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01 I , JOANNE . $
02 I , ELISE . $
03 I , ANN . $
01 DO SOLEMNLY PROMISE . $
02 03 DO SOLEMNLY PROMISE . $
01 FOR AS LONG AS I KNOW ELISE AND ANN . $
02 FOR AS LONG AS I KNOW JOANNE AND ANN . $
03 FOR AS LONG AS I KNOW JOANNE AND ELISE . $
01 TO ABSTAIN FROM ALL FORMS AND VARIETIES OF SEXUAL INTERCO
URSE . $
02 03 ALL FORMS AND VARIETIES OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE . $
01 TO KEEP MY BODY INTACT IN ORDER TO REGISTER MY PROTEST AG
AINST THE WAY OUR SOCIETY IS RUN BY MEN FOR MEN WHOSE AIM IS
 THE SUBJUGATION OF THE FEMALE AND THE ENSLAVEMENT OF THE WO
RKING WOMAN . $
02 03 THE WORKING WOMAN . $
01 ALL FORMS OF SEX I THEREFORE DENY MYSELF IN ORDER TO WORK
 TOWARDS THE ESTABLISHMENT OF A TRULY SOCIALIST SOCIETY . $
03 OH , COME ON . $
01 WHAT ? $
03 I 'VE COME ALONG WITH YOU SO FAR , BUT ... SOCIALIST SOCI
ETY ! $
01 ALL RIGHT , YOU MAY DISSENT AT THIS POINT , BUT THE ESSEN
TIAL COMMITMENT IS MADE . $
ALL SEX I DENY . $
03 CAN WE NOT DROP THE SUBJECT NOW ONCE AND FOR ALL ? $
02 NO-ONE 'S GOING TO TEST OUR DETERMINATION ANYWAY . $
01 IS THERE ANY COFFEE ? $
03 NO . $
NO-ONE 'S GOING TO BE MUCH DEPRIVED . $
02 IT 'S NOT AS IF WE EVER SAW MEN EXCEPT PARENTS , AND IT '
S VERY UNLIKELY WE 'LL EVER SEE ANY MORE OF THOSE . $
03 IT WASN'T REALLY THAT BAD . $
01 IT WAS A DISASTER . $
03 THEY WERE A LITTLE CONSCIOUS OF THE LACK OF NUMBERS . $
WHO WOULDN'T ? $
A CHILL IN THE AIR OF GREAT HALL . $
01 THE SINGING OF THE INTERNATIONALE SHOULD HAVE WARMED THEM
 UP . $
03 THAT WAS A SINGULARLY SILLY GESTURE ON YOUR PART . $
NOBODY KNEW THE TUNE ANYWAY . $
BUT YOUR STUPIDITY AT LEAST MANAGED TO UNITE THEM . $
WE 'VE BEEN THROUGH THE VERY WORST THAT WE CAN KNOW , AND NO
W IT 'LL BE TIME TO REBUILD . $
01 WHEN ROBINSON CRUSOE LANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND , HIS FIRS
T INSTINCT WAS TO CREATE A PERFECT EMBRYO OF THE SOCIETY HE
HAD ESCAPED FROM . $
03 THANK YOU , JOANNE , BUT CAN WE LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF THI
S ? $
WE WILL BUILD A NEW SORT OF SCHOOL WHERE WHAT PEOPLE FEEL FO
R PEOPLE WILL BE THE BASIS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIPS . $
NO POLITICS . $
01 IN BUNUEL'S VERSION - 1952 , I THINK , ANYWAY HIS MEXICAN
 PERIOD , THE PART OF ROBINSON CRUSOE WAS PLAYED BY ... $
02 COAST 'S CLEAR . $
THEY 'VE GONE . $
01 THE PART OF CRUSOE WAS PLAYED BY ... $
02 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE SHUT UP . $
03 LET 'S NOT TALK LIKE THAT . $
01 YOU STARTED IT . $
03 WHAT 'S THE POINT ? $
01 SHE WAS GETTING AT ME . $
03 DIVIDED WE FALL . $
02 I 'VE NEARLY FINISHED ANOTHER BOOTEE . $
ITS LITTLE FEET ARE GOING TO LOOK SO SWEET . $
03 LOVELY . $
01 ALL YOU NEED NOW IS A FUCK . $
02 I 'M SITTING HERE AND OFTEN I STOP AND THINK PERHAPS I 'V
E SEEN MY VERY LAST MAN . $
03 TRADESMEN . $
02 I MEAN REAL MEN . $
I CAN 'T QUITE GRASP WHAT THAT MEANS . $
ANN , JOANNE , IMAGINE IT . $
01 TREMENDOUS . $
02 NO MORE MEN . $
01 THE IDEAL . $
03 WE 'RE PERFECTLY WELL USED TO IT . $
I 'VE BEEN TWO YEARS WITHOUT NOW AND I TELL YOU I FEEL BETTE
R . $
02 YOU DON'T LOOK ANY BETTER . $
03 I EAT BETTER . $
02 REPULSIVE . $
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03 I 'VE TAKEN OFF WEIGHT AND I DON'T HAVE MY SKIN TROUBLE A
NY LONGER . $
01 STOP BUGGERING ABOUT , YOU VILE LITTLE CHILD . $
03 I DON'T DOUBT , ELISE , THAT MEN WILL SOME TIME REAPPEAR
IN YOUR LIFE . $
01 THAT 'S BETTER . $
03 AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY . $
BUT UNTIL THEN WE MUST SPEND THE TIME CREATIVELY . $
02 HURRAH . $
03 WE WILL BUILD A NEW BRACKENHURST . $
01 WHEN ROBINSON CRUSOE LANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND HIS FIRST
INSTINCT ... $
03 WELL , WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? $
01 DO AS YOU LIKE . $
YOU 'RE IN CHARGE . $
03 YOU FIND IT SO EASY TO CRITICISE . $
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? $
01 I DON'T KNOW . $
03 REALLY ? $
ELISE ? $
02 WHAT ? $
03 DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE THINKING ? $
02 MM . $
01 TAKE THAT THING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH . $
03 THERE 'S NO TIME TO BE LOST . $
01 INCIDENTALLY , I 'M FED UP WITH MY ROOM . $
03 YOUR ROOM WILL BE SEEN TO . $
01 WHEN I WAS A PROJECTIONIST ... $
02 WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW . $
01 DO YOU KNOW THE LAST FILM I SAW ? $
02 ' TOUCH OF EVIL . ' $
ORSON WELLES , 1957 . $
01 STUPID TO CLAIM IT 'S A GREAT FILM , BUT IT DOES CONTAIN
THE MOST WONDERFUL CAMERA-WORK . $
02 THE LAST FILM I SAW WAS ' LOOK AT LIFE ' . $
03 I HAVEN'T BEEN FOR YEARS . $
02 CALLED ' LOADS ON ROADS ' . $
01 THAT 'S LATE '68 ' LOOK AT LIFE ' . $
NOT A VERY GREAT PERIOD AT ALL . $
VERY FACILE CAMERA-WORK . $
02 I ENJOYED IT . $
01 CRAP . $
02 I THOUGHT IT ASSURED . $
01 I THOUGHT IT CRAP . $
02 I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME . $
01 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO GET AT ? $
03 AND I NEVER SAW IT . $
02 YOU 'D HAVE LIKED IT , ANN . $
01 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE ? $
03 GIRLS , MY GIRLS . $
01 OH YES . $
03 GET INTO THE CLASS . $
01 WHO 'S TEACHING ? $
02 I AM . $
03 WHY AREN'T YOU IN THERE ? $
02 I 'VE GIVEN THEM READING . $
I PUT THAT BOSSY ONE IN CHARGE . $
03 IS THAT THE SIGN OF A GOOD SCHOOLTEACHER ? $
02 WE 'RE APPALLING SCHOOLTEACHERS . $
03 COME , COME . $
01 ARE YOU GOING TO TEACH ? $
02 NO . $
01 I THINK I WILL , THEN . $
03 I WON'T HAVE THAT SAID . $
02 WHY HAVE WE ONLY GOT EIGHT PUPILS THEN ? $
03 ELEVEN PAID . $
02 EIGHT STAYED . $
03 THE EIGHT ARE VERY HAPPY . $
02 FREAKS . $
03 YOU 'RE AS RESPONSIBLE AS ANYONE . $
02 AGREED . $
03 THOUGH NOT AS RESPONSIBLE AS HER . $
02 SHE 'S NOT HARMING ANYONE . $
03 SHE 'S HARMING MY GIRLS . $
MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS . $
I 'M SENTIMENTAL PERHAPS BUT I DO THINK GIRLS SHOULD BE SPAR
ED HER SORT OF NONSENSE . $
02 IT DOES THEM GOOD . $
03 STOP EXPRESSING YOUR OPINIONS . $
THEY DON'T HELP . $
02 LEAVE OFF . $
03 YOU 'RE SUCH A HOPELESS PERSON . $
AS A PERSON . $
DON'T YOU WISH ANYTHING FOR YOURSELF ? $
02 IN THE WORDS OF ISADORA DUNCAN , I WOULD LIKE TO BE REMEM
BERED AS A GREAT DANGER BUT I FEAR I WILL ONLY BE REMBERED A
S A GOOD BANG . $
THAT 'S ALL . $
THE WHOLE THING CAN PROBABLY BE BLAMED ON SOME CHILDHOOD VIT
AMIN DEFICIENCY . $
OR A GREAT RUSH OF AIR TO MY LEGS THAT SUCKS MEN TO ME . $
I 'M CHILLY . $
03 IT IS CHILLY . $
02 STOP STARING AT ME . $
03 WINDOW . $
DO YOU THINK THINGS ARE VERY FAR GONE ? $
02 OF COURSE . $
03 THE PARENTS WERE NOT IMPRESSED . $
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JOANNE'S PLANS ? $
02 RIDICULOUS . $
03 SHE 'S RENAMED HER STUDY THE WOMEN'S LIBERATION WORKSHOP
. $
SHE SAYS SHE 'S TEACHING DIALECTICS THIS WEEK INSTEAD OF GYM
 . $
02 YOU 'LL HAVE TO FIGHT BACK . $
03 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY PLANS ? $
02 HOPELESSLY NAIVE . $
03 I LIKE THE IDEA OF A NEW CRICKET PAVILION . $
02 HOPELESS OPTIMISM . $
03 I 'D LIKE A NEW ROW OF BATHS . $
02 HOPELESS INCOMPETENCE . $
03 THEY 'RE CURRENTLY FILTHY , $
02 THE GIRLS TELL ME THEY FIND IT EXCITING TO SMOKE CIGARETT
ES IN THEIR BATHS , THE HEIGHT OF DECADENCE . $
03 I 'D PREFER YOU DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THE GIRLS SMOKING IN FR
ONT OF ME . $
02 YOU KNOW THEY SMOKE . $
03 I DO NOT KNOW THEY SMOKE . $
I DON'T KNOW THAT AT ALL . $
AND IF THEY DO , ELISE , I WANT IT REPORTED TO ME PROPERLY ,
 NOT SLIPPED INTO OUR CONVERSATION BY SUBTERFUGE . $
I 'M ONLY TRYING MY BEST . $
THERE ARE SIXTEEN TOO MANY MILK BOTTLES COMING EVERY DAY . $
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR NINE DAYS . $
THERE ARE 144 SPARE BOTTLES OF MILK IN VARIOUS SHADES OF CHE
ESE . $
02 JOANNE IS DOMESTIC SCIENCE . $
03 JOANNE IS . $
02 SHE 'S A CONSTANT REPROACH . $
03 I 'VE TOLD HER . $
02 I TOLD HER TO LOVE LIFE . $
IF YOU COME TO BRACKENHURST UNUSED , YOU ARE SURE TO BE UNUS
ED FOR LIFE . $
03 IT 'S NOT THAT BAD . $
FANCY A GAME ? $
02 THANK YOU , NO . $
03 JUST BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOSE . $
02 I LOSE AT ALL THE GAMES I PLAY FROM PING-PONG UPWARDS AND
 AT BRACKENHURST AS THERE 'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO IT MAKES FOR
 A VERY FINE TIME . $
03 AND THAT . $
AND THAT . $
AND THAT . $
02 IF THE GOVERNORS SEE FIT TO CLOSE THE SCHOOL , WE 'LL ALL
 BE OUT OF A JOB . $
03 AND THAT . $
02 ARE THEY ALL RELATIONS OF YOURS ? $
03 MOSTLY . $
02 LOOK AT THIS DRESS . $
DO YOU THINK IT SUITS ME ? $
03 I 'VE SEEN IT SO OFTEN I CAN'T TELL . $
02 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A MODEL . $
I WOULD HAVE SHOWN CLOTHES TO ADVANTAGE . $
I WOULD HAVE LOVED IT . $
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ACTRESS . $
' THOU KNOW'ST THE MASK OF NIGHT IS ON MY FACE ELSE WOULD A
MAIDEN BLUSH BEPAINT MY CHEEK FOR THAT WHICH THOU HAS'T HEAR
D ME SPEAK TONIGHT . ' $
ACTING . $
THAT WAS ACTING . $
O DESDEMONA ] $
03 LOOK , I THINK IT 'S ALL IN , COME AND SEE . $
02 WHERE ? $
IT LOOKS VERY NICE . $
03 IT 'S TAKEN ME FOUR HOURS THAT . $
THE CHILDREN NEED COLOUR TO HELP THEM LEARN . $
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02 WHY DON'T YOU GET RID OF JOANNE ? $
03 I AM RESPONSIBLE AS MUCH TO MY STAFF AS TO THE CHILDREN I
N MY CARE . $
I HAVE TO THINK ON EVERYONE'S BEHALF . $
YOU 'RE MEANT TO BE TEACHING . $
WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ? $
01 I GOT BORED . $
YOUR CHILDREN ARE SO STUPID . $
I WAS READING SCHOPENHAUER AT TEN BUT THIS LOT CAN'T MANAGE
AN ALPHABET . $
03 WHO 'S LOOKING AFTER THEM ? $
01 I LEFT THAT BOSSY ONE IN CHARGE - LUCRETIA BOURGEOIS AS I
 CALL HER . $
SHE 'S LOVING IT . $
03 YOU 'RE THE WORST OF THE LOT . $
01 THERE 'S A DOG , INCIDENTALLY , CRAPPING ON YOUR TENNIS C
OURTS . $
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME . $
02 RUBBISH . $
01 YOU CHANGED THE SUBJECT . $
02 I BET THERE 'S NOTHING ON THE COURTS . $
01 FLABBY COW . $
THE JERK . $
GO AND LOOK . $
02 DOESN'T BOTHER ME . $
01 FLABBY COW . $
02 CHILD . $
01 TIT . $
WITHERED TIT . $
02 WELL ? $
03 THERE 'S NOTHING THERE . $
01 YOU 'VE HARDLY LOOKED . $
03 I 'VE LOOKED ENOUGH . $
01 THE DOG 'S PROBABLY GONE BY NOW BUT I DOUBT IF THE CRAP W
ILL HAVE FLED . $
03 I 'VE LOOKED ONCE . $
01 TAKE A PROPER LOOK . $
03 NO . $
01 DO YOU WANT TO WARP MY DEVELOPMENT OR SOMETHING ?
03 O.K. $
02 WHAT 'S OUT THERE ? $
01 IF SHE CAN'T SEE IT , THAT 'S HER PROBLEM . $
02 INVENTION . $
01 IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS , ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE . $
THE ASCENDANT TRIUMPH OF THE MIND . $
THE BATTLE PITCHED IN HEAVEN AND IN HELL . $
02 YOU MEAN THERE 'S NOTHING OUT THERE ? $
01 YOU MUST ALLOW FOR THINGS BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING . $
02 YOU MEAN THERE 'S NOTHING OUT THERE . $
01 THE INNER EYE . $
02 YOU DON'T IMPRESS ME WITH THESE ANTICS AND YOU ONLY LOSE
THE SYMPATHY OF ANN . $
01 THE REVOLUTIONARY CONSCIOUSNESS - MY OWN - ADMITS OF NO L
IMITATION TO POSSIBLE FIELDS OF VISION . $
THE WORLD IS INFINITE . $
AS SOON AS ANYTHING MAY BE SAID TO HAVE REVOLUTIONARY ESSENC
E , IT MAY BE SAID TO EXIST . $
02 DO DOG'S STOOLS HAVE REVOLUTIONARY ESSENCE ? $
01 THE CASE OF THE DOGSHIT IS MARGINAL AND PARTICULAR . $
03 WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS ? $
YOU SEND ME HUNTING ... I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU . $
01 THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT YOU I DISLIKE . $
03 LET 'S SIMPLY TALK ABOUT IT . $
01 IT 'S THERE IF YOU LOOK FOR IT . $
03 I DON'T KNOW . $
01 THIS IS A WOMAN'S WORLD . $
02 AGAIN ! $
03 NOTHING TO DO WITH IT . $
01 I 'M SICK OF YOU STAMPING ABOUT LIKE A MAN GONE WRONG . $
02 SO WHAT ? $
01 IF MEN REAPPEAR , IF WE NEVER SEE MEN AGAIN AT BRACKENHUR
ST , THEY WILL HAVE BE FEY IMITATIONS OF WOMEN TO MAKE ANY I
MPACT AT ALL . $
LET ME TELL YOU THIS - $
02 AGAIN . $
01 NO , REALLY , LISTEN . $
BRACKENHURST INCHES THE WORLD FORWARD . $
BRACKENHURST IS SEXUAL PURITY . $
BRACKENHURST IS THE COMMUNITY OF WOMEN . $
NOTHING IS POINTED , NOTHING PERVERTS . $
02 SHE 'S OFF HER TINY TITS . $
03 POLITICS AGAIN . $
I 'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT POLITICS . $
01 I 'M TALKING ABOUT WOMEN BEING WOMEN . $
02 THERE ARE SOME THINGS A WOMAN DOESN'T TALK ABOUT . $
01 YES ? $
02 AND HER RIGHTS ARE ONE . $
03 HER RIGHTS IS ONE . $
01 I 'M TALKING ABOUT WOMEN BEING REALLY WOMEN , BEING DIFFE
RENT FROM MEN . $
03 WHEN I EDITED MY SCHOOL MAGAZINE , WE MADE THE RULE YOU C
OULD WRITE ABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANTED EXCEPT SEX , RELIGION A
ND POLITICS . $
I 'VE TRIED TO STICK TO THAT RULE IN LIFE . $
01 AND THE DOG'S CRAP ? $
03 THE ORIGINAL POINT . $
01 YES . $
03 WASN'T THERE . $
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RESPECT AT ALL . $
01 IT WAS THERE . $
03 THERE ARE OLD-FASHIONED VALUES AND DISCIPLINE IS ONE . $
01 PLEASE LOOK AGAIN . $
03 IF YOU PEOPLE WASH AWAY THE OLD-FASHIONED VALUES , WHAT H
APPENS TO THE OLD-FASHIONED PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO BELIEVE IN
THEM . $
02 YOU 'RE NOT OLD-FASHIONED . $
03 THERE ARE PEOPLE RIDING ON THE BACK OF THOSE VALUES . $
YOU CAN'T SHOOT THE HORSE AWAY FROM UNDER THEM . $
02 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE . $
01 I 'VE LONG SINCE LOST TRACK . $
03 IF I CAN'T DISCIPLINE MY STAFF INTO ABANDONING SUPERFICIA
L LEFTWING FEMINIST NONSENSE - $
01 THE POINT OF THE CONVERSATION ... $
02 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY VALUES . $
01 I 'M TRYING TO GET THROUGH TO YOU . $
03 YOU 'RE JUST USING ME . $
01 FORGET IT . $
03 IT 'S NOT THERE . $
I 'VE COMBED THE GROUND . $
01 THANK YOU . $
02 HOW DID WE GET INTO THIS CONVERSATION ? $
01 FORGET IT . $
03 FEMINIST NONSENSE . $
01 YOU 'VE NEVER LISTENED , HOW DO YOU KNOW ? $
03 IN THREE WEEKS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE GOVERNORS COMES TO INS
PECT AND WE 'RE FAR FROM READY . $
02 WE OUGHT TO HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL TO SHOW HER . $
03 LET 'S PAINT THE HALL . $
01 ARE YOU DETERMINED TO IGNORE ME ? $
03 OH , SHUT UP . $
01 I WON'T BE IGNORED . $
02 DOES SHE KNOW THERE ARE ONLY EIGHT PUPILS ? $
03 EVERYONE KNOWS . $
02 COULD WE KEEP IT FROM HER ? $
DOES SHE KNOW WE 'VE LOST THE ROYAL CHILD ? $
03 EVERYONE KNOWS . $
01 IT LEFT A DAMN SIGHT BETTER OFF . $
03 IT HARDLY PROFITED FROM THE PARTICULAR TRICK YOU TAUGHT I
T . $
01 EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW . $
03 WHAT YOU TAUGHT THAT CHILD WAS NOT ON THE SYLLABUS . $
IT WAS NOT ROYAL EITHER . $
01 ROYAL CHILDREN ARE JUST THE SAME AS ANY OTHERS . $
THEY SHOULD KNOW HOW TO MASTURBATE . $
IT 'S INSTINCTIVE . $
03 IF IT 'S INSTINCTIVE , YOU DIDN'T NEED TO INDUCE IT . $
01 I DID NOT DEMONSTRATE , NOR DID I MAKE ANY PHYSICAL GESTU
RE OF DEMONSTRATION . $
I LENT IT SOME ELEMENTARY LITERATURE . $
03 PUT ABOUT BY YOUR BLOODY FEMINISTS . $
01 MASTURBATION IS THE ONLY FORM OF SEXUAL EXPRESSION LEFT T
O THE AUTHENTIC WOMAN . $
03 I DON'T SEE THE VALUE OF THE ACT . $
01 THERE ARE THREE OF US HERE . $
FOR FIVE HUNDRED , FIVE THOUSAND , FIVE MILLION YEARS , THE
INFERIOR SEX , THE SEX USED , USED FOR THEIR SEX : THE FINGE
RS OF THE NATION SIDLING FOR THE CLIT , FINGERS OF POWER AND
 OF GOVERNMENT . $
AT BRACKENHURST THERE ARE ONLY WOMEN . $
BRACKENHURST IS A NEW WAY OF LIFE . $
02 BRACKENHURST HAS EVERYTHING BUT MEN . $
01 EXACTLY . $. $
BRACKENHURST INCHES THE WORLD FORWARD . $
HERE AT LEAST IS A PURE IDEAL . $
NO MEN . $
03 THERE ARE NO MEN HERE BECAUSE THEY MIGHT SAVAGE THE CHILD
REN . $
IT 'S NOTHING TO DO WITH SEXUAL ABSTINENCE . $
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02 I 'M A NORMAL SORT OF WOMAN . $
03 I WANT THIS TO BE A TIGHT-KNIT COMMUNITY . $
02 I AM NORMAL . $
01 THIS IS THE BATTLE-GROUND OF THE FUTURE . $
FROM THE START THERE WERE THOSE WHO SAID MARRY , INFILTRATE
, GET IN THERE , AND A DIFFERENT CROWD WHO ARGUED - SEPARATE
 , THE DIVORCE IS TOTAL . $
IT 'S BETWEEN INTERCOURSE OR ISOLATION . $
I FAVOUR ISOLATION . $
AFTER BLACK POWER , WOMAN POWER . $
03 DISORDER ! $
IF I CATCH ANYONE TALKING , I 'LL HAVE THEM ON OATS AND WATE
R FOR A WEEK . $
02 THAT BOSSY ONE CAN'T KEEP ORDER . $
03 ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT YOU LOST US OUR BEST PUPIL . $
01 THE CHILD HAD ASKED TO BE TAKEN AWAY LONG BEFORE IT WANKE
D ITSELF OFF . $
03 DON'T BE SO VULGAR . $
01 I READ THE LETTER IT WROTE A WEEK BEFORE IT LEFT . $
I SAID MUMMY THE DORMITORY WALLS ARE WET AND I WANT OUT OF T
HIS HOLE . $
03 CRUEL . $
REALLY . $
02 SHE WAS PECULIARLY OUR OWN . $
01 SHE PAID THE FEES . $
03 HER MOTHER PAID . $
01 HER MOTHER WAS A FOOL . $
03 HER MOTHER WAS A QUEEN . $
02 HER FATHER WAS A BIT ODD . $
01 HER FATHER WAS A POOF . $
HE 'S THE ONLY ONE I ADMIRE IN THIS WHOLE ROTTEN BUSINESS .
$
02 IT WAS YOUR FAULT . $
01 I HATE CHILDREN ANYWAY . $
02 THEY SENSE THAT . $
01 THEY HATE ME . $
03 THEY THINK YOU 'RE WORKING CLASS . $
01 I AM WORKING CLASS . $
02 CHELTENHAM'S ONLY MEMBER OF THE WORKING CLASS . $
01 IT DOESN'T MEAN I 'M NOT . $
03 NO MORE POLITICS . $
I 'VE HAD ENOUGH . $
02 IF YOU 'RE WORKING CLASS , I 'M BRIGITTE BARDOT . $
01 WE 'RE ALL IN THE SAME FRIG . $
02 AND OTHER PLATITUDES . $
01 WILL YOU STOP GETTING AT ME ? $
02 I WON'T LET YOU REST UNTIL ... $
01 ANN , WILL YOU TELL YOUR ASSISTANT TO SHUT UP , I 'M TAKI
NG TO DRINK . $
03 ELISE SHUT UP - $
02 DON'T DO WHAT SHE SAYSAYS . $
01 HAVE YOU CHECKED RECENTLY FOR THE REVOLUTIONARY TURD ? $
03 OF COURSE I HAVE . $
01 THEN NOW I 'D LIKE YOU TO LOOK FOR THAT LEAK ON THE ROOF
. $
02 YOU DON'T KNOW THERE 'S ANYTHING THERE . $
01 IF MY BEDROOM WALLS ARE WET , IT 'S A GOOD BET TO HUNT ON
 THE ROOF FOR THE REASON . $
03 YOU SHOULD REFER IT TO THE BUILDING MAINTENANCE COMMITTEE
 . $
01 WE ARE THE COMMITTEE . $
02 WE 'RE NOT IN SESSION . $
01 I 'M FOR YOUR GOING UP . $
02 I 'M AGAINST IT . $
03 I 'M CHAIRMAN . $
01 WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR . $
CHAIRMAN ALWAYS DOES . $
03 VERY WELL , I SEE I SHALL HAVE TO GO , BUT IF THIS IS ANO
THER OF YOUR DAMNFOOL TRICKS ... $
02 SHE 'S HAVING YOU ON . $
01 I WOULD NEVER ... $
03 GETTING ME UP ON THE ROOF . $
01 UP , UP AND TO THE ROOF . $
02 IT 'S UNDEMOCRATIC . $
03 I 'LL DO IT TO KEEP THE PEACE . $
I 'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY . $
02 YOU 'VE NO RIGHT TO UPSET HER . $
01 LET HER FACE FACTS . $
02 WOMEN'S LIBERATION WORKSHOP ! $
01 SHE 'S SPENT HER WHOLE LIFE PRETENDING SHE 'S A MAN . $
DESERVES WHAT 'S COMING TO HER . $
02 SHE 'S JUST A DEAR , SWEET MIDDLE-CLASS GIRL . $
LIKE US ALL . $
01 NO SUCH THING AS MIDDLE-CLASS . $
IN A CAPITALIST ECONOMY , THERE ARE ONLY TWO FUNCTIONS - LAB
OUR AND THE ORGANIZATION OF LABOUR . $
PEOPLE OFTEN REFER TO SOMETHING CALLED A MIDDLE-CLASS WHICH
SUFFERS MYTHICALLY FROM A MIDDLE-CLASS MORALITY BUT THERE 'S
 NO SUCH THING . $
THERE 'S THE CONTROLLERS AND THE CONTROLLED . $
02 YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT . $
01 I DO . $
02 AND WHICH CATEGORY DO CHELTENHAM GIRLS FIT INTO ? $
01 THAT 'S NOTHING TO DO WITH IT . $
ALL WOMEN ARE CONTROLLED . $
IT 'S NO LONGER A MATTER OF BIRTH . $
THERE 'S A NEW SYSTEM OF PRIVILEGE BASED ON INTELLIGENCE - O
R RATHER A CERTAIN SORT OF ACQUISITIVE MASCULINE INTELLIGENC
E THAT WILL BEND IN ANY DIRECTION TO SMOTHER ALTERNATIVES .
$
IN THIS SOCIETY WHERE AN ACTIVE , PROBING , HOPEFUL INTELLIG
ENCE IS THE SIGN OF BEING A GOOD BLOKE , WOMEN ARE VALUED FO
R ONE THING - THEIR REPRODUCTIVE FACILITY . $
THEY BANG LIKE SHITHOUSE DOORS . $
THE ALTERNATIVE SOCIETY THAT WE CREATE MAY BE BLACK OR IT MA
Y BE CRIPPLED OR IT MAY , LET 'S HOPE , BE FEMALE - BUT IT I
S AN ALTERNATIVE . $
THERE 'LL BE NO MORAL JUDGEMENTS , OR PROCESSES OF CONSULTAT
ION , OR EXPORT DRIVES , OR BALANCE OF PAYMENTS . $
THERE IS INDEPENDENCE OF MIND AND BODY . $
THE ALTERNATIVE CANNOT BE DEFINED . $
02 WHY NOT ? $
01 BY ESCAPING DEFINITION IT ESCAPES PARODY AND DEFEAT . $
BRACKENHURST IS THE FIRST REAL EXPERIMENT IN ALL-FEMALE LIVI
NG . $
02 AND THIS IS IT ? $
THIS IS IT ? $
01 YES . $
02 THIS IS ALL-FEMALE LIVING ? $
THIS IS THE REVOLUTION ? $
01 YES . $
02 WHAT WE 'VE GOT NOW ? $
01 YES . $
02 I 'D RATHER NOT . $
01 IT 'S ONLY IN EMBRYO . $
WE 'VE SCARCELY BEGUN . $
I ANTICIPATE COMMUNAL FEMALE LIVING ON A MASSIVE SCALE - IND
EPENDENCE OF THOUGHT AMONG TEACHERS AND PUPILS . $
I 'VE ALREADY BEGUN . $
I 'VE TOLD THE CHILDREN THAT YOU AND ANN HAVEN'T YET GRASPED
 THE CONCEPT . $
I TEACH THEM TO DESPISE ANN BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO MAKE BRACKE
NHURST LIKE OTHER SOCIETIES . $
02 WHAT ABOUT ME ? $
01 I TELL THEM YOU 'RE IMMATURE BECAUSE YOU STILL WANT TO GI
VE YOUR CUNT TO CAPITALISM . $
02 I 'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY . $
01 DO . $
02 I NEVER COULD . $
MEN ARE JUST MEN TO ME AND THERE IT IS . $
MY GOD ! $
SHE 'S HURT HERSELF . $
01 LEAVE HER . $
02 SHE 'S FALLEN OFF THE ROOF . $
01 DON'T HELP HER , FOR GOD'S SAKE , WE WANT A CRISIS . $
02 LET GO OF ME . $
01 ANY INTERMEDIATE ACTION THAT SERVES TO REINFORCE THE STAT
US QUO RATHER THAN TO RESTRUCTURE THE WHOLE SYSTEM MUST BY V
ERY DEFINITION BE WRONG . $
02 GET FUCKING OFF ME . $
01 THE PRESENT SITUATION MUST BE ALLOWED TO DEVELOP TO A CRI
SIS POINT IN ORDER TO EMPHASISE TO ALL THE NEEDS FOR THE COM
PLETE OVERALL DESTRUCTION OF THE PRESENT SCHEME OF THINGS .
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LET HER LIE THERE A BIT . $
02 FUCKING MANIAC . $
01 LIBERTY ! $
EQUALITY ! $
SISTERHOOD ! $
02 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? $
03 SLIGHT FALL . $
NOTHING AT ALL . $
FOOT MUST HAVE SLIPPED . $
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02 LET ME GET YOU A DRINK . $
03 PLEASE DON'T BOTHER . $
I WAS STRETCHING FOR THE DRAINPIPE WHEN MY FOOT SLIPPED . $
02 YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HURT . $
03 I 'M PRETTY TOUGH . $
I 'LL GO BACK UP . $
02 YOU CAN'T GO UP NOW . $
03 WHY NOT ? $
02 YOU 'VE JUST HAD A FALL . $
01 FINISH THE JOB . $
03 I 'LL FIND OUT WHAT 'S UP THERE . $
01 DID YOU FIND ANYTHING ? $
02 YOU CAN'T GO UP AGAIN RIGHT AFTER FALLING DOWN . $
IT 'S VERY DANGEROUS . $
03 NONSENSE . $
02 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY GO BACK . $
03 I PROMISE YOU IT 'S O.K. $
02 I FORBID YOU . $
03 ELISE . $
02 THERE 'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE PIPE . $
STAY WHERE YOU ARE . $
03 REALLY , I CAN'T DEAL WITH BOTH YOUR TEMPERS . $
02 WHAT ARE YOU GOING UP FOR ? $
HER ? $
03 I SAID I 'D HAVE A LOOK . $
02 HER BEDROOM WALLS ARE PERFECTLY DRY . $
I 'VE FELT THEM . $
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE 'S JUST TOLD ME ? $
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE TELLS THE CHILDREN ? $
03 I CAN IMAGINE . $
02 I WOULDN'T REPEAT THE THINGS SHE SAYS ABOUT US . $
03 SHE 'S FREE TO SAY WHAT SHE LIKES . $
SHE 'S A MEMBER OF MY STAFF . $
01 ARE YOU GOING UP ON THE ROOF OR NOT ? $
03 OF COURSE . $
01 YOU 'D BETTER GO UP BEFORE IT 'S DARK . $
02 DON'T YOU DARE . $
03 WHAT ? $
02 I SUPPOSE YOU BELIEVE THIS STUFF ABOUT HOW SHE 'S MISERAB
LE AT NIGHT . $
03 I 'D DO THE SAME FOR YOU . $
02 KISS MY FOOT . $
03 HUH . $
01 LET 'S GET ON . $
IT MUST BE LOVELY ON THE ROOF . $
03 I 'M BOUND TO PROTECT HER . $
02 I ACCEPT THAT , ANN , AND WILL YOU LICK MY BIG TOE ? $
03 DON'T BE SO SILLY . $
HA HA . $
02 CUT MY TOENAILS WITH YOUR TEETH . $
03 DON'T BE SO SILLY . $
02 CUT MY TOES . $
03 PLEASE LET 'S BE FRIENDS . $
02 TOES . $
01 ISN'T THAT SUNSET BEAUTIFUL ? $
02 PUT MY TOES IN YOUR MOUTH . $
03 OUT OF SHEER EMBARRASSMENT . $
02 GO ON . $
03 YOU DON'T ... $
02 GO ON . $
01 ISN'T THAT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SUNSET ? $
03 COME . $
02 ANN . $
03 ELISE . $
02 DO WHAT YOU SAY . $
FANTASTIC . $
01 A GIRL COULD ALMOST BE HAPPY . $
02 NOW LICK . $
03 COME . $
02 LICK MY TOES . $
01 ABSURD . $
LUDICROUS . $
ARE WE MEANT TO TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY ? $
03 THAT WAS NOTHING . $
01 WHY CAN'T PEOPLE THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE WHEN THEY THINK O
F WOMEN ? $
03 THAT PROVED NOTHING . $
01 THEY THINK OF SEX . $
03 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING , ELISE . $
IT 'S QUITE WITHOUT SIGNIFICANCE . $
02 NOW DO IT AGAIN BUT WITH MORE TACT . $
01 LICK A TOE WITH TACT . $
02 AGAIN . $
01 HOW CAN YOU LICK A TOE WITH TACT ? $
02 DON'T BE DIFFICULT . $
03 TACT , ISN'T IN IT . $
02 QUIET . $
LET 'S CONCENTRATE . $
EXACTLY . $
03 ABSOLUTELY . $
01 FUCKING RIDICULOUS . $
03 IT JUST FELT GOOD . $
I 'LL HAVE A DRINK , JOANNE . $
01 GET IT YOURSELF . $
03 I TAKE IT FROM YOU NOW , JOANNE , BUT I 'M HARD PUT TO TA
KE IT WHEN THE GIRLS ARE AROUND . $
01 SOME KIND OF IMAGINATIVE GLEAM IN ME UPSETS YOU . $
03 I HAVE SOME STATUS HERE . $
01 YOU KNOW I 'M AN ARTIST . $
03 I KNOW . $
01 NOT THE KIND OF ARTIST THAT ACTUALLY HAS ANYTHING TO DO W
ITH ART . $
I WOULDN'T TOUCH IT EEEURCH . $
CULTURE EEEURCH . $
BUT AN ARTIST IN THE WAY I AM . $
I WANT GOLD CHERUBS BLOWING TRUMPETS OVER MY BED AND AN IVOR
Y BATHTUB TO WASH IN . $
03 ANYTHING . $
01 NOT DRIPPING POLYSTYRENE . $
03 IT 'S TILED OVER TO KEEP IT WARM . $
01 IT GIVES ME HAY FEVER . $
I TRIP DAILY OVER THOSE STRINGY RAFFIA MATS ON THE SLIPPERY
PATH TO THE BATHROOM , WHERE THE BASIN IS SLIMY WITH A COAT
OF OLD TOOTHPASTE , OTHER PEOPLES' SPITTINGS OF TOOTHPASTE A
ND SALIVA . $
IN THIS STATE I FALL DOWNSTAIRS TO TEACH EIGHT BENIGHTED LIT
TLE SODS WHAT - YOU CHANGE THE TIME-TABLE SO OFTEN I 'M DOIN
G WOODWORK WHEN I SHOULD BE TEACHING CHEMISTRY . $
I WANT OUT OF IT , MY LOVE . $
03 THERE 'S NOTHING I CAN DO . $
01 I 'M DETERMINED TO LEAVE . $
03 OF COURSE . $
01 HERE AT BRACKENHURST , A DISTINCTIVE SOUND . $
THE HEAVY BREATHING THAT MEANS NOTHING IS HAPPENING . $
AT BRACKENHURST NOTHING EVER HAPPENS . $
THE TEDIUM IS QUITE A CHALLENGE , QUITE AN EXPERIENCE . $
THE DISTINCTIVE ENGLISH SIGHT OF NOTHING HAPPENING AND NOTHI
NG GOING TO HAPPEN . $
03 NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AT BRACKENHURST . $
01 WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT GAME WITH THE TOES ? $
03 THAT WAS ELISE'S IDEA . $
01 AH . $
03 ELISE IS TEACHING AGAIN . $
SHE HAS THE KNACK OF MAKING THEM HAPPY . $
SHE 'S A SUPERIOR TEACHER . $
WHEN THE GOVERNORS COME , I 'LL EXPECT YOU TO BEHAVE . $
I 'LL EXPECT YOU TO BE A POSITIVE PERSON . $
01 YOU 'RE POISONING ME . $
03 I 'M QUITE WITHOUT MALICE . $
01 I 'VE HAD STOMACH CRAMPS ALL WEEK . $
THERE 'S POISON IN MY FOOD . $
03 YOU MUST COMPLAIN TO THE KITCHEN . $
01 YOU ARE THE KITCHEN . $
03 YOU 'RE A CHILD AND YOU 'RE LUCKY TO BE HERE , AND IT 'S
ONLY BECAUSE ELISE AND I LOVE YOU AND LOOK AFTER YOU THAT YO
U ARE ABLE TO FACE LIFE AT ALL , AND IT 'S ONLY BECAUSE WE W
ANT YOU TO BE HAPPY THAT WE PROTECT YOU . $
YOU 'RE A PARASITE AND DEPEND ON US , AND EVERY NIGHT I PRAY
 FOR YOU , AND I 'D MAYBE LIKE YOU TO BE SOMEWHAT GRATEFUL .
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01 MY ARSE . $
03 YOU 'RE A SCHIZOPHRENIC , JOANNE . $
01 COW , FLABBY COW . $
03 THE DOCTOR SAID YOU OUGHT TO BE TOLD . $
01 SODDEN FLABBY COW . $
03 I 'M TIRED OF HAVING TO LOVE YOU . $
01 I 'M SICK OF YOUR MOTHERLY CONCERN . $
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03 SCHIZOPHRENIC GARBAGE . $
01 COW . $
03 VERY GOOD . $
02 GOOD . $
03 VERY GOOD . $
02 SHOT . $
03 SHE 'S GOT A LOVELY COVER DRIVE . $
02 SHOT . $
03 DON'T LET HER CATCH YOU . $
RUN , FOR GOD'S SAKE , RUN . $
02 SHE 'S ALL RIGHT . $
03 SHE WILL NOT PLAY OFF HER BACK FOOT . $
SHE WILL NOT MOVE ON TO IT . $
02 I 'VE TOLD HER OFTEN ENOUGH . $
03 I 'VE TOLD HER AGAIN AND AGAIN . $
02 THE VISITORS ARE GOOD . $
THEY 'RE UNDENIABLY GOOD . $
03 DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU GLAD TO BE ALIVE ? $
WHAT IS IT WORDSWORTH SAYS ? $
02 DUNNO . $
03 AH . $
01 GOD , IT 'S HOT . $
03 IT 'S HOT OR IT 'S COLD , YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN . $
01 IT 'S A MAN'S GAME ANYWAY , IT 'S QUITE WRONG FOR WOMEN T
O PLAY IT AT ALL . $
03 THEY 'RE NOT A MATCH FOR OUR FIRST ELEVEN . $
01 WHAT ELEVEN ? $
THEY ARE ONLY EIGHT . $
03 SEVEN . $
ANOTHER DROPPED OUT THIS MORNING . $
THE CHAUFFEUR CAME TO REMOVE HER . $
02 I CAN'T SEE WHY WE 'RE SO BAD AT THIS BUSINESS . $
03 WE 'RE NOT BAD . $
02 I KNOW I 'M NOT VERY CLEVER AND JOANNE , YOU 'RE CONTROVE
RSIAL , ANN , YOU 'RE A LITTLE SCARING TO THE YOUNG , BUT WE
 'RE NO WORSE THAN MOST . $
03 D' YOU THINK BENENDEN HAS THIS TROUBLE ? $
02 THEY SEEM TO HOLD ON TO THEIR PUPILS . $
03 YOU THINK WE 'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG ? $
02 THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING MISSING . $
THE SCHIZOPHRENIC 'S GOT MY CHAIR . $
01 IT 'S MINE . $
02 WE 'RE RATHER SHORT ON FACILITIES . $
03 OH WELL DONE . $
WHAT A GOOD SHOT . $
THAT WAS GOOD . $
I STILL SAY A PAVILION . $
THAT 'S WHERE WE FALL DOWN . $
EVERYONE SHOULD GET A PRIZE ON SPORTS DAY - THINGS LIKE THAT
 . $
CLASS TELLS . $
02 MEN IN THE DORMITORIES . $
03 ELISE . $
02 I AM PORNOGRAPHY . $
03 I AM CRICKET . $
01 I WANT TO GO AND SEE A FILM . $
TAKE YOUR FILTHY SEAT . $
03 THE BUS WENT HOURS AGO AND THERE 'S NOT ONE BACK TODAY .
$
01 I 'LL GO TOMORROW . $
03 NO BUS TOMORROW BECAUSE IT 'S THURSDAY . $
01 I 'M WALKING TOMORROW . $
03 IT 'S EIGHTEEN MILES . $
01 I 'LL CYCLE . $
03 THE TYRES ARE FLAT . $
01 I WANT TO SEE A FUCKING FILM . $
03 DON'T SWEAR . $
02 SHOT . $
01 I 'M SICK OF LOOKING AT THINGS LIVE . $
I WANT TO SEE THEM SECOND HAND . $
03 WHEN D H LAWRENCE WENT TO THE CINEMA FOR THE FIRST TIME H
E FOUND IT SO - VULGAR - HE VOMITED . $
01 YOU MEAN OLD SNIPCOCK . $
02 JOANNE . $
03 LAWRENCE WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN OF OUR AGE . $
01 LAWRENCE NEVER GOT OVER HIS AMAZEMENT THAT THE BITS SLOTT
ED TOGETHER . $
03 LAWRENCE LOVED TRUTH AND BEAUTY . $
STOP THIS FILTHY TALK . $
STUPID GIRL HAS RUN HERSELF OUT . $
02 WELL PLAYED . $
03 GOOD INNINGS . $
02 WELL DONE . $
03 VERY GOOD . $
02 HOW UGLY SHE IS . $
01 SHE CAN'T HELP THAT . $
02 NEVER SAID SHE COULD . $
01 WHY PICK ON ME ALL THE TIME ? $
I SAY , SARAH . $
03 NOW . $
02 THERE . $
03 THAT ONE ? $
02 IT 'LL DO WHAT 'S REQUIRED . $
I PREPARED IT . $
03 IT 'S HARDLY FAIR TO HER . $
02 DON'T WEAKEN NOW . $
03 EXCELLENT . $
I HAVE VERY HIGH HOPES OF THIS JOKE . $
02 THIS IS AWFULLY GOOD FUN . $
03 WHO IS IT NOW ? $
OH , IT 'S HER . $
SHE WON'T SCORE ANYTHING . $
02 I HATE HER . $
03 SHE 'S NOT MUCH . $
01 I SAID WELL DONE TO THAT GIRL AND SHE SAID THAT WAS NO CO
MPLIMENT COMING FROM ME AS I HATE CRICKET . $
02 TRUE . $
01 I GET EASILY UPSET . $
02 HURRAH , HURRAH . $
03 SHE FELL RIGHT INTO IT . $
01 WHAT IMAGINATION . $
02 DON'T BE SARKY . $
YOU FELL RIGHT INTO IT . $
01 IMAGINATIVE . $
02 DON'T TRY AND GET OUT OF IT . $
YOU FELL FOR IT . $
01 I 'M SUFFERING DAMN YOU . $
03 DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY . $
02 HAVE A LITTLE FUN . $
01 DOESN'T ANYONE REALISE HOW MUCH I SUFFER ? $
03 WE CAN SEE . $
02 SO CAN THE WHOLE SCHOOL . $
ALL SEVEN . $
01 YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY . $
02 NO . $
01 ISN'T THERE A TIME TO STOP JOKING AND - $
02 NO . $
01 YOU SHUN ME , THE GIRLS SHUN ME . $
03 YOU 'RE MAKING A RIDICULOUS EXHIBITION OF YOURSELF . $
SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN . $
01 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST ME ? $
02 RELAX . $
03 YOU THINK WE PERSECUTE YOU . $
01 YOU POISON MY FOOD . $
03 YOU THINK EVERYONE HATES YOU . $
01 IT 'S A PATHETICALLY INEFFECTIVE WAY OF POISONING ANYONE
TO PUT ARSENIC IN THEIR FOOD , BECAUSE IT STARTS COMING OUT
IN THEIR HAIR . $
LOOK . $
02 DANDRUFF . $
01 ARSENIC . $
03 WE LOVE YOU . $
01 YOU COLLAPSE MY DECKCHAIR . $
02 JOKE . $
01 IT 'S NOT JUST YOU , IT 'S THE GIRLS . $
03 YOU THINK EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU . $
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01 LET ME MAKE MYSELF CLEAR . $
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE LIKED . $
I CAME FOR DIFFERENT REASONS AND IT WASN'T TO ENTERTAIN YOU
OR FARTARSE ON YOUR BEHALF . $
I WAS WRONG TO BE SIDETRACKED . $
I 'M TOUGH AS LEATHER AS THE CHILDREN SAY - THEY HATE ME . $
OK . $
WHAT I SET OUT TO DO WAS EDUCATE THIS MOB TO BE THEMSELVES .
$
I 'M HERE TO TEACH ISOLATION SO I RESENT THE FACT I HAVE TO
MIX WITH YOU AT ALL . $
I WANT EVERY CHILD TO KNOW THAT IT 'S A GIRL AND DIFFERENT F
OR BEING A GIRL AND BETTER FOR BEING A GIRL . $
I WANT A SEPARATE CULTURE . $
I WANT A DIFFERENT WAY OF LIFE . $
WE 'RE TOO FAR GONE TO WANT ANYTHING BUT EVERYTHING - ALL TH
E WAY OUT . $
I WANT A SELF-SUFFICIENT CHILD . $
I WANT AN ALTERNATIVE TO EVERYTHING MEN ARE . $
I LEFT EVERYTHING I LOVED , I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE CINEMA FOR
 I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG , TO COME TO BRACKENHURST , TO WORK I
N A COMMUNITY THAT WAS FEMININE BY NECESSITY AND MAKE IT FEM
ININE BY CHOICE . $
YOU SHOULD WANT TO BE WOMEN . $
AND I FOUND - WHAT DID I FIND - ELISE WHOSE IDEA OF THE SEXU
AL REVOLUTION IS TO OPEN HER LEGS AND SAY AAAAAH AND ANN - W
HAT CAN I SAY ? $
AND A COMBINED ABILITY THAT KEEPS A TENUOUS GRASP ON JUST SE
VEN CHILDREN . $
I 'LL TEACH THEM ALL THEY NEED AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE
ME FOR IT . $
02 IT 'S GONE RIGHT PAST SQUARE LEG . $
03 OH WELL HIT . $
02 AND YOU TEACH THEM - SLEIGHT OF HAND . $
03 NOT THAT INCIDENT AGAIN . $
02 YOU TEACH THEM DEXTERITY WITH THE MUM ROLLETTE . $
01 WHAT A SQUALID MIND YOU HAVE . $
03 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING JOANNE THAT I OUGHT TO HAVE TOL
D YOU A LONG TIME AGO . $
01 WHAT 'S THAT ? $
03 NO . $
I CAN'T BOTHERED . $
01 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO TELL ME . $
03 I 'M PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF THE SCHOOL CORPS . $
01 OVER MY DEAD BODY . $
03 IF NECESSARY . $
I 'M APPOINTING YOU SERGEANT MAJOR . $
IT 'S A POSITION OF SOME RESPONSIBILITY . $
AT BRACKENHURST WE CONTROL THE MINDS OF THE YOUNG . $
WE HAVE THE INFLUENCE TO SHAPE THEIR LIVES . $
I HAVE LISTENED TO YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW , JOANNE . $
I 'VE HEARD YOUR VIEWS ON POWER , RESPONSIBILITY , EDUCATION
 , THE BRITISH PRESS , CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY , THE RACE TO
THE MOON , THE EMANCIPATION OF WOMEN , LORD THOMSON , THE AR
CHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY , CRICKET , DANCING , SMOKING AND MAS
TURBATION AND I 'M GLAD HAVING LISTENED TO JUDGE YOUR OPINIO
NS PURE BALLS AND YOUR MIND IRRETRIEVABLY SHALLOW . $
02 THAT 'S STRONGLY PUT . $
03 I 'M SO TIRED OF THE POLITICAL MIND . $
01 WHERE 'S THE GAP IN THIS BLOODY THING ? $
03 COME BACK HERE . $
01 I 'M GETTING OUT . $
03 KARATE SPECIALIST YOU SEE . $
SIMPLE SKILL WORTH KNOWING . $
01 YOU HURT ME . $
03 EVERYONE TRIES A BREAKOUT AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER . $
02 THE THIRD MISTRESS ALWAYS TRIES . $
01 YOU 'VE LET THEM GO BEFORE . $
03 THE MISTRESSES , NOT THE GIRLS . $
02 THE GIRLS ARE EASIER TO CATCH . $
03 ONE GIRL REACHED THE VILLAGE BUT THE UNIFORM GAVE HER AWA
Y . $
02 I THOUGHT THIS WAS MEANT TO BE THE IDEAL COMMUNITY . $
01 IF WE ARE TO BE GROUPED TOGETHER FOR SOME SOCIAL PURPOSE
. $
02 SOCIAL THEORY . $
01 BUT THIS IS A REPRESSIVE . $
03 YOU ARE HARDLY LIKELY TO GET ANY FURTHER THAN ANYONE BEFO
RE YOU . $
01 MASCULINE . $
02 NOT ON THOSE LEGS ! $
01 DOES NO-ONE LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY ? $
02 NO . $
01 I FEEL VICTIMISED . $
03 THIS SCHOOL . $
01 DON'T BOTHER TO GO ON . $
03 THIS SCHOOL . $
01 DON'T BOTHER TO GO ON . $
03 THIS SCHOOL . $
01 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR . $
WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR . $
03 THIS CHOOL . $
01 DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE . $
03 THIS SCHOOL . $
01 I WON'T LET YOU . $
03 THIS SCHOOL . $
01 YOU 'RE NOT TO . $
03 THIS SCHOOL . $
THIS SCHOOL HAS SOME STANDARDS TO KEEP UP . $
AND I WILL MURDER TO MAINTAIN THEM . $
01 I THINK THAT SUMS UP THINGS PRETTY WELL . $
FROM NOW ON WAR . $
VICIOUS . $
03 EDUCATION SHOULD BE LETHAL . $
I THINK OF TEACHING AS A KNIFE . $
01 VICIOUS . $
03 WE MUST BE VERY CAREFUL WHAT THEY HEAR AND SEE . $
THE SIGHT OF YOU , JOANNE , IS THERAPEUTIC . $
THEY THANK GOD THEY 'RE NOT LIKE YOU . $
02 IT 'S TRUE . $
03 I USE YOU IN MY SOCIAL ADAPTIBILITY CLASSES . $
SOME OF THE GIRLS HAVE VERY ADVANCED THEORIES ABOUT YOU . $
01 SUCH AS . $
03 I USE YOU AS AN EXAMPLE OF THE MODERN WOMAN . $
01 WHAT ABOUT HER ? $
02 ME ? $
01 PERMISSIVENESS . $
02 I WISH IT WAS . $
01 DEBAUCHERY , LOVE OF BODY . $
ISN'T SHE IN YOUR CLASSES ? $
03 ELISE IS THE ASSISTANT HEADMISTRESS . $
01 THAT 'S NOT WHAT IT SAYS ON THE LAVATORY WALL . $
03 IT IS REALLY OF NO CONSEQUENCE . $
YOU AND I KNOW THAT , JOANNE . $
WE ARE ABOVE SUCH THINGS . $
I LOOK AT ELISE . $
02 DON'T BOTHER WITH ME . $
03 AND PITY THAT PATHETIC DEPENDENCE ON THE BODY . $
01 PATHETIC . $
02 I 'M JUST BACKWARD . $
03 YOU SHUDDER SHE 'S SO RETARDED . $
02 I 'M JUST BACKWARD , I LIKE CRICKET AND SEX . $
03 CRICKET , MY GOD . $
I COMPLETELY FORGOT . $
02 SHOT . $
03 VERY GOOD . $
01 NOTHING HAS CHANGED . $
02 EXCELLENT . $
03 EXCELLENT . $
DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU GLAD TO BE ALIVE ? $
AFTER ALL YOUR BICKERING AND COMPLAINT ? $
IT 'S CRIMINAL NOT TO ENJOY YOURSELF . $
I 'M SO SORRY FOR YOU , MY LOVE . $
01 FORGET IT . $
03 BUT I MUST ASK YOU TO DO YOUR DUTY NOW . $
THAT DREADFUL WOMAN IS SIGNALLING WHICH MEANS YOU MUST GO OU
T AND UMPIRE . $
01 I HATE IT . $
03 IT 'S YOUR TURN . $
01 I MAKE ALL THE WRONG DECISIONS . $
EVERYONE GETS SO ANGRY WITH ME . $
03 QUITE RIGHT . $
IT MAKES FOR A GAME OF CHANCE . $
BETTER BY FAR FOR THE CHARACTER . $
02 I 'M ALWAYS FAIR . $
03 I ALWAYS TRY TO THROW IN SOME ERRORS OF JUDGEMENT TO SPIT
E ALL THOSE FRIGHTFULL GIRLS WHO ARE ALL SKILL AND NO CHARM
. $
02 THEY THINK IT 'S FAVOURISTISM . $
03 I 'LL DO YOUR UMPIRING FOR YOU , JOANNE , IF YOU 'LL DO M
Y SHOWER DUTY IN RETURN . $
01 THANK YOU . $
ALL RIGHT , TELL ME NOW . $
02 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW ? $
01 SHE TRUSTS YOU , DOESN'T SHE ? $
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02 SHE BELIEVES I LOVE BRACKENHURST . $
01 IT 'S ALL A BIT IMPROBABLE . $
02 I DON'T KNOW THE DETAILS BUT I CAN TELL YOU THIS MUCH . $
THERE ARE NO MEN AT BRACKENHURST . $
01 TRADESMEN . $
02 LET 'S NOT GET POLITICAL . $
TRADESMEN AREN'T REAL MEN . $
WHO COMES HERE ? $
A FEW CORN AND MEAT MERCHANTS , HARDLY VIRILE , HARDLY MATER
IAL FOR ANN . $
BUT ... SHE IS DEFINITELY HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE BUTCHER
. $
01 THE BUTCHER ! $
02 SHE SAYS HE HAS CAPABLE HANDS . $
I 'D CALL THEM MURDEROUS . $
REAL BUTCHER'S HANDS WITH BLACK HAIRS ON THE FINGER JOINTS -
 THEY ATTRACT HER . $
01 HOW DISGUSTING IT ALL IS . $
02 SHE THINKS OF HIM A LOT . $
HE 'S CALLED HASKINS . $
01 THERE 'S AN ALLIANCE , A UNION . $
02 OF COURSE . $
01 INTERCOURSE ON SOME , ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS ? $
02 OF COURSE . $
01 THE PIG . $
02 ANN TOLD ME HE WAS AN ENERGETIC MAN . $
01 THINGS ARE DEFINITELY HAPPENING . $
02 OH YES . $
01 I KNEW THAT IT WOULD ALL COME OUT . $
02 SHE 'S A WOMAN OF CHARACTER . $
01 I CAN SEE HER ACROSS THE FIELD . $
LOOK , LOOK . $
EVERYTHING OTHER PEOPLE WOULD HAVE WANTED HER TO BE . $
I DAREN'T BE TOO RUDE FOR FEAR YOU WON'T LIKE ME . $
02 IT 'S ALL TOO FAR GONE FOR THAT . $
01 I FEEL SILLY . $
02 IT 'S NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE . $
01 YOU DON'T LIKE ME ANYWAY . $
02 I DO . $
01 SHE 'S CAPABLE , LOVABLE , WOULD EVEN BE A GOOD MOTHER TO
A CHILD . $
SHE 'S A FOOL , BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE LIKE SO MANY OLD PEO
PLE . $
02 SHE 'S 32 . $
01 SHE 'S OLD . $
WHY DO THEY ALL CHOOSE TO BE LIKE THAT ? $
THE TROUBLE WITH ANN . $
02 TELL ME THE TROUBLE WITH ANN . $
01 THE TROUBLE WITH ANN . $
02 THE TROUBLE WITH ANN IS THE TROUBLE WITH MOST PEOPLE . $
HER LIFE STOPPED AT THE AGE OF 18 . $
WHAT 'S HAPPENING ? $
01 HARD TO SAY . $
I THINK ANN CALLED A NO-BALL SOME TIME AFTER ONE OF OUR LOT
WAS CAUGHT . $
02 TYPICAL DECISION . $
01 WE MUST NEVER ACCEPT THINGS , NEVER GIVE IN . $
02 WHAT USE IS ANN TO YOU ? $
01 NO USE . $
WHAT 'S THE TIME ? $
02 TEA TIME . $
01 I HAVEN'T WORKED EVERYTHING OUT YET . $
YOU MUST REMEMBER I HAVE SURVIVED AN ENGLISH EDUCATION . $
TO HAVE ANY PLAN OF ACTION AT THE END OF AN ENGLISH EDUCATIO
N IS A TRIUMPH . $
02 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN FOR ANN ? $
01 BRACKENHURST IS A PURE IDEAL , PURE IDEALISM . $
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT . $
IT CONCERNED YOU . $
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT ? $
02 NO . $
01 I 'LL TELL YOU . $
02 I SHOULD THINK IT WAS A BALLET DANCER IN FLAMES OR A SNAK
E IN A CUSTARD PIE . $
01 NOT QUITE . $
THIS WAS THE DREAM . $
YOU WERE ABOUT TO HAVE A CHILD , AND THE REST OF US - THERE
WERE A LOT OF US - GATHERED ROUND A TABLE AND WAITED FOR YOU
 TO GIVE BIRTH . $
YOU WERE NOT MUCH INFLATED , SIMPLY WE KNEW YOU WERE PREGNAN
T . $
YOU DIDN'T LOOK IT . $
WE KNEW IT IN THE WAY YOU CAN BE SURE IN DREAMS . $
YOU SUDDENLY ASKED TO BE EXCUSED , TO SLIP OUT FOR A FEW MOM
ENTS , BUT I PROTESTED . $
I TOOK AN ACTIVE PART BECAUSE I FELT INVOLVED WHICH IS UNUSU
AL . $
I FELT SO STRONGLY , NOT TOWARDS YOU , BUT ABOUT YOU . $
I WANTED TO SEE YOU HAVE THE CHILD . $
YOU LAY DOWN ON THE TABLE AND THE FIRST ANIMAL CAME OUT . $
THERE WAS SOME DISCUSSION AMONG US AS TO WHO SHOULD HAVE THE
 FIRST BITE , BUT A MAN INTERRUPTED AND ATE YOUR FIRST CHILD
 WHICH WAS A CHICKEN . $
THE SECOND WAS A FISH AND I HAD SOME . $
YOU LAY ON THE TABLE AND THE WET ANIMALS CAME REGULARLY FROM
 YOU . $
AND WE ALL ATE . $
02 YOU REALLY ARE A FRAUD . $
01 IT 'S TRUE . $
02 YOU MUCK AROUND STAMPING ABOUT IN OUR LIVES . $
01 I 'M JUST TRYING TO HELP . $
02 LISTEN , HELP YOURSELF . $
01 HOW ? $
02 ANN 'S CHANGED . $
SHE 'S GONE WEAK IN THE HEART OF KNOWING HASKINS ... $
HE 'S YOUR MAN . $
01 I WANT TO GET AT HER SOMEHOW . $
02 USE THE BUTCHER . $
01 YES . $
02 THE BUTCHER'S KNIFE . $
LOOK , THEY 'RE COMING IN . $
01 IT LOOKS LIKE ' ACCIDENT ' . $
JOSEPH LOSEY , 1967 . $
THE GREAT DIRK BOGARDE . $
02 IN FOR TEA . $
01 THEY LOOK SO FUCKING HAPPY . $
02 RAH ! $
RAH ! $
03 SMASHING GAME . $
01 A BUCKET JUST FELL ON MY HEAD . $
02 NO SENSE OF HUMOUR . $
01 TIT . $
02 I DIDN'T DO IT . $
01 BLOODY ANN DID IT . $
THEY 'RE OUT TO GET ME . $
LAST NIGHT THE CHANDELIER THAT 'S OVER MY BED CRASHED DOWN A
S I WAS GETTING IN . $
IT 'S GETTING SO I DAREN'T MOVE . $
02 IT 'S ALL YOUR IMAGINATION . $
01 IT WAS A VOW WE ALL TOOK REMEMBER ? $
AND IT WAS INHERENT IN THE VOW THAT WE 'D ALL LOVE EACH OTHE
R A LITTLE MORE . $
02 IT WASN'T SPECIFIED . $
01 AND WE WILL STICK TO THAT ? $
02 YES . $
01 AND THERE WILL BE A LITTLE MORE - LOVE . $
02 GIVE ME A HAND . $
01 I 'VE A YOYO HERE I WANT TO MEND . $
02 EH , LASS . $
01 IT 'S NOT RUNNING PROPERLY . $
02 THOU WER'T BORN IDLE AND THOU SHAL'T CUM TO NOWT . $
01 THAT 'S VERY GOOD . $
02 IT SHOULD BE . $
I WAS BORN THERE . $
01 YOU COME FROM THE NORTH ? $
02 OF COURSE . $
01 I NEVER KNEW . $
WAS YOUR FATHER A MINER ? $
02 NO . $
01 NOT THE OTHER SIDE , NOT A MILLOWNER ? $
02 OF COURSE NOT . $
01 AND WERE YOU POOR ? $
02 VERY . $
01 AND DID YOU EAT CHIP BUTTIES AND GO TO CHAPEL ? $
02 INCESSANTLY . $
01 OH , ELISE I NEVER GUESSED YOU WERE WORKING CLASS . $
WHY 'S YOUR NAME ELISE ? $
02 THEY MIS-SPELT ELSIE ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE . $
01 AND WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG WAS IT ALL DAY TRIPS TO BINGLEY A
ND HUDDERSFIELD AND SALFORD AND LEEDS ? $
IS THAT HOW IT REALLY WAS ? $
I SEE IT SO CLEARLY . $
DID YOUR PARENTS FUCK LOUDLY IN UPSTAIRS ROOMS ? $
02 THE ONLY PERSON WHO FUCKED WAS MY SISTER . $
SHE MARRIED EARLY AND THEY CAME TO LIVE WITH US IN THE ROOM
NEXT DOOR TO ME . $
AND AT NIGHTS BEFORE I REALLY KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING , SHE
USED TO CRY OUT SUDDENLY WHEN SHE REACHED HER ORGASM - $
' EH , BY GUM . ' $
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01 HOW SPLENDID ! $
02 IT WAS WONDERFUL . $
I USED TO LIE THERE AND IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HAV
E A REAL VAGINAL ORGASM . $
01 NO SUCH THING . $
02 THERE IS . $
01 ISN'T . $
02 IS . $
01 ALL ORGASMS ARE THE SAME IN THE FEMALE . $
THE IDEA THAT THERE ARE TWO KINDS HAS BEEN PUT ABOUT BY OPPR
ESSIVE MALES DETERMINED TO DENY WOMEN THEIR RIGHTFUL CLITORA
L PLEASURES . $
02 NONSENSE . $
01 IT 'S TRUE . $
MEN HAVE CONSISTENTLY ATTEMPTED TO DOWNGRADE THE CLITORIS .
$
THEY CLAIM IT IS JUST A WITHERED PENIS . $
WHAT ARROGANCE ! $
A WITHERED PENIS ! $
THE CLITORIS HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY ESTABLISHED AS HAVING T
HE GREATEST CONCENTRATION OF SENSORY NERVE ENDINGS OF ANY PA
RT OF A HUMAN BODY , MALE OR FEMALE . $
MORE THAN THIS . $
02 THERE 'S MORE ? $
01 IT HAS ALSO , INCH FOR INCH , MEASURE FOR MEASURE , A FAR
 GREATER ERECTILE CAPACITY THAN THE COMPARATIVELY DULL , INS
ENSITIVE , NUMB MALE ORGAN . $
02 IS THAT REALLY TRUE ? $
01 THE SATISFACTION OF THE FEMALE IS CORRESPONDINGLY GREATER
 THAN THAT OF THE MALE . $
THE PENIS IS A POOR BLUNT INSTRUMENT BESIDE THE SENSITIVITY
OF THE DELICATE AMAZING CLITORIS . $
02 ARE YOU A VIRGIN ? $
01 OF COURSE . $
02 THEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU 'RE TALKING ABOUT . $
01 YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE FELT A PENIS TO KNOW THESE THINGS
. $
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR MIND UP PERFECTLY ADEQUATELY FROM DESCRIPT
IONS AND DRAWINGS . $
02 HELP ME CLEAN THE BATHS . $
01 NO . $
02 THERE 'S AN INSPECTION IN HALF AN HOUR . $
AS SOON AS THE GREEK DANCING 'S OVER . $
AND I 'VE GOT MY SONG TO REHEARSE . $
01 NOW GIVE US A SONG ! $
02 DO YOU WANT TO SEE ? $
01 PLEASE . $
02 FOR THE GOVERNORS OF BRACKENHURST A SONG , IN THE MODERN
IDIOM . $
01 COME ON . $
02 GIVE US A CHANCE . $
WALKING BACK TO BRACKENHURST UMP A O YE YE HAD ENOUGH OF LON
ELINESS UMP A O YE YE . $
BRACKENHURST 'S THE PLACE FOR ME IT 'S THE ONLY PLACE TO BE
. $
HOW WAS IT ? $
01 DREADFUL . $
02 WHY ? $
01 WHAT DOES IT MEAN ? $
IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING . $
02 I 'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO ENTERTAIN . $
I 'M GOING TO TRY SHOWBIZ WHEN I GET OUT . $
01 IS IT EASY TO DO THAT WALK ? $
02 NOTHING SIMPLER . $
01 02 WALKING BACK TO BRACKENHURST UMP A O YE YE HAD ENOUGH
OF LONELINESS UMP A O YE YE BRACKENHURST 'S THE PLACE FOR ME
 IT 'S THE ONLY PLACE TO BE . $
01 I 'M COMING ALONG . $
02 VERY GOOD . $
01 ' SINGING IN THE RAIN . ' $
GENE KELLY . $
1951 . $
I NEVER THOUGH TO HAVE ANY TALENT . $
LOOK , I 'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THE GENE KELLY . $
02 I GOT WORK TO DO . $
01 LET SOMEONE ELSE DO THE WORK . $
02 GIVE ME THAT . $
I 'VE GOT TO DO IT . $
01 WHY ? $
02 ANN TOLD ME TO . $
01 SO ? $
02 I 'LL REPORT YOU . $
01 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU 'RE DOING , ELISE , OBEYING HER ? $
ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IMAGINING PEN
ISES OF AMAZING THRUST AND MAGNITUDE - PHANTOM PENISES - ALT
ERNATELY FUCKING AND OBEYING , LAYING DOWN UNDER MEN WHATEVE
R THEY SAY ? $
LYING DOWN UNDER ANN ? $
02 GIVE ME THE BRUSH . $
01 USE YOUR CLAWS . $
AND COUNTING YOUR SHARES ? $
YOU SEE , I 'VE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE SHARES IN SHELL OIL AND
ICI AND MARKS AND SPENCER AND - $
02 GOOD SHARES ! $
01 CLASS TRAITOR - A WORKING CLASS GIRL WITH SHARES IN DOW C
HEMICALS . $
A VERY GOOD SHARE THE NAPALM SHARE AS LONG AS THE WAR HOLDS
. $
SUPPLY AND DEMAND - VERY MUCH A SELLER'S MARKET NOWADAYS IN
NAPALM . $
02 I 'M PUTTING IT ASIDE FOR MY OLD AGE . $
01 QUITE SO . $
02 YOU 'VE BEEN HUNTING THROUGH MY PAPERS . $
01 I 'M FASCINATED BY YOUR PRIVATE LIFE . $
I FIND IT STUDDED WITH YOUNG BUCKS . $
02 YOU HAVE READ EVERYTHING IN MY ROOM . $
01 EVERYTHING . $
IF WE 'RE TO LIVE TOGETHER , MAKE THIS COMMUNITY WORK THEN W
E MUST KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER , SO WE 'RE STRONG I
N EACH OTHER . $
02 NOT MUCH STRENGTH IN MY THINGS . $
01 I DON'T KNOW . $
02 QUITE THE OPPOSITE . $
I DON'T LIKE YOU HUNTING ABOUT , TRYING TO MAKE ME POLITICAL
 . $
01 MAKE YOU ? $
WE 'RE ALL POLITICAL . $
WE 'RE IN POLITICS UP TO OUR EYEBALLS , IN THE SHIT , GOD HE
LP US . $
02 WHAT 'S THAT FOR ? $
HELP ME SCRUB . $
01 NO . $
02 ANN 'LL SEE TO YOU . $
WAIT TILL I TELL HER . $
WHAT IS THAT FOR ? $
01 IT 'S FOR ANN TO CLEAN . $
PRINCIPLES OF GUERILLA WARFARE . $
I AM FIGHTING BACK WHERE LEAST EXPECTED . $
03 DID YOU GREASE THE BOTTOMS OF THE GREEK DANCERS' SHOES ?
$
02 DID SHE DO THAT ? $
01 NOT SAYING . $
03 THEY 'RE FALLING ABOUT LIKE SKITTLES IN THERE . $
I 'M GOING TO HAVE A WORD OR TWO TO SAY . $
FREE FORM AND BODILY EXPRESSION IT 'S MEANT TO BE , AND YOU
'VE GOT THEM TUMBLING ABOUT SHOWING THEIR KNICKERS IN FRONT
OF THE GOVERNORS . $
CLEAN UP THAT MESS ON THE FLOOR , JOANNE . $
IF YOU WON'T HELP , THEN YOU 'LL HAVE TO GO . $
01 SUITS ME . $
03 ARE THESE CHAIRS NOT DONE , ELISE , MERCY , AND THE GOVER
NORS NOT FIVE MINUTES AWAY ? $
01 FROM WHERE I 'M STANDING I CAN SEE THE BUTCHER CALLING AT
THE DOOR . $
HE 'S KNOCKED TWICE AND LOOKS LIKE GIVING UP . $
03 I 'LL GO DOWN AND SPEAK TO HIM . $
01 I THINK IT 'S A DELIVERY , I 'LL SEE TO IT . $
03 PLEASE , I CAN MANAGE . $
01 I AM DOMESTIC SCIENCE , I CAN GO . $
03 I AM KITCHENS , I WILL . $
01 THE GOVERNORS ARE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE HALL . $
03 OUT OF MY WAY . $
01 LET ME . $
03 QUICK OR HE 'LL GO . $
01 EXACTLY . $
BACK TO THE GREEK DANCING . $
03 I WANT TO SEE THE BUTCHER . $
01 THERE 'S NOTHING BETWEEN HIS LEGS YOU COULDN'T FIND ELSEW
HERE . $
03 VULGAR . $
HEARTLESS CHILD . $
01 SO ? $
03 YOU 'RE FIRED . $
01 IF A LASCIVIOUS AND DEBAUCHED HEADMISTRESS CAN'T EVEN ...
 $
I 'M OUT OF IT . $
SHE 'S JUST LET ME GO . $
AND THERE 'S A WARNER BROTHERS RETROSPECTIVE AT THE NATIONAL
FILM THEATRE AND I JUST COULDN'T BE HAPPIER . $
02 WHAT ABOUT OUR COMMUNITY ? $
01 THE MISTAKE OF ANY DOCTRINAL GROUP IS TO RENDER ITSELF MO
NOLITHIC . $
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IN OTHER WORDS , INTERCOURSE OR ISOLATION ? $
I 'M LEAVING . $
I MUST TAKE MY PRACTICAL EXPERIENCE OF A FEMINIST COMMUNITY
- BRACKENHURST - TO MY SISTERS IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD . $
WHO CAN BENEFIT FROM WHAT I LEARNT HERE . $
02 SHE WON'T LET YOU GO . $
01 TO SHOW WOMEN EVERYWHERE THEY DON'T HAVE TO LIE DOWN FOR
ANYONE . $
02 YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING HERE . $
YOU HAVEN'T GONE ONE INCH TOWARDS HELPING ANY WOMAN HERE . $
01 I 'VE GOT THAT WOMAN ON THE RUN . $
THIS PLACE 'LL NEVER GIVE OFF THAT DREADFUL MASCULINE CHILL
AGAIN . $
LOOK , SHE 'S CHASING THE BUTCHER DOWN THE DRIVE . $
02 YOU 'VE CLOSED THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN . $
01 WELL , THAT 'S GOOD , ISN'T IT ? $
ARE YOU GOING TO RUN THAT BATH ALL DAY ? $
DAWN . $
AN EMPTY STREET . $
A DELICATESSEN . $
GOLDSTEIN'S DELICATESSEN . $
A SCRAP OF PAPER BLOWING DOWN THE CARDBOARD STREET . $
A STREETLIGHT STILL LIT . $
TWO BOYS DRESSED IN SOMETHING LIKE TWEED AND URCHIN CAPS , S
LY AS HELL WITH SHINING FACES . $
A BRICK , A WINDOW , THEY THROW IT THROUGH , HANDS INTO THE
COOKED MEAT COUNTER BUT THE ALARM 'S GONE AND WE 'RE ON OUR
WAY INTO ANOTHER WARNER BROTHER'S RETROSPECTIVE SEASON . $
03 YOU KNOW I DON'T MIND ABOUT ALL THE TROUBLES , JOANNE , T
HAT HAVE SET YOU ASIDE FROM THE REST OF US , YOUR BEING AN A
RTIST AND THEREFORE DIFFERENT . $
BUT THE POINT MUST BE MADE . $
YOU LIVE IN A WORLD OF YOUR OWN , AND YOU MUST CONTROL YOUR
FANTASIES . $
YOU ARE DOMESTIC SCIENCE . $
01 YOU SACKED ME . $
03 THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN . $
01 I 'M DISMISSED . $
I PROMISE YOU . $
03 WE NEED YOU FAR TOO MUCH . $
02 FAR TOO MUCH . $
03 THERE 'S NO NEED FOR THAT NOW , ELISE . $
THE GOVERNORS HAVE GONE . $
02 WHAT ABOUT MY SONG ? $
03 KEEP IT FOR ANOTHER TIME . $
02 MY SONG . $
03 THERE ARE VERY FEW GOVERNORS LEFT . $
A FEW MORE GOVERNORS THAN PUPILS IN FACT , BUT NOT VERY MANY
 ALL THE SAME . $
GOD , WHY I ALLOW IT I WILL NEVER KNOW . $
01 LET ME GO . $
THERE ARE ONLY FIVE PUPILS . $
YOU DON'T NEED THREE TEACHERS . $
03 WHERE WOULD YOU GO ? $
01 I 'D WORK IN THE CINEMA AGAIN . $
03 YOU COULDN'T COPE , IT 'S BECOME TERRIBLY HARD WORK . $
THEY HAVE SEVENTY MILLIMETRE EQUIPMENT . $
THAT 'S MAN'S WORK . $
01 THERE 'S NO READY REASON ... $
03 YOU 'RE AS MUCH SOLD ON THIS PLACE AS THE REST OF US . $
ISN'T SHE , ELISE ? $
02 YES . $
01 WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY ? $
03 BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU . $
01 WHY DO YOU LOVE ME ? $
03 BECAUSE YOU 'RE YOU . $
YOU 'RE MY TESTAMENT TO BRACKENHURST , I REMEMBER THE PRINCE
SS SAID TO ME - $
01 SNOB . $
03 THE PRINCESS SAID - ' WHY EMPLOY SOMEBODY WITH SUCH A FEE
BLE GRASP OF REALITY . ' $
SHE MEANT YOU . $
' YOUR HIGHNESS , ' I REPLIED , ' HERE WE CARE . ' $
AND HER HIGHNESS ANSWERED AND I WAS VERY MOVED BY THIS , ' P
ERHAPS IN THE KINGDOM OF THE MIND THE SANE ARE MAD AND THE M
AD SANE . ' $
SUCH A WAY SHE SAID IT . $
AND THEY SAY ROYALTY AREN'T INTELLECTUALS . $
THEY AREN'T IN THE WAY YOU ARE , JOANNE : NEUROTIC AND MISER
ABLE TRYING TO MAKE US ALL SAD . $
01 SHE STILL TOOK HER KID AWAY . $
03 YOU DRIVE EVERYONE AWAY . $
THE GOVERNORS FLED SO FAST YOU MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THE HOUSE
WAS ON FIRE . $
YOUR FEMINIST APPEALS STRIKE NO CHORD IN WOMEN AND SIMPLY RE
PEL MEN . $
01 GOOD . $
IT WAS A REAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME WHEN YOU GAVE IN . $
CHASTITY WAS SOMETHING OF A PASSION OF MINE . $
TO HAVE HELD OFF FOR SO LONG , ANN , AND THEN TO GIVE IN TO
THE BUTCHER - A FINE MAN , A WORKING MAN , AN ARTISAN CERTAI
NLY . $
BUT NOT THE MAN YOU DESERVE , THROUGH NO FAULT OF HIS OWN A
VICTIM , POOR SOD , ONE OF THE SODDING PEOPLE . $
03 I 'M A CUMBERSOME PERFORMER . $
I DON'T COUNT MYSELF VERY MUCH . $
I HAVEN'T LAID BARE GREAT GOLDEN FIELDS OF HAPPINESS I 'D CA
RE TO TELL YOU ABOUT . $
I DON'T HAVE SIMPLE SEXUAL NEEDS . $
NO-ONE WHO TEACHES AT BRACKENHURST DOES . $
WE 'RE ALL IN THE FREUD AND UNDERPANT CLASS . $
THE MEN I 'VE KNOWN LEAVE SOON AFTERWARDS . $
BUT MY EXPERIENCE OF MEN IS WHAT MAKES ME A WOMAN . $
01 HOW GROTESQUE . $
03 GROTESQUE IT MAY BE TO YOU WHOSE EXPERIENCE OF SEX IS THE
 BRACKENURST CHANGING ROOMS IN AMONG THE BRASSIERES BUT TO T
HOSE OF US - $
02 DO KEEP IT DOWN - $
03 YOU 'RE ON MY SIDE . $
01 ALL MY SUFFERING ! $
I SHALL CROP MY HAIR LIKE JOAN OF ARC . $
DREYER 1926 . $
EXTRAVAGANT GESTURE . $
03 WHILE YOU 'RE THERE , JOANNE , LISTEN . $
THE WORLD IS NOT DIVIDED INTO TWO . $
THE BAD AND THE GOOD AND THE WOMEN AND THE MEN . $
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ? $
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? $
01 I DON'T BELIEVE IT . $
03 CAN YOU HEAR ME ? $
ALL RIGHT DO YOU FEEL BETTER ? $
YOU 'VE CAUSED A LOT OF TROUBLE WITH YOUR VIEWS . $
LET 'S GET THIS STRAIGHT . $
I AM A WOMAN AND I 'M INFERIOR TO MEN . $
THE WOMAN'S PLACE IS BELOW , BENEATH AND UNDER MEN . $
01 IT 'S NOT . $
03 I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR MY RIGHT TO BE INFERIOR . $
INFERIORITY IS A PRIVILEGE I WISH TO PRESERVE . $
I DON'T WANT TO BE EQUAL . $
AND I DON'T WANT MY GIRLS EQUAL . $
AND I DON'T WANT A SOCIALIST COMMUNITY . $
01 NOW IT COMES OUT . $
03 SEE WHAT I WANT ? $
SEE WHAT I WANT ? $
02 LEAVE HER ALONE . $
03 I 'M LOSING MY PUPILS , MY GOVERNORS , MY SCHOOL , MY SEL
F-RESPECT . $
02 LEAVE HER ALONE . $
LET 'S GO FOR A DRINK . $
03 YESTERDAY SHE HANDED ALL THE GIRLS A JAR OF VASELINE . $
01 VERY GOOD , EXCELLENT . $
03 DRINK ? $
02 YOU CAN TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT . $
WITH THE PRESENT SHORTAGE OF MEN YOU MAY TAKE ME OUT . $
03 THANK YOU . $
02 DON'T BE SHY . $
03 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ? $
02 SCOTCH . $
03 GO MAD AND HAVE A CAMPARI . $
02 I 'LL HAVE A SCOTCH . $
03 MY FIRST ... $
02 WHAT ? $
GO ON , SAY . $
03 LOVELY DRESS . $
02 THANK YOU . $
03 LOVELY . $
02 HUH HUH . $
03 YOU 'VE GOT THE FIGURE FOR IT TOO . $
SO SLIM . $
02 FLATCHESTED . $
I 'VE ALWAYS HAD SMALL BREASTS . $
03 I DIDN'T IMAGINE THEY 'D SHRUNK . $
OH VERY GOOD . $
SO FAR VERY GOOD . $
02 IT DOESN'T CONVINCE ME FOR A MOMENT . $
I FEEL EXCEEDINGLY FOOLISH . $
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I 'D NEVER LAUGH AT A JOKE LIKE THAT . $
03 I WAS PERFECTLY WELL IN THERE . $
02 IT 'S NOT A BIT REALISTIC . $
03 I WISH I HAD YOUR BREASTS . $
02 YOU 'RE WELCOME TO THEM . $
03 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS PEOPLE LIKE ABOUT BIG BREASTS . $
02 DON'T BE ABSURD . $
ABSURD . $
HAVE YOU EVER TALKED LIKE , A MAN WOULD FLY IF YOU SAID THAT
 . $
03 WHO 'S THE MAN ? $
02 YOU ARE . $
03 SO ? $
02 SO ... $
03 I MAKE THE RULES . $
02 YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS . $
ARE YOU A MAN ? $
03 I 'M THE BLOODY MAN . $
02 THEN NO BREASTS . $
BREASTS ARE OUT . $
YOU MAY COMMENT ON MINE BUT YOU MAY NOT REFER TO YOUR OWN .
$
03 I KNEW WHEN I FIRST MET YOU THAT HERE WAS SOMEONE VERY WA
RM , VERY RESPONSIVE WHO WOULD UNDERSTAND THE TROUBLES - IN
MY LIFE IMMEDIATELY . $
02 A GREAT IMPROVEMENT . $
CERTAINLY ... $
03 A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT THE PHYSICAL THING . $
02 THAT 'S MY EXPERIENCE . $
03 BUT WHEN SOMEBODY SPECIAL - $
02 ABSOLUTELY THE SAME THING WITH ME . $
03 THEN THERE IS AN IMMEDIATE - I WANT A WORD . $
02 RAPPORT - $
03 RAPPORT - $
02 YES ? $
03 IT 'S GOING TO BE MORE THAN PHYSICAL . $
THOUGH OF COURSE IT MAY BE PHYSICAL AS WELL . $
02 AS WELL . $
OF COURSE . $
03 IT WILL IN FACT BE BETTER FOR THE PHYSICAL THING WILL BE
BASED ON SOMETHING REAL . $
02 THAT 'S TREMENDOUSLY EXCITING . $
03 IT WILL BE BASED ON OUR RESPECT FOR EACH OTHERS' MINDS .
$
02 RATHER THAN OUR BODIES . $
03 YOU KNOW . $
02 I KNOW . $
03 DON'T YOU THINK WE HAVE SOMETHING ? $
02 ANN , I 'VE NO SOONER SAT DOWN THAN - $
03 I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YOU . $
02 AND IN FRONT OF JOANNE . $
THERE 'VE BEEN OTHERS , ANN . $
03 I KNOW . $
02 OH I DON'T MEAN OTHERS PHYSICALLY , THOUGH THERE HAVE BEE
N OTHERS - PHYSICALLY . $
I MEAN I 'M NOT YOUNG ENOUGH TO IMAGINE ... $
LET 'S SAY I 'VE WOKEN UP MORE TIMES THAN I 'VE BEEN TO BED
. $
I 'M NOT YOUNG ENOUGH TO THINK THINGS WILL EVER BE DIFFERENT
 . $
03 I DON'T WANT TO CROWD YOU OUT . $
02 NO . $
03 I MEAN IT . $
02 YES . $
03 NO I MEAN - $
02 LISTEN . $
03 YES . $
02 WE 'LL HAVE A GO . $
01 IS THIS A PRIVATE GAME OR CAN ANYONE JOIN IN ? $
02 IT IS FOR TWO PLAYERS . $
03 ELISE AND I . $
02 LOVE IS NOT A GAME . $
THE LOVE OF A MAN . $
03 HERE PLAYED BY ME . $
02 FOR A WOMAN . $
03 ELISE . $
02 IS THE YOLK OF THE COSMIC EGG . $
THE GOOD BIT . $
01 I SEE YOU 'RE GOING TO BE FOOLISH ALL NIGHT . $
02 I 'VE COME FROM THE GRAVEYARD WHERE MY FATHER IS BURIED I
NTO THE LIGHT OF A ROOM WHERE A MAN SITS AND WAITS NOT ATTEN
DING THE SERVICE , NOT INVITED . $
HIS ROOM HAS WHITE WALLS AND ENOUGH BOOKS TO GO ROUND AND -
OH - HE HAS I CANNOT DESCRIBE IT HE HAS WISE EYES AND IS PEA
CEFUL AND WELL LIKED AND CONTENTED IN THE EVENING , AND CAN
FORGET , IS ABLE TO FORGET . $
03 I 'M WALKING WITH A DOG ACROSS A HILLSIDE AND CAN SEE THE
 FARM WHERE HE IS MENDING A BARN DOOR AT WHICH HE IS HOPELES
S , AS HE IS AT MOST PRACTICAL THINGS , BUT I KEEP IT IN ME
THAT I DON'T THINK HE 'S VERY GOOD AT THINGS , AS HE IS NICE
 AND AS HE IS A BIT SOULFUL . $
01 I 'M LYING WITH MY LEGS OPEN BEING LICKED OFF BY A DOG .
$
HE IS BRAVE AND NICE AND HAS WISE EYES . $
03 YOUR HAIR 'S ALL WET . $
01 I FELL IN THE BATH . $
03 I HOPE IT TAUGHT YOU A LESSON . $
02 DESCRIBE HIS PRICK . $
03 UNCIRCUMCISED . $
01 YOU 'VE GOT SLOVENLY MINDS AND WORSE BODIES AND WHY I SHO
ULD EXPEND THIS ENERGY ON YOU I DON'T KNOW . $
WHAT 'S WRONG IS NOT THE SYSTEM BUT THAT YOU POOR CHEAP VICT
IMS OF THE THING SHOULD ABSURDLY SEE YOURSELF AS WINNERS . $
02 THERE 'S SOMETHING IN WHAT SHE SAYS . $
03 I ADMIRE HER FOR SAYING IT . $
02 SHE 'S CERTAINLY GOT GUTS . $
03 AND A HELL OF A WAY WITH WORDS . $
02 YOU 'VE GOT TO ADMIRE HER . $
03 NOW SHUT UP . $
02 HOW LONG 'S HIS PRICK ? $
03 NEVER MEASURED IT . $
TOO SATISFIED TO CARE . $
01 IF THE LENGTH OF A MAN'S PENIS WERE THE MEASURE OF HIS WO
RTH THEN LIFE WOULD FALL VERY EASILY INTO PLACE . $
02 AT MY HUSBAND'S SCHOOL . $
01 YOUR WHAT ? $
YOUR HUSBAND ? $
02 I AM MARRIED YOU KNOW . $
01 I NEVER KNEW THAT . $
03 ROGER . $
01 YOU 'RE MARRIED ? $
AND YOU PERSIST IN THIS FANTASY THAT MARRIAGE IS GOOD AND ME
N WERE MADE FOR WOMEN ? $
02 LIKE FALLING OFF A HORSE . $
YOU GET BACK ON AGAIN . $
01 MY GOD ! $
02 YOU CARRY ON . $
I 'VE STILL GOT HIS SHARES . $
IF THE FACTS OF ALL THIS DEPRESS YOU , LET 'S STOP NOW RATHE
R THAN CARRY ON . $
ROGER MEANT LOTS TO ME MORE THAN YOU COULD GUESS FROM THE TR
ANSCRIPT OF THE DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS WHICH IS IN ITSELF AN UN
SUNG OPERA . $
03 IF THE MEMORY OF HIM OBTRUDES INTO OUR LOVEMAKING . $
02 WE MUST GO ON . $
03 IS JOANNE IN THE WAY ? $
02 LEAVE HER . $
01 BABYLONIAN WHORE . $
03 IF WHEN I FEEL YOU YOU CAN FEEL NO PAIN . $
02 RELAX . $
03 CAN WE MAKE IT ? $
OVER THE YEARS AND PAST THE DEBRIS INTO THE ROSETREES AND TH
E VALLEY . $
02 OVER THE HOLLIHOCKS AND THE CHRYSANTHEMUMS INTO THE WATER
FALL AND THE CLEARING PAST THE BREAKFASTS AND THE CRYING AND
 THE - $
03 ROSETREES . $
02 PAST THE ROSETREES INTO A CLEARING . $
HELP ME INTO THE CLEARING . $
03 CAN WE MAKE IT ? $
02 O DESDEMONA ! $
HEAVEN FORFEND THAT I , TO WHOM THOU HAS'T ENTRUSTED LOVE ,
HERE , HERE ON THIS TEEMING SOIL , THAT HAS'T OUR MEETING HE
RE ENTRUSTED TO THE EARTH , SHOULD , WITH MINE OWN HAND , PL
UCK MY DAGGER FROM MY SIDE , AND WITH DELIBERATE STEALTH MAK
E TO PLUNDER THAT WHICH I HAVE MADE MY OWN . $
03 HUSH SWEET OPHELIA , LET NOT THE ARDOUR OF THY LOVE THY T
EMPER OVERTHROW . $
02 IF WE SETTLED IN ADVANCE FOR LESS THAN WHAT WE WANTED , A
DMITTED FROM THE START IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THE THING PRO
PERLY , WOULD THAT BE MORE SATISFACTORY ? $
03 NO . $
02 IS THERE A WAY , COULD THERE BE A WAY OF STARTING A RELAT
IONSHIP THAT WASN'T GOING TO END IN CONFUSION AND TURNING AW
AY AT PARTIES TO AVOID THE EYE OF THE PERSON WHO KNEW YOU .
$
03 MAYBE SOMEONE WHOSE BALLS YOU 'VE PLAYED WITH WHILE THEY
WERE ASLEEP . $
02 IS THERE A WAY OF COMING TO THEM AND LOOKING THEM IN THE
EYE AND BEING HONEST AND FREE ? $
03 IF I TOOK YOU , IF I TOOK YOU INSIDE ME - $
02 OTHER WAY ROUND . $
03 SORRY , IF YOU TOOK ME INSIDE YOU , WOULD YOU WONDER IF I
 CRIED SUDDENLY AT NIGHT OR FLED TO LONDON OR FORGOT A MEETI
NG . $
02 HOW CAN I TELL YOU WHAT AN AFFAIR WITH A WOMAN LIKE ME WO
ULD BE LIKE ? $
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I 'M FLIRTATIOUS , HORRIBLY ROMANTIC AND UNRELIABLE . $
03 AND AS A MAN , I 'M PRONE TO SUDDEN ANGER , LIKE A LION I
N THE WAY I AM . $
02 I 'M LIKE A CHEETAH . $
03 I 'M LIKE A LION . $
02 I 'M LIKE A GNU . $
03 I 'M LIKE A HIPPOPOTAMUS . $
02 IF THERE WERE SOME WAY OF EXPRESSING TO YOU DIRECTLY THE
LIKELIHOOD , THE PROBABILITY OF DISASTER , THEN YOU MIGHT BA
CK AWAY AND SAY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET HURT . $
03 IF YOU COULD SEE AS I DO THE HOPE OF THE WORLD LYING IN W
OMEN BEING DIFFERENT FROM MEN , I 'VE ALWAYS PUT THEM ON A P
EDESTAL - THEY 'RE KINDER AND BETTER ABLE TO COPE . $
02 IN THIS WIRLIGIG . $
03 IN THIS VORTEX . $
02 IN THIS WIRLIGIG THERE ARE NO MASTERS . $
THERE IS MAN . $
THERE IS WOMAN . $
03 THERE IS DESERT . $
02 DESERT ? $
03 AGAINST THE ELEMENTS , MAN , WOMAN . $
02 THERE IS DESERT , I WISH IT WERE POSSIBLE . $
WHAT DO YOU THINK ? $
01 I THINK YOU 'RE NUTS AND WE 'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE
. $
02 BUT THIS TIME A REAL RELATIONSHIP . $
01 THE NUMBER OF TIMES I 'VE HEARD YOU SAY YOU WERE A GNU AN
D ANN RESPOND WITH THE UNLIKELY INFORMATION THAT SHE 'S A HI
PPOPOTAMUS ARE REALLY BEYOND COUNTING . $
IF IT EVER CAME TO ANYTHING , I WOULDN'T MIND , BUT THE EVEN
ING DRAGS ON UNTIL THE GNU TURNS TO THE HIPPOPOTAMUS AND SAY
S SHALL WE WATCH NEWS AT TEN ? $
02 THERE OUGHT TO BE A WAY OF STARTING A RELATIONSHIP AS YOU
 MEAN TO GO ON . $
WHAT HAPPENS NOW ? $
03 I DON'T KNOW . $
YOU 'VE DONE MORE OF THIS THAN I HAVE . $
02 THAT 'S NOT A VERY NICE THING TO SAY . $
03 I 'M SORRY . $
I DIDN'T MEAN IT . $
02 FORGET IT . $
03 ELISE , LET IT BE NOW . $
02 ARE YOU READY ? $
03 I CAN'T WAIT . $
02 I 'M SO SCARED AT THIS STAGE . $
03 THIS IS AN INEVITABLE STAGE . $
THINK OF IT AS EXPRESSION . $
ELISE . $
01 STOP . $
STOP . $
03 WHY ? $
01 IN FRONT OF ME . $
03 UNDRESS . $
INCREDIBLE . $
01 ' THE LYRIC FLUENCY OF OZU IS THE NEAREST THE JAPANESE CI
NEMA GETS TO CHEKHOV . ' $
DISCUSS . $
' LEE MARVIN REPRESENTS NOT JUST CAPITALIST MAN IN A STATE O
F REPRESSED AGGRESSION , BUT THE ENTIRE WELTANSCHAUNG OF CON
TEMPORARY AMERICAN LIFE . ' $
OH YES . $
02 WHAT TIME IS IT ? $
01 FIVE . $
02 MORNING ? $
01 AFTERNOON . $
02 WHAT 'S HAPPENING ? $
01 ANN IS TEACHING CHEMISTRY . $
I AM READING DRIVEL . $
ARE YOU FEELING ANY BETTER ? $
02 NO . $
01 ' DONALD DUCK'S DRIBBLINGS OF PREMATURE EJACULATION SYMBO
LISE THE FAILURE OF WESTERN MAN ... $
02 CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING ? $
01 NO . $
02 IT 'S COMING ALL RIGHT . $
I HAVE A SUDDEN PASSION FOR PINEAPPLE . $
I 'D REALLY LOVE A SLICE OF PINEAPPLE . $
01 YESTERDAY IT 'S PRUNES , TODAY IT 'S PINEAPPLE . $
YOU DON'T FOOL ANYBODY . $
02 WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME ? $
01 YOU 'LL DAMAGE THE LITTLE BASTARD . $
02 GIVE IT A LIVELY RIDE . $
WE ARE FROM ROEDEAN GOOD GIRLS ARE WE WE TAKE CARE OF OUR VI
RGINITY AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN RIGHT UP ROE
DEAN SCHOOL UP SCHOOL UP SCHOOL . $
I 'LL MAKE THE LITTLE BASTARD GLAD HE WAS BORN . $
01 YOU 'RE SO SURE IT 'S A BOY . $
02 I WANT A BOY . $
YOU BELIEVE ME THEN . $
01 I THINK IT SHOWS GREAT IMAGINATION . $
02 YOU BELIEVE IT EXISTS . $
01 I THINK IT 'S THE MOST WONDERFUL THING . $
02 I DON'T WANT TO DO MYSELF DAMAGE . $
01 OF COURSE NOT . $
01 I STILL SAY YOU 'VE BEEN SCREWED . $
02 AND I SAY I HAVEN'T . $
01 IT DOESN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT . $
02 IT HAPPENED THIS TIME . $
01 YOU CAN'T BE PREGNANT IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LAID . $
IT 'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE . $
02 ONCE . $
01 THAT DOESN'T COUNT . $
02 I MAY HAVE A MESSIAH . $
01 YOU 'LL NEVER CONVINCE ME . $
IT WAS A VOW , A VOW MUTUALLY AGREED . $
NO MEN . $
PURE FEMINISM , PURE LOVE . $
BRACKENHURST INCHES THE WORLD FORWARD . $
YOU AGREED . $
02 I NEVER AGREED . $
01 I WON'T READ THIS RUBBISH . $
IT WAS AGREED BETWEEN US THAT IT WAS POSSIBLE TO CREATE A SO
CIETY OF WOMEN . $
THAT WAS FINE . $
AS LONG AS NO-ONE BETRAYED THE IDEAL , I TOLERATED DISSENT .
 $
BUT THEN BRACKENHURST FELL APART . $
BRACKENHURST IS PURE FEMINISM . $
BRACKENHURST INCHES THE WORLD FORWARD . $
THE FALLING APART WAS IN THIS MANNER : ANN LAID , HASKINS RE
SPONSIBLE , RETRIBUTION STRANGELY TRANSFERRED TO YOU . $
02 SHE GOT THE FUN , I GOT THE BABY . $
SHE AND I WERE VERY CLOSE . $
01 EXACTLY . $
02 YOU DON'T RESENT US LOVING EACH OTHER ? $
01 YOU 'RE NOT IN LOVE . $
IT IS A CONSPIRACY . $
02 THERE WAS VERY LITTLE ELSE AROUND . $
01 I AM VERY LITTLE ELSE , I SUPPOSE . $
02 YOU 'RE NOT REALLY MATURE . $
AND YOU SEEM TO PROVIDE YOURSELF WITH ALL THE LOVING YOU NEE
D . $
01 BRACKENHURST INCHES THE WORLD FORWARD . $
I 'VE TAKEN TO SMOKING . $
02 NOT THE ONLY SIGN OF DECAY . $
01 MY HAIR 'S FALLING OUT WITH ARSENIC POISONING AND MY NAIL
S HAVE GONE SOFT . $
02 IT 'S ALL FANTASY . $
01 YOU THINKING YOURSELF PREGNANT AND ME THINKING MYSELF DEA
D . $
02 MURDERED . $
01 YES . $
02 WHY SHOULD SHE WANT TO KILL YOU ? $
01 WHY DOES SHE KEEP ME HERE ? $
02 YOU 'RE HER PUPIL , REALLY . $
YOU 'RE THE ONLY ONE NOW , APART FROM THAT ONE DOWNSTAIRS .
$
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01 I ALWAYS KNEW BOSSY LUCRECIA WOULD OUTLIVE THE REST . $
02 ANN HAS MADE HER HEAD GIRL . $
01 AS SHE 'S THE ONLY ONE , IT 'S NOT MUCH OF AN HONOUR . $
02 SYMBOLIC . $
01 UGH , MOTHERHOOD SUITS YOU . $
HOW CAN YOU ? $
02 WHAT ? $
01 KNIT . $
AREN'T YOU ASHAMED . $
DOESN'T IT MEAN ANYTHING TO BE CAST IN A FOREVER AND ALWAYS
ROLE OF THE MOST BLATANT SUBMISSION ? $
02 I LIKE IT . $
01 HAVE YOU NEVER WANTED TO CHANGE ? $
02 WOMEN HAVE BABIES . $
01 SO ? $
02 IT 'S BIOLOGICAL . $
THEY DIVE FOR THE BREAST . $
01 BUT THE CARE OF BABIES ? $
IS THAT ALL YOU LOOK FORWARD TO ? $
02 I SPENT THE FIRST HALF OF MY LIFE ON MY BACK . $
I WANT SOMETHING TO SHOW FOR IT . $
01 BUT THE TWO SHOULD BE CONNECTED . $
YEARS OF INDULGENCE - NOTHING . $
THEN YOU STOP AND SUDDENLY YOU 'RE PREGNANT . $
NOW YOU 'LL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TENDING A KID WHILE
LIFE HAPPENS AROUND YOU . $
02 NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AT BRACKENHURST . $
01 I DON'T MEAN BRACKENHURST , I MEAN THE WORLD . $
02 BRACKENHURST INCHES THE WORLD FORWARD , BRACKENHURST ...
$
01 ALL RIGHT . $
THAT CAN'T BE ALL YOU WANT . $
02 MY MOTHER WAS A COMMUNIST . $
SHE HAD THREE HOUSES , A LARGE PRIVATE INCOME , A COUPLE OF
SCARCELY LITERATE NOVELIST LOVERS AND A SMALL PINK CARD THAT
 SAID SHE WAS A MEMBER OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY . $
MY FATHER HAD VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH HER APART FROM THEIR IN
ITIAL UNION , A POLICY HE WAS WISE TO MAINTAIN FOR ALL HIS T
HIRTY-SEVEN YEARS . $
SPENT MOSTLY AS A SCHOOLTEACHER BEFORE HIS EARLY DEATH WHEN
A GOLD CRUCIFIX SUSPENDED FROM THE CEILING OF CHARTRES CATHE
DRAL FELL ON HIS HEAD . $
HENCE MY HATRED OF RELIGION . $
AND OF TEACHING . $
SO I WASN'T VERY POLITICAL FROM THE START . $
MY MOTHER'S MONEY WAS IN PATENT MEDICINE . $
MY FATHER'S HEART WAS IN CULTURE . $
WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY I 'M SICK OF WATCHING YOU TWO FIGHT IT
 OUT . $
I 'VE NEVER SEEN THE NEED TO GET THAT WORKED UP . $
01 I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING CLASS . $
02 I NEVER SAID SO . $
I SHALL DEVOTE MY LIFE TO REARING CHILDREN . $
01 IT SOON WON'T BE NECESSARY . $
THIS MIGHT INTEREST YOU . $
THERE ARE 46 CHROMOSOMES IN EACH HUMAN CELL . $
DO YOU KNOW THAT ? $
IN EACH CELL . $
OF THESE 46 , TWO ARE THE SEX CHROMOSOMES , DETERMINING SEX
. $
NOW BOTH SEXES HAVE IN COMMON ONE X CHROMOSOME , AND IN THE
WOMAN THE OTHER SEX CHROMOSOME IS AN X AS WELL . $
WHEREAS IN THE MAN IT 'S A Y . $
THE WOMAN IS XX , THE MAN XY . $
THAT Y IS AN IMPURITY , A FREAK , A BIOLOGICAL ACCIDENT THAT
 IS BEING SLOWLY ERADICATED BY NATURAL DEVELOPMENT , WHICH I
S WORKING TOWARDS THE PUREST FORM . $
PURE XX - FEMALE AS WE CALL IT TODAY . $
02 BABIES ? $
01 SOME OTHER METHOD . $
02 A BETTER METHOD ? $
01 WHO KNOWS ? $
02 AND WILL THERE STILL BE LOVE ? $
01 IF YOU WANT IT . $
02 PLEASURES OF THE BODY ? $
01 PLEASURES OF THE MIND . $
02 I DON'T WANT YOUR EVOLUTION . $
01 NO CHOICE . $
02 AND WILL WE EVER BE HAPPY ? $
01 DON'T BE TRIVIAL . $
02 I DON'T CALL IT - OW , IT KICKED . $
01 IMPOSSIBLE . $
02 I FELT IT . $
01 I BELIEVE YOU FELT IT , BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT KICKED . $
TASTE THIS . $
02 WHAT IS IT ? $
01 THIS IS MY MASHED POTATO . $
WE HAD IT FOR LUNCH . $
I 'D LIKE YOU TO TRY SOME . $
IT 'S POISONED . $
02 EUGH , IT 'S VILE . $
01 TASTE SOME TITFACE . $
02 MASHED POTATO . $
01 I SAID . $
02 I THINK IT 'S VERY GOOD . $
01 ARE YOU GETTING THAT BITTER TASTE - ACID TINGE ? $
02 NO . $
HOW DID YOU GET IT ? $
01 I SCOOPED IT OFF THE PLATE WHEN ANN WASN'T LOOKING . $
IT 'S BLATANTLY POISONED . $
I HAVE TO GET RID OF IT . $
THERE 'S QUITE A PILE OUT THERE , BUT NO-ONE EVER NOTICES .
$
I WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE BUT YOU . $
02 THERE 'S NO-ONE ELSE TO TELL . $
01 TRUE . $
02 WE OUGHT TO SEE MORE PEOPLE . $
01 I 'VE SUDDENLY SEEN WHAT 'S DOGGED ME ALL ALONG . $
ANN IS THE FATHER OF YOUR CHILD . $
02 HARDLY . $
01 THE X CHROMOSOME ASCENDS . $
02 HA HA . $
01 I 'VE BEEN THINKING ALL DAY ABOUT YOUR STORY AND THERE 'S
 ONE THING MISSING . $
WHERE 'S THE MAN ? $
02 DO YOU THINK I LIKE BEING ABNORMAL ? $
01 IT 'S BIOLOGICALLY POSSIBLE ANN IS THE FATHER . $
02 WHEN IT FIRST HAPPENED I WAS HELL'S ASHAMED . $
WHO WANTS A BABY AND NOT KNOW HOW ? $
01 IT 'S OBVIOUSLY ANN'S . $
02 YOU AGREE IT EXISTS . $
01 I 'VE CHANGED MY THEORY TO FIT THE FACTS . $
02 HOW COULD ANN HAVE DONE IT ? $
01 YOU REMEMBER THAT NIGHT ? $
02 I 'M NOT ASKING WHEN , I 'M ASKING HOW . $
01 WHAT WAS THAT BUSINESS ABOUT , THE NIGHT I FAINTED ? $
THE NIGHT YOU DID YOUR ACT IN FRONT OF ME ? $
02 OH . $
JOKE . $
01 THIS CHILD 'S NOT GOING TO DO WHAT YOU WANT . $
IT WON'T GET YOU OUT OF HERE . $
IT IS INCESTUOUS OFFSPRING OF THIS PLACE . $
02 IT IS THE HOPE I HAVE OF HAPPINESS . $
01 I 'M SORRY FOR YOU THEN . $
I 'M CHANGING FOR SUPPER . $
02 THERE 'S NO NEED TO DRESS BEHIND THERE . $
01 DOESN'T MATTER . $
02 I WOULDN'T BE EMBARRASSED TO SEE YOUR BODY . $
01 PLEASE . $
02 I 'D QUITE LIKE IT . $
01 I DON'T WANT TO BE WATCHED ALL THE TIME . $
02 THERE 'S NO NEED TO BE SO PRUDISH . $
01 I AM NOT A PRUDE . $
I JUST - $
02 WHAT ? $
01 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE LEAVE ME ALONE . $
02 BODY BODY BODY BODY BODY . $
01 AAAAH ! $
02 JOANNE . $
JOANNE , ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? $
ARE YOU OK IN THERE . $
JOANNE . $
JOANNE . $
01 AND YOUR CHILD WILL VERY PROBABLY BE STILLBORN . $
02 YOU WORRIED ME . $
01 NOT REALLY . $
02 IF I HAVE A BOY I 'LL CALL IT JOSEPH , BUT IF IT 'S A GIR
L JOANNE . $
01 HA HA . $
02 I MEAN IT . $
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU . $
01 ELISE WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET ? $
02 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW EASY YOU ARE TO UPSET . $
YOU 'RE A JOY . $
03 LUCRECIA'S CHEMISTRY IS DEFINITELY IMPROVING . $
01 DADDY ! $
03 ARE YOU ANY BETTER , ELISE ? $
02 I 'M SURE I 'M PREGNANT . $
03 I 'M GIVING EVERYONE FLU INJECTIONS THIS YEAR TO PREVENT
THE SCHOOL GRINDING TO A HALT . $
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01 DON'T BRING THAT THING NEAR ME . $
02 NOR ME . $
IN MY CONDITION IT 'LL UPSET NATURE'S BALANCE . $
03 JOANNE , I TOLD YOU . $
01 VERY WELL . $
03 LUCRECIA - $
01 OUT OF BED , EARTHMOTHER , I 'VE GOT TO CHANGE YOUR SHEET
S . $
02 DO YOU THINK SHE 'S MURDERING OUR LAST PUPIL ? $
01 PUMP HER FULL OF VITAMINS TO KEEP HER BREATHING , MORE LI
KE . $
01 GET OFF THAT BED , HEFFALUMP . $
02 WHY ? $
01 IT 'S MINE . $
02 PARDON . $
I WONDER IF THINGS WILL BE BETTER NEXT TERM . $
01 THEY 'LL NEVER GET BETTER . $
THERE 'LL BE NO CHANGE . $
WE COULD BE SHITTING GOLD BRICKS HERE AND NO-ONE WOULD COME
TO SWEEP UP THE DUNG AFTER US . $
PEOPLE DON'T LIKE BRACKENHURST . $
IT 'S LIKE ALL THE OTHER USELESS INSTITUTIONS - SCHOOLS , MI
NISTRIES , THEATRES , MUSEUMS , POST OFFICES - PEOPLE WILL G
O A LONG WAY TO AVOID THEM . $
LOOK AT THOSE LAWNS AND FLOWERBEDS AND FOUNTAINS . $
NOBODY WANTS TO GO WHERE PEOPLE GATHER . $
WHO WANTS IT ? $
02 THERE 'S MUD ON MY SLIPPERS , JOANNE . $
ON MY SLIPPERS , MUD . $
ANN , THERE 'S MUD ON MY SLIPPERS . $
03 WELL , SHERLOCK , TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK . $
02 I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT OF THE HOUSE IN THEM . $
LOOK . $
JOANNE , DID YOU BORROW MY SLIPPERS FOR YOUR AGRICULTURAL CL
ASS ? $
01 OF COURSE NOT . $
I MEAN , YES . $
03 NO , YOU MEAN YES ? $
01 I ADMIT IT , YES . $
02 YOU PLANTED VEGETABLES IN MY SLIPPERS . $
01 NOT IN THEM . $
WEARING THEM . $
THAT 'S HOW THE MUD GOT ON THEM , SORRY . $
02 THE POM-POMS WILL WILT IF YOU GET THEM WET . $
01 IT 'S ALL IN THE PAST . $
03 YOU 'RE CHEERFUL , JOANNE . $
01 I 'M SORRY , DOES THAT SPOIL THE ATMOSPHERE ? $
03 NOT AT ALL . $
02 THERE 'S A TRAIL OF MUD IN FACT RIGHT ACROSS THE ROOM . $
01 IT LEADS FROM THE VEGETABLE PATCH TO YOUR BED . $
02 NOT THAT WAY IT DOESN'T . $
01 I 'LL DO THIS BED , WHILE YOU FINISH THAT . $
03 I 'LL HELP . $
01 IT 'S OK . $
03 DON'T PUT THOSE DIRTY SHEETS ON THE FLOOR . $
01 THEY 'RE DIRTY . $
03 NO NEED TO MAKE THEM DIRTIER . $
01 YOU LOOK AFTER THEM . $
02 THEY 'RE INCREDIBLY DIRTY . $
01 I 'LL DO THIS SIDE . $
02 JOANNE , HAVE YOU BEEN GROWING VEGETABLES IN YOUR BED ? $
01 NO . $
03 NO YOU MEAN YES ? $
01 NO I MEAN NO . $
02 WELL THE WORLD MUST BE FIGHTING ITS WAY THROUGH THE FLOOR
 . $
03 YOU 'RE TUNNELLING YOUR WAY OUT . $
01 ' THE GREAT ESCAPE . ' $
JOHN STURGES , 1963 . $
03 YOU 'VE RUINED MY PARQUET FLOOR IN YOUR MALICIOUS ATTEMPT
 TO ESCAPE . $
01 I THOUGHT I 'D GET AWAY WITH IT . $
03 YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T NOTICE GREAT PILES OF EARTH YOU 'V
E BEEN THROWING OUT THE WINDOW . $
01 I 'VE BEEN TRYING TO MIX IT WITH THE SOIL . $
03 WHAT ABOUT THE GREAT WHITE PATCHES OF COLD MASHED POTATO
, THEN ? $
01 THAT 'S POISONOUS POTATO . $
YOU CAN SEE THE PLANTS HAVE DIED OUT THERE . $
03 THE PLANTS HAVE SUFFOCATED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF GARBAGE YO
U POUR ON TO THEM . $
01 IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE TO PUT IT . $
03 WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE FIRST PLACE ? $
01 I WANTED OUT . $
03 YOU COULD HAVE COME AND SPOKEN TO ME . $
I WOULD HAVE LISTENED . $
01 I KNOW . $
03 QUIET , WAIT TILL YOU 'RE SPOKEN TO . $
EXPECTAVI ORATIONEM MIHI VERO QUERELAM ADDUXISTI . $
01 LOOK HOW FAR I GOT , LOOK HOW NEAR I WAS TO GETTING OUT .
 $
03 I KNEW ALL THE TIME . $
01 LIKE THAT DOG . $
YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT . $
03 IT 'S YOUR FAULT WALKING IN THE GROUNDS AT NIGHT . $
01 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU STARVED THE THING . $
I WAS THE FIRST MEAT IT HAD SEEN IN WEEKS . $
03 ALSATIANS CAN GO FOR LONG PERIODS WITHOUT FOOD . $
01 JUST SEE HOW NEAR I WAS . $
02 SECOND BOOTEE FINITO . $
LEGGINGS NOW . $
03 ' DEAR MUM , HOW ARE YOU ? $
IT 'S A LONG TIME SINCE I 'VE WRITTEN BUT WE 'VE BEEN TERRIB
LY BUSY THIS TERM - ALWAYS LIKE THIS IN THE CHRISTMAS TERM .
 $
I 'VE HARDLY HAD TIME TO SIT DOWN . $
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT BRACKENHURST ? ' $
01 I THOUGHT THE HOLS WERE VERY QUIET . $
THROUGH THE SUMMER MONTHS I DUG SO GENTLY INTO THE EARTH , T
OWARDS GREAT PEACEFULNESS UP THE HOLE . $
03 ' THESE ARE NOT DAYS , MOTHER , IN WHICH PRIVATE EDUCATIO
N IS MUCH VALUED . $
I SOMETIMES FEEL WE ARE OUT OF STEP WITH THIS GENERATION . $
IT IS A CONSTANT STRUGGLE TO KEEP IN TUNE WITH NEW IDEAS . $
HOWEVER A NEW CRICKET PAVILION WILL GO SOME WAY ... ' $
02 I 'M GIVING MYSELF A TIME LIMIT . $
IF I 'M NOT OUT OF HERE BY THE TIME THAT CHILD IS BORN , I '
LL KILL MYSELF . $
01 PROMISES , PROMISES . $
03 ' HOW IS FATHER ? $
HOW IS HIS FACE ? $
JOANNE AND ELISE SEND YOU THEIR LOVE . $
THEY ARE A CONSTANT SOURCE OF HELP TO ME . ' $
01 I 'M GOING TO BE SICK . $
03 ' WE HAVE MRS. REGINALD MAUDLING COMING FOR SPEECH DAY NE
XT YEAR . $
RATHER A CATCH . $
LOVE , ANN . ' $
ELISE , YOU REMEMBER MOTHER ? $
01 POISONER . $
03 WHAT ? $
01 YOU 'RE POISONING ME . $
03 HOW DO YOU KNOW ? $
01 AESOPHOGAL PAIN , VOMITING , BLOODY DIARRHOEA WITH TRACES
 OF MUCUS , WEAKNESS , JAUNDICE , RESTLESSNESS , HEADACHE ,
DIZZINESS , CHILLS , CRAMPS , IRRITABILITY , PARALYSIS , POL
YNEURITIS , ANESTHESIAS , PARESTHESIAS , HYPERCERATOSIS OF T
HE PALM AND SOLES OF THE FEET , CIRRHOSIS OF THE LIVER , NAU
SEA , ABDOMINAL CRAMPS , SALIVATION , CHRONIC NEPHRITIS IN T
HE CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM , DEPENDENT EDEMA , CARDIAC-FAILURE
 . $
03 REMEDY ? $
01 DIMERCAPROL . $
COMPLETE RECOVERY SIX MONTHS . $
03 THE HOCKEY CHAMPIONSHIPS OF BRACKENHURST . $
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01 THIS IS SERIOUS . $
03 THE SERIOUS CHAMPIONSHIP . $
01 WE NEED A FOURTH . $
02 I 'M NO GOOD ANYWAY , I 'D AS SOON GIVE UP . $
01 CERTAINLY NOT . $
THIS IS TO THE DEATH . $
02 I CAN SCARCELY GET ACROSS THE PITCH . $
I 'M SO FAR GONE . $
01 AND HERE AT BRACKENHURST THE TENSION IS WELL NIGH UNBEARA
BLE , WITH THREE PRIMA DONNAS OF THE HOCKEY CIRCUIT RANGED I
N CLAW TO CLAW FIGHTING . $
ANN : $
03 PRECISION GREAT MATURITY SKILL WONDERFUL EFFORTLESSNESS .
 $
01 JOANNE : $
03 BRUTE POWER BRILLIANT AIM MARVELLOUS SPEED . $
01 ELISE : $
03 THE ODD FLUKE SHOT RELIEVING GENERAL HOPELESSNESS . $
02 THANK YOU . $
01 IT WOULD BE MUCH BETTER IF WE HAD A FOURTH . $
02 MAN . $
03 VIGOUR AND DASH . $
01 CON BRIO . $
03 MY GOAL . $
01 THAT WAS PRACTICE . $
WE HADN'T STARTED PROPERLY . $
03 THAT WAS NOT WARMING UP . $
THAT WAS GAME . $
ELISE ? $
02 WASN'T WATCHING . $
01 THAT 'S RIGHT . $
OPT OUT . $
03 WHAT . $
02 TATTOOS ! $
01 THE CRIMINAL SISTERHOOD : TATTOOS . $
03 AND SCARS . $
01 I CUT MY WRISTS . $
03 WHEN ? $
01 SOME MONTHS AGO . $
03 WHAT HAPPENED ? $
01 NOTHING . $
YOU 'VE HEARD OF HAEMOPHILIACS , WELL I 'M A HAEMOPHOBIAC ,
COULDN'T KEEP THE WRETCHED STUFF FLOWING . $
COME ON SERVE . $
03 THE TATTOOS . $
01 EVERYONE HAS THEM . $
03 WHO ? $
01 IN HOLLOWAY . $
03 IN HOLLOWAY ! $
01 THE PRISONERS TATTOO THEIR GIRL-FRIENDS' NAMES ON THEIR A
RMS ; BUT WHEN THEY GET OUT THEIR PIMPS ARE ANGRY BECAUSE TH
EY SAY IT DRIVES OF CUSTOM . $
03 LET ME SEE . $
ANN . $
ELISE . $
01 LEAVE ME ALONE . $
03 YOU 'VE TATTOOED OUR NAMES ON YOUR ARM . $
01 I 'M TAKING A PENALTY . $
MY PIMP 'LL BE ANGRY WHEN I GET OUT . $
02 FIVE MINUTES' TIME . $
03 PLENTY CAN STILL HAPPEN . $
02 WE 'LL KNOW IN FIVE MINUTES . $
01 WE 'VE SAT THROUGH THIS VAST VACATION WAITING FOR DAMNED
ANYBODY TO ENROLL , FACE IT , NOBODY 'S COMING . $
03 GIVE IT TIME . $
WE ARE TEACHERS FIRST AND FOREMOST , YOU AND I , PLAIN STREN
GTH IT WOULD BE WRONG TO MISAPPLY . $
02 FIVE MINUTES AND THE TERM STARTS . $
03 UNLOCK THE DOORS . $
01 HARDLY ANY POINT . $
WE KNOW ALREADY . $
03 THAT 'S NOT TRUE . $
01 I THINK WE 'LL BE ABLE TO CONTROL THE FLOW . $
03 YOU 'RE REALLY BACK ON FORM . $
02 SHE GOT HER CONFIDENCE BACK . $
01 I DO FEEL SECURE . $
02 DO I CHALK UP THAT LAST GOAL OR NOT ? $
03 LET HER HAVE IT . $
01 MADAME . $
03 BULLY . $
01 I DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU FROM YOUR DUTIES , MY DEAR . $
03 I CALL IT POOR SPORTSMANSHIP WHEN YOU NEEDLE INSIDIOUSLY
AND SCRATCH AT SUBJECTS THAT ARE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GAME
IN HAND . $
01 WE 'RE ONLY PLAYING TO PASS THE TIME , THANKS TO YOUR SCH
OLASTIC SUCCESS . $
WE SHOULD BE OUT ON COCOA DUTY IN THE NORMAL WAY OF THINGS ,
 OR LUGGING TRUNKS UP ABANDONED STAIRCASES TO THE DORM , INS
TEAD OF STAGING THE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP OF ALL TIME .
 $
03 WE KNOW WHY BRACKENHURST HAS HIT A POOR PATCH . $
ONE PERSON TEACHING KNIFE THROWING , JEWBAITING , GUERILLA A
NTICS AND SEXUAL SELF-HELP HAS SHARPLY INFLUENCED ENROLMENT
FIGURES . $
01 FIRE ME . $
03 QUITE . $
SERVICE . $
01 YOUR OWN GOAL . $
MARK UP THAT POINT , ELISE . $
02 TO YOU ? $
01 TO ME . $
SHE 'S MAD . $
GIVE ME THE SLIPPER . $
YOU LOOK REALLY UGLY TODAY . $
UGLY IN SOME SPECIAL WAY FALLING OVER YOURSELF FOR THAT LITT
LE THING . $
SHE 'S GONE COMPLETELY OFF HER HEAD . $
03 TESTING , TESTING 1-2-3-4-5-. $
02 IT WORKS . $
01 FOUR WEEKS' WORK AND IT HAD BETTER . $
03 TESTING . $
REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR HEADMISTRESS . $
DO NOT COLLECT TWO HUNDRED POUNDS , DO NOT PASS GO . $
WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS LOVE , SWEET LOVE . $
01 GIVE ME ANOTHER . $
NO FUN WITH YOU . $
LOOK AT YOUR HORRIBLE BODY . $
02 MY STOMACH IS IN A WAY VERY BEAUTIFUL . $
01 IT WOULD NEED A WOMAN TO FANCY YOU . $
YOU REALLY LOOK REVOLTING . $
02 DOESN'T MATTER , YOU USED TO SAY , WHAT WOMEN LOOK LIKE .
 $
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE WAS A SNARE , SOMETHING MEN HAD INVENTED
 TO GRADE OFF WOMEN . $
01 ONE DAY ALL WOMEN ARE GOING TO BE EQUAL . $
02 IT 'S NOT SO MUCH THAT WOMEN AREN'T EQUAL . $
IT 'S MORE THAT THEY 'RE UGLY . $
03 WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS LOVE , SWEET LOVE . $
01 GIVE OVER . $
02 WHEN I FIRST LEARNT I WAS PREGNANT AND I DIDN'T GO TO A D
OCTOR BY THE WAY , JUST STOPPED GETTING THE CURSE AND WATCHE
D MYSELF INFLATE , THEN I FELT THE JOY OF A WAY TO LEAVE BRA
CKENHURST . $
NOW I 'VE HAD THE BUGGER IN MY WOMB SO LONG I FEEL I 'VE LUG
GED IT FROM HERE TO SINGAPORE . $
01 THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I FEEL I 'VE SUFFERED SO MUCH THAT T
HE WORLD HAS JUST GOT TO MOVE OVER AND YIELD . $
WHERE 'S IT COMING FROM ? $
02 IT 'S HER . $
01 THE REVOLUTIONARY PARTY HAS SEIZED CONTROL OF THE RADIO S
TATION AND THEREFORE DECLARES THE REVOLUTION COMPLETE . $
END OF REVOLUTION . $
03 THERE 'S NO ONE . $
NOT EVEN LUCRECIA . $
THERE ARE NO PUPILS . $
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR REVOLUTION . $
01 TOTAL ANNIHILATION . $
03 VERY WELL . $
01 ENOUGH . $
THE EXPERIMENT MUST BE COUNTED A FLOP . $
THE FIGHT BEGAN ON A REAL PRETEXT - WE WANTED THE HEARTS AND
 MINDS OF OUR PUPILS . $
I WAS TO SET UP A FEMINIST COMMUNITY . $
THE RESULT IS THE FIRST FEMINIST BIRTH . $
03 THAT 'S NOT THE WAY I SAW IT . $
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01 THE WRISTS I CUT IN SUMMER SEVERAL TIMES . $
WE HAVE CREDENTIALS OF OUR SUFFERING - ALL OF US . $
02 MY BABY . $
03 IS THAT THE LITTLE BABY ? $
OOH . $
DIDDUMS . $
CAN I COME OUT NOW AUNTIE ? $
NO YOU CAN'T - NOT FOR A MONTH OR TWO . $
OH HE 'S CRYING . $
02 HE WANTS A LITTLE PEACE . $
JOANNE , LOCK THE DOORS . $
03 IS THE CRYING ? $
OOH . $
ARE YOU SAD ? $
02 IT WASN'T WORTH WAITING THROUGH THE VAC . $
03 WE HELD ON . $
02 REALLY IT WAS JUST DELAY . $
03 WHAT DO YOU DO NOW ? $
02 FIND A FATHER . $
03 ELISE . $
02 IT 'S WELL ENOUGH FOR YOU . $
YOU HAVE A MAN . $
03 I NEVER KNEW HASKINS . $
I PRETENDED . $
02 BUT YOU SAID . $
03 THINK I 'D SLEEP WITH A TRADESMAN ? $
I 'VE GOT SOME PRIDE LEFT . $
02 VIRILITY ATTRACTED YOU . $
03 I JUST WANTED TO ANNOY HER . $
02 WHILE YOU WERE POISONING HER . $
03 YES . $
02 THIS IS NOT THE WAY WOMEN SPEAK TOGETHER , IT 'S NOT THE
WAY THEY LIVE . $
IT DOESN'T RING TRUE . $
03 THE SLOW SPRINKLING OF ARSENIC SEEMED AS HUMANE A WAY AS
POSSIBLE . $
I 'VE NOT THOUGHT JOANNE EVIL OR DEPRAVED . $
WAYWARD MORE LIKE AND NEEDING ME . $
01 SO I CAN GO NOW ? $
02 I JUST WANT TO SAY TO YOU , JOANNE , I THINK YOU 'RE BLOO
DY MARVELLOUS AND YOUR GENERATION IS MORE BLOODY MARVELLOUS
THAN ANY BEFORE IT . $
AND IF EVER I WANT A FRIEND FOR LIFE , I 'LL WANT YOU . $
01 WOMEN ARE GOING TO BE FREE ONE DAY TO BEHAVE AS THEY CHOO
SE . $
WE 'RE ONLY SO FAR FLEDGLINGS ON THIS EARTH . $
03 BREAK IT UP . $
02 THERE WAS NO VIRGIN BIRTH . $
THERE ARE SIMPLY DECLINING STANDARDS IN PRIVATE EDUCATION AN
D THAT IS ALL . $
01 PRIVATE SCHOOLS WERE ALWAYS LIKE THIS . $
WE 'RE NOT UNUSUAL . $
03 I KNOW WHAT YOU FEEL . $
WE 'VE ALL BEEN BROUGHT UP TO BE SOLD OUT AND PITIED AND SCO
RNED AND SCREWED AND ABUSED . $
SHE 'S RIGHT . $
SO WHAT ? $
01 SO ? $
03 WELL , EXACTLY . $
01 WHY ARE THE WORKERS SILENT , ANN ? $
WHY DOES THE REVOLUTION LAND WITH SUCH A SIGH ? $
TWENTY-FIVE YEARS THE WAR IS OVER , AND EVERYONE TRYING TO G
ET THE WORKERS TO RESPOND . $
AND THEY WON'T . $
WHERE ARE THE WORKING WOMEN ? $
LULLED BY ROMANTIC LOVE AND GETTING HOME TO COOK THE DINNER
. $
03 I WAS WEANED ON R A BUTLER AND THE BEVERIDGE REPORT , SO
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU 'RE TALKING ABOUT . $
01 WHY HAVE HALF THE WORLD , THE WOMEN , VOWED NEVER TO FIGH
T , TO BE SLOW TO ANGER , NOT TO DESTROY THE WORLD ? $
03 IF YOU 'D EVER HAD ANYTHING BUT SOME GENERALISED COMPLAIN
T I COULD SYMPATHISE . $
BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WANT . $
SOME UNSTATED ALTERNATIVE THAT EVAPORATES LIKE YOUR BREATH O
N THE AIR . $
01 HELP PACK THESE AWAY . $
03 THOSE ARE GOOD CHAIRS YOU 'RE MANHANDLING . $
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? $
01 HISTORIC EVOLUTION . $
THE END OF BRACKENHURST . $
' CITIZEN KANE . ' $
ORSON WELLES , 1942 . $
03 I 'VE NO INTENTION . $
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01 THIS IS THE END OF IT . $
03 PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME . $
PLEASE . $
01 AFTER THE REVOLUTION , RETRIBUTION . $
02 LOOK WHAT I 'VE BEEN HIDING IN THE WINE CELLAR . $
01 GET OUT THE WAY . $
DON'T MOVE . $
02 SEE MY BIKE . $
I 'LL BE IN GLOUCESTERSHIRE BY DAWN . $
01 SHUT UP . $
02 DOWN THE M1 , PAUSING ONLY FOR CHILDBIRTH AT AN ALL NIGHT
 CAFF . $
01 SHUT UP . $
THIS IS MY REVOLUTION . $
03 DON'T THINK I CAN'T TAKE A JOKE , JOANNE . $
02 GIVE IT TO HER , GIVE IT TO HER , JOANNE . $
03 I JUST . $
02 LET HER HAVE IT . $
01 SHALL I ? $
02 YES . $
01 YES ? $
02 YES . $
YOU 'RE JOKING . $
01 NO . $
02 SOME GLADIATORS YOU TURNED OUT TO BE . $
I 'VE SPENT THE LAST YEAR WATCHING YOU TWO THROW EACH OTHER
ROUND LIKE INDIAN CLUBS . $
01 WE 'RE ALL JUST SORRY THE SCHOOL IS CLOSING DOWN . $
02 WHY ? $
01 WE 'RE ALL JUST SORRY . $
02 THERE 'S NOTHING IN OUR LIVES THAT 'S WORTH REDEEMING TAK
E MY WORD FOR IT . $
WE 'RE TEACHERS AND THAT 'S ALL , AND YOU TWO ARE GOOD TEACH
ERS BECAUSE THERE 'S NOTHING IN YOUR LIVES THAT DOESN'T CONS
TITUTE A LESSON . $
AND WHILE YOU 'VE BEEN TALKING THE CHILDREN HAVE LEFT . $
YOU 'VE LIVED SO LONG ON OTHER PEOPLE'S BEHALF YOU 'VE CEASE
D TO RECOGNISE YOURSELVES . $
THERE 'S NOTHING HERE WORTH KEEPING AND CERTAINLY NOTHING HO
LDS US TOGETHER . $
MY BIKE . $
03 ELISE . $
01 LET HER BE . $
03 YOUR FAULT . $
01 YOURS . $
03 LOOK WHAT YOU 'VE DONE TO HER . $
01 IF WOMEN ARE EVER TO BE STRONG , THEY 'VE GOT TO BE STRON
G ... $
03 JO-JO . $
01 AND LIGHTHEARTED . $
SHE IS RIGHT . $
03 THIS SCHOOL WORKED FOR A LONG TIME BEFORE YOU CAME AND IT
 CAN WORK AGAIN . $
01 SURE . $
03 WE CAN MAKE IT WORK . $
CIRCULATE BURKE'S PEERAGE FOR NEW PUPILS . $
BUILD UP TOWARDS NEXT TERM . $
01 SHE IS RIGHT . $
02 IT 'S GONE . $
THERE WAS A GREAT WET FART AND IT HAD GONE . $
01 WELL . $