A true discouerie of diuers notable villanies practised by one Iudeth Philips the wife of Iohn Philips, of Crowne Alley in Bishops gate streete, the like was neuer in any age committed by a woman.
OF all the seuen deadly sinnes, there is none so common in this flourishing Realme of England, as is the gréeuous sin of Covetousnesse, for it is the roote of all iniquitie, the puddle of perdition, and the alluring bayt of hell, and that minde which is once drowned in the depth of that sin, is sold to eternall damnation, vnlesse the mercy of God raise him vp from that filthie and deuouring gulphe: for there is no sin committed vnder the cope of heauen, but one braunch of Couetousnesse is therein comprehended. As Vsury, what is it but the desire of gold, and hurding vp of wealth? What is Whoredome and Lecherie, but lust and desire of the flesh? What is Drunkennesse but Couetousnesse of wine? And what is Pride, Enuy, Fury, Theft, Murther, but the desires of the wicked minde? yea euery vice is cloaked vnder the winges of Couetousnesse. The théefe and robber both by sea and land, ventureth the hazarding of his life for couetousnesse of wealth: yea all creatures which beare life, in some sort cou [...]t after vnlawfull things. Lucifer that once was an Angel of brightnesse, through his pride coueted to sitte in the bright celestiall throne of God, for which he was cast from heauen, and [Page 4]made an Angell of darkenesse. Wée may reade how Iezabell for coueting poore Nabothes Vineyard, for the which, by the iust iudgements of God shée was deuoured of filthy Dogges. Therefore the sinne of Couetousnesse is so ha [...] nous before the face of heauen, that God in his tenth commaundement strickly doeth charge vs to forsake all vnlawfull couetousnesse, by these wordes; Thou shalt not couet thy neighbors house, thou shalt not couet thy neighbors wife, nor his seruaunt, nor his mayde, nor his oxe, nor his asse, nor anie thing that is his. Which precept, if men woulde aduisedly and carefully looke into, and with their true endeuoures séeke to followe it, we should not haue in this our Realme of Englande, and especially in this famous Cittie of London, so many badde and notorious members yearely cut off by the Quéenes maiesties Lawes as wée continually haue. Which spectacle, wée haue once euerie moneth to see and beholde, to the great heartes griefe of all her maiesties louing subiectes: but yet men are gracelesse and wilfully minded, and will not be warned, nor take example by the downfal of others: some are so idlely brought vp, that they can nor will endure no labour; and some are so haughtie and proud minded, that they scorne to bende their neckes to the yoake of others, and liue honestly, in taking paines for their liuings, but studie and deuise night and day how they may frawdulently and deceitfully better their estates by the sweate of other mens browes, for now a dayes, theft, cosonage, robberies, and vnlawfull practises are so common, that not onely men, but women and children, striue with studying and busie braines, how to compasse and bring to passe many cunning sleites and pollicies, to deceiue the world. As by an example here following, is truly described by a woman, the mirror and mappe of all cosonage and deceit, whereat all modest women may blush, and euerie true meaning man may smile at the folly of the worlde.
Pardon my penne, you modest Dames and graue Matrons, [Page 5]it shall no way impaire your honourable Sexe, but truly imblazen to the worlde, the cousoning deuises of a shamelesse woman, whose name and conuersation hereafter followeth.
This is to let you vnderstand, that in the moneth of Ianuary last past, in the famous Cittie of London, one Iudeth Philips the wife of Iohn Philips, by occupation a Cun-maker, now dwelling in Crown Alley in Bishops gate stréet, was brought before her Matesties Justices of peace at the Sessions house in olde Baily, and there was indited vpon cosonage, where shée confessed the truth of all her practises, before the honourable Lords of the bench. But know gentle Reader, before I vndertake to explaine the truth of all her practises done here in London, I will first in most ample manner, set foorth to the view of the worlde, a notable villany committed by this cunning and fine witted woman, in the village of Vpsborne in Hampshire, in distaunce seuen myles or thereaboutes from VVinchester.
This Iudeth Philips before times hauing another husband named Pope, being an honest poore man of a good conuersation and well beloued amongst his neighbours, but this his wife not contented with his poore estate of liuing, vppon a certaine time tooke an occasion to goe away from him, and purposed to séeke some other course for maintenance of her liuing, so trauelling along the West parts of Englande, it was her chaunce to remaine for a certaine space in the parish of Vpsbrne, a Towne seituate and being in Hampeshire, and there practised many cousoning sleites and deuises to deceiue the simpler sort of people in the Countrey: Onely shée betooke her selfe to the profession of a cunning woman, a Fortune teller, and those which shée knew did abounde in wealth, shée daily sought meanes to bring into a fooles paradice, and by one deuice or [Page 6]other, cozen them of some store of Crownes. Not far from this Towne, there was dwelling a wealthy churle, (whose name I here omit) that was somewhat fantasticall and giuen to beléeue euery tale he heard, which Churles wealth whetted so the desire of this woman, that she deuised a subtill practise to haue a share out of his Cofers. First to bring her purpose to effect, she enquired secretly of his neighbors of what condition and conuersation this myzer and his wife were of, and in what state the maner of his liuing lay, likewise she vnderstood, that this Churle was in sute of lawe about a péece of ground, with one sir William Kingsman, a worshipfull Knight in Hamshire, which being done, this Iudeth Philips one euening very late went into the backe side of this mans house, where vnder a hollow holly frée she buried an angell of gold, and sixe pence in white mony, and then returned home to her lodging againe for y e night: But the next day after, she walked by the Churles house, and it fortuned that his wife sat at her doore to take the fresh aire, and so when this cunning witted woman sawe her time, stood still, and lookt very wishly vpon her, which made the Churles wife to maruell much, that a strange woman whom she neuer saw before, should looke vpon her so stedfastly, which caused her to demaund wherefore she lookt so earnestly in her face? O mistresse said this Iudeth Philips, you are the fortunates woman I saw this many a day, for in your browes I sée good fortune sit, haue you not (said she) a hollow holly trée standing near vnto your house, with certaine wéedes growing about the roote? we haue (answered the mizers wife) and what of that? O mistresse said this woman then, if I might speake with your husband, and if hée be like you in the face, you will come to be excéeding rich, for vnder that hollow trée there is great store of treasure hid, come in (then said she) and thou shalt see my husband: but when this woman came into the place where her husband was, she likewise lookt him strangely in the face, and told him that she knew by certaine signes in his forehead, [Page 7]that he was in sute of lawe with some great man of that country, and how he should preuaile in his sute. Also she told him, if he would be at some charge, she would bring him to great summes of gold and siluer, that was hidden about his grounds, to whom the man being some what couetous said; If I might first sée something of thy skill, I will be at any charge thou wilt, but first tell me what thou art, and from whence thou cammest? I am said this Iudeth, an English woman borne, but come new from the Pope, and knowe more of his mind then any woman in the world: to confirm her words for truth, she tooke her oath vpon the Bible how that she came from the Pope: which was true, for her husbands name as then was Pope, which being done, she tooks him by the hand and led him to the roote of the hollow trée, where she caused him to dig till he found some gold, which was the angell and the sixe pence, which the night before she closely hid, this brought the couetous Churle into such a conceit, that he promised to giue her whatsoeuer she desired, so that her promise might be performed: then she demaunded of him for her paines, fouretéene pounds, whereat he grumbled to lose so great a gub at one time, yet at last the hope of the treasure hidden vnder the trée made him to consent, and so with spéede gaue this woman fouretéene poundes in ready gold and siluer. Then said this woman, now must I haue the largest chamber in your house behūg with the finest linnen you can get, so that nothing about your chamber but white linnen cloth be séen, then must you set fiue candelsticks in fiue seuerall places in your Chamber, and vnder euery candelsticke you must put an angel of gold, all which was done as she required: and likewise said she, you must also get a saddle and a bridle with two new girths thereunto; all which the couetous churle performed in hope to attaine to great wealth: then this Iudeth caused him and his wife to go into the yard, where she set the saddle on his back, and theron girteth it fast with two new girths, and also put a bridle vpon his head, all which being [Page 8]done, she gat vppon his backe in the saddle, and so rid him thrée times betwixt the chamber & the holly trée, then said this cosoning queane, you must lye thrée houres one by an other groueling on your bellies vnder this trée, & stir not I charge you, vntill I come backe againe, for I must go into the Chamber to méete the Quéene of Fairies and welcome her to that holy and vnspotted place, so this churle and his wife were left quaking in the colde, casting many a long looke for the comming of this woman, but she in the meane time tooke downe all the fine linnen clothes from the wals of the chamber and wrapt them vp close in a bundle, and all the gold from vnder the candelsticks, and put them into her purse, then putting her selfe into a faire white smock, somewhat disguised, with a thing on her head all white, and a stick in her hand, she appeared vnto him and his wife, vsing some valliance, as old wiues say, spirits with night spelles do, she vanished away, and againe entered the chamber where her packe laie ready, and so roundly went away, leauing the churle and his wife in their cold lodging, but whē the poore foole sawe the time expired, and his exspected woman did not return, he got him vp and cast off his saddle and bridle, being halfe dead with colde, retired into the chamber where he supposed to haue found this cunning woman talking with the Quéene of Fairies, but when he entered his chamber, and saw both his linnen and his gold conuaide away, fel into such a perplexity of mind, as though he had bin distraight of his wits: one while gréeuing for the losse of his fouretéene pounds, another while, for the abuse of his good name, likewise for the penance and disgrace she put him and his wife vnto, the base and rediculous maner of his sadling, his cold lodging and weary time spent vnder the trée, to his vtter infamy and shame. And lastly, the losse of his pure and fine linnen, but yet he dissembled his griefe in such order, that his neighbors had no suspition therof, so in all haste, hée take horse, and road to VVinchester, being in distance seauen miles from the towne where he dwelt, and there certified [Page 9]a kinsman of his, of all the actions before happened: to betwixt this Churle and his kinsman, they made hew and try after her, by which this deceitfull woman was taken, and conueyed to prison, where she remained vntil the great Assises came: and for the same was arraigned before the right honorable my Lord Anderson, the Lord chief Iustice of the Common place vnder her Maiestie by his Office, before whom, she confessed her selfe guiltie of all these aforesaid practises, and there receiued such deserued punishment as the law would permit. But this shamelesse woman-regarding neither her publike disgrace, nor the punishments of heauen inflicted vpon all such gracelesse liuers, putting off the garment of shamefastnesse, and forgetting her selfe to haue done any such thing, drownde her selfe in the sea of all vices, and the gulphe of all outragious mischiefes: for she after this, growing carelesse of her good name, fell into company of two certaine bad minded men, of the same condition and quallitie she was on, whose names I here omit: but the one of them was in his former time, by trade a silkweauer, but leauing that [...]o [...]st course of liuing, betooke himselfe to a very wicked disposition, as to build the state of his liuing vpon cosonage, and to blind the eies of the world, goes in the habit of a Lawier all in black, like a ciuill Gentleman. The other fine witted companion, in the attire of a Country Gentleman, I will not say, he dwels at Borden in Kent, nor his wife is the owner of a fewe Chery-trées, the onely staie and maintenance of both their liuings, but to be plaine, these two Caterpillers P. and V. like Wolues in shéepes cloathing, feedes vpon the blouds of many innocent lambes, who knowing a woman, her husband being dead, and she left a rich widow, and in the way of marriage, wold neuer cease pondering in their craftie brains, till they were throughly acquainted with her, and so by one sly deuise or other, ouerreach her for som part of hir substance, they made her beléeue, they could help her to a husband of mightie renenewes and great wealth, where at last she found them [Page 10]but Caterpillers to liue vpon her labors. As for example, the notable péece of villany committed betwixt these two counterfeit gentlemen P. and V. and this cosoning woman Iudith Philips, of a Trype wife, lately dwelling on the back side of S. Nicholas shambles in London, as it was truly noted at the arraignment of the said Iudith Philips, the 14. of February last past, 1594. at the Se [...]ions house in the old Baily, before my Lord Anderson, and others of her Maiesties Iustices, and likewise word by word, as the said Iudith confest it her selfe in the prison of Newgate, where she now remaineth.