger of a fatall Iibbit.
Nor for this purpose here to talke come I,
How siluer may be mock't with Alcamie,
I oft haue heard that many a Hawke hath muted,
Whereby the Faulkners Clothes hath beene poluted.
This may be auoyded if the Knight Sir Reuerence,
Be wary with a negligent perseuerance:
For men of Iudement neuer thinke it decent,
To loue a stinking Pole-cat well for the sent.
[Page] But if a man should seriously consider,
Where Charity is fled, or who hath hid her,
He in the end would giue this worthy sentence,
The earth hath beene accursed since she went hence.
The Times are biting, and the dayes Caniculer,
And mischiefe girds about the Globes orbiculer,
How from the Country all the plaine Rusticity,
Liues by deceit, exiling plaine simplicity.
A face like Rubies mix'd with Allablaster,
Wastes much in Physicke, and her water-caster,
That whosoe're perceiues which way the stinke went,
May sent and sensure shee's a great delinquent.
Why should a Bawd be fur'd with Budge & Miniuer,
As if she were a Lady, or Queene Guiniuer?
When as perhaps ther's many a modest Matron,
Hath scarcely meate, or money, clothes or patron,
And wherefore should a man be growne so stupid,
To be a slaue to Venus or to Cupid,
Hee's but a foole that hoping for a vaine prize,
Being captiu'd can haue no baile or maine prize.
For he that hath no shift let him determine,
He shall be bitten with Fleas, Lice, or Vermine.
This being all his speeches Pia Mater,
He cal'd a Sculler, and would goe by water:
[Page] When straite the Stigian Ferriman a rare one,
Old amiable, currish curteous Caron,
Row'd with a whirle-wind through the Acheron ticke
And thence vnto the Azure Sea proponticke.
There Neptune in a burning blue Pauillion,
In state did entertaine this slow Postilion,
There Proteus in a Robe of twisted Camphire,
With a graue beard of monumentall Samphire,
Quoth he, shall we whose Ancestors were warre-like,
Whose rich Perfumes were only Leekes and Garlike,
Whose noble deedes nocturnall and diurnall,
Great Townes and Towers did topsie turuy turne all.
Shall all their valour be in vs extinguish'd,
Great Ioue forbid there should be such a thing wish'd,
Though Cleoprtra was Octauia's riuall,
It is a thing that we may well conniue all,
Amongst the Antients it is vndisputable,
That women and the winds were euer muteable,
And 'tis aprou'd where people are littigious,
There euery Epicure is not religious,
Old Oceamus knowing what they ment all,
Brought Zephirus vnto the Orientall,
And he by Argument would proue that loue is,
A thing that makes a wise man oft a Nouice:
[Page] For tis approu'd a Greyhound or a Beagle,
Were not ordain'd or made, to hunt the Eagle,
Nor can the nimblest Cat that came from Gottam▪
Search the profundity of Neptunes bottom.
Let roaring Cannons with the Welkin parley,
It's knowne good liquer may be made with Barley▪
And by experience many are assured,
Some grounds are fruitfull if they be manured.
For in the rudimens of health or sanity,
An arrant Whore is but a price of vanity:
Some men with fury will procrastinate,
And some with leaden speede make hast in at▪
But in conclusion many things impurely,
Dye in the Birth, and neuer end maturely,
The man that seeketh straying minds to weane all▪
From veniall vices, or offences penall:
Had he the forces of the Turkish Nauy,
He would lye downe at last and cry pecauy.
Of one thing I haue oftentimes tooke notice,
The foole that's old, and rich, much apt to dote is,
And by the light of Polux and of Castor,
A Woolfe in Shepheards weedes is no good Pastor,
Those that do liue a Commicke life by Magicke,
Their Sceanes in their Catastraphes are tragicke.
[Page] And that ore the World would be chiefe Primate,
May giue occasion for wise men to rime at,
Before men fell to wrangling disagreement,
A Lawyer vnderstood not what a fee meant:
It was a time when Guilt did feare no censure,
But loue, and peace, and charity was then sure.
Now fathers (for their bread dig and delue it,
The whilst the Satten Sonnes are lin'd with Veluet.
Thus do I make a hotch potch messe of Nonsence,
In darke Enigmaes, and strange sence vpon sence:
It is not foolish all, nor is it wise all,
Nor is it true in all, nor is it lies all.
I haue not shew'd my wits accute or fluent,
Nor told which way of late the wandring Iew went,
For mine owne part I neuer cared greatly,
(So I farewell) where those that dresse the meate lye.
A miserable Knaue may be close fisted,
And prodigall expence may be resisted,
I neither care what Tom, or Iacke, or Dick sed,
I am resolu'd, and my mind is fixed,
The case is not as he, or I, or you sed,
Truth must be found, and witnesses produced,
My care is, that no captious Reader beare hence,
My vnderstanding, wit, or reason here hence.
[Page] On purpose to no purpose I did write all,
And so at Noone, I bid you here good night all.
THen with a tuchbox of transalpine tarre,
Turning thrice round, and stirring not a iot,
He threw fiue tunne of red hot purple Snow,
Into a Pigmeis mouth, nine inches square,
Which straite with mellancholly mou'd,
Old Bombus[?] Burgomaster of Pickthatch,
That plunging through the Sea of Turneball streete▪
He safely did ariue at Smith field Barres.
Then did the Turnetripes on the Coast of France.
Catch fifteene hundred thousand Grashoppers,
With foureteene Spanish Needles bumbasted,
Poach'd with the Egges of fourescore Flanders Mares,
Mounted vpon the foote of Caucasus,
They whorld the footeball of conspiring fate,
And brake the shinnes of smugfac'd Mulciber[?],
With that grim Pluto all in Scarlet blue,
Gaue faire Proserpina a kisse of brasse,
At which all Hell danc'd Trenchmore in a string,
Whilst Acheron, and Termagaunt did sing,
[Page] The Mold-warpe all this while in white broth bath'd,
Did Carroll Didoes happinesse in loue,
Vpon a Gridiron made of Whiting-mops,
Vnto the tune of Iohn come kisse me now,
At which Auernus Musicke gan to rore,
Iuthron'd vpon a seate of three leau'd grasse,
Whilst all the Hibernian Kernes in multitudes,
Did feast with Shamerags stew'd in Vsquebagh.
At which a banquet made of Monopolies,
Tooke great disaste, because the Pillory
Was hunger-staru'd for want of Villaines eares,
Whom to relieue, there was a Mittimus,
Sent from Tartaria in an Oyster Boate,
At which the King of China was amaz'd,
And with nine graines of Rewbarbe stellified,
As low as to the altitude of shame,
He thrust foure Onions in a Candle-case,
And spoild the meaning of the worlds misdoubt,
Thus with a Dialogue of crimson starch,
I was inflamed with a num-cold fire,
Vpon the tenterhookes of Chalemaine,
The Dogstar howl'd, the Cat a Mountaine smil'd,
And Sisiphus dranke Muskadell and Egges,
In the horn'd hoofe of huge Bucephalus,
[Page] Time turn'd about, and shew'd me yesterday,
Clad in a Gowne of mourning had I wist,
The motion was almost too late they said,
Whilst sad dispaire made all the World starke mad,
They all arose, and I put vp my pen,
It makes no matter, where, why, how, or when.

Some sence at last to the learned.

YOu that in Greeke and Latine learned are,
And of the ancient Hebrew haue a share:
You that most rarely oftentimes haue sung,
In the French, Spanish or Italian tongue,
Here I in English haue imploid my pen,
To be read by the learnedst Englishmen,
Wherein the meanest Scholler plaine may see,
I vnderstand their tongues, as they do me.
FINIS.

Printed at London by N. O▪ 1622.

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